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The Discord Server + Next Podcast

Hey everyone! The Discord Server is almost complete. It’s pretty bare bones, considering I don’t think the crowd will be that great, but is there anything you guys want me to add before I attempt to make it go live? Features, bots, anything? Just lmk! We can do a test run to see if everything works right soon and I’ll fix up the Patreon tiers again!

Also, to my VIPs- I haven’t forgotten about you! I just really haven’t done much since my failed choice at being a regular human ...

[F4A] [EARLY] Jealous Possessive Best Friend Almost Kills For You

You and your best friend are having a sleep over, like usual. The two of you hang out often and have known each other for years, which is how you've come to understand that she is very possessive over you in a way that CAN'T just be friendly. It's time to get to the bottom of it, but little do you know how open she will end up being about it...

thumbnail pollllll

coming to u from a girl with a tummy ache

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Separate Discord

Currently working on a separate Discord for Patrons. I will also probably extend the invite to Twitch subs and YouTube memberships when or if I get the chance. If there's any weird stuff that happens during the exchange between them, please lmk. I'll let you guys know once the Discord goes live.

WHAT DO WE WANT TO SEE BABES

Next two recordings. Be here or be... idk just voteeee

The only ones I have a fleshed out idea for as of right now is the neighbour and stranger audio.

For the neighbour audio, I'm thinking of a shy girl who's stalking you (from her window ofc nothing major) so at night she comes over and lays it on really thick, kinda awkwardly, and cutesy.

For the strangers to lovers, I'm thinking a hostess or waitress at a restaurant finds the smallest thing to try to return to you when y...

I have limited ads again!!!

Thank you, YouTube. Very cool. YouTube uploads are going to halt for a second until they recieve their checks, but I'm going to keep recording stuff just to keep up with the Patreon schedule. Now I have no excuse not to backlog since I'm all caught up and don't have anything else to do but this!!! Woop woop.

I'm also going to work on making the Patreon benefits better. I'm going to get rid of the chats since no one uses them and I'm going to instead spruce up the Discord or do a new on...

[F4A] [EARLY] Meeting the Alt/Goth Girl in the Closet... Forbidden Romance

You've been seeing the social outcast secretly for some time. You're the popular one, so the both of you would be shamed if you went public about it. She will do anything to be with you, even if it means meeting in dingy closets on a bathroom break. Just be quiet, we don't want anyone catching you.

Part Two??

Should I release the part two to the indie singer audio on YouTube as well as Patreon or should I keep it Patreon only?

(PSA, the reason part twos are Patreon only to begin with is because they don't do well on YouTube. I'm asking for this one because it has gotten A LOT more requests than I thought it would. I was expecting that audio to flop to be completely honest with you.)

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 These r kinda boring but whatever i cant find anything that fits the vibe

Boop boop

I’ll be getting back to recording and uploading tomorrow, even if there’s coughing through the walls. It’s not as incessant as it was before, so we should be okay. Thanks for waiting on me ya’ll.

You should be able to expect an exclusive, an early, and a thumbnail poll tomorrow. Also expect a poll asking if I should make a part two public for YouTube or not (everyone’s asking for the indie singer part two) but that’s up to ya’ll. I don’t mind if you want to gatekeep.

[F4A] Your Shy Girlfriend Gives You Aftercare

The morning after you've done the deed and your girlfriend wakes you up with a smile and a light blush on her face. She's ready to take care of you.

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[F4A] [EARLY] Your Favourite Singer Hits On You

You just went to your favourite indie band's pop up when you cross paths with the singer while you're leaving the venue. She's going to the next bar over, and to your surprise- she wants you to come with.

Another Thumbnail Poll

Made some thumbnails while I sit and stew in the coughing through the walls. Going to wake up early and see if it is silent for once. Anyways...

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Cold and Flu Season

Is unfortunately here and I have been hearing about it for the past two days nonstop and it’s incredibly hard to focus when the walls are made of paper. It’s frustrating too, since constant sound that I cannot control makes me irritable… anyone else?

Could you guys leave some audio requests or ideas? I’m open to anything, even some more specific things for exclusives and whatnot. I’ll have to find some time to record when coughing isn’t always reverberating through the walls...

My Internet

Is so insanely slow today. I was going to upload an early and a thumbnail poll, but this is about to make me crash out just trying to open DeviantArt to get a credit link. Just a heads up for today.

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[F4A] [EARLY] Fake Dating Your Bully Leads to More [Enemies to Lovers]

You've been fake dating your bully for a while and it's been a roller coaster. From highs, to lows, to awkward tension, the two of you realized you're actually a great pair. That's why, the two of you are silent on the walk back to your house after a dinner with her parents. The final night of your fake dating, but you find your fake girlfriend is stalling the night a little long. Just wait, she has something else to offer...

[F4A] [Lowkey Spicy] [EARLY] Your Possessive Roommate Beats Up Your Ex

You've known your roommate for a long time, longer than any person you've dated. You're very open and honest with eachother, maybe a little too honest, but it comes as a surprise when your ex calls you and tells you your roommate beat them up. Coming home bloody, she's caught like a deer in headlights. How does she get out of this one, you ask? Flirting, and being a little too honest about it.

What Do You Want to See From Me?

Hey hey,

Recently, the videos on YouTube have been flopping. I'll probably do this same type of poll on my community tab over there, but I thought I'd come here for some feedback first.

Last month was incredible for views and engagement. I did a lot of best friend's sister audios and bully audios which did amazing, however I don't want to bore you guys with the same archetypes every dang week. I've been trying to switch it up a bit, but my last four videos have done extremely poo...

[F4A] Best Friend's Older Sister Sneaks into Your Room

You've been having a secret relationship with your best friend's older sister for a while now. That's why you're surprised when you see her fall through your window at the dead of night. You're happy to see her, but terrified since her little sibling is coming over tonight to hang out. She's disappointed, but she would never give up a second not to be alone with you. Not tonight, not any night.

Sound effects will be added later rn im sleepy

Next YT Video Poll

I did some pondering last night and I thought of a few YT and exclusive ideas saurrrr here are some for YouTube. They're just ideas, so the story is up to your interpretation right now since they're not fully fleshed ideas. I'll get there.

BUT as always, if you have any ideas- feel free to let me know!

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 For the assistant video beee teee dubbz

[F4A] [PART TWO] HELPING THE TOMBOY SKATER GIRL

The sprained ankle ended up turning into a tear... which was not ideal, since it required medical intervention. You had to help this poor skater girl into the operating room and have been helping her at her house while she's out of commission. Only problem, she's talking nonsense, and a lot of that nonsense has to do with how attracted she is to you...

[F4A] [EARLY] TEASING YOUR ASSISTANT LEADS TO MORE

You've always had a crush on your assistant. She's always at your beck and call, and since you've been working closely for a while, you've been able to pick up on her quirks and little bits and pieces of her private life that you've taken upon yourself to memorize- even if you're not good at that. It's time for you to make your move, HR be damned, despite her being a little aloof.

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[F4A] [EARLY] PART 1 - TAKING CARE OF THE TOMBOY SKATER GIRL

The hot, skater girl has injured herself. She's pulled herself out of the pit, and is cradling her ankle. You suspect that it's sprained, she claims it's just a bruise. Either way, it's time for you to swoop in and help her out, unknowingly charming her in the process.

Agendaaaa

Tomorrow I will be releasing the second early alongside at least one thumbnail poll. Sometime during this week I’ll do a few more polls just to start rolling out some new audios, possibly another part two.

Friday or Saturday I will release the next audio on YouTube. Monday should be when I release the next exclusive.

I’m going to try and make memberships on YouTube work in the same way my lowest tier works on here, but we’ll have to see how that goes.

Also, hi to all t...

[EARLY] Best Friend Confesses to you Whilst You're Asleep

You pretended to fall asleep on your best friend's arm after a movie. You've known she's liked you for a while, you like her too, but you want her to admit it to you. Tonight was the night you'd finally get it out of her, all of her sweet nothings whispered into your ear as she thinks your asleep... only, you're not.

MINOR change to the original concept, I made it best friend instead of roommate just bc there was not really anything to differentiate the two and I ACCIDENTALLY sli...