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NEXT MONTH?

No new level next month...but maybe some new bosses~? Next month we're going to spend working on art assets, story beats and general polish as we approach the Kickstarter!? (potentially in August?)

The kickstarter's still up in the air so I'll have more information on that closer to its announcement. But I did want to have a good chunk of the game wrapped up to give a clear idea of what all we want to accomplish with the project and the kinds of things (and kinks) we want to showcase.<...

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SUPER SWEET UPDATE!!!

This one is both a pretty major overhaul and yet no new content. Mostly bug fixes and tweaks under the hood, read about it here (as well as how to save your save file):

[UPDATE DEV LOG]

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[DOWNLOAD HERE]

and of course,

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FATTYS BREAKDOWN

I've been asked once or twice about my level design philosophy and I'm just pretentious enough to think I'm pretty clever. So I figure I'd make a breakdown of the thoughts that goes into building the game. At least...the stuff I actually do think about and not just go off 'vibes'.

Starting at the top, "Fatty's"

 Being the first level of the game, Fatty's has a lot it needs to teach. Starti...

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GAME UPDATE SUMMARY

I honestly should do more stuff like this I'm just bad at social media. ANYWAYS:

NEW GAME UPDATE LIVE FOR $8+ GAME DEV TIERS! For everyone else, I figured yall might want to see the big project since you are supporting it one way or another! I will see about posting enemy sprites weekly like I did for SFRPG or something.

This update is starting to really get the ball rolling towards introducing the plot and opening the game world up properly and letting you play with all the fun ...

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BIG JUNE UPDATE

NOW THAT I'M FINALLY FREE OF VARIOUS LIFE OBLIGATIONS I CAN ACTAULLY WORK ON THE DANG VIDOEGAME.

BOY THERE'S A LOT! I'LL MAKE A LIST!

NEW PHOTO MODE!!! Zoom out and see your little guy in da big city! Don't get too excited, you can't play in this mode. It's just for checking yourself out. Still...

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THIS MONTH!

Ya'll have GOT to help me remember to put these out before the first of the month...

THIS MONTH we finally have the thrilling conclusion to the update I've been trying to complete since APRIL by god. Ya'll have got a boss fight coming up as well as a LOT of small but necessary additions like missing art assets and more kink shenanigans.

Some of yall have heard me talking about a kickstarter coming up and I'm trying to get the game in a playable state to help give a good idea of wh...

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GAME UPDATE!!! 5/23/24

GAME UPDATE UP NOW!!! NEW LEVEL! NEW ENEMIES!

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IMPORTANT PLEASE READ

Unfortunately due to more delays this update is still not quiiiite done. So keep the following in mind:

1) The food stand at G8RPARK doesn't work yet. Enter the level from the manhole at the park (there's a big flashing arrow)

2) The levels boss and entrance t...

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APRIL UPDATE!!!

Yeah this one came out really bare bones due to Life Events but we got a NEW WEAPON! and VENDING MACHINES!!!

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The GINGERBLADE can be purchased from the bakery like normal! However,...

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THIS UPDATE

I'm real sorry ya'll I meant to have a lot more together but my travel has really thrown a wrench in my productivity. I'm trying to get one of the new weapons done as well as some of the more general mechanics but we will not have a new level this time around. We'll really not have much new things at all tbh?

I don't know if I'm going to have anything together by this friday either, it's likely to be the last friday of the month that something will be out.

Next month is also lik...

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MARCH GAME UPDATE!!!

This is gonna be the last big one for a little bit so eat slow.

WE'RE GOIN BACK TO THE BARNYARD so check it out ya'll! New level, new enemies, new gun, new boss! As well as a few new fatty features that we're sure to expand on in the future (do don't forget to eat at Fatty's!)

Be sure to check the controls on the itch page and if you find any bugs report them [2024-03-22 19:03:50 +0000 UTC View Post

THIS MONTH!

Sorry ya'll I was so busy getting stuff together I forgot to talk about what we're doing this month.

As you might guess we're doing another game update this moth which we hope to have out by the 22nd or so! From here on out game updates are gonna be pretty regular. We've got a whole new level and a bunch of new mechanics so stay tuned~

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GAMEPLAY QUESTIONS

A lot of people have asked and YES! This game has weight gain. Your size will have an effect on the world and limit your mobility and such as it did in SFRPG (tldr: you can't go through doorways anymore fatty) 

That being said: there's issues with a constantly changing weight. If, for instance, you are in a narrow alley and suddenly get too big for it. You're *stuck*. I was worried about this but realize some people might actually LIKE this looming threat. 

The PROBLEM w...

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NEW GAME PROJECT!!!

IT'S TIME FOR AN ACTUAL GAME UPDATE/ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

For realsies this time we've got a new project in the works tentatively titled "SUPER SWEET

this is just the first demo/update/idk what to call it so it's pretty bare-bones. All that there is is a first level but give it a shot and let us know what you think!

If you run into any bugs PLE...

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See you at lunch!

This was the comic I swore I'd have ready LAST WEEK coming up THIS WEEK but in my defense I DID finish drawing it last week...I just forgot to post it.

So enjoy~

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Discretionary Reassignment

Its been a bit since my last vore comic. That should change~

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WEIGH-IN

The gouls are back with more office hijinks per usual~

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BOOTY-FULL

Happy New Year! May your ass grow ever fatter~ I'm out of clever things to say I'll have better material next year.

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PAPARAZZI PROBLEMS

What perils await the princess when pudge gets mistaken for pregnancy??? More Inside! (pun intended) 

Alright enough of that. Have a little more of the royal couple in time for chrimbas! 

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BONNIE BUNNY'S BIG BLOWUP~!!!

I love alliteration. Anyways this one was a lot of fun I'm a sucker for bunny girls~<3

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OUT OF CURIOSITY...

I've been torn on what kind of game project I'd want to create and what kind of games ya'll would prefer. Imagining a game like SFRPG, if you HAD to choose between these extremes: which would you prefer?

Linear Storyline -

An RPG with plenty of elements of customization but, ultimately a clear linear storyline (even if there are branching paths). Something more like a traditional RPG or, at its most ambitious, something like Baldur's Gate III. This allows for deeper storytelling, ...

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Candle Jokes?

Something like 'can't hold a candle to that gut' or something like that? Anyways commission for Quirkhopper!

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I FORGOT TO MAKE A 'NEXT MONTH' POST

I told stream to remind me so that's on them not me. 

Anyways month is already here so strap in. We got regular Friday art! 

Really that's all I got. Commissions will NOT be open again for a while. I'm debating some possible future projects like another comic or game? I'll let yall know when I make a decision.

That's it! It's the holidays so mine and a lot of folks lives are gonna be pretty chaotic for a while so its a chill month. Stay warm out there~

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Hungry Like The Wolf

Have I already used that one? I don't even care I hate doing titles. Commission for Ginny~!

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HAPPY FATSDAY!!!

At like 1am I was caught up in a wave of horny desperation to draw this shit so here you go. I haven't done anything self-indulgent in a long while.

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COMMISSION EMAILS SENT!!!

Check your email boxes for confirmation/denial.

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Heavy is the Crown .pdf NOW AVAILABLE!


[LINK]

All together now and includes the bonus Kickstarter pages! (thanks everyone who backed~)

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Free Palestine

It always feels silly making political posts on a NSFW account but I want to make my feelings explicitly clear. This account is in full support of Palestine. What is happening today is genocide. And I will not tolerate any feelings otherwise. You are free to unfollow. You do not get silly fatties if you cannot do the bare minimum in this hell world. 

For everyone else, keep speaking up and out. At the very least we can all do that much.

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NEXT MONTH!

I might open up a super-limited run of commissions because I just literally have no active work to show yall and could use the funds lol. I will post updates on here and other social media when they open! They will NOT be first-come-first-serve but, as before, I will take submissions for a time and then choose the ones I want.

Other than that? I don't really got anything else...no new games or comics are planned for now.

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THE GREAT PINNED POST!

Already a Patreon? Just looking for your free stuff?

Here you go.

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Welcome, weary traveler, come check out all this smut I've made. This is where you can give me money if you want exclusive art, early access and free downloads for your trouble. More info on the pledge tiers, you know the drill.

If you want to check...

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THE MASTER DOWNLOAD POST!!!

I'm finally doing it! I'm finally organizing all the downloads! Whether you're a new pledge or an old member who never knew you got all this free stuff, check out the links below!

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FOR ALL PATREONS:

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ART PACKS DOWNLOAD

SFOAS DOWNLOAD

2023-10-11 19:12:37 +0000 UTC View Post