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7th Patron's Choice Poll Winner: Mai awaits for you

You voted for her and here she is! Damn how I love sexy mood half-light ambience, just too powerful.  

Lady Mai is a sight to behold... those curves, the plumpness in the right places, her shining eyes and that gorgeous smile! she looks so royal while she holds her classic fan and lies on the soft crimson fabric awaiting for you...

Well... what are you waiting for? you don't make a lady like this wait! (more like you don't want to!)

I want to give the Full-Color treatme...

Shenhe from Genshin Impact

If you remove all her equips and accessories lady Shenhe's hairstyle is pretty simple and clean, and I like it!

7th Patron's Choice Poll

Been a LONG time since I did one of these, so let's fix that.

For those who aren't familiar with the "Patron's Choice" polls, it is quite simple, you select a lady, if she wins, she gets the Full-Color treatment, that's that, let's VOTE!

Harley Quinn: https://www.patreon.com/posts/harley-quinn-30743360

Sadu: 2022-08-23 00:33:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Lady Dimitrescu + Alt. versions

Been waiting a looong time to work on this tall lady, she is just so full of that "mature charm" *cough* *cough* MiLF!, *cough* MiLF! *cough*, *cough*, who said that!? don't you think? maybe I should work the daughter trio too...

See you soon with a poll, cheers!

Hex Maniac "Hexia Venus"

Ms. Hexie adventure continues, she has escaped to Lilycove City, infiltrated in the museum and is hiding in plain sight! get her!

Bet the art lovers around here will know exactly where I got the inspiration for this piece (aside from the patron who requested it obviously).

July Rewards

Do you like a beefy, thicc-y, juicy, tasty Viera? I mean burger!? I know I do! 

Completely forgot to post the POMs (Picks Of the Month) so I'll do it here:

Picks of the Month for July 2022:

- Slot 1:  Alcina Dimitrescu, Resident Evil VIII: Village - "Is this what you're looking at?" - Pinup (Been waiting a LONG time for the chance to work this tall lady)

- Slot 2:  Shenhe, Genshin Impact - "Down and Open" - Pinup (Genshin Impact has so many ladies to cho...

On the XIII marks hunt

Recently some of your fellow patrons have been hunting for the marks I leave in many of my works, one of them posted in the Community section asking for help to find the marks on the latest waifu, Freddie, and they did find all the marks successfully, after the last mark was found one them commented: 

"Now i want something like this in every picture :D"

Well... as I strive to give a good service in this kitchen I can tell you that not ALL of my works have ma...

Freddie (Nude version)

The "You can leave your hat on" tradition continues!

I think lady Freddie must be pretty "restless" (pun intended) so her feet HAD to be playful like here.

Hope you like her!

Freddie Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street

The final member of the slasher trio is here, we had the small, plump and deadly "Chunky" then, the thicc, imposing and brutal "Jacyn", now... please welcome the naughty, nasty and nightmarish Fredericka "Freddie" Charlize Krueger!

For those who grew up watching the 80's to 90's slasher films including A Nightmare on Elm Street you already know why Freddie Krueger is such a BIG deal, but for those who don't know... I'll gladly explain.

Little "Chunky" is a doll after all, you be c...

Ms. Krueger -SneakPeek-

1...2 the fun's for two... 3...4 she locks your door... 5...6 you feel her licks... 7...8 embrace your fate... 9...10 you're in her den... 

The nightmare begins soon, Freddie is coming for you very soon.

See you then! 

Shion SCS

Ahh yes! finally the massive size of her weapon: Hercules' Edge, matches the massive size of her breasts!

This HAD to be done, The Waifu Kitchen exist for this, this is the purpose, this is the way, enough said.

Thanks again to MondMond and Brommi who always go the extra mile. thank you for your support.

Shion, the No.1 Secretary + Nude version

Secretary, bodyguard, wicked oni and 1st quality busty beauty!

This lady has a SCS version too (thanks to the co-op work of Brommi and MondMond) but I'll post it in it's own post, see you then.

Hexie's Fortree City Escape

Hex Maniac nude adventure continues!

Hexie has escaped once again, this time she runs off to Fortree City, you give her pursuit but the little devil is as fast they come, you spot her curvaceous figure climbing up one of the ladders to the treetops, you make a sprint for it but she is already out of your reach.

She bends her back, rises her butt and using her hand she taunts you.

What are you waiting for? the little temptress needs some discipline! after her!

Hope you ...

Ms. Reaper being "Inconspicuous"

On a stakeout mission, Ms. Reaper takes on the role of a "lady of the streets" with a unmatched confidence on her eyes and a trashy outfit to match while she does her secret surveillance, she describes this as being... "inconspicuous" but hey! sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight! so she must be right... right?

Maybe she is just secretly enjoying herself with so many eyes on her figure, but who knows? (psst! psst! you can see for yourself if she is enjoying it or not, just...

Narmaya

Shortstacks, shortstacks, shortstacks! they're short and... stacked! 

Nothing else needs to be said.

Schierke the Witch + LH version

Aged-up and Thiccened-up, Schierke the witch is one of my favourite ladies from Berserk, I'll explain why... a little SPOILER ahead if you haven't read/watched Berserk, but if you already have or just don't mind, keep reading.

When the main character, Guts, wears the Berserker armour in battle he enters in a state of berserking rage and deep bloodlust as the armour draws out his negative emotions intensely and his mind can deteriorate to the point of pure violence, thus... he can get lo...

June Rewards

Nera won the poll, so it's just fair she gets the spotlight this month.

As you can see, she is enjoying her own recipe of "Spicy Chorizo" and looking good while at it!

I'll update this post tomorrow with more rewards, see you then.

Shion and Hercules' Edge -SneakPeek-

Thiccened-up the Oni lady...

Thiccened-up EVEN more her weapon, (no really, just like ONE spice away from Monster Hunter caliber)

See you soon with all these ladies ready,

Hex Maniac on Fortree City -SneakPeek-

Hexie is escaping! and she is still completely nude! 

This mischievous lady climbs ladders with unexpected skill, she even has time to stop and tease you, don't look up! or... DO look up!

See you in a few minutes with the last WiP for now.

Reaper Pinup -SneakPeek-

On a stakeout mission, Ms. Reaper takes on the role of a "lady of the streets" with a unmatched confidence on her eyes and a trashy outfit to match while she does her secret surveillance, she describes this as being... "inconspicuous" but hey! sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight!

Maybe she is just secretly enjoying herself with so many eyes on her figure, but who knows?

See you in a few.

Narmaya - SneakPeek-

A shortstack! I love working on short ladies (and giant ladies too!) short height, thicc thighs, plump and generous breasts a bit of tummy and tiny cute feet is my favorite recipe for this kind of lady, pair it with a weapon as big as her assets and BAM! delicious waifu served!

See you on the next one.

Schierke -SneakPeek-

If you're familiar with my work, new patron or not you already know this, but I do it anyways as a disclaimer:

"All characters worked on The Waifu Kitchen are over 18+ years or aged-up to be even older, no exceptions"

Schierke the Witch is one of the best assets in Guts's party and as a grown up lady she is pleasing to the eye too!, btw, this waifu is getting a LH version, expect her on the next rewards batch.

Cheers!

Freddy K. -SneakPeek-

Only 2 more waifus to finish this chapter, Freddy Krueger and Velvet Crowe.

You can bet that Ms. Krueger is gonna receive some Thicc Spices for that Iconic claw! and... in some other places too.

See you in the next WiP.

POMs -June 2022-

It's time for the POMs and I will post the WiPs of everything in the oven at the moment in a few hours, oh! also we have a new chibi-waifu, little Ina is kinda cute don't you think?

Picks of the Month for June 2022:

- Slot 1:  Schierke, Berserk - "A Witch's Undergarments" - Pinup (Li'l witch getting the Age-up/Thiccened-up treatments with just the right amount of spices here!)

- Slot 2:  Narmaya, Granblue Fantasy - "Big Blade, Short Lady " - Pinup (Love working on ...

Who is your favorite?

I just realized it's been a long, looooong, looooooooooooong time since I made a poll and I always wondered about this... 

Of the Kitchen Helpers, who is your favorite? 

The Loyal Noira?

The Cheerful Viera?

The Horny Nera?

or is it the Cute Ina?

What do you like about your favorite one? is it her looks? her story fragment? let me know on a comment down b...

Tsukuyo X Gintoki -Natural Tranquilizer-

The Waifu Kitchen Tip No. 34:

If your waifu is too drunk and becomes aggressive and dangerous, use the good ol' rope game and apply a single, double, triple, or "X" number of doses needed of the "Natural Tranquilizer" with your fingers until she falls asleep, 90% of the time works everytime!

Hope you like it and I'll see you on the next one.

Cheers!

La Signora -Bodysuit Lingerie-

La Signora from Genshin Impact is back + thiccer thighs at patron's request and no eyepatch/crown just because how rare is to see this character without it.

Hope you like it and I'll see you on the next one.

Hexie's "Milky Coffee"

Mmmm... call it a hunch, but something tells me she is not telling the truth...

And I sure hope so!

NOTES: Hexie is back! 

May Rewards

As you already know I just LOVE working my OCs and since I wrote Ina's fragment (if you haven't read it you can do it here:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/ina-sweet-wisdom-65032002 ) I've been dying to find an excuse to work a pic of her, so here she is! along with an alt version showing her hoodie...

Yor Forger "Bouncy BunBuns" SCS + Alt

Again, special thanks to Brommi for sponsoring this SCS + Alt (Thiccer) version for this gorgeous waifu, really enjoyed working on her.

NOTES: As soon as this lady got requested I knew exactly what I wanted to do, waifu + food, if you been following my work you know by now that my absolute favorite thing to work on is happy couple + wholesome, but I have a special place reserved for waifu + food. 

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