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2024-07-15 06:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Cleaning Up!!

Hey gang, just a little update regarding the Patreon.

It's becoming very cluttered, so I'm going back and deleting all of the early, non-extended audios. I'm thinking of also getting rid of the old thumbnail polls- but I'm not completely sure if people enjoy looking at what the alternative thumbnails could be?

I'm ALSO looking towards making more tiers and expanding the Patreon now that I'm starting to get a backlog of audios. No NSFW, and probably none for a while now because of...

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[F4A] EARLY] Waking Up Your Sleep Deprived Girlfriend (and failing)

Your girlfriend has been having a hard time sleeping lately. That's why when she was up at 12 in the afternoon asking you to wake her in a couple hours, you didn't have a single question on your brain. When the time came, you went to wake her, and everything you expected came to light. She's begging for five more minutes... thirty more minutes... and now suddenly you're in the bed cuddling her as she drools on your shoulder. Thirty minutes... right? Or maybe you've just become her bed hostage...

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[F4A] [Early] Jealous Stoner Best Friend Confesses

You're hanging out with your best friend, like usual, and she finds out you're acting strange. You're keeping a small secret from her... or maybe a big one, and she catches on quickly. What you don't know is that she has a huge crush on you, and although she's supportive of whatever you do- this just will not do. She will have you for herself in time.

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Chloe Casual - OC by Sciamano240 on DeviantArt

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[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Drunk Girl At a Party Confesses All Her Secrets to You [Strangers to More]

A strange woman you just met at a party brings you to a small grassy clearing. She urges you to sit down and stare at the night sky with her, promising she won't kidnap you in the process. Due to her kind words, and mostly the booze, you lie down next to her and she becomes an open book. She tells you all about her feelings and you share yours as well. The two of you just click, and she is eager to get to know you much more personally.

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[F4A] [EARLY] Tricking the Muscle Mommy into Helping You

You and your gym crush have been making sneaky glances at each other for weeks. You've been waiting to get the courage to approach her, but you don't want to be weird. Thinking about it, you decide: why doesn't SHE approach YOU? By faking awful form and making eye contact with her from across the gym, she finally meander's over to you with false confidence and a lot of distracted glances...

I recorded this a WHILE ago gang apologies if it's... weird LMAO

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[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Vampire Spawn Confesses... [PART TWO] [Baldur's Gate Inspired] [Astarion Inspired]

This is the part two to the vampire needs to drink you audio... inspired by the romance between Tav and Astarion. It's a short one, but I really like when a dominant and closed off character becomes vulnerable with you and only you, ykwis? Also, I have no idea WHY it sounds like I'm slightly underwater? I think my AC is messing with the audio quality...

Anyways here's the synopsis:

After being the personal blood bag for the entirety of your mission to a very gorgeous va...

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Lamia by Oorigi on DeviantArt

Navi Halloween (Zoom) by...

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[F4A] [SPICY] [EARLY] Vampire Spawn Drinks Your Blood... Sexily [Baldur's Gate 3 Inspired] [Astarion Inspired *the bite scene yk*] [DND Inspired]

You wake up to someone breathing down your neck. It's your vampire companion, who has been known to thrive during the night and feast on whatever living and breathing creature they can get their hands on; never preying on a human being. So why, pray tell, are they breathing down your neck, fangs on full display. Long story short, they're too weak to hunt and NEED your blood before the sun comes up.

This scene was loosely inspired by the events of Baldur's Gate 3, where Astarion...

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[F4A] Teaching Your ADHD Girlfriend How To Play DND Takes a Turn [EXCLUSIVE] [Orc Muscle Mommy?!?!?!]

You and your girlfriend have been playing DND for some time now. It's her first game, and she's really starting to understand. You decide to spice it up and throw one of your own characters in there, until she becomes... sentient. Realizing that the character is one of YOURS, she uses that to her advantage to spice up the game in her favor. The dungeron master has been bested... and she needs to put a pin in this game.

Hey all! I wanted to do some more research before I ...

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[F4A] Tomboy Muscle Mommy Bimbo??? Is Very Sore and Needs Your Help [EARLY]

Your girlfriend has always been an avid member of the gym and a talented athlete. It's something you really like about her, and you're all for listening to her rants and spiels about the gym. This, however, is a completely different ballpark. She's sore and tired and needs YOUR help to feel so much better. Step on me..? No. Massage me? No. Okay, how about we just watch a movie then... 

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[F4F] Tomboy Hits On You at a Party [EARLY]

You get invited to a mutual's party and feel... out of place. When you find a quiet corner, you sit there and sip on your drink until a girl approaches you. She's a little timid, since you're so cute, but she pulls in that confidence and asks you out, hoping that you're both into COUGH women COUGH. At the end of the day, she invites you back to her place...

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I Had a Feeling - TrackTribe

Will 2 Pwr - half.cool

Insta Beat Vixens - half.coo...

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[F4A] [SPICY] Sugar Mommy Wants to See You in a Skirt [EXCLUSIVE] [Dominant Mommy x Submissive Masc] [Turned femboy/femgirl]

You need a new outfit for a celebration you're going to. You need your girlfriend's help finding it, however, since you're fashionably inept. She helps you, but sneaks in a little goodie of her own liking. She wants you to wear a skirt for her, as much as you despise even the thought of it. You want nothing more than to leave the store, but she coerces you with the promises of a spicy evening and riles you up with the thought of her on top of you as a result of the fabric making you easil...

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[F4A] Obsessed Yandere Roommate PART TWO [EARLY] [RE-DO]

Hey all! Here's the re-recorded version of the second part to the yandere roommate audio. This is much better for my ears, I hope it's better for yours. Enjoy!


You get home from your date that flunked from you. A weird coincidence, right? Your roommate talks about her not showing up and then she doesn't? How strange... You return home and your roommate is lying in your bed. She starts talking about how you belong to her again and how the two of you are meant to be together; how ...

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Heads Up!

Hey gang! I did end up re-recording the second part to the Yandere Roommate audio and it is not at all the same (because I improvise). As such, I will be uploading it soon once I’ve edited it, and instead of the long half an hour audio being uploaded to YouTube, I will divide them into two parts. The next upload will be the first part and the second part would come out next week. I thought this would be good info for you all!


I’m also (finally) getting caught up on the au...

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Crazy Makima Yellow by NWAwalrus on DeviantArt

2024-06-07 05:39:51 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4A] [PART 1 AND PART 2] YANDERE PSYCHO ROOMMATE IS OBSESSED WITH YOU [EARLY]

You've scored a date tonight with a really cute girl. Your roommate stops you on your way out, though, questioning you like a criminal. She tries to convince you not to go out, that the girl in question is not to be trusted with your heart, but when she falls short in trying to convince you- things take a turn. She starts spouting about how you belong to her and how she's going to make your date disappear? Weird. You call her bluff, and go to meet the girl anyways, leaving y...

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[F4A] Nursing Your Tomboy Athlete GF Back To Health [EARLY]

Your girlfriend recently suffered an injury while playing her sport to her leg. It was pretty bad, and she had to have surgery to recorrect her leg. In the meantime, she can't play, and isn't sure she will be able to play ever again. You're nervous and your girlfriend notices, so she uses humor to lighten up the situation. It helps, but it doesn't completely quell the anxiety in your brain. You make her promise that she will return to sports, and she agrees so long as you are by her side....

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[F4A] Drunk Roommate Confesses and Kisses You [EXCLUSIVE] [RAMBLES] [FORBIDDEN LOVERS?]

Hypothetically, would you date your roommate? Find out in this new exclusive audio ;)

Hey GANG. This was originally supposed to be next week's audio, but I recognized that because my character was drunk... it would not get monetized. Sooooooooooooooooooooo it became the exclusive. Enjoy!

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ArtStation - GOTH MIKASA, Zu Yuan Cesar

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[F4A] Pillow Talking With Your Needy Sleep Deprived GF [EARLY]

ALTERNATIVE TITLE: Your GF Rizzes You Up For 20 Mins

You've been away from home for the entire day, which means away from your needy, clingy GF. When you get home, she's still awake and waiting for you. She has a few things to talk to you about- and a lot of giggling to follow suit.

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME MISS???

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Colored-Up, Portrait of a Girl: The Sequel by KenLothair on DeviantArt

2024-05-29 03:27:53 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] Secretly Dating Your Best Friend's Bossy Younger Sister [EARLY]

You and your best friend's little sister have been seeing each other secretly for a few months now. You started right under his nose, despite the sister having some restraint about it at first. She really likes you, though, and decided to go through with it anyways- even if it makes her brother angry in the grand scheme of it. It started off very exciting, but now your girlfriend is ready to make it OFFICIAL official, urging you to break the news to her brother one of these days. You pro...

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[F4A] Your Girlfriend Comforts You During A Thunderstorm With Kisses [EXCLUSIVE]

You are terrified of thunderstorms, so when one happens, you ask your girlfriend for aid. She leads the two of you to the bedroom, where she attempts to make you feel better and forget about the storm raging outside. Her first two attempts only work for a little, but when she becomes a kissing machine- you instantly light up.

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2024-05-23 07:50:57 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4A] Vampire Mommy Punishes Her Submissive Puppy Mortal [EARLY] [EXTENDED] [SPICY]

You've been living with a vampire for a while now. You've gotten to know her, and you know that you're insanely attracted to her. You're attracted to the way she looks, the way she moves, the way she talks to you, and especially the way she treats you. She calls all of the shots, and you love it. You go into her room to find out anything, something that could get you closer to her in any way, but she finds you and punishes you.

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[F4A] [SPICY] Your Bossy Gamer Girlfriend Needs Your Attention [EARLY] [RAMBLES]

You're minding your own business when your girlfriend jumps on your bed. She seems in good spirits at first, until she reveals she's pining for your attention. You pretend to be against it at first, but you're just as excited about this interest as her. She barters your time and attention for a late night activity, also known as the "devil's tango" and a new gift she has yet to show you...

Hey gang! I didn't want to be late with this one, so I'm prematurely releasing it ...

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[F4A] Watching A Horror Movie With Your Squeamish GF [EXCLUSIVE]

You're girlfriend, who is notoriously bad at watching horror movies, asks to watch a specific horror movie she brought up last week. You approved, but now that the day comes where she's asking you- you are completely against it. You know that you're just going to be the literal and metaphorical punching bag for the entirety of the movie. It's too bad, because she's adamant on watching SOMETHING horror tonight, and MUST watch it with you!

Hey all! Trying something a littl...

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[F4F] Your Best Friend Confesses During a Power Outage [EARLY]

You and your best friend have been inseparable for two years. Little did you know, the both of you were crushing on each other HARD, but neither had the guts to say anything. Tonight is the night your friend confesses, and she does it in the most creative way she knows how.

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