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Farm Fatties!

Oh my god will I ever actually have my shit together!? Sorry for the lateness laksdkjfasldf

TWITTER POLL FOR MONSTER SLOTS

Honestly I probably should have made this poll here and linked to twitter but TOO LATE!!!

If you'd like to buy a YCH slot on the SFRPG REMAKE consider voting on this poll so I can get a feel for interest. It's going to help me determine how many slots to take/prices/deadline length so this is very important. If you have any questions, let me know!

FRAT PARTY PACK

Hell'ova crowd over there~

I thought I had this scheduled whoops! I know ya'll are real excited for the frat house~ Get a peek of the big bads!

THE ANNOUNCEMENT

Just because I haven't done it here yet, let me make the official announcement that I *am* remaking SFRPG and at this point things are well into development. We already have playtesting going on in the $8 and up tier if anyone wants to check that out~ 

Here's some FAQ's cuz they've been asked before that I think are important to address:

1) This game is being rebuilt from scratch. A number of visual assets, characters, settings and general game mechanics are being ...

THIS MONTH

I realize I never updated here on Patreon cuz I'm used to everyone just reading my tweets.

No commission content this month, instead, I'm going to be putting up previews for the new SFRPG remake~

And for those who get to playtest (at the $8 and up tier) get ready for another big update coming up real soon!

Also, also, I'm really hoping to offer monster slots for the remak...

SHE WAS A GATER GIRL HE WAS A GATER BOI

You've seen these before but they've got a new coat of paint~ tbh I just really like how these came out.

HAPPY HOLLOW-EEN~!!!

This was actually supposed to go up yesterday as a double feature lol. oh well!!! HAP SPOOKY!

Bad Habits

"Habit" is a name for specific religious wear like what a nun wears which is what Chloe is dressed up as for the Halloween party she might be a liiiiiittle late to.

Your Strongest Potion...

I feel like we have a lot of Halloween costumes that consist of some sort of long black outfit this year.

Pawsitivly Batty~

More spooky-themed commissions~ I don't have much to say on this one I just like how it came out I love bat characters.

Party Favors

Party's are only for the free food tbh.

For the birds

Halloween is...I mean. Get it? They're a bird? God I hate that titles are mandatory for Patreon.

STREAMB TIME

Lets spoopy!

I HAVE TO GET WORK DONE

*SCREMS*

FINAL HEADS-UP FOR $10 TIER

The top benefits have dropped from $10 to $8!!! Patreon does NOT automatically drop your pledge charge to match!!! You have to do so manually on your end.

Feel free to drop your pledge down to $8 BEFORE OCT 1ST to avoid the extra charge. Otherwise, feel free to stay at $10 if you feel like supporting (you will of course receive all benefits for any quantity over $8)

COMMISSIONS HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED (or not)

I'm sorry I really thought I already sent this post laksjdflasdf

I've sent out confirmation if you have received a commission slot. If you did NOT get an email then unfortunately I did not pick up your request at this time. Thank ya'll for the submissions and interest!!!

Lacuna

UNPUBLISHING $10 TIER AND GAME PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT

**IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY ON THE $10 TIER PATREON DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY DROP YOU!!! YOU *MUST* MANUALLY CHNAGE YOUR TIER AMOUNT ELSE YOU WILL BE CHARGED $10 NEXT MONTH**

Alright I'm making the decision to drop my highest tier to just $8. I know everyone's struggling and I want this tier to be at least somewhat accessible. To clarify, this is the tier with game testing/game discord access.

And so with that, I'm going to officially announce that game testing for my ne...

DROPPING $10 TIER?

I'm starting to get the ball rolling towards releasing a PLAY TEST OF MY LATEST GAME PROJECT!!! Which, as usual, will be exclusive to the "game dev" discord.

However, I'm starting to have second thoughts on the price of the $10 tier. Especially considering everyone's financial situation as of late.

I'm considering dropping the top tier to $8. This tier will give access to the game dev channels and playtesting privileges. I have to make this decision before the end of the month. Po...

**6 SLOTS COMMISSION OPENING!!!**

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SNAIL NEEDS MONEE. PRICES ARE IN USD. 

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IT'S HALLOWEEN!!! GIVE ME YOUR HALLOWEEN COMMISSIONS!!! THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE TO GET SPOOPY HALLOWEEN COMMISSIONS FROM ME I WANT THEM SOOO BAD!!!

Also to be tran...

"The slip"

STREAMB TIME

I GOTTA GET VALUABLE WORK DONE.

COMMISSIONS GO UP THIS FRIDAY!!!

I'm only gonna take a few slots, like 5-ish or so? This'll be the only commission run before the most important holiday! (Halloween) so if you want spooky commissions get 'em then~

edit: Reminder that commissions are PATREON-EXCLUSIVE but available at ANY TIER!

I'll be doing commissions by form again which means it WON'T BE first-come-first serve. I'll most likely prioritize halloween-themed commissions tbh cuz I feel like it so, get ready with those if you got 'em~

I'm weak for stronk ladies tbh

That's it! That's all I got to say on this one.

Also I am still missing my list of commissioners so if this one's yours feel free to speak up lol.

Soda King

If you don't see a description here it means I forgot.

VEGGIE STREAM TIME

ARE YA READY KIDS!?

Sheepish

I was a dumbass and accidentally deleted all my Patreon forms so I lost who these are for lakdjasldf If you see this you can ask for me to put your name up here if you want lol

Anyways this one was very fun~ I actually like how the colors came out.

LICKITY-SPLIT IS LIVE OVER ON WEIGHT-GAMING!!!

Ignore the fact I have spelt it two different ways in multiple places oh my god I'm just realizing this.

Anyways give us a click on over there! Comments and feedback would be much appreciated!!! Good luck on your new dayjob~ And I'd love to see screenshots of the babes you get!

STREAMB TIME

More work on HUNK GAME

DULY NOTED~

I dunno I suck at titles but Patreon makes them mandatory.

Commission for the really cool Duly Noted~ (they also do some cool NSFW art if you wanna check that out)