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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Three

Cultivators.

Xin’s father had always warned him to never get involved with cultivators. That they brought nothing but trouble to ‘decent’ common folk.

But of course, he’d said much the same thing about Rat-Folk, Dog-Folk, Merchants, and any man or woman who looked like any part of their ancestry could be traced to the far south.

…So Xin had never put much stock in the old man’s words.

And after they had heroically jumped in to save his town – he had thoug...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter Two

Johansen Jack.

A strange name for a strange man.

Still, even as the mortals celebrated raucously in the village inn, Guo An held her peace. She’d been offered a position of honor at the head of the main table, just to the right of the mysterious hidden master himself. And that was what he was. A hidden master. His queer armor held no markings reminiscent of any sects she knew. Likewise, the power required to defeat the wolf in single combat… well, she knew a number of elders b...

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Sexy Sect Babes: Chapter One

AN: For those that aren't all caught up with the goings on of Blue Fishcake, I figured I'd make this pre-chapter note.

This is not the end of Sexy Space Babes. Jason's story will continue.

With that said, variety is the spice of life. And while I'm very excited about the next section of Sexy Space Babes (Ya'll have no idea!), I figured the end of the first trilogy to be a good point to try something else for a single book -  lest I lose that enthusiasm and burn out ...

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Sexy Sword Babes Teaser

“One in a billion.”

Jack kept repeating the mantra in his head.

“One in a billion.”

That was the number the Omni-Corps liked to cite whenever someone stepped onto one trans-mat pad and then simply… never stepped off the other.

“Safer than a car,” he repeated as he slogged through the snow, his mining overalls doing at least a passable job of keeping out the cold as he brushed aside a tree branch. “Safer than a plane. Or a starship. Safest form of transp...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Eighty Two - End of Book Three

“You came.”

Yaro stood across from him in her dress uniform. While she’d not received an offer to join the Imperium’s officer core, she’d still been given an invitation to the event as one of the few members of the regiment who was still on-planet.

Though he doubted that would remain the case for long now that he’d effectively torpedoed the Imperium’s plans for him. No, with his resignation from the military, Jason had a feeling Yaro’s time as a bodyguard was at an...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Eighty One

As an expansionist Empire, it really didn’t surprise Jason that the most prestigious Imperial Officer Training Academy on Shil had not one, but multiple auditoriums across its campus.

Or that it had campuses. Plural.

Because of course the premiere training facility of a galactic superpower has more in common with a small city than anything else, he thought as he stood impatiently backstage.

It had certainly made for a hell of a s...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Eighty

He had to hand it to her, whatever her other faults, the Captain of the Gentle River was a rather discerning woman. She’d apparently sniffed out the truth in his bullshit with almost pathetic ease.

Not that doing so had likely been particularly hard. Between the pain meds for his arm wearing off and the general fatigue of the last few days piling up, he was guessing he’d failed pretty spectacularly at keeping his story straight. Or perhaps he’d just told the truth?

...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy Nine

Jason smiled as the shuttle screamed out into the open sky.

“Well, relatively open,” he murmured to himself as he stared at the stormy clouds above.

Maybel paused in her open-mouthed staring to turn back to him. “You say something?”

“Nothing worth mentioning.” He shook his head, only to grunt as a sudden gust of wind had the craft leaning to the left.  Shifting the flight stick, he soon had the shuttle leveled out, though it wasn’t long at all bef...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy Eight

“Ignore it,” he muttered, looking about the place.

Given the detritus strewn about the inside of the shuttle, it was clear Maybel had spent a fair amount of time here. Fortunately for him, it seemed that her amateur investigations into the shuttle’s function weren’t too invasive.Though he strongly believed the cupholder might never work again after what she’d done to it.

“You got the ignition switch?”

He smiled in triumph as the blue skinned woman produced the ...

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Chapter Seventy Seven

“Sorry Yaro, but I agree with Jason.”

Jason’s eyes widened in surprise as Nora stepped away from Yaro’s prone body.

“The fuck did you do?” he asked, rushing over to check on her. He winced as the action jostled his injured arm.

“Calm down,” Nora said. “I just hit her with a sedative.”

Feeling that her pulse was still beating strong, Jason sighed in relief. Glancing back up, he saw that Nora was brandishing a now empty syringe.

He exhaled. “W...

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Chapter Seventy Seven

Hello all,

My apologies for not having the latest chapter out tonight. With this being the climax of the final book of the first trilogy, I’ve been kind of caught up in getting it just right. At least in my mind.

Which any author here will know is impossible :P

With that said, it’s pretty much finished. I just want an extra night to make sure it’s all… right.

Regardless of how I feel when I have fresh eyes on it tomorrow, I will have it up for you all wit...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy Six

“Cleff’s dead.”

Jason nearly stumbled. Which admittedly, wasn’t that hard to do, given that he’d practically limped his way here with the rest of the survivors of Underground Attack Group One.

What few there were.

He’d barely made it a few feet inside the metal fencing that delineated the outline of the Mining Nexus before Avilla had come striding up to him.

“Dead? How?” He turned to look at the plant woman who looked almost as rough as he felt.

T...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy Five

The plan was simple. Send two platoons of infantry through the expansive cave network that sat just beneath the planet’s surface and then pop up behind one of the Alliance Regiments that had recently set up outside the Nexus.

At the same time, the Terran First’s tank and Exo companies would sortie out to take the fight to them. Caught out, in the open ground outside the mining nexus where the tanks held the advantage, the Edixi regiment would be pincered between the two forces and d...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy Four

Kincaid felt yet another icy cold drop of water drip on his head. The third in as many minutes.

“For fuck’s sake,” he hissed, swatting away the offending liquid from his brow.

He glared up at where it was coming from, the hatch just above his head where he was ostensibly supposed to escape from in the event the tank suffered some kind of major malfunction. Like being perforated by laser fire. Or being set ablaze. Or filled with toxic gas from any number of sources.

Of ...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy Three

While Antaria’s senses weren’t quite as sharp above water as they were below, she was still more than capable of taking in the all too familiar acrid stench of oily smoke and melted metal.

The sharklike Edixi woman felt her tail twist from side to side in contentment as she took in the aftermath of her regiment’s most recent victory. They’d caught the Imperials completely by surprise, and now the landscape was littered with the remains of their soldiers and machines.

W...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy Two

Jason couldn't help but feel a little wounded by the fact that she didn't hesitate. Not even a little. He wasn't even entirely sure he'd actually finished speaking.

"Was this because you trusted me or because you wanted to shoot me?" he asked as he gingerly touched the spot on his chest where the beam of invisible energy had assumedly hit him.

"As your Commanding Officer, it would hurt my ability to command if I confirmed which." Cleff dumped her weapon on the table. “So, aside ...

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Snek Guy Shoutout!

Hey all,

Today I'm finally doing something I've wanted to do for quite a long time. That is to give a shoutout to one of my all time favorite authors and the one who inspired me to actually start writing in the first place.

If you've spent any time on my discord at all, you'll know that he's the first person I point to when people ask me if I know of any stories similar to Sexy Space Babes. If you enjoy SSB's mix of smut, science fiction, cultural exploration and HFY, you'll def...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy One

There was nothing quite like the smell of smoke combined with the acrid stench of popped roach. When combined with the laser holes and craters strewn across Mining Site Five’s industrial zone, it created the impression that a hell of fight had gone down.

One Jason was glad he’d missed.

Part of him had been worried that the final push for the central mining nexus would end in one big ambush. Certainly, that had been the scuttlebutt going around camp prior to his deportation on ...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Seventy

Unfortunately, for all that Yaro had talked a big game, slurred though it was, her body hadn’t quite been up to the task of delivering on that talk. Hence why she was now snoring on a half-demolished couch while Jason sported an erection that had been called to duty by some heavy petting, but had yet to achieve its mission statement.

…Which was why he’d, semi-reluctantly, moved on to the only other person present who was eager to finish what the wolf-woman had started. Ma...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty Nine

Of course, nothing was ever that simple.

“Looks like we’ll be extending our stay for a few more hours,” Jason said as their guide strode away.

“I told you that… fish thing was bad news,” Nora noted, a hint of vindication in her tone.

Jason couldn’t exactly argue.

Apparently that Gator-Shark was not supposed to be where it was. In fact, the boatwoman who was even now walking away from them, had turned an alarming shade of grey when Nora had offhan...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty Eight

AN: An entire week!? Ya boy is shamed in the eyes of his fathers.



As they got closer to the floating town, more and more of the water around them became visible as the lights from the settlement peeled back the darkness. The first thing Jason noticed was just how clear the water beneath their boat actually was. More to the point, he was surprised to see fish were present. A small shoal of ugly looking black scaled beasts were floating along just beneath them. View Post

Four years.

It's been a ride, and I'm both terrified and happy that it's finally come to an end.

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty Seven

Everything old was new again. She realized that now.

“I love tanks,” Cleff announced to the world at large.

“So you have said ma’am.” Puta responded from over by the planning table. “Repeatedly.”

Cleff didn’t care. She’d say it as many times as she felt like. Though, being the magnanimous commanding officer that she was, she resisted the urge to announce her love for vehicular combat again quite so soon after the most recent reconfirmation. Instead, her eye...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty Six

“To our North, the Terran 1st has finished with Mining Hub Eighteen and is now moving on to…”

Genetha mentally tuned out the rest of the Lieutenant’s report. The Colonel damn well knew where her peer was off to next. The infuriating insect-woman had been positively gleeful when she’d relayed her regiment’s next objective.

It had annoyed her to read it then - and it annoyed her to hear it summarized once more now.

“I believe the Colonel gets the picture, Lieuten...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty Five

“You collapsed the cave?” Cleff asked, her tone curiously neutral as she sat behind a desk.

“I did.” Puta nodded as she stood at full attention.

“There could have been documents in there,” the moth-woman pointed out, drumming her fingers against the desk.

“I considered that unlikely, colonel.” Puta gestured around the prefab they currently occupied.

The prefab was a bit of a mess, Cleff noted as she glanced around the room. The walls had a few holes in ...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty Four

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Jason had been kind of hoping that he’d be watching this battle from the relative safety of Puta’s command vehicle.

No such luck, he thought grimly as checked the charge on his rifle one last time.

No, instead of being safe behind the main battleline, he was stuck in an APC barreling straight toward the enemy.

Around him he could hear the absent shuffling of 3rd squad as they performed their own last minute equipment checks....

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty Three

“I never thought I’d say this, but can you hurry up?” Yaro not quite whimpered.

Jason simply smiled as he continued to thrust into her, both hands sneaking up the woman’s top to squeeze and the generous breasts contained within, drawing a surprised gasp from the Rakiri.

While the regiment had departed the ship last night, the Gentle River was carrying more than just combat elements. It also carried supplies for the two regiments that were already on Raknos-Three.

The...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty Two

“Oof, I’m never going to get tired of seeing that.”

Jason paused in the act of peeling off his jumpsuit as he heard a distinctly feminine voice in an area that was very much not supposed to have any feminine presence at all.

Specifically, the male showers.

Well, ‘male’ was a bit of a misnomer. Up until the Terran First had occupied the Gentle River, they had just been changing rooms. A Shil’vati regiment didn’t usually have enough men in attendance that having ...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty One

Jason thought he knew what being cramped felt like. He’d spent weeks at a time out on the Whisker after all, and Shil’vati craft didn’t get much smaller than that.

By contrast, the Gentle River was a massive troop ship, capable of transporting an entire regiment with their accompanying armor. Sure, they’d had to get a little creative with space, given that the Terran First had a tank company rather than a second exo one, but it had all more or less worked out.

Sti...

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Sexy Space Babes: Chapter Sixty

Hurry up and wait.

It seemed that even a space age empire like the Imperium hadn’t quite managed to get around that one universal truth of military service. After nearly two days of frantic hustle and bustle as the regiment’s many supplies and vehicles were loaded onto their transport, the Terran First had been left with little to do but sit on their thumbs as a result of some bureaucratic nonsense that was keeping the Gentle River grounded.

“Run it again Marines!...

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