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Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Four

“Are those… sucker marks?” The harbor pilot shouted incredulously within moments of her boat pulling beside the Fair Gentleman.

“Aye,” Aunt Karla grunted as she threw out a line to the woman on the much smaller vessel. “It was an eventful trip.”

“I can see that, milady.” The pilot said, still staring at the larger ship’s battle damage, even as the two vessels were pulled tight against one another by brawny crew members.

As soon as the two were secured, th...

Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Three

William’s cabin was filled with the sound of fevered panting as he slammed his hips over and over into Nendra’s own. Each time he did, the sound of flesh clapping against flesh resounded against the walls.

“Gods, big and small, what in the Pit’s name do they feed you noble boys,” the orcish sailor groaned from her supine position on the cabin’s bed, sweat-coated green skin glinting in the early morning light. “How do they make you so eager!?”

The boy in question ju...

Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter Two

For William, there was at least one notable upside to living in this new world.

His younger sister.

He’d been an only child in his last life, and in many ways perhaps that had been for the best. But in this one, he found that the role of ‘older brother’ was one he quite rightly cherished.

Possibly because it’s one of the few times I actually get to feel like the grown-ass man I am, he thought as he daintily sipped from his tea.

He watched from across t...

Sexy Steampunk Babes: Chapter One

No matter how many times he saw it happen, William could never quite shake the feeling that there was something slightly surreal about watching a fighter craft, one that looked like it would have been more at home flying over the battlefields of France during World War Two, hover in place like a particularly frenetic helicopter.

Yet that was what it was doing as it floated over his family’s airfield, its rear-mounted propeller whirring quietly in reverse in an attempt to arrest the ve...

Sexy Steampunk Babes Teaser

No matter how many times he saw it happen, William could never quite shake the feeling that there was something slightly surreal about watching a fighter craft, one that looked like it would have been more at home flying over the battlefields of France during World War Two, hover in place like a particularly frenetic helicopter.

Yet that was what it was doing as it floated over his family’s airfield, its nose propeller whirring quietly in reverse in an attempt to arrest the vehicle’...

A question of taste.

For the past month, I've been having a lot of fun laying the groundwork for my new series, Sexy Steampunk Babes. Actually planning out a series properly in advance is a bit of a novelty for me.

General plot, characters and a whole shitload of other stuff has already been planned out.

With that said, the setting remains in a bit of flux.

Specifically, I'm not entirely sure whether...

Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Thirty Two

As assassination attempts went, it couldn’t have been better timed.

He wasn’t wearing his suit and he’d dismissed his guards less than a minute ago, as he wanted to speak to An alone.

So he was completely alone as he stepped out onto the fortress’s rooftop, and his assailant descended from above.

Soundlessly.

Honestly, if he weren’t mentally pinging her location with his implants, he’d never have guessed that she’d just landed directly behind him.

�...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Thirty One

“This is not the end,” Shi grunted as she rolled up her own version of the contract.

Jack resisted the urge to sigh as Ren rolled up her version of the document they’d just spent the last few days quibbling over with the Imperial Delegation. Honestly, having been forced to sit and watch it, Jack thought it was almost a shame that Ren hadn’t been born back on Earth. She could have given a few corporate sharks a run for their money with the way she argued.

Which was not to s...

Post-Op check-up didn't go great.

Went for my post-op interview with the expectation that all would be fine and I would be done in ten minutes.  

All was not fine.

The 'granulation' has formed something like a bridge across my throat - which goes some way to explaining why I've been whistling when I yawn. Plus, the difficulty breathing.  I thought it was just the asthma that runs in my family acting up in response to everything and it'd go away eventually.  

It was not and will not. &nb...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Thirty

Credit where credit was due, Murm reacted quickly.

Honestly, Jack probably wouldn’t have even perceived the claws that would have killed him were it not for a single lithe leg flicking up at the last moment, the bladed spur on the end perfectly positioned to intercept the sword that would have ended his life.

The miner did see the resulting explosion of sparks that came about from that strike, as two titanic forces clashed inches from his face, before one of those forces was blo...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Nine

“Alright, have you got a rash or something?”

It was kind of funny, the way the Divinity twitched at Jack's words, pausing in the act of doing… something to Jack’s microbots. Whatever it was, it made for a peculiar sight, as the Divinity sat cross legged in mid air, a storm raging around them, as the rooster plucked translucent strands of grey-ish energy out of the machine’s corporeal form.

To hear him explain it, the cultivator was trying to recreate the kind of ki resid...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Eight

Hao Yun was no one important.

He’d been born a farmer. Then he became a refugee. And now he was a soldier.

…Though how that differed from a guard he knew not, he only knew that that was what he was now.

Truthfully, the distinction mattered to him not a whit. His superiors could call him whatever they liked, just so long as they continued to fill his belly and coin purse. He in turn would kill whoever they wanted.

Animals. Spirit Beasts. Instinctive tribesmen. Even ...

Next Books.

Well, I'd say that Sexy Sect Babes has about three or four chapters left before the end of the book and the first trilogy.

And as much fun as it's been, I'll be glad to step off it and change things up once more. I don't know about other writers, but I find things become a lot less free flowing towards the end of a book - let alone the end of the third book in a trilogy.

The current seven day release cycle is definitely a symptom of that in my mind.

So, let's talk next se...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Seven

“Do you yield?”

Shi could feel it, the edge of a blade against her throat until it pierced the skin. The way blood ran in rivulets from where it bit into the flesh.

Yet it was a void in space to her otherworldly senses. As inert as the stone beneath her feet.

She supposed she shouldn’t have been too surprised that a craftsman of her foe’s caliber could provide his champion with a weapon that countered her own abilities so easily. While still managing to conceal a dan...

Surgery Tomorrow (Edit: All went well. Sleep and painkillers and comedies for the immediate future. Thanks for all the kind words.)

Just putting this message out to let people know that the next chapter will likely be delayed as a result of tomorrow's surgery (also my first time being sedated for a procedure :D )

So yeah, if you never hear from me again, know that I died on the operating table. If so, know that I died as I lived; mildly uncomfortable and dangerously flatulent :D

On a brighter note, more than fifty percent of the artwork for the Sexy Space Babes game is now complete - along with all of the wr...

Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Twenty Six

It was amusing how… dainty Huang was being as she skipped to her throne. It had been a day since her victory and the young woman was still walking on air.

Metaphorically at least.

Despite her master’s many amazing accomplishments, he had yet to find a means to repair the Imperial scion’s clogged meridians.

Yet she didn’t truly need them, did she?

An’s gaze flitted over to where yesterday’s… well, to call it a duel would have been a disservice. �...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Five

Shi regarded her sister from across the arena floor as she felt the ki of a sect initiate settle beside her. Glancing over at her champion, the inquisitor saw the young woman's eyes flashing with irritation, her hands resting contemptuously on her weapons, two short swords that hung at her waist.

It was clear that she saw her presence on this stage as an insult. For in many ways, it was. After all, what face might be gained by the slaying of a mortal? Worse still, the defeat of this par...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Four

“Here is as good a place as any other,” Shi stated as she glanced around the grass clearing they’d found outside the walls of Fortress Five. “Lacking a proper arena, this clump of dirt is where we shall decide the fate of your little ‘kingdom’.”

Jack glanced back at the walls of the fortress, deliberately ignoring the jabs of the Inquisitor, even as his people riled in response.

An, in particular, looked like she was trying to immolate the woman with her eyes. Alas, ...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Three

Shui well understood why Imperial officers often rode horses into battle despite cultivators often being faster on foot than their mounts.

Unlike mortal warriors who gained a myriad of benefits from being mounted atop a small mountain of horseflesh, cultivators actually lost out on a number of their natural advantages when saddled with some manner of war-mount.

The true benefit of a mount, where a cultivator was concerned, was that they provided a raised vantage point from which t...

James Earl Jones!

The specialist I visited today was once graced by none other than Darth Vader / Mufasa himself.

More to the point, I now have a date for my operation.

The 13th of September. Very exciting and will hopefully get my valves fixed so I feel like I'm dying less.

For those curious, the valve in question is my Upper Esophageal Sphincter (Nice name, I know)

Chapter's looking like it's going to be delayed for a day. I'm still working on it, but I've not exactly been feelin...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty Two

“There’s something on the radar, sir.”

Yao instinctively moved to respond to the console-woman’s report, before hesitating as his gaze flitted over to where High-General Gao sat.

The man made for an awe inspiring sight, sitting in the command room’s central control throne. Normally that would have been Yao’s seat, but he had not hesitated for even a moment to hand it over to his fellow mortal.

For it had only taken a single moment for Yao to realize why it was th...

Sexy Sect Babes Three: Chapter Twenty One

“You’re taking this all a lot more calmly than I might have expected.”

Jack idly glanced up from the bowl of nuts he’d just been enjoying to regard Shui. Sat amidst the quiet hubbub of Fortress Five’s command center, the woman was still looking a little paler than was normal for her, but other than that and the bandages around her torso, he’d have been hard pressed to say that she’d had six kitchen knives pulled from her torso less than two hours ago.

And they we...