A/N: Heyo! Here's the chapter. I'm always a day or so late, it feels like, but at least I'm not skipping chapters outside of major emergencies anymore. Now if only I could stop having major emergencies... ah, well. It looks like that's just gonna be par for the course in 2025. Slightly shorter chapter than usual today, but we're just kinda transitioning between arcs right now. Things will pick back up next time. I hope you enjoy!
Ah, yes, before I forget: someone requested a no-tex...
2025-02-06 03:21:34 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! This has been a commission I've had in the works for a while, and it's finally complete! I hope you enjoy!
I don't often upload pictures on Patreon and I know the app can be a bit... let's say 'fiddly.' Please let me know if there's anything I can do to make viewing more easier or if there's anything wrong!
2025-02-03 09:39:27 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Howdy howdy howdy. Been a while, huh? Well, I hope this chapter will be worth the wait. It's the penultimate chapter of the first book, after all! I'm excited! I hope you all enjoy the read!
I shake my head, trying to flick the fake hair out from in front of my eyes. The raging winds of our home fragment have blown it all over the place, whipping it into a messy frenzy. I had happily forgotten about this downside from back before I was bald, but I gue...
2025-02-02 06:43:05 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hello! I am back. Sorry for the delay, but I really needed the rest. I'm actually in a lot of pain right now for reasons entirely unrelated to the prior break, but that should be short-term, at least; I got the flu shot and the covid shot at the same time which, according to everyone I have consulted on the subject after the fact, was a less-than-ideal strategy re: not feeling like shit for the next two days. But oh well. The chapter is finally here, and MGMH shall resume in the ...
2025-01-30 04:42:21 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Tired. Reminder that I'll be on break from now until at least the 24th, but maybe a few days longer. Enjoy the chapter.
"I'd like to volunteer for cleanup duty."
The organizer I'm speaking to looks up from his clipboard and raises an eyebrow at me.
"Really?" he asks. "You know they're having a victory party, right? Some of the guys found intact wine cellars underneath some of the local bars. They're going nuts with it."
"That sounds ...
2025-01-16 07:08:40 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Reminder: no chapter next week. I'm gonna go play more YOMI Hustle. Also re: BG3 none of you got my class right but a lot of you correctly guessed Tiefling! But that's just kind of obvious. It's the only species with both a tail and boobs. Kind of a no-brainer.
"Okay! So, fair warning, this is gonna be at least a little bit weird, because it's like, you know, a naked human skinsuit, but we can be professional about this!" Thea babbles, ...
2025-01-12 06:10:06 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I'm very sleepy. But what if, instead of sleeping, I play more Baldur's Gate III? This is my first time playing it. It's neat. Two points if you can guess my chosen race/class combo, third point for guessing subclass. Enjoy the chapter.
"Hello again, Danielle," I greet as I touch down in the base's landing zone again.
"Hello again, Seraphim," Danielle greets me with a smile. "I am definitely pleased to hear that the offensive has been go...
2025-01-08 10:09:19 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hi! For those of you who don't read AYEH, I should let you know that I will not be posting a MGMH chapter the week of the 17th of January because my partner and I will be scattering her father's ashes. This may or may not be in addition to my usual break week for the month, depending on whether we need more time to recover from that. Anyway, enjoy the chapter!
"Hey, Anath."
"Oh!" Anath jolts, a fragile smile popping up on her face. "Uh! Hey, Lun...
2025-01-04 09:01:44 +0000 UTC
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A/N: I'm back! I'm alive! Happy new year, everyone! The sickness thankfully cleared up in just a few days, so we are back to a normal schedule. However, I should let you all know of an upcoming schedule disruption: on January 17th, my partner and I will be flying out to scatter her father's ashes. I will likely not be able to do much writing for a few days before and after we return, so you can expect no MGMH chapter on the 17th and no AYEH chapter on the 21st, at minimum. I will keep...
2025-01-01 05:54:47 +0000 UTC
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I'm sick. Sorry. I know there have already been so many canceled chapters this month and I feel terrible. However, there will also be no MGMH chapter this week. My sincere apologies. It's looking like it's just going to be a rough couple of months re: chapters. Thank you all for the support you've given me so far, and I hope you have a wonderful (and not sick) new year.
2024-12-26 22:08:12 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and a lovely December 25th to the rest of you. As my gift to you, please enjoy this chapter. I definitely set this up in advance and am not just releasing it today because I'm already late and didn't want to delay it further. Definitely. Anyway, have a good read!
I will say that, other than just being passively creepy, I don't have anything to complain about with Danielle. She's not rude, aggressive, or actively...
2024-12-25 18:58:10 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hello everyone. I'm back. Still tired, but working again. I will probably need another extended break in January, since that's when we'll be scattering the ashes, so heads up for that. In the meantime, enjoy the chapter!
"Whatcha thinkin' about, Eliza?"
I blink, the answer to Chloe's question temporarily vanishing and leaving me confused as her words jostle me out of my own head. Thankfully, my train of thought returns to the rails quickly enoug...
2024-12-22 01:50:28 +0000 UTC
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Hello, everyone. We have returned from clearing out my partner's father's apartment after his passing. It was an exhausting ordeal. I'm going to take another three days, which means there will be one fewer AYEH chapter this month. The MGMH chapter on the 20th/21st will be the next chapter. Apologies for the inconvenience, but I wish you all a happy holidays and I hope you enjoy the next chapter when it arrives.
2024-12-16 07:53:51 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone. I will be taking another oddly-timed break this month, starting today, because my partner's father has unexpectedly passed away. We will need to take a trip to assist with ordering his affairs. It's possible that this break may be longer than a week, but I don't anticipate it and will inform you if I need to do so. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.
2024-12-08 22:44:30 +0000 UTC
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A/N: No big author's note this time because I'm gonna do a separate post after this one. Enjoy the chapter!
Okay. Okay, calm down, Luna. It's fine. This is fine, right? Probably not the end of the world. You can apologize and things will go back to normal, won't they?
Hah. Who am I kidding, of course they won't. What was I even thinking, assuming Thea might be into me? Maybe she considers us friends, maybe,&...
2024-12-08 22:37:56 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hi everyone! Posting on time for once. Go me! I've been playing a lot of the Trails RPG series (not to be confused with the Tales RPG series, which is completely different) and I have absolutely completely fallen in love. I'm turbo-addicted to it. It's a miracle this chapter exists. But I did it! Somehow! Anyway, time for me to go back to Crossbell!
Come to think of it, I wonder if this qualifies as the weirdest thin...
2024-12-04 05:29:55 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Howdy howdy, sorry for the small delay. I feel like I have 'small delays' often enough that one of the more common responses to me apologizing for one is 'I never knew your schedule in the first place,' but... well, I know my schedule, and it matters to me! That's how I get anything out with as much consistency as I already have! So uh yeah. Anyway. Enjoy!
Crap crap crap crap crap. My only friend is going to think I'm crazy!
2024-11-30 20:34:59 +0000 UTC
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A/N: And we're back! Thank you all for the wait, and please enjoy the chapter!
I wish I had a better plan than just 'gain altitude.'
My borrowed instincts insist that it is an important first step, and the logic is sound. Acid spit isn't pressurized enough to fight gravity for long, nor is it particularly aerodynamic. This is a bomb, not a bullet or missile. Wasps are slow enough that acid spit can be used in air-to-air combat, but only from a...
2024-11-26 21:47:08 +0000 UTC
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Sorry. I'm spent.
I have a few guesses as to where this burnout is coming from but one way or another I feel it coming and need to head it off. Pulling back my break week to this week. Apologies; I know both stories are on a bit of a cliffhanger right now, but it's partly because these upcoming chapters are so important that I'd like to be better focused and better rested for writing them. I'll see you all next week, and sorry again for the wait.
2024-11-18 20:16:38 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Late late late. Oh well, at least I'm not missing updates. Only one more week until my break! I'm starting to hate those a lot less, which is... probably healthy? Oh, and speaking of healthy, content warnings for all of the PTSD. Also speaking of healthy: it's five in the morning now so I am going the heck to sleep. Enjoy the chapter!
"You're here early, Fulgora," Castalia greets me. "Or… Minerva?"
I shrug, glancing uncomfortably...
2024-11-17 11:52:25 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Bleh. Sorry about the delay again. I guess it's just going to be one of those months. Um, content warning for gore! War's happening and all that. Well, er, enjoy!
It would be inaccurate to say that the top brass is mad at me. They certainly aren't happy with me, but the general panic and wild speculation over an unprecedented situation is at the very least quite stressful for everyone involved.
I think I might now have the h...
2024-11-14 09:48:04 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Sorry for the delay! I ended up kinda scared and turbo depressed on Wednesday (along with every other trans person in the USA) and that delayed things a bit. But the chapter is now here! Oh, there's also a bit of Spanish in this chapter, and I... am not fluent in Spanish. I did my best! If you happen to be fluent in Spanish, do feel free to correct me! The same goes for any other languages I use, but especially non-English ones. Also, there are two transformation themes this chap...
2024-11-09 22:52:58 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hey hi and howdy! I'm back with another exciting chapter of Are You Even Human, and I don't know about the rest of y'all but I'm starting to suspect the answer might turn out to be no? Eh, I dunno, that doesn't sound like something I'd write. Anyway, I enjoyed writing this one and I think you'll enjoy reading it. Have fun!
"Alright, you boots. From here on out, keep your eyes on your assigned area. We might not be in the Queen's t...
2024-11-06 03:52:41 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hey! Sorry for the wait. It's chapter time now!
I feel like, at least personally speaking, if I had stolen someone's agency and forced them into servitude to my will via methods I don't even particularly understand, I probably wouldn't let them stand next to me while I sleep. It just seems like a stupid idea to leave yourself vulnerable and guarded only by someone who hates you. The fact that this strategy has been working out for...
2024-11-03 00:44:35 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Howdy everyone! I know it's my bre
2024-10-29 00:17:44 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Howdy everyone! I completely forgot it was the fourth week of the month, so here's a chapter! There will, however, not be a MGMH chapter this Friday/Saturday. I have unfortunately been bullied into taking care of myself, so I'm gonna take the second half of my week off actually off and resume with that MGMH chapter the week after. Anyway, enjoy!
The chill of the air-conditioned locker room tingles against my skin as I stare at my...
2024-10-23 05:10:37 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hi everyone! Sorry for the wait, enjoy the chapter!
I lost.
Finally, after so many years, I got my breakthrough. My Catharsis. And I still lost. I actually had hope for a bit there, you know? For a moment there, we were winning. But then Melpomene showed up, and…
We couldn't do a damn thing.
We couldn't do anything. She deflected our Catharsis without even speaking a single spell. How is power like that even possibl...
2024-10-19 22:43:55 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Hey everyone. Sorry for the wait. Kinda got slapped upside the head by my emotional disorder today and yesterday, but we've finally got things finished. Content warnings for today include (pause for spoilers, stop reading now if you don't want spoilers) gore, panic attacks, and a character threatening to commit suicide... but I want to emphasize that it's not as bad as it sounds, and you should probably be perfectly fine to read. They are small segments, resolved qu...
2024-10-17 00:50:04 +0000 UTC
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A/N: Howdy everyone! I've been receiving a lot of reports that the Patreon app isn't very functional (who would have guessed, right?) and the links to songs often don't work. So here's a short list of every character's theme music (that I've revealed so far) in searchable form:
Brave Princess Dutiful Minerva: - Mortal Stampede (Umineko no Naku Koro Ni)
Furious Avenger Surviv...
2024-10-12 02:20:31 +0000 UTC
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A/N: This chapter was so HARD! I had to rewrite it like three times. I think it turned out pretty well in the end though, so please enjoy!
The shock and surprise running through me feels… misplaced. Thinking about it for a moment, it's only reasonable that the military would have captured a few aliens. It wouldn't even be that hard. Someone like Commander could just walk up to one and walk back with it, but even without powers aliens are just… o...
2024-10-09 07:05:20 +0000 UTC
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