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$20 pledge reward: My New Girlfriend

And for you super troopers, here's your copy of Courtney and Drew's zany shenanigans. Thank you all, and enjoy!

My New Girlfriend now available on Amazon

So FINALLY I have it all done and prepped and ready, and thanks to input from you fine people, I selected this incredible cover model to stand in for our ultimate girlfriend. You can check it out here, and hopefully you enjoy the heck out of it. Cheers!

Choose Your Courtney

Howdy, everybody! My New Girlfriend is edited and polished and ready to go. The only thing it needs is a cover - and that's where you come in. Sometimes I like to use some generic cover art, especially where a specific image is tricky to come by. My New Girlfriend, though, practically begs for a cover model. It's right there on page one, that shock value of HOLY FUCK THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND BRO?!

I could use some input here. I have an image in my head of what she looks like, but translating th...

Happy Valentine's Day!

I'm going to do something really stupid here and share my post with you guys even though I haven't been paid for it yet. It's holiday-themed, and I hate releasing things after the holiday, you know? So here's a little piece from Drew and Courtney (and a little Gina) for your Valentine's Day. For those of you out having fun, have fun, and for those of you not, hopefully here's some enjoyable company.

(And hopefully the person who commissioned it will still feel like paying, but hey, whatever, I...

Commission: The Things She Puts Up With For Tips

And here's another fun little piece. It's loosely inspired by the classic Master PC concept, only here, a young cam girl upgrades her software and can be modified by anyone watching her show in exchange for a little $. 

Next up on the chopping block is one I'm super excited for, a Valentine's Day themed piece centered around the cast of My New Girlfriend. I want to get this one on/before the holiday, but by the end of the week I should have the full official release of the original tale. ...

$20 patron reward: Friendly Neighbors

And here is your copy. Thanks, and enjoy!

Friendly Neighbors now available on Amazon!

My newest Friend Zone story, Friendly Neighbors, is now available on Amazon. The premise is no doubt obvious from the title - a bored teen and her recently divorced mom move in next door to good ol' Todd. Mom is worn down by the responsibilities of being a single mom, and daughter is frustrated at being treated like a child. Lucky for them, their next door neighbor is ready and willing to intervene. 

I'll post the link for my $20 patrons momentarily. For anyone wanting to toss me a few $,...

Here be Amazons

Another commission for you guys, this one from a fellow fan of Wonder Woman and her island of opportunity. I've not done fan fic since I was a lot younger, but suffice to say we did a fair job of housecleaning around Themyscira. A simple premise, but I don't think it detracted any from the fun.

I mentioned before I'm nearing completion on a new Friend Zone story. I have a draft completed, only I found about halfway through that I kept switching from third person, where I'd started, over to fir...

Commission: On Impulse

Whew! Sorry for how long it took me to get something out to you folks. Lots of little issues coming up that have stood in the way. Today's piece, On Impulse, is about a pair of sisters who are also successful instagram models who, one day, start having some pretty unusual impulses. I always like writing a piece where the method of manipulation is invisible, so this was a lot of fun to write. It was loosely inspired by the Hadid sisters (worth a google check), but if you like to paint your own pi...

$20 reward, "The Tease"

And here it is, your free copy of The Tease. Enjoy!

Happy New Year!

Howdy gang. I hope you had a chance to get a little R&R around the holidays. I had lots of friends and family visiting -- good times had by all. Now, it's back to it! I have five (maybe six?) commissions in the works, so January should be a prolific month on that score. I'll soon be releasing My New Girlfriend to Amazon, and as of today, The Tease is now live. I'd overlooked it for a good long while, but it's one of those stories I like a little better every time I come back to it. Nothing q...

Just in time for the holidays!

A new commission piece from you, a continuation from The New Normal at GHS. This time, we return to the school where the girls do as the boys say in time to see their new holiday traditions. Which are, needless to say, fucked up and awesome in all the right ways. Happy holidays and much love!
Note: The "festive edition" attachment is in holiday colors. It may be a horrible eyesore, but I am red-green deficient so hell if I know. Either way, the regular file is standard b&w.

Early release, "The Giving Thanks Fairy"

This is a frivolous little thing I whipped up while I should have been helping with cleaning the house for the arrival of family. (I am a bad man, I know.) If any of you happen to remember my story The New Year's Resolution Fairy, this is another piece out of that universe. It's kind of silly and stupid, and it's not as heavy on the hot sauce as some of my stuff, but whatever. I think it's cute. :) 

Anyway, thank you to all of you out there, and I hope those of you in the states celebrati...

Commission, "On Sprite"

Here's a little something for you guys. I got a request for a piece that featured a little bimboization, some drug use (a la Upstairoids). It reminded me, "hey, you should publish Upstairoids," and then I wrote a whole new mostly different thing along those lines. So without further ado, here's what I adone. Happy Thanksgiving!

$20 reward: Upstairoids ebook

And here is a copy for all of you lovely people. I hope you enjoy, or re-enjoy!

Upstairoids now available on Amazon!

Upstairoids is now available on Amazon. Ya know, like the post title says. If you didn't read it when it was available for free, I put a little blurb on Amazon with a plot teaser, so check it out.  It's a good solid length, about
I tell ya, when I wrote it, I didn't love it. Maybe it just got less attention and my inner egotist got sulky, or maybe I was just being judgy. But as I re-read and did a lit...

Commission: The Bride's Maid

Happy Monday everybody! Here's a commission hot off the presses called The Bride's Maid. Melinda was always the alpha bitch, but when she agrees to be Lisa's bridesmaid, she... well, read and find out. :P Enjoy!

Commission, Friendly Patient Care

Howdy gang, and happy Tuesday. I just wanted to share a little piece I wrote for a fan recently entitled Friendly Patient Care, in which a doctor gives, well... you can probably guess from the title. (And from whose page you're looking at.) Anyway, no spoilers or anything, and enjoy!

Happy Halloween!

Howdy everybody! I'd been trying to get a Halloween-themed story before it was too late, and after an all-nighter I managed to produce one. Some of you may remember The Curio Shoppe, a piece I wrote for last Halloween, in which a boy picks up the store's only functioning costume-that-turns-you-into-the-costume, which as it so happens was a supervillain mind-controller.

Well this year, we return to the sh...

Friend Zone stories

Here they are, your downloads of the Friend Zone series. I did not include Facebook Friends in the series, only because having a story where someone uses facebook to turn an old friend into a huge slut is the sort of thing that could get one in trouble for fair use, and I suspect Zuckerburg has better lawyers than I do.

Forewarning, I went very low-fi on the cover art, after deciding it would be difficult to impossible to include models. Trying to keep the male consistent (or even close to it ...

Friend Zone series arriving soon on Amazon

I know a lot of you were fans of the Friend Zone series, so I wanted to pass along that it will soon be available on Amazon. That includes: 

• The Friend Zone, introducing Todd, Stacey and her roommate Kayla
• Friends With Benefits, adding Stacey's little sister Bratty Patty
• Friend of the Family, with summer vacation shenanigans with Stacey, Patty, their ...
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New commission: Rachel's Love Potion

Howdy, everybody! A brand new commission for you to enjoy, Rachel's Love Potion. In it, an unscrupulous alchemist masterfully brews a love potion and concocts an elaborate plan to feed it to her, only to have things go awry at the last minute. Can he salvage any utility from the debacle, or is he doomed to stare his failure in the face forever?
Flavor-wise, it's certainly got a thematic element in common with the Friend Zone series, though this has a much slower build-up to it. I still lik...

Jealousy - $20 reward

And for you rockstars who have it coming, here's your copy. An oldie but a goodie, I hope!

Jealousy - now on Amazon

This is a story of mine from a ways back, so if you've been following me for a while, it's nothing you haven't already seen. This story follows two friends, boy and girl, whose relationship is thrown into chaos when a new girl enters the boy's life. His friend becomes obsessed with her imagined inferiority, desperate to find a way to hang on to their friendship. 

Mostly this is just to show you what I've been up to – again, please don't go spend money on this unless you especially want ...

Tattoo, or bare?

Howdy everybody! I'm preparing to unleash the first of many old stories to Amazon. One of the first is an old commission, The Roommate Agreement. In the course of the story, the young woman eventually is so obsessed with fulfilling her bargain that she even has the roommate agreement tattooed on her thigh. I've always kind of liked tattoos as a device, as there's something proprietary in marking what's yours, and something powerfully submissive in giving up that aspect of one's self-identity. Fo...

"Where did all your stuff go?"

So as some of you may have noticed, many of my posts on the EMCSA have gone missing. In the next few days, you'll see the same happen on my Literotica page as they [glacially] process my requests. This is in order to do a little editing, some prettyfication, and to post them to Amazon to sell to those jerks who never took the time to find me, so they can shell out 2017-09-28 20:37:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Commission: The Rising Cost of Medical School

Here's one I wrote recently -- a bit of a challenge, which is always fun. We have a bit of a slow build-up with a montage over time, with two young friends, one of whom helps the other with her studies, only to expect payment down the road. It's not the best thing I've ever written, but it's a thing I've written and hopefully you'll get some enjoyment out of it. Cheers!

The Cynthia Pryce Hack: new to Amazon

So I've had this idea festering in the back of my head for a while, and I finally got the words down on paper. I tend to gravitate more towards fantasy than sci-fi, but not always. This is one of the not-always's.
The Cynthia Pryce Hack is my first "brainchild" story (others to come in the months ahead). It's set in the not-so-very-distant future, wherein a piece of technology called the interbellum, or IB, has become widespread to those with the means. It's essentially like hooking ...

The Cynthia Pryce Hack: $20+ download

And here is your copy of the story - thanks, and enjoy!

TSoHR Vol. 2: New Tricks, $20+ patron reward

For those of you pledging $20 or more, here's the downloads. The Word and PDF files both contain the cover art, but there's also a simple .txt file for those who might need or want to keep it simple. Thanks, and enjoy!