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Stop it, Bro~ (39)

Title: Cursed (1)

{A/N: As I wrote chap 48, I realized I forgot all about Vivi's duck... sorry. It really just skipped my mind. I know I could say this is a complete AU and the duck is in Arabasta because I intended as such but that would be a lie. But since I forgot... now, the duck will be in Arabasta... as I intended...}

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"You look worse than usual," Reiju leaned down to peck Brody's lips after she commented on his state. Groaning, he shook his head as he saw everyo...

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Stop it, Bro~ (38)

Title: Sloppy Seconds (4)

"1 B-B-Billion?" Vivi stammered and looked at Nami with a shocked expression before shaking her head, "No, we can't pay that much!"

Nami gave the bluenette a sidelong glance while crossing her arms under her breasts and scoffed, "Aren't you a princess? If you can't even fork out at least a Billion... I wonder if it's worth protecting you, right Captain?"

The moment she spoke this, Nami regretted ever letting her captain steer the conversation as ...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 129

Title: The Redhead Perfection (1)

"Could you keep your hands to yourself?" A sharp voice berated Kai but... damn that voice! If he COULD keep his hands to himself, he would. Since he COULDN'T, he didn't. Letting out an exhausted sigh and keeping her giddiness to herself, not knowing that the monster constantly fondling her ass through the thin layer of her spats was privy to her emotions more than she realized it.

Adopting a more youthful hairstyle from her past and tying her th...

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Quest Maker: 343

Title: A Golden Dilemma

Others cheered for Yuehua with their cups raised high. Already a bit 'used' to such a situation and aware of the tension between Ja Sun and their loveable Phoenix, the morning's announcement didn't come as a surprise.

Even Ja Yin had nothing negative to think of it. Well, then again, her mind was preoccupied with the array she and Ja Sun had been working on. It was sensational, Ja Yin was sure of it. Once this array actually works... they could TRULY defy...

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Stop it, Bro~ (37)

Title: Sloppy Seconds (3)

Wednesday was quick to sit up once she felt the 'constraints' on her body lift. Brody was next to her the entire time and looked around curiously, trying to find the mysterious figure who could drag people away without any issues. At the moment, the trio was on the other side of the city that had a similar ravine from which they entered with a port situated not too far away.

Not even paying any attention to Wednesday as she was quick to rush away to whe...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 128

Title: Price of Alliance (4)

"Chunin Exams? That sounds dumb, right, Alpha? It should be merit and the ability to survive that gives us the position of Chunin and NOT some exam—" Before Tsume could spiral out, Kai pats her head and ruffle it just rough enough so that she lets out a cute groan instead of nonsense from her mouth and comments, "Relax, you're already a Chunin. No one's asking you to give a theoretical exam."

They did not escort Hiruzen back. Instead, Sakumo used t...

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Stop it, Bro~ (36)

Title: Sloppy Seconds (2)

"Just help her!" Igaram shouted as they traveled through the alleys and streets of Whiskey Peak.

"Just help me!" Even Miss. Wednesday shouted in equal parts fear and exasperation as, despite the speed with which she was forced away by an unknown individual, Brody just jogged right beside her with a grin, "No! I want to see who's doing this and how."

"There's a—" Wednesday began only for Brody to shout, "Alalalalala! I don't want to hear it and ...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 127

Title: Price of Alliance (3)

"Hahahaha, catch me if you can!" A brown-haired girl gave a toothy smile, revealing that she lacked her front two teeth as she ran away with another girl chasing after her. Sky rarely cleared near the border of the Land of Rain— more than the constantly raining country, at the very least. So, the villagers would take the chance to come out more under such pleasant circumstances.

And it was pleasant indeed.

[Earned 25 SP.]

For Kai, at ...

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Quest Maker: 342

Title: Phoenix's Cries of Pleasure (2)

Yuehua never imagined THIS type of clothing could exist but... she did ask for training and her 'tutor' made it clear that she MUST wear this...

Hugging her arms under her breasts as she gulps when she realizes how scandalous she looks out in the open in such an outfit, Yuehua had an urge to run away. But the more courageous side of her... the part that she built with pain, experience, and adventure over the years prevails. She didn't want ...

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Stop it, Bro~ (35)

Title: Sloppy Seconds (1)

A/N: I forgot to mention one thing. I am writing under the assumption that as each island is somewhere stated to be as large as a country (I don't remember where I read it) then the distance between them is going to be monstrous, too. Like... how the hell pirates cross islands after islands in a matter of days is not something I care enough to poke into. That's just how one piece is and it's honestly convenient in the canon. In the fanfic, the opposite is true...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 126

Title: The Price of Alliance (2)

For the last two weeks, all Kai decided to accomplish was practicing his fuinjutsu with senjutsu chakra. There was a notable increase in the quality of the seals but it never provided a new skill as the seals seemed to perfectly blend in with Senjutsu Chakra... and this was the only reason why Kai waited to practice the fuinjutsu before finally deciding to use staple skills like Hiraishin in his Sage Mode. What Kai found was the fact that aside from the...

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Quest Maker: 341

Title: Phoenix's Cries of Pleasure (1)

Ja Sun wanted one thing sorted out since he stepped on the boat. This was a priority. More than Yuehua and Erlong, or any other recent 'interests.'

As if two 'rivals' meeting on the turf they wanted for themselves, BOTH glared equally sharply. One was a god in mortal skin and the other was a mortal with equally godly ambitions.

""Damn it, she likes hitting me harder!""

Ja Sun and Feng Liu shot each other a scoff. Now there wer...

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Stop it, Bro~ (34)

Title: Valentine's Observation and Report (1)

Feeling more stressed than ever after her partner was uppercut straight through the sky with his status unknown, Valentine looked at the captain of this ship with equal parts fear and caution as he now sat in front of her and the remaining two agents with a fresh set of clothes.

"Alright, since you made it pretty much clear that your Boss will send men after us if we defy him, I'll just do that," Brody declared smugly, "That way we w...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 125

Title: The Price of Alliance (1)

Hiruzen unsealed the scroll in front of Team Sakumo to let them see the 'price' of their work and remove the last bits of naive innocence in them if it still remained even now. With the puff of smoke from the unfurled scroll as Kai felt all the other anbu hidden in the ceiling tense for a second, a decapitated head now decorated the Hokage's office.

The cut of the head's green hair about the same height as the head suggested that the individual h...

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Quest Maker: 340

Voyage Gains

A/N: I feel that it was a mistake to leave this fic alone for such a long time but then the other part of me feels it was the right decision else I may have discontinued it. Anyway, I'm back but due to my absence, my skills may have diminished and I hope to get comfortable around the cast I presented as I write.

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The start of the voyage was after a few days since Qian Xunji conquered the continent save for the King's Lair and this was itself after a few we...

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Stop it, Bro~ (33)

Title: The Ocean Giveth Fools (2)

"So? What is she doing here?" Alvida looked at the drenched lemon as Brody, already having changed his clothes in the hut, grinned, "Oye, tell her your abilities! Everyone, this woman is amazing! Go on!"

Feeling stifled while sitting on her knees as she was surrounded by several women, Miss. Valentine heaved a deep breath to recollect herself and then remarked quietly, "My kilo kilo no mi allows me to freely manipulate the weight of my body unti...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 124

Title: Moisturizing Dry Wounds

"So? Is everyone damp, moist, and lubed?" Sakumo inquired with a smile as the trio of his young teammates just froze due to how inappropriate the dignified Elite Shinobi sounded only for him to add, "Because our mission is cut dry for us!"

"Either Suna or Iwa," Kai shrugged as Tsume looked at him, "I call Suna!"

"Is this really even a bet?" Minato inquired as Sakumo sighed, "Of course, it's Suma. My station for the missions related to that V...

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Stop it, Bro~ (32)

Title: The Ocean Giveth Fools (1)

In the Great Age of Pirates, many have renowned themselves for their sheer craftsmanship as ships of various features, sizes, colors, and shapes would mark the Ocean, trying to lead their Captain to the end of it all! But this wasn't such a ship. It was barely 9 meters in length and only had one cabin. Its sail was purely black and its mast was unmarked.

Pedaling the ship were two individuals. One of them had '9' tattooed on both of his cheeks w...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 123

Title: Revolutionary (19)

Barely able to cover his excitement, Kai found himself at the peak of the tallest tree in the Shikkotsu Forest. He'd be leaving for another mission tomorrow since their break would come to an end but the last week's grind and research with Fukushu and the Cerberus had brought quite a bit of growth to Kai's understanding of Chakra. It wasn't enough to be considered anything new compared to the vast pool of knowledge he had already achieved but he did manage to ...

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Stop it, Bro~ (31)

Title: Anything for Training (3)

With her lips twitching and curving to a wry, apologetic smile, Reiju looked at the peeved women in front of them. Well, two weren't, but they decided to join the remaining three for the time being. With either bed sheets, pillow covers, and even their own torn clothes used to cover themselves up as their hut looked more like a sight out of a horror movie as the broken furniture, sights of dried blood, and strangely 'painted' walls conveyed nothing else...

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Stop it, Bro~ (30)

Title: Anything for Training (2)

With her nose deep into yet another fascinating book, Nami walked down the familiar flight of stairs without the fear of accidentally slipping. Even if she did, it's not like she was carrying something sharp that might hurt her.

'Heee, not only do different islands have different climates but they also affect the surrounding ocean. If two islands with conflicting climates are close by, they may even cause sea disasters regularly but it's almost ...

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Stop it, Bro~ (29)

Title: Anything for Training (1)

"It must be killing you, right," Reiju smiled with her gaze growing increasingly mischievous as she stood beside Brody while watching everyone train. Unlike Brody, after they recovered from their initial shock, the crew welcomed the expected six-month vacation period to increase their strength. While they lacked proper weights and tools for strength training, there were rocks of many sizes in Twin Capes that could be used to their advantage and this loc...

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Stop it, Bro~ (28)

Title: Enter— Grandline (2)

Everyone except Carmen, Brody, and Pinky had lost their excitement. Reverse Stream which is capable of destroying ships upon ships that meet on top of Reverse Mountain was turned into a picnic for the group. The current of the water was great and any large ship the size of Pinky wouldn't have been able to move except by following the stream down the only entrance to Grandline. But...

"Pinky! Look! A Blue-Finned Elephant Tuna! Eat it!" Carmen had an ...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 122

Title: Revolutionary (18)

Tsunade hadn't mastered Sage Mode in these two weeks. But it didn't matter to her that much. After all, the bet had been voided and both of them also came to realize how making their actual relationship goals a bet would do them more harm than good. While Kai's age still felt a bit of a complication in Tsunade's eyes, she soon realized that Nawaki would, at the very least, need a few years to grow into an experienced Shinobi and by that point, Kai's situation ...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 121

Title: Revolutionary (17)

Two weeks had flown by in a blink of an eye ever since Team Sakumo returned to Konoha. With their schedule settled, everyone made progress in their own way no matter how short said growth was. Of course, for Shinobi who had Shadow Clones, could bear the mental toll of its shared experience, and had enough chakra to spam it just enough every day... 'short' time was just something to be compensated for with more clones.

In fact, with his recent grind that...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 120

Title: Revolutionary (16)

"You've got to be kidding me. Trying to screw around with Jiraiya was already dangerous but you want to try and mess with Sensei?" Tsunade whispered as she met Orochimaru a bit early near the entrance to the Village Academy. Like yesterday, Orochimaru looked the 'same'— manly with slightly sunken cheeks and a slightly thicker pair of lips. Looking over at Tsunade, Orochimaru hummed, "Why not? I want to see if Kai's and Jiraiya's obliviousness to such an easy...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 119

Title: Revolutionary (15)

The next day, Kai didn't return to the Uzumaki seal chambers but to the Shikkotsu Forest itself. He figured that it would do him good to keep on absorbing nature energy and storing it within the Seal on his forehead would only do him good. Creating two clones that now had the task of reforming his other elemental jutsus into Senjutsu Variations, Kai himself began to think deeply about the elemental variants for the [Revolving Heaven] and even [Rasengun].
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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 118

Title: Revolutionary (14)

"Hmm... you're a clone, too?" Jiraiya sighed at the realization as Tsunade's clone look unbothered with her nose buried into the pile of paperwork alongside Nono finding out any mistakes she could find before the said papers could be set on Tsunade's desk for finalization. As the clone only nodded and Nono took the time to go out of the office and return with a tray in her hands with a glass of water, Jiraiya looked thoughtful and sat down, "I won't disturb yo...

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A Bit of Hitch-Up

Hey guys, haven't been able to write anything for the past three days and feel a serious lack of motivation. Again, I drink enough water so hydration isn't an issue (Any Plumber Fans here?) Hmm... I haven't slept... so maybe that's an issue? Anyway, even if I couldn't write a chapter, I did stare at the screen of my phone over the unwritten pages for hours at night and tried to well, write. Not a cry for help here but just notification on what's up cause I don't generally disappear for three ...

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Stop it, Bro~ (27)

Title: Enter— Grandline (1)

*Crash* *Crackle*

Undaunted by the extreme weather, Pinky swam in a light-hearted mood while chewing on yet another wild bird. Lightning continued to crackle without stop as Nami had pulled down the pole entirely lest they attract lightning in the sea. The heavy downpour and the dark clouds may have also hinted at a storm. But more than that, Nami had a look of concentration within their hut while everyone except Tashigi gathered around the table. View Post