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HitH poll(s), "First Date"

Howdy hey! Another HitH poll coming at you. Is this thing nearing an end? I honestly don't know. Up to you more than me, probably! The story is up here, so go read it and then come back and vote. This week there are two components, one for how to finish the evening and one for how to finish the weekend. As usual, you can vote as many times as you like, so please vote on both in whatever combination s...

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HitH poll, "7"

Whew! Finally got the next installment of HitH done. I've been gearing up to move, and it's put a massive strain on time and energy (and, annoyingly, my fingers' typing ability). It'll all be done soon, thank goodness, and we'll be back to normal. Better than normal, in fact, as I'll actually have my own private office to work in! More on all that later.

In the meantime, go read the new post! It's up over a...

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Critical Tits, Ch. 3

Here we are, part 3 of Critical Tits. Sometimes I walk away from something I wrote feeling like it amused me, or sometimes like it touched me, but there are few better feelings as an eroticist than walking away feeling like... yep, that was hot. Reactions may vary depending on what you're into, but hopefully you have fun with this one. I did, and I will as it continues.

On that note, I wanted to forewarn (or maybe just warn, at this point) that there may be some lapses in productivity. ...

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HitH poll, "Just Jenna"

So there's a new HitH story up at CYOA. Check it out, then come back and vote. As always, vote as many times as you like!

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HitH poll, "Amy"

Fresh HitH poll for a fresh HitH post! Crazy times are afoot. Make your choice below and let's get wild.

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Critical Tits, Chapter 2

So here's some more Critical Tits. (I still giggle at that title. I apologize for nothing.) We get to see a little of Cynthia's reaction to her d4 from chapter 1, and what fresh hells await her to earn the next die. Go read it! It's fun. Below is merely some musings on the craft of this particular story, so if that interests you, go for it, but it's mostly me yammering. 

Writing something like this is tricky. I am a sort of lightweight academic who's well-versed in things we're tau...

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HitH poll, "Opening Doors"

Another day, another HitH post! Check it out, then come on back and vote. Lots of options this week, but remember you can vote for as many options as you find intriguing, so weight it in your favor. So it's sciency and shit, yo.

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Critical Tits, Ch 1

Yeah, so I started a story called Critical Tits. So once you get the giggles out of your system, come on back to me and let's talk.

OK. 

So yeah, this is actually April's story commission, finally getting caught up. This is only the first installment; I intend to bring this thing to its conclusion. (One of these months I'll stop volunteering to do these massive commissions, but until folks stop coming up with ideas that tickle me, it's where I'm at.) Anyway, if you prefer a t...

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HitH poll, "Favors"

Another week, another poll for the latest installment of Heavy is the Head! Sorry if I've been a little pokey lately - learning a lot about the delights and thrills of parenting. To the parents among you, mad respect. To the non-parents, good call. :) 

Anyways, we'll have a fun new commission coming before too long, so don't count me out yet. More to come!

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HitH poll, "The Commodity"

Here it is at last, folks, the long-awaited HitH chapter 20! Mad props to WDB for nominating the winning image, model Elizabeth Renard. Crazy gorgeous woman - 10/10 would recommend. The winning image is included in story, so I'll let you check her out there. More to come!

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Losers, Winners, and Survivors now available

Remember a year and change ago when I wrote a little story called Losers? Well good news: books 2 and 3 are now available! I've been working on these for a while now, and we've finally got something for you. Each book is a novella, 60-90 pages, and follows the tale of Clark High hottie Chanda Brighton going through a process called the Lottery, in which young women are auctioned off at age 18 to be molded ...

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Losers, Winners and Survivors

Howdy hey! So I've finished off the third installment in the Losers series. I did the second one quite a ways back, but I never got around to publishing it. At first I was having issues with cover design, and then I was simply distracted by other projects like THAL. Anyway, I've finally submitted the second and third (final) installments. They'll be on Amazon and Smashwords before long, but for now, they're here for you fine generous folk to enjoy. The original Losers can be 2021-05-09 08:31:57 +0000 UTC View Post

New HitH thingy

So there's a new HitH post up over on CHYOA. Check it out, then come back here so this will make sense.

So! Rather than the usual poll, I wanted to mix it up this time and open it up for people to inspire us with Office Lady Hotness. If you'd like to take part, either by nominating or voting or both, head over to the discord server and g...

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HitH Poll, Afternoon w/Jenna etc.

A new HitH is up! Read it, then come back and vote. Time to deal with the Amy Marchiano situation. Or not!





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Hith poll, "Associate Director of IT Security"

Another HitH, another poll. Read the story over at CHYOA first. Then, come back and feel free to vote for as many options as you like! Depending on the results, I may wind up combining multiple results if it seems like it'd make sense and fit. 

More to come!

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HitH poll, "Executive Assistant"

Another day, another HitH poll! The latest installment finds you in conversation with Aubrey Merriman about recent events. I was saying on our discord the other day that this marks the first time I thought for such a potentially significant vote, I'd go ahead and open this up to everybody. If you haven't b...

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Winners preview part 3, conclusion

I... think I'm done? Man. I have lots of thoughts and feelings on it, but I might be done. I'm pretty sure I'm done with this particular installment, at least. It's 31 pages, so make some coffee before you sit down for a read. I'll be working on making the pacing and flow a bit more homogeneous, less jerky, but then I think we're good. Anyways, I'll shut up before I start spoiling anything. In the meantime, enjoy, and more to come!

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HitH poll, "The Grind"

Another day, another installment of Heavy is the Head! Check it out, then come back at me and tell me what you're doing next. 

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HitH poll, "Spying"

New HitH is up over at CHYOA! Some big things coming out this installment. Looking forward to seeing what you do next. Happy Friday!

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Winners preview #2

Howdy! Been working some more on Winners, part 3 of the series begun with Losers. It's a bit shorter than the last chunk, but I think it's a good beginning end point for a segment. I'm also excited to say that I've finally made a decision about Chanda's situation (i.e. whether she's a survivor, a loser, if so how did she lose, etc.). For the longest time, I explicitly avoided making a decision within a few parameters I'd set for myself (mostly to leave my options open). It probably sounds lik...

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HITH poll, "Infiltration"

I am probably being so inconsistent with my titles on these polls, but you know what? I forgive myself.

Anyway, go read the story. It's up over here at the CHYOA site. Once you've done that, come on back and vote -- better yet, vote twice! As you see/saw, (not to be confused with as you see-saw, that'd be fuckin' crazy), you have a couple decisions to make this installment. The first is mo...

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Early release: "Speed Run"

Howdy folks! So I got bored last night and the poll wasn't ready for a new Heavy Is The Head installment, and I didn't have the emotional chutzpah to dive into Losers, so I thought... I wanna do something light and dumb and fluffy and fun. And here it is! A nice fellow in our discord server generously (and unwittingly) donated the prompt, so I did stuff and giggled at myself and here we are.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. More to come!

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Heavy Is The Head poll, "Continued"

All righty! Nice and short one this time, up at ChYOA. Once you give it a read, come on back and tell us how you wanna handle the conundrum that's managed to get dropped in your lap.

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Winners preview

Howdy! I know I've been telling y'all for a while now that Losers 3 is in the works, so finally here's the proof. Let me start by saying that this is NOT the full story. Not even close, I expect. It recently underwent some significant revisions from where I started it, but I think it's in a good starting point to launch the new segment. 

After the comparatively upbeat THAL and the mostly carefree HITH (barring the most recent update), it's a bit of a system shock getting back in th...

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Heavy Is The Head 10 poll

So you got the number of the hottie with the neck tattoo, Mia. In this installment, you've got yourself a date set up with Mia, but a pretty solid opportunity with the soft-hearted Amy. Likewise, if you apply yourself, you might be able to dig deeper into the mystery - but at what cost. *dun dun dunnnnnn*

Anyway, vote.

You collapse in bed exhauste...

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I'm back!

Howdy, everybody! First and foremost, if you're here for quality smut alone, scroll down to the attachments. We got something fun for ya. (UPDATE: Someone requested files for the entire Grand Prize story, so I've gone ahead and included those as well. Had no idea it was this long! Seems I accidentally wrote a short book again.) 

For everybody else... I am back! I took a vacation, driving around this (very large) country with my cousin's kid, who'd never before left his home state. ...

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Heavy Is The Head 9, Hindsight

Hey, so this time around, the poll is open to any and everybody. If you don't know what poll I'm talking about, this is about my new story over at CHYOA (CHoose Your Own Adventure), which begins here. It's lots of little tiny posts I'm doing a couple times a week where the readers pick how the next installment plays out. 

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Heavy Is The Head 8 poll

Here we are, the poll for the latest installment of Heavy Is The Head. On White Russians ends with a dream sequence favoring good old Mo asking for some reflection on your recent experience. Please do feel free to vote multiple times on this one, as little Mo is curious both as to your feelings as well as your intentions going forward.

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Grand Prize 8: Friday Night Plans

So... here's a heck of a thing. I started this a couple weeks ago, but then I got sick and couldn't find the spark to make it any fun, so I waited and came back to it. It's pretty insanely long (17k+ words), but ya know, fuck it, I think it's super fun. If it takes the focus of the series off of the main cast and foists it onto Kirsten Vaughan, so be it. Something about climbing inside the head of a ruthless manipulative bitch that's just too much fun. Anyway, without further ado, here it is....

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Heavy Is The Head 7: The Whisper poll

New HITH installment is up! Avery won by a mile last time out, so you get to see what your interest in the comely blonde accountant nets you. Once you've given it a read, your options are as follows:


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