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Last Woman Kneeling, Snippet 1

Hey! I wrote a snippet for the Last Woman Kneeling contest! Voting for round 1 is live now, which means we have contests between (and featured in this snippet): 

Taylor Stern vs. Jody from Tolerance
Brittney from Tolerance vs. Chanda from Losers
Dana (the chick who role-swapped with her mom in the Friend Zone) vs. My New Girlfriend's Courtney
And TIOS's Olivia Snyder vs. her bestest frenemy Kirsten Vaughan

Voting is 2022-06-21 19:28:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Early release: "Twenty-Seven," part 8

Here it is, the last chapter of Twenty-Seven that is a perfect cube! Also, the actual last chapter this time. Like I said on part 7, I wasn't sure if that was how it should end or not. Really, narratively, that's how it ends. But man, these people deserve an orgy. 

When I sat down to write this final addendum, I saw it more as what should be playing while the end credits roll, a fun farewell that's post-climax but there for those who wanted to see a little more of the cast. No bloo...

Last Woman Kneeling: Fill out your brackets! Votes Monday!

Hey there, cubs and cubes! Thanks to the indefatigable efforts of our own WDB, the Last Woman Kneeling competition is ready to go! Data is in, and thanks to the nearly hundred folks who provided input on their best remembered characters. The contest is about to start in earnest! Details below.

Prediction Brackets

The brackets are live now for the top 64 ladies! Check out the attachment "last woman kneeling PREDICTIONS.xlsx" to download and fill out your thoughts o...

Early release: "Twenty-Seven," part 7

So yeah, Taylor showed up. I know, we all thought I'd write 7 chapters of THaL expansion without including the H, right? But I kid.

Go read. These thoughts are for after you read.

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So I could end it there, right? The part of me that likes poignant moments feels like that's a great moment to end the story on. We get some kind of resolution, even if it's not totally clear what will become of Taylor and Canon goin...

Early release: "Twenty-Seven," part 6

Who's ready to party?!

It doesn't actually matter if you're ready or not, so forgive my psyching you up. For Mr. Canon and his ladies, however, it is finally party time. This chapter gets kind of describy, but hopefully not in an onerous way. Either way, at least one more to come!

Early release: "Twenty-Seven," part 5

Part 5! We're back with more Isa and, indirectly, Candace. Are they getting too much screen time? Probably. But whatcha gonna do. Next installment will be the party itself, maybe most of it or maybe all of it, and then some more to come! Happy Monday everybody!

Early release: "Twenty-Seven," part 4

Just when you thought I'd forgotten about the ultimate teacher's pet herself, we're back with good old Tabitha Hutchings! I'm not sure if we have one share left or three, or maaaaybe two, but regardless, more to come!

Early release: "Twenty-Seven," part 3

Part 3 is up! This time, back to the casa del Canon, touching base with the Browns et al. Enjoy, and more to come!

P.S. Don't forget to check out the Last Woman Kneeling nominations, if you haven't already!

Early release: "Twenty-Seven," part 2

This is a short one, and a bit lighter on steam. With THaL leaving off on this note of Canon's professional situation and what Taylor's Serenex overload had wrought, though, I wanted to get into that a little. It's short, it's... well, not sweet. Savory? Anyway, it's more THaL. Hopefully get another one done tomorrow.

By the way, if you haven't seen it, check out the Last Woman Kneeling competition - we're looking for your input about the most memorable women from my works. 2022-06-09 19:45:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Last Woman Kneeling: Eliminator Round

Thanks to all of you who provided our contest coordinator WDB with feedback. We are moving forward with an eliminator round! In this round, head to the link provided, where you'll find a little form that simply lets y...

Early release, "Twenty-Seven" Ch. 1

We have ourselves some fresh material, an expansion to Teaching Her a Lesson. Normally I don't release commissions to the masses, but since I know a ton of you came here precisely because of that story, you deserve the first look. Twenty-Seven does a little bit of updating where things go after the tumultuous events of graduation. It's got Canon, Taylor, Abbie, Cassie, Megan, Candy, Isa, Tabitha and even some Katie. 

I have five chapters first-drafted presently, including this one,...

Battle is afoot! (A feedback request)

Howdy folks! So over at our discord server, we've been talking for a while about organizing a little contest between the myriad maidens of my smutcraft. A duel to the domination between editors-in-chief and frosty gaming buddies and SROs and neighbors (from back when, anyway) and all the literally hundreds of chicks who've graced my pages. 

The only thing is, we don't yet have a formal structure for the contest as ...

The RA, Ch. 4

On we go with more of the folks of Higgins 3! It picks up literally right where chapter 3 left off, with Savannah and Spencer getting their flirt on. I have some thoughts on the series thus far, but I'll post them down in the comments. No spoilers, but they pertain to the direction and I don't want to bias the reading.

I did hear back from a couple of you that the basic notes/roster for The RA might be interesting. Those folks are probably wrong, but either way, 2022-05-30 23:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Early release: Two of a Kind

So yeah, I wrote a dumb little short for y'all. I've had it on my brainstorm list since forever, and here's what came of it. I hope you enjoy, and more to come!

The RA, Ch 03

Ice Puppy was well-behaved today, so the Ice Bear got to put some words down. Remember, these posts are unedited, first draft quality, so expect typos and stuff. I was feeling this more so than the opening chapters, this time. TIOS and THAL both felt real to me from chapter 1, insofar as authorly buy-in is concerned, but the first post for The RA I felt like it was a little humdrum. We're picking up a little heart and soul here, embiggening our understanding of some of what I expect ...

Commission: Bottomless

We got a commission done! It's right here. Go read it. 

There was more to the prompt, but one of the requests the commissioner passed on was that the mind controller "not have bottomless power." I took it a bit literally, though it seems to have still been to their liking.

Some explanations for how things are going that is mostly whining but also might shed light on where my work progress is headed: Lt. Mayhem, my baby dog, seems to be slowly becoming acclimated. Potty traini...

RLP 3: Oops, Summoned a Demon, Conclusion

Here we are, the conclusion to Rachel's Love Potion 3: Oops, Summoned a Demon. It's got epic contests of warlockery, it's got heart, it's got blowjobs... In short, it's got it all. I've been slogging along for a while on this one, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. The more I crafted the final chapter, the more obvious it was we'd need ourselves an epilogue, too, so there's that for you. We needed screen time for Knox and Rachel, besties of besties, dammit! Unlike RLP 2, this one is...

The RA, Ch. 1-2

It's been a while since I got to do some early releases for y'all. Here we are, though! As a reminder, when I share stuff for my $20 crowd, it's because it's going to become a full book I intend to actually sell. As such, I only edit it when the whole thing is done, so expect it to look unpolished. In fact, I already know there are big problems with the voice here, and I think I might have re-used a name or two. It's not even spell-checked. Try not to sweat it.

What is it, though? It's ...

Commission: "Unbelievable"

I swear, if I have to keep writing 7 chapter installments of 30,000 word novellas to entice people to respond to my messages when they win a commission, so help me, I'll do it. This one is a goddamn doozy all right. My prompt this time out was to write a story about a man who has the power of having everyone believe everything he says, and uses that to get laid. Left me a ton of room for improvisation, and he's what I came up with.

This is going to push some buttons for some people, I a...

RLP 3: Oops, Summoned a Demon, part 5

Sorry for the delay folks. We have part five, what I think will be the penultimate chapter to this installment of Rachel's Love Potion. (Maaaaaybe two more, but probably one.) In it, we finally get a glimpse of what Rachel's been up to while Kammie's been out there trying to steal her thunder. Mysteries become less mysteries. 

This one took me longer than I wanted it to, and that may continue to be the case for a little bit. Captain Bananas, my dog, unexpectedly died last weekend (...

Anti-Work

A week ago, I felt like I was getting the sniffles, so I decided to take a break from RLP 3 and take some time to do something short and fun and silly until I felt better. So I asked the folks on our discord for some prompts, got a huge response with tons of awesome ideas. The next morning I woke up feeling like death and found out it was bronchitis, no mere cold, and so it took a few days before I could sit upright and do mo...

RLP 3: Oops, Summoned a Demon, part 4

Anybody looking for some more RLP? Well, we have it. I continue to miss Rachel herself, but we get Joanna back into things in this installment, and ready ourselves to recover our titular tits. I may have gotten carried away on this one. First draft was a paltry 8.7k words, and editing ballooned it up to 12. Yeesh. Brief, I am not. 

Anyway, I hope you enjoy! I don't know if the next installment will be the final one of this RLP arc or if it'll need another after, but we're getting t...

RLP 3: Oops, Summoned a Demon, part 3

More Kammie, more Knox, more fun. Kammie finally gets to begin her work in the mortal realm. I find that I really miss Rachel's voice in this series, though! The original RLP, which was written from Knox's PoV, was a fun idea. The sequel, which is mostly (4/5 installments) in Rachel's, was a fun piece. Her basic innocence and sweetness in contrast to the way she's being used and abused struck me as just goddamn adorable, and now that she's been sidelined, I find myself missing it. Kammie is w...

RLP 3: Oops, Summoned a Demon, part 2

More Knox, more that not-a-succubus thing! Keeping it short this time. Enjoy, and more to come!

Rachel's Love Potion 3: Oops, Summoned a Demon

So on we go with Rachel and Knox! Once up a time, I wrote a little piece called Rachel's Love Potion. I'll recap below, but if you're a fan, there's actually a little book club meeting in my discord server to refresh, ruminate, and at times eye roll in preparation for today's release of the third installment. Come on down and check it out if that's your thing in #book-club!

RECAP
In the origina...

What even IS this

Somebody convinced me to check out a show on Netflix called Murderville. It's a silly bit of fun, celebrities doing some improv alongside Will Arnett and some other actors playing out a murder investigation. So I thought... why not see if the premise is fun while pretending to investigate the sorts of shenanigans we get ourselves up to around these parts.

I'm not gonna lie. This is ridiculous...

I'm so so sorry, my god, why does this keep happening

So I wrote another one. I'm sorry. Nobody knows when this will end, or if. Here we are though, watching Scarlett Johansson go undercover at Northside High to find out if there's any untoward sexual shenanigans afoot. Fucking hell, I might have even woven in an alternate universe or two into this alternate alternate universe. There's no going back. We're doomed.

I'm sorry.

Enjoy.

More to come.

I've done something really stupid and immature, and I'm sorry

There, now that the apology is out of the way...

Somebody convinced me to check out a show on Netflix called Murderville. It's a silly bit of fun, celebrities doing some improv alongside Will Arnett and some other actors playing out a murder investigation. So I thought... why not see if the premise is fun while pretending to investigate the sorts of shenanigans we get ourselves up to around t...

Creep, Ch. 10 (conclusion)

All righty folks! Here we are, the conclusion of Creeps, where Stacey, Martin, Kira and I guess also Sherri all get their little arcs arced. It came out to a whopping 16k words, so set some time aside before you dive in.

Next up, I don't really know! I'll be doing the commission drawing later today, so that might be the next thing if I get a fast reply, but otherwise I'll do something else. I have a few old ideas I've had bouncing around for a while that I might try. If you have somethi...

Creeps, Ch. 09

Hey, so I'm not dead! I've been out with a stomach bug for way too long here. Got it from my mom, who got it from my infant nephew, who got it from that no-good son of a bitch Callan at day care. I'm gonna fuck that baby up, I swear. Long friggin' week. 

But the bad times are over! I had a draft of chapter 9 done last week, but it took an age for me to be able to edit it. It probably ought to be two separate chapters; you'll probably notice a significant tonal shift about halfway t...