Stacy and Zeke had just checked into the hotel and gotten to their room, eager to begin their honeymoon. The room wasn't overly spectacular, nor was the resort anything truly special, but they DID have a balcony with a magnificent ocean view. For newlyweds that had very little extra money to spare, this hotel room was a dream come true, and both Stacy and Zeke were overjoyed by it as they began to settle in, Zeke unpacking their bags for the week while Stacy explored the balcony.
2022-08-29 13:01:05 +0000 UTC
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A shorter one this time. It's sort of a spiritual re-imagining of a much, much older TG Caption I saw in the very early 2000s by either Bashful or Oberon, though it was regarding a different sport. Funny how I've been stonewalled on how to use the picture I picked out for the re-imagining for a much longer story...And I just stumble across a smaller picture and boom, suddenly the words just appear. Anyway, enjoy!
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"And the winners of the Doubles Tournamen...
2022-08-26 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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"I don't care! I wanna go out and play with my friends!" Tristan screamed at the top of his lung as he ran for the kitchen door.
"TRISTAN! YOU CAN'T!" His mother, Grace, screamed in return, reaching out to grab the toddler's hands as he fumbled with the door knob. Thank god she'd remembered to lock the door after coming home with the last of the groceries they'd need to ride out this 'lockdown' thing. Of course, she never realized that the worst thing about the Pandemic was g...
2022-08-22 13:01:04 +0000 UTC
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"Sorry this wasn't supposed to be personal, but I love being you! You really didn't know how good you had it! Living off a rich sugar daddy, having your every whim catered to by staff, and looking THIS gorgeous? Hell, if you're not willing to enjoy it, then I'll GLADLY take your job!" Jesse said with a smirk as he...as SHE leaned against the door frame and stared at the captive, mostly naked man that was thoroughly taped and gagged to the chair in front of her.
Victoria grunted and stra...
2022-08-19 13:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Danica stared out at the small island that rose out of the crystal blue ocean, trying to work up her courage to dive into the surf and begin swimming to it. It wouldn't be hard, nor all that dangerous (at least, no more than swimming in any other open water), and the weather was absolutely beautiful, the perfect day for a swim. The only thing that was stopping Danica was, well, Danica.
A year ago she'd been Dennis, a rather hopeless young man with a poor future in front of him. Ad...
2022-08-15 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Trevor didn't really know why he was surrounded by three, lovely, beautiful, sexy ladies, but he wasn't going to question it. He and his frat buddies, Lee, Farad and Alexei had been invited to a pool party the weekend after classes had started back for the fall, the last hurrah for the ending summer. And it had been hosted by the local Gamma Upsilon Rho Lambda sorority. The sorority had been struggling to find new members to reach their quota and had decided that the perfect excuse woul...
2022-08-12 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Evening turned into night as the couple continued to chat in the corner of the little coffee shop known as “The Witch’s Brew”. It was part of the magic themed shopping center in Whitewood that was known as ‘The Cauldron’, with all the shops attached to it being named similarly. It was the home of the very first Wandy’s restaurant! It was a popular local tourist attraction, and even the somewhat campy ‘magic wishing well’ in the middle of the shopping center’s pedestrian cour...
2022-08-08 13:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone, just wanted to give you all an update to my moving situation. I am currently mostly settled, but renovation work is still happening and will continue to happen. My Internet should be working by the end of the month. I have an update scheduled for tomorrow morning, and again on Friday at the same time.
That being said, I am no longer skirting the edge of my mobile data service plan so my speed may be fast enough now I can maybe see about reinstalling my image editing prog...
2022-08-07 23:50:04 +0000 UTC
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Summer was winding to a close as everyone began to mentally prepare for the colder months to come. Nick, however, was getting one last day at the beach before he and all the other students had to be cooped up in their dorms again for a full semester. He and his buddy Ricky had arrived at the beach ready for some fun in the sun. The problem, of course, was that it seemed like everyone else had the same idea, leaving the beach a insanely crowded mass of humanity and far, far too many screaming ...
2022-08-05 13:00:15 +0000 UTC
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This is the last caption I am uploading manually until moving is completed. Hopefully the automatic uploader works as intended.
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Loki wandered around the Olympics, bored out of his mind. Like most of the gods, he now lived among mortals and only used his powers every now and then. That was the agreement so that all out armageddon wouldn't happen among the differing realms of all the various gods that Humanity had dreamed up. Loki sipped on his soft drink as he made his way thr...
2022-08-01 16:24:10 +0000 UTC
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“Sir please come back on the path! I’m gonna have to call security!” The skinny tour guide, Dennis, yelled to the retreating back of Frank as he awkwardly hopped over the guard rail that separated the walking path from the historical landmarks. Oh why did he always get the rowdy groups!?
“Quit whining! I paid for this tour, I want to see the good stuff up close!” The overweight, and over 60 year old tourist grumbled as he waded through the scrub bushes and red colored rocks.
2022-07-30 02:56:46 +0000 UTC
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Just a quick update while I'm out and about. Don't worry, there will be a new post later tonight, but this has been on my mind so I just want to put it out there.
Next week I am closing on my new house and will begin the moving process. I won't have new Internet there at the house for several weeks, most likely and will still require my phone to do stuff. That being said...
Updates may get a little weird. I'm going to grind out as many captions as possible and use Patreon's automa...
2022-07-29 22:06:58 +0000 UTC
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“Ugh, I don't care where we eat. Let's just grab something quick before we head home, I'm starving!" Christine groaned, her stomach voicing it's own discontent moments later. She and fiancee Justin were on a shopping trip in the the city and after a full day of trying on shoes and clothes (and buying more than she should have), the brunette was exhausted and more than a little hungry.
"Fine by me. Cheap is good." Justin grumbled as he dumped another arm-full of bags into their car. He...
2022-07-25 23:44:16 +0000 UTC
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Lana sat listlessly in her tiny apartment, staring out at the mostly empty streets below. So this was what life was in a Pandemic, huh? The massive wave of Lockdowns had just gone into effect and Lana, like everyone else, had ended up stuck at home with nothing to do but binge Tiger King on Netflix. But even with working from home and the relaxed lifestyle that came with it, Lana was a people person and the isolation was driving her nuts! Socially distant grocery shopping was the closest she ...
2022-07-23 00:32:31 +0000 UTC
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A light-hearted and simple one for today's upload. I liked this one a lot, it just felt fun and easy to write. If only it could be that easy, right? Plus I'm sure you guys could use a break from the darker Unfortunate Wishers stuff.
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"Ashton, I'm sorry but I'm-your just not my type!" Kiera stuttered, completely overwhelmed by the young man in front of her, who had been rambling (at length) about how much he loved her. People were beginning to stare. Especially as the youn man'...
2022-07-19 01:08:21 +0000 UTC
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My apologies for a later post. I got sucked into binging Breaking Bad for the umpteenth time and completely forgot in was a posting day. Also another fresh one, because I did watch Thor: Love and Thunder last week and not gonna lie, I express some of my feelings about the film in the caption itself. No spoilers, though.
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Gus walked out of the movie theater, feeling…mostly satisfied. He had just seen the newest Thor movie, Love and Thunder, and while he ...
2022-07-16 04:44:09 +0000 UTC
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A remastering of one of the first captions I ever made.
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"Anthony, how could you do this to me!? How DARE you steal my research!" Hank shouted into his phone as he stormed through the ransacked laboratoy. He and his (now former) partner Anthony had been on the verge of a breakthrough; the ability to modify reality with little more than a combination of well placed signal tones that distorted space time! Anthony had done most of the work, but with all the resources t...
2022-07-12 03:12:29 +0000 UTC
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And so, the bonus image to make up for the double post is completed and balance has been restored to the universe. Regular update tomorrow (barring strange and unusual events)!
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Jeff froze as he walked into the tiny apartment's kitchen, getting home after a late night shift at work. There, sitting at the kitchen table, was Jessica!
"Hey, babe! I was missing you really bad so I thought I'd swing by and spend some time with you! But imagine my surpris...
2022-07-11 02:02:51 +0000 UTC
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Gonna post the second caption in a couple of hours just for viewability reasons. I really liked writing this one, I've made a real monster (not that he wasn't before) out of Adiz. Anyway, enjoy!
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“Well, at least he’s off torturing someone else and leaving us alone for a while” The dark skinned, exotic beauty said to her companion in her thick, heavily accented voice.
“Like, shut up! He’ll totes hear you!” The top heavy blonde hissed back.
Jo...
2022-07-10 23:53:43 +0000 UTC
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Dual uploads on Sunday. I was away from the computer most of the day and when I got home, there were lightning heavy thunderstorms. I didn't want to risk my PC getting zapped so I just stayed offline .I will be busy all day tomorrow and tomorrow evening, so uploading then is not going to happen. Two captions are completed though, just need to upload them.
2022-07-09 04:19:19 +0000 UTC
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This one is a little sad, but I feel like I turned it around. We all wish that there were magical items out there that help us be who we think we are supposed to be. I know it may be a little strange for a guy who is perfectly okay with being a guy to write this kind of stuff, especially a story like this but...I don't do it enough. And yeah I know Pride month was last month but still, I honestly don't think that it should just be confined to a single month.
Everyone deserves to be happ...
2022-07-05 04:51:54 +0000 UTC
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Instead of posting some of the backlog, I ended up getting inspired and wanted to write something else. Problem is, it's probably gonna be a little long. It's also gonna be a little sad but I promise it'll be worth reading.
So it might be a little later when I upload it, though I'm definitely shooting for before 12AM EST/CST since it's Fourth of July themed. I've been a little slowed down due to holiday nonsense and I've gotta cook and clean up after I eat, etc. But I WILL have it...
2022-07-04 23:25:58 +0000 UTC
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"Dude, check out what I snagged from the prop department!" Jeremy said as he lugged the heavy cardboard box into the apartment he shared with Brian, his roommate and best friend.
"Ugh, you're not getting us in trouble again, are you?" Brian grumbled from the couch, barely looking up from his video game.
"What? No! Dude they were GIVING this stuff away! Something about downsizing since no one is enrolling in drama classes or something. But dude, look!" Jeremy slammed the box down o...
2022-07-01 23:20:48 +0000 UTC
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"No. Absolutely not. There is no way in HELL that I am going to wear that! Bad enough you got me into the rest of these lady clothes but I am NOT wearing a fru-fru dress covered in flowers!" Clark, now Clara, groaned as her former wife held up the prissy dress. She tried not to think about how well the piece of fabric would actually accentuate her breast and make her all that more enticing.
"But Clara, you'll look SO CUTE in it! Look at how great it goes with your hair! Oh, the boys are...
2022-06-28 00:01:10 +0000 UTC
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Here is the bonus caption for the accidental double post I uploaded. I will still upload another post this week.
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"But, like, Darcy, you gotta, like, totally change me back and stuff!" Tina, formerly Tim, whined to the pouting, busty blonde in front of her. It had all, like, gone so wrong! She was, like, a guy! And she wanted to turn back right now! Not go work on her, totes awesome tan!
"Um, I dunno what to, like, tell you, but you um, totally farm what you sewed!...
2022-06-24 02:25:16 +0000 UTC
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My apologies, but its come to my own attention that I did a double upload of the same caption, the Sunset Swap, which I posted before all the Internet issues. Just all that business wiped that from my mind apparently. I am going to try to get three captions out this week in order to make up for that double posting.
Thank you for the understanding.
2022-06-21 18:52:23 +0000 UTC
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An early, shorter upload today. I wanted to called this 'BIkini Beach' as sort of a tribute to the classic universe created by Ellie Dauber, but I felt like that was too...infringey. So instead we just get a more normal name.
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"Babe, this is amazing!" The disembodied voice of Tony exclaimed in Vera's head. The witch smiled and gave her bikini shorts a loving stroke across the fabric, illiciting a moan of pleasure from the voice in her head.
Vera, of course, wasn't crazy....
2022-06-20 16:39:47 +0000 UTC
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Calvin stared in terror as he watched the last of his girlfriends disappear onto the small plate. Krista’s frozen body, motionless save for her wild, terrified eyes, began to shrink and shimmer as her flawless white skin began to turn a rich, dark brown. In just a few moments the change was over, the gorgeous secretary having been melted down into a sugary cube sitting on the plate next to the nine other chocolates that rested there.
“All done! See, that wasn’t so hard, was it? No...
2022-06-18 03:51:03 +0000 UTC
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Apprently Patreon thinks I'm promoting a raffle. Well, guess we'll see what happens I guess.
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'Welp, this ain't good. This ain't good at all!' Bobby thought to himself as he lay motionless in the pile of packing peanuts, his eyes locked on the ceiling overhead. He couldn't move, couldn't blink, all the redneck could do was just lay there waiting for whatever was going to happen next. Last thing the overweight, balding, and admittingly, slightly smelly Ala...
2022-06-14 05:05:13 +0000 UTC
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My apologies for the later upload, I fell asleep very early last night. I forgot this caption was even done, this was meant to go up last month but then my Internet issues and the passage of time made me forget it existed after I moved it into a different folder.
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The young adult couple walked, hand in hand, along the sandy beach. To everyone else they looked almost perfect; one was a incredibly handsome young man with a full head of hair, a muscular but reasonable physique an...
2022-06-11 15:18:54 +0000 UTC
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