Title: Artoria, the Switch Princess
Artoria slowly opened her eyes. Before her stretched an endless expanse of blazing red. Through her skin, she felt as if she were in an ocean, yet the temperature was like being engulfed in flames.
“Where is this…?”
“Right, I remember being embraced by Master…”
Her last memory was of Naoki holding her as they were swallowed by light in a ritual.
Though her heart had raced slightly at the time, now tha...
Title: Gundams Trading Shots!
“Are you just going to watch from here?”
A girl’s voice sounded from the side.
Without turning back, Morgan gazed at the two giants in the distance and smiled. “That kid and Lia left me out. Well, rather than a Magus’s power, what he needs more is the true power of a dragon.”
“I see, so that’s what he meant.”
“So I’ll just watch from here while helping maintain this Bounded Field. If those two gia...
Title: The Process of Summer
Karuizawa City, located in eastern Nagano Prefecture, Japan, is a renowned resort town known for its fresh air and cool climate.
Surrounded by mountains at about 1,000 meters above sea level, its naturally formed climate is beyond doubt—spring brims with greenery, summer is refreshingly cool, autumn is filled with vibrant foliage, and winter blankets the area in thick snow. It’s as if the beauty of all four seasons is condensed here, with sce...
Title: Even Now, Understanding Yukinoshita Haruno Is Hard
Sitting on his bed, Yuu opened the system panel.
He quickly noticed two new statuses and skills, closing his eyes to sense them carefully.
The system had no description field or customer service to answer questions. Before using them, he could only rely on this vague feeling to figure out “roughly what this thing does and how to use it.”
Soon, he had a general idea.
Acceleration could sp...
Title: Stroking It a Few Times
Sora turned around, her face flushing before she could even finish speaking, instinctively looking away and lowering her head.
Then she peeked again, as if nothing had happened.
(…The last time I saw him like this was maybe six months ago?)
Sora’s fingers unconsciously twisted her hair, trying to calm herself. But seeing Yuu shirtless, she couldn’t stop her thoughts from wandering.
(I feel like Yuu’s gotten wa...
Title: If You Want to Chase Distortion, I’ll Follow It to the End
The usual drop-off spot, with its red brick wall, a ten-year-old local candidate poster, and some children’s scribbles.
“Free tomorrow? Let’s continue with spicy food!”
“Sure, I’m free for the next few days.”
Initially, Yuu had considered hiring the new rental girlfriend—Sakurazawa Sumi—but after thinking it over, he realized he’d already learned the “rental boyfriend...
Title: Yesterday’s Mistake Continues
Yuu nodded, got into the car, placed the items in the back seat, and set the cage on his lap.
“She’s my classmate, Yuigahama Yui, one of the few girls I can talk to.”
“I see~” Haruno drew out her words meaningfully. Closing the car door and starting the engine, she said with a suggestive tone, “That girl’s pretty cute, and her figure seems nice too.”
Yuu pursed his lips slightly, knowing exactly how to ...
Title: I Am Gundam
“Rider, what is your wish?”
That was the first question Touko asked Odysseus after he was summoned.
Every Servant summoned by the Holy Grail has a wish they seek to fulfill. It could be a wish requiring the Grail or one that could be realized without it.
Regardless of its form, a Servant always has a wish.
The same goes for Masters. Deep in their hearts, even if they’re unaware, there’s always a desire they wish to entrus...
Title: Saint Seiya Riding a Gundam
Defeat.
This was a feeling Scáthach had never experienced. Though she thirsted for death, she remained a warrior. She wanted to conquer traps that could kill her, and when facing an opponent strong enough, she couldn’t resist the urge to defeat them.
Her drive to challenge the strong made her grow stronger without realizing it.
Thus, Scáthach had never died. She had come close to death many times but always failed to f...
Title: Avalon, the Official Cheat Code
Solomon didn’t stay to watch the battle between Scáthach and Artoria.
Though it was expected to be a thrilling fight, for him, rather than enjoying another Servant’s battle, he preferred to attend to his own matters.
At the edge of the Fuyuki River, far from Fuyuki Bridge, Marisbury smiled as Solomon approached. “That was truly a legendary battle, King. In the mystic world, many fools treat Servants like ordinary familia...
Title: Who’s Voiced by Ayako Kawasumi?!
Yuu looked into the kitten’s eyes and whispered so Haruno couldn’t hear:
“That’s right, I’m your master from now on.”
Animal Language (Advanced Level) gave him basic communication with animals, allowing both sides to understand each other—though he wasn’t sure what special effects might emerge if the skill reached expert or perfect level.
“Meow~” The gray tabby kitten meowed again, observing him ...
Title: Are You My Master?
The next afternoon, Yuu received a message from Haruno saying she was free.
However, since she had other matters to attend to later, they couldn’t go elsewhere to hang out and could only deal with Yukinon the kitten first.
Getting into the car at their usual agreed-upon spot, Haruno drove him to Aomori Animal Hospital.
The atmosphere in the car was calm, as if nothing had happened yesterday. They chatted casually about recent eve...
Title: Now, I’m Also the Racing God of Akina
After briefly studying the two statuses, Yuu set them aside.
Single-use statuses would eventually need to be combined into permanent ones; otherwise, they’d be too wasteful—similar to the concept of single pulls versus ten-pull gachas. Ten pulls guarantee something, while single pulls depend on luck.
Next were the skills.
Unlike statuses, he received quite a few skills.
Five single-use skills and t...
Title: Just a Small Love Problem with the Boss
“Have you ever gotten wet in the rain at six in the evening? I have.”
“What nonsense? Go shower!”
Just like last time, Yuu was sent to shower, then prepared dinner and chatted with Sora about adopting a cat while eating.
“A friend of mine found a cat. Lately, work’s been going smoothly, so I have some extra money to spare.”
“And?”
“And—so let me ask, do you want to be its...
Title : Avoiding Addiction
At the corner of Sanshichome, Odama-cho, stood a veterinary hospital named Aomori.
The rain was loud, and the mirror at the T-junction reflected their silhouettes before blurring under the downpour.
“This is it?”
Following Haruno’s directions, Yuu arrived at the animal hospital, rubbing his slightly sensitive nose after getting wet.
Closing the umbrella outside the door, they walked to the front desk. After Haruno s...
Title: Speaking Boldly Thanks to Avalon
Morgan glanced at Solomon for a moment, then turned to Naoki. She seemed to understand something, then laughed with an enlightened expression.
“So, this is what Naoki meant from the start… the most likely outcome?”
Before the battle began, Naoki had told everyone that his fight with Solomon wouldn’t escalate to a life-or-death struggle. To align with Solomon’s words that the Counter Force could accept, the most proba...
Title: Don’t Blow Yourself Up!
Inside the base, lying in bed, accompanied by incessant flashes of light in the sky outside the window, Merry clutched her chest tightly, panting endlessly.
Even with Arcueid’s covert assistance easing her burden, the battles raging across various points within the illusion’s Bounded Field still made it hard for her to breathe.
“Really… those idiots… don’t treat Mana like it’s nothing…”
It wasn’t just Nao...
Title: Keep Postponing Until You’re Exhausted
Helping Solomon resolve the Incineration of Humanity?
Not preventing it here, but resolving it completely in the future.
That was Solomon’s idea.
Without shaking Solomon’s hand, Naoki looked at Baal. “I agree with the idea of resolving it once and for all. I don’t like keeping a bomb that could explode at any moment either.”
“But if that’s the case, shouldn’t there be an easier way? Li...
Title: Is It Going to Rain Now?
Their first stop wasn’t the clothing store but the restroom. About ten minutes later, they met outside.
Exchanging understanding glances and nodding silently, neither mentioning the earlier “mishap,” they casually entered the clothing store on the second floor, ready to claim their suit prize.
Haruno seemed very familiar with the place. After speaking to the cashier and showing a card, the cashier led them to a side room, where ...
Title: Why Are You So Skilled?!
“Okay—alright! It looks like the dart guy’s team acted the fastest, but with that uncomfortable expression, can they kiss in public?!”
Haruno wiped her mouth, clutched her stomach, and took a few deep breaths, then looked at Yuu with a smile.
“First time in my life eating watermelon until I want to puke~”
Yuu struggled to chew, swallowing hard, and spoke through gritted teeth.
“And you still have the en...
Title: The Difficulty of Being a Boyfriend
Spinning was relatively easy—after all, thanks to Haruno’s “enthusiastic sponsorship,” Yuu’s physical abilities had improved somewhat.
After setting down a slightly dizzy Haruno post-spin, Yuu, without catching his breath, immediately grabbed the blindfold.
Before putting it on, he surveyed the surroundings—the distance to the watermelon, roughly how many steps to reach the optimal position, and the length of th...
Title: Spin, Yuu-chan
“Bullseye! Amazing, unprecedented, a demon king has emerged in this event!”
“To keep him from stealing the spotlight alone, all you other boyfriends, get fired up!!”
The host on stage kept praising, reigniting the cooling atmosphere and boosting the nearly extinguished enthusiasm.
Amid the audience’s admiring gazes, Yuu received his qualification proof early from the staff—after all, there couldn’t possibly be ten perfect...
Title: Even My Mom Never Hit Me!
“Wow, this is so spicy, Yuu-chan, please finish it for me~”
“This is spicy too… Yuu-chan, please.”
“Ha, ha… seriously, this spiciness makes you question life…” Panting, Haruno stuck out her small, red tongue, quickly chugging the milk beside her to soothe the burn before finally breathing a sigh of relief.
“Huu… but it’s so good, thrilling…”
She wiped the sweat from her forehead, hiding a...
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Title: A Battle That Need Not Continue
His cheek stung.
Solomon was no stranger to pain, but this kind of pain—pain from another’s fist—was a first for him.
After all, whether in life or in this Holy Grail War, he had never been injured or defeated before. Thus, while he could comprehend pain, experiencing it directly in his body was entirely new.
“King!”
Landing amidst the rubble and helping Solomon to his feet, Baal bowed his head in de...
Title: A Punch to the Face is a Symbol of Friendship
The speed of the corrosion was somewhat beyond Solomon’s expectations. Though he could sense the Phoenix’s Spirit Origin gradually deteriorating, the corrosion in those final moments was simply too fast.
It was as if it jumped from seventy percent to one hundred percent in an instant. That wasn’t normal.
“Complete loss of control, permanently losing one Demon God Pillar? Truly a bandit’s move, Fairy Magu...
Title: Taking Over the Demon God
A massive gash appeared on the body in front of Naoki, stretching from the right shoulder to the left abdomen, slicing across the entire upper torso.
But it wasn’t Solomon’s body.
*SIIUUU!*
Flames burned along the wound’s edges, and under the heat, the gash visibly began to heal. A spirit resembling a giant bird hovered around Solomon, carrying him higher into the sky.
Seventy-Two Demon God Pillars—Thirty-Se...
Title: Want to Hold Hands?
The sedan slowly drove into the shopping mall’s basement.
“So Yukino-chan doesn’t ruin our date, I switched bookstores. And I heard there’s an event here today—pretty interesting.”
While speaking, Haruno parked the car, unbuckled her seatbelt, and stretched gracefully, accentuating her full chest.
“Ugh~ Yuu-chan, next time it’s your turn to drive, okay?”
“Haruno-san, I’m still in high school.” With...
Title: Skipping to Old Age
The girl stood tall, her black hair fluttering, as cold as snow untouched by the sun, like a scene on the street.
Yukinoshita Yukino, Haruno’s younger sister—seeing her in person now, the vague impression in Yuu’s mind became more vivid. He could also understand why she was so popular at school.
Truly cute beyond limits… Cute like a J-class idol.
Sorry, that joke was a bit lame.
Though separated by the car door, Y...
Title: A Strange Seductive Pose
Before parting ways, Chizuru hesitated for a moment, then pulled out her personal contact information, wanting to exchange with him.
“This probably isn’t allowed… But between colleagues, it should be fine, right?”
Her face flushed slightly, as if deeply embarrassed, her gaze drifting downward.
Yuu understood what she meant and, without beating around the bush, said:
“You’re charmed by my acting and physiq...