Emergency Sick Day
Sorry everyone. Chapter ain't happening today. I tried, I really did, but I'm just not doing well. I'll make it up to you later, and I expect to see you Monday. Sorry for the inconvenience!
2021-12-12 02:18:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry everyone. Chapter ain't happening today. I tried, I really did, but I'm just not doing well. I'll make it up to you later, and I expect to see you Monday. Sorry for the inconvenience!
2021-12-12 02:18:26 +0000 UTC View PostA titanic crash shakes the forest, a burst of pressure shaking leaves from the trees even hundreds of yards away. I feel the fight in front of me: two beasts of unfathomable proportions duel to the death, one for territory and the other to quench an unspeakable hunger. It's the kind of power that makes hunters quake, the sort of creatures for which there are no campfire stories because mere humans simply do not meet them and return alive.
A grin parts my lips as I sense the moment they ...
2021-12-11 04:57:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe relative quiet of the early morning leaves me even more capable than usual of listening to the terrified pounding of my heart, contrasted by the freakish calmness of Vesuvius the Inhuman's twelve.
"I have had a very awful couple of days," I whisper. "So please, please tell me I didn't just hear you declare an intent to commit treason."
She makes a slight, derisive snort. Holy shit, she can even scoff at me subvocally. That's some A-game noble smugness, I'll g...
2021-12-09 01:27:31 +0000 UTC View Post"Goodness gracious, I can actually breathe!" Tara announces emphatically, inhaling deeply to prove it. Loaded down with a dozen shopping bags, she nonetheless seems more likely than ever before.
"Of course, honey!" Sasha coos, sliding her long, painted nails down the sleeve of Tara's shirt. "Have you never worn something that actually fits? You poor, tortured soul!"
"I'm sorry, okay!?" I blurt out. "I knew it was bad but I couldn't buy anything. I don't have ...
2021-12-07 01:05:08 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a testament to the sheer inhumanity of my current existence that drinking deeply infected bacteria-rich pus tastes great.
Normally it wouldn't, I think, but I'm making a point to focus on the microbiome, and from that perspective I'm ingesting quite the smorgasbord. Most of it I don't care about, though; I need to break apart and identify this disease, and I need to do it now. Frustratingly, the reality is worse than I thought. One particular strain of bacteria is...
2021-12-05 04:33:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I first took a ride to Site 4, my fellow Templars never bound my hands or gagged my mouth, only blindfolded me for purely security-related reasons. It's funny how, now that I'm tied up like an actual prisoner, I somehow seem to be treated with less suspicion.
"Apologies for the rough handling, Inquisitor," one of the army officers grunts at me. "It's just protocol."
I used to know what the fancy symbols embroidered onto his breast meant, but I forgot that shit days a...
2021-12-03 17:44:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you don't have to worry about running out of air, swimming is basically the same as flying.
In some ways, it's even cooler. When high up in the air, it's kind of a huge deal if you want to stop flying. If my tiny bug bodies stop beating their wings, or if my ESTOLs put their wings away and stop jetting out air, I sign myself a one-way ticket to ground city. Wings and siphons can get pretty darn sore working themselves nonstop all day, same as any other muscle. Even if I'm ...
2021-11-28 06:53:58 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! I'm taking a short break soon. There will be no Hive Minds Give Good Hugs chapter on Monday, and no Vigor Mortis chapter on Wednesday. My fourth roommate and love of my life is finally moving in to our new place with me tomorrow, so I'm going to be far too busy cuddling her to write any chapters.
There will still be a HMGGH chapter today, although I'm currently running a little late. Just wanted to give everyone a he...
2021-11-27 21:49:27 +0000 UTC View PostWow. Galdra sure moves fast when she's angry.
After kicking the shit out of the army, I did my best to dramatically and casually stroll back to the forest, but before long the Templars finally deigned to deploy and sent Galdra flying through the air in my general direction. I had to actually start hoofing it pretty fast in order to get under tree cover before she reached me. Unfortunately, however, simply breaking line of sight doesn't seem to have deterred First Lady High Templar Galdr...
2021-11-26 20:32:44 +0000 UTC View PostI hold three Templar souls in my tendrils as their former bodies fall around me, taking in the feeling of Jelisa's wide-eyed horror. It's a bit frustrating to look at. What did she expect? Part of me is fucking furious, but mostly I'm just… tired. The whiplash of it, of finally seeing Penelope and my family again, of finally having a fucking home again… and yet now I'm watching the Valkan army come at me. I want to scream, but I don't have the energy.
Also annoying is the f...
2021-11-24 23:50:51 +0000 UTC View PostI've heard people talk about body dysphoria, and while as a human I certainly understood the feeling of considering myself to be hideous and disgusting, by my understanding it's an experience distinctly different from my own bouts of dangerously-low self-esteem. I remember being told it's more like a revulsion of the body itself not only in specific details but in concept, in that at its most basic level there is some disturbing, creeping wrongness permeating every level of ...
2021-11-23 01:47:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a little difficult focusing on classes nowadays.
The part of me raised as a nerdy teacher's pet still screams in agony whenever I skip class, and lately that has been happening far too often. College is important, education is important. These are universal truths that have been drilled into me since the dawn of time, and I don't believe in them any less just because I happen to have an illegal alien roommate in more ways than one.
However, I do indeed h...
2021-11-21 04:07:48 +0000 UTC View PostI really, really hate the smell of the forest. It reminds me of the fight where my limbs bitten off and I nearly got my whole team killed.
That and there's just so many things to sense. I've trained myself extensively to be able to pick out and identify dangerous scents and sounds, so it's not overwhelming, but it's certainly a lot. And now with Vita gone, I feel obligated to be the one directing everybody to safety. Which is a surprisingly difficult task even when we're just h...
2021-11-20 09:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post"Well basically," Margarette explains, "while Penelope was really into that cognimancy stuff and Theodora enjoys helping her research biomancy, I figured I'd do what you do and learn a bunch of necromancy! The first question I asked related back to our research about 'what constitutes a corpse.' I wanted to find the lower limit of what the Mistwatcher wouldn't grab a soul out of."
"And let me guess," I cut in. "Skeletons?"
"Skeletons!" Margarette chirps happily, her massi...
2021-11-18 04:01:53 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey! This is an extra chapter this week because I missed one while moving. Expect one tomorrow as well! Enjoy!
For a beautiful moment, it's just the two of us, squeezing each other with all our might because, despite all our fears, we actually can. We're here, together again. I'm curled all around her, tentacles twisting around every inch of her body as I hold her close, Rosco nestled between my physical form and hers.
Something stirs inside her...
2021-11-17 01:42:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe ESTOLs are in the air. It's time for Squad Evelyn's next mission, and I dare any stupid bird monsters to try and stop them. I experiment with the acid cannons on a particularly unfortunate tree, and damn do these things melt shit. They also really hurt to use, and if I fire them too often it will disable them until I heal, but… I doubt that'll be a huge deal. Sloth acid is brutal, and between six ESTOL bodies I have twelve acid cannons. Two of these ESTOLs will remain ...
2021-11-16 00:39:58 +0000 UTC View PostThe massive monster with designs on my meat pile looks unfortunately familiar. It walks on two thick, powerful legs, ending in wicked claws. It has no head, only a mouth that stretches most of its upper body length, big enough to swallow any of my bodies whole. Four limbs ending in barbed spikes surround the circumference of the mouth, ready to impale a target and feed it into the beast’s awaiting gullet. It looks to be a few feet over EE’s eight in height, which is more than big enough t...
2021-11-13 18:29:37 +0000 UTC View PostI am both confused and frustrated by the sheer number of people that decided to follow me out of the prison. I feel like I was pretty unambiguous with both the fact that I intended to be a complete dictator to anyone that stuck around, and that everyone is welcome to just leave. At the very least I was expecting the former prison staff to take me up on that, as well as most of the prisoners.
Turns out this is not the case. The entire cooking and cleaning staff is following me. ...
2021-11-12 19:54:52 +0000 UTC View PostMy roommate and I each stare at each other in horror, for vastly different reasons. Neither of us has the courage to break the silence until eventually the burning agony of my question becomes too much to hold onto.
"...You know Fulvia?" I ask breathlessly.
Gina takes a while to register my words, for her eyes to stop staring at me and actually focus on me. I don't blame her. I know what I am. What I don't expect is for her to dart a hand underneath her pillow, pull out a knife, a...
2021-11-10 17:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostHsthressis' words jolt me instantly from blearily soaking in the melancholy of the dream to wide-awake panic. All of my bodies leap to my feet, my mind racing with questions and terror. Did she just see all of that? Why? What should I do? I didn't mean for her to—
"Aaah, stop it! Evelyn, stop it stop it what are you doing!?"
Oh fuck. I'm moving Hsthressis' body too.
Sorry! God, I'm so sorry! I'm stopping, I'm stopping, it's yours.
I allow Hsthressis...
2021-11-09 06:47:20 +0000 UTC View Post...I tried. I really did.
I'm moving into a new apartment tomorrow, and I've spent all week setting up everything I need for the lease and the move-in. I really hoped I could do it all congruently with normal uploads but... I can't. I won't have the chapters finished in time, and I'm absolutely exhausted from attempting it.
So! Emergency weekend break. I owe Patrons a bonus VM chapter to keep things at +15, and I'll likely just cancel the RR and Patreon HMGGH chapters for this wee...
2021-11-05 22:36:26 +0000 UTC View Post"Hey, Lark!" a voice calls behind me. "Whatcha reading?"
I flinch only slightly before turning around to see the happily-grinning Xavier, who is thankfully not accompanied by Bently today. The two of them seem to be together a lot, which I suppose might just be normal for roommates. Not that I'd know, my situation is anything but. I like Xavier, all things considered. He's polite and always seems happy to see me, which is a strange but welcome experience.
"Oh, it's a copy of the V...
2021-11-03 18:26:54 +0000 UTC View PostI sit stock-still, not trusting myself to respond, to move, or to even breathe. Tara, similarly, stops plodding along in her bear body, the pair of us waiting alone in the wilderness as the sun starts to set.
Is this it? Is this where I die?
"I'm sorry," Tara blurts out.
In my panic, my initial interpretation of that phrase is an advance apology for the fact that she's about to eat me, but as my brain starts to kick in, I notice her hands clenc...
2021-11-01 16:44:46 +0000 UTC View PostBonus chapter today, to make up for last week! There will still be a chapter tomorrow!
"Ta-da!" I cheer as eight of my ETEs all carry ghost trap corpses into the Resident Gem cave. "You guys can eat these, right?"
My chat with the chieftain of the Resonant Gems has, so far, been horrifyingly awkward but not anywhere approaching dangerous. The poor man is desperate and tired, and I can tell he wants me to be exactly what I say I am. I can hardly blame him for bein...
2021-10-31 23:07:20 +0000 UTC View Post"Right here! Right down here!"
The Sthrenslians scuttle after me as I shoot down the hallway to where I left their dying kin. Or at least, he looks like he's dying, but I really have no idea. I'm certainly no Sthrenslian doctor; even if I have basically all of the biological knowledge about them it doesn't give me any experience healing them. Just… creating more.
"He's covered in acid burns!" I inform them. "He was nabbed up by something inaudible up until the point it grabbed h...
2021-10-31 05:03:10 +0000 UTC View PostAfter dealing with all of the defenses, it turns out a prison break gets pretty boring. The bottom thirteen or so floors held all of the truly dangerous prisoners—animancers, splices, and instant-death talents, mainly. I am, modesty aside, a superlative example of all three and so my dominance is established quite easily.
Well, I guess I'm not technically a splice, but the familiarity and awe I get from that crowd seems to give the prisoners the impression that I'm part of th...
2021-10-29 18:56:16 +0000 UTC View PostWow, Ars is kind of a dick.
Still, the whole emergency-soul-ejection thing is pretty cool. I wonder where it's going. Wait, is this why all the Templars have been ardently against killing me despite how much they hate me? Do they think I can do that?
…Can I do that?
Questions for later, I suppose. It's not like I want to try it. Manus intends to capture me alive either way, and I'd rather prefer to avoid that. But how the hell do I deal ...
2021-10-27 20:19:23 +0000 UTC View Post"Explain," Chlrehistra hisses, and not just in the usual Sthrenslian way.
Shit, I'm so incredibly bad at talking to people. I did not think about how Hsthressis technically sort of being a living horcrux might come off as, uh, freaky black magic, I guess. Okay, now that I am thinking about it it seems really obvious, but I can beat myself up over it later.
"Ch-chieftain Chlrehistra, I… I promise that my motivations were entirely and completely focused on saving your daughter. Bu...
2021-10-25 21:05:08 +0000 UTC View PostGlorious fire burns inside me, warming my soul as I pull metal through to my ocean, lining the passageway that links my being together. Holy shit, metal is so good! This is so amazing! Two years of massaging that tunnel open, overshadowed in an instant from a simple (if rather expensive) snack. This is incredible! It's like eating my first soul all over again, but without any of that nasty guilt attached. Also, my soul has teeth now, so that's pretty fucking cool.
"W-what is that?" Jeli...
2021-10-22 14:45:57 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang! As the title says, there won't be a HMGGH Patreon chapter this Saturday; I'll be busy this weekend (I'm getting a new place to live) and, try as I might, I couldn't finish the VM and the HMGGH chapter today. I'll try to make it up with an extra chapter next week! Sorry for the inconvenience!
2021-10-22 03:40:22 +0000 UTC View Post