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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 79

Title: Tough Love (1)

Kai returned briefly after enjoying the warm, pillowy hug of Tsunade's mind-boggling breasts. His cheeks were still a little toasty and warm.

Inside his bedroom, Kai came to find a rather wholesome sight of Konan being hugged by Kushina and spooned by Nono as the bluenette had nothing to worry about tonight and she slept happily. The trio drooled over the mattress somewhat but... oh, well. It's not like he had any chance to sleep tonight either way.
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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 78

Title: Five Responses to Truth

Hiruzen felt his throat throb in ache as if he hadn't been already healed by the sucker elbow. It had wholly signified how... weak and unprepared he has gotten over the years. He silently read the reports while every Jonin that had no impending duties including the masked Anbu members in the shadows waited for Hiruzen to speak up. This, of course, included quite a chipper Kai who easily acted concerned. Not everyone had a seat for themselves aside from th...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 77

Title: Rasen...

Kai was still feeling... surreal. One minute, he was hoping to get Kushina out of her clothes... to bathe her, of course. He DID have some responsibility towards her since he promised Mito and all that before she left this 'world' but... damn, Orochimaru efficiently and systematically ruined the mood with interesting facts about Juinjutsu and whatnot...

Again, Kai loved every moment of the knowledge, but also felt pissed that by the end of it, when the smiling Sa...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 76

Title: The Uchiha's Stunt and the Audacity of the Bandaged Cunt (4)

The sudden blanket of flames was too 'large' to simply dissipate in the air as fire 'spilled' around the infrastructure that suddenly popped into existence and it quickly pulled attention. By the time Tsunade and Kai reached the area of devastation, they found many children apprehended by a dozen of Anbu Shinobi with even more Jonins and Chunins surrounding the perimeter and giving the Anbu their needed distance.
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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 75

Title: The Uchiha's Stunt and the Audacity of the Bandaged Cunt (3)

Kyo Uchiha, once the hand-picked Kunoichi-turned-maid, now sat beside Yata. Though Mikoto's stepmother, none bore ill-will to another. Although Kyo may have never planned for this to happen, no woman would have stayed in this duty of 'cheering' the lord without any hopes. When Mikoto had caught them and actually berated the couple as to why they wouldn't just have another child instead of WHY her father would even be w...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 74

Title: The Uchiha's Stunt and the Audacity of the Bandaged Cunt (2)

Mosquitoes are common in Konoha. Blood-sucking sons of bitches that leave many with red, itchy, and swollen marks and not to mention the monstrosities that must be dealt with in the form of C and B-ranked missions that members of Aburame Clan tackle usually. Heck, a few of the giant blood-sucking monstrosities are even turned into the summons of the clan members.

One such mosquito that did not have a single hin...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 73

Title: The Uchiha's Stunt and the Audacity of the Bandaged Cunt (1)

The Senju Clan has a clan meeting every week that is now also participated by the 'Young Master' who had become a Chunin. Tsunade may be the Legendary Sucker before being the Legendary Sannin but she kept her promises. The moment Nawaki became a Chunin, she had the teenager enlisted to meetings and went out of her way to even let the youth get accustomed to its formalities and other clan members in a formal manner so t...

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Update

So, after reaching Thailand and almost a 15-hour bus trip from Bangkok to Phuket because I couldn't book a airport ticket with my travel document, I have gotten the process of my thai passport renewed started.

I have tried writing a few times but haven't been able to do anything remotely substantially. Only about 800 words or something for qm and 900 for poi while Filthy Gamer is having its backlog stored chapters updated daily.

Most of it is because I have to generally keep on...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 72

Title: The Alpha-Beta Junior

While last night had been a blast, Kai was now present with a few choices like a devil's call.

[Flying Thunder God Technique]
[Four Red Yang Formation]
[The Way of Chakra Weapons]
[Strength of a Hundred Seals]
[Shikkotsu Rock Egg Sage Art]

These were the final five legacy skills he had yet to master and each one of them would be a grave commitment ...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 71

Title: Grabbing Every Opportunity (2)

The street performance was... subpar. Maybe it was because they could see the wires connected to the prop or the plot that the princess must escape the hold of her fiance who was calm and gentle... but was not her first love and run into the arms of the poor servant that was thrown out of the palace. What self-respecting woman would justify that her father who wished for his daughter's well-being could be evil? Honestly, Mikoto regretted choosing t...

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International Menace

Call me a menace cause I was in India without the necessary documents and have to return to Thailand to reapply for my visa and passport. Anyway, I just arrived in Delhi and will have my flight in 3 hours. It's going to be a long trip so I will be able to write after a short delay. Again, it's hard being this dashing and so wanted~ (A/N: Fuck my life, I just wanna write and hopefully draw someday.)

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 70

Title: Grabbing Every Opportunity (1)

A/N: So I think I ate something bad yesterday and have been hurling it up today. Fuck Phak Bum, (Thai spinach dish, that I love, but the... effects after can sometimes be squeezy.) Anyway, today was the day to write Quest Maker but I couldn't and this chapter is basically a backlog I have started to keep just for emergencies like this. In fact, I did that because I know there are some who feel a little frustrated at the lack of chaps when they star...

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Paradise of Infinity: 215

Title: The Royal Return (3)

A/N: So I think I ate something bad yesterday and have been hurling it up today. Fuck Phak Bum, (Thai spinach dish, that I love, but the... effects after can sometimes be squeezy.) Anyway, today was the day to write Quest Maker but I couldn't and this chapter is basically a backlog I have started to keep just for emergencies like this. In fact, I did that because I know there are some who feel a little frustrated at the lack of chaps when they stare at notic...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 69

Title: One Step at a Time (3)

{A/N: Given the number of this chapter... I felt obligated to make the chap longer~ XD}

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Three years had passed since the conclusion of the war and Orochimaru wanted nothing more than to dive into the 'exciting' stuff since Danzo helped him make things look official. Oh, he was researching for Konoha, yes, but it was a rather simple topic that had made many researchers feel quite miffed. It was to research a new body modification jutsu. Un...

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Paradise of Infinity: 214

Title: The Royal Return (2)

Ty Lee may want to get drunk... to gather herself for something else since she would leave for Phoenix City tomorrow but others weren't so eager to get buzzed. Of course, Nik and others would leave with her since they had pretty much made up their minds to end Ozai's reign of tyranny. Well, that was the general consensus...

Nik was in it for the prize he would get from Ozai's head, maybe let Ursa feel a breath of relief, too. Although the woman had gr...

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Quest Maker: 334

Title: The God's and the Godly Reasoning (1)

Many, many thoughts rang within the minds of Di Tian and Snow who used their own means to travel. A sense of horror they'd never even felt while facing Ja Sun gripped their hearts and it hadn't been a second when Snow's feet seized up and her entire momentum was ripped 'out' from her as if she was nothing but a doll. On the other hand, not far from her, 'space' was ripped from around Di Tian as his golden eyes widened in surprise and shock w...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 68

Title: One Step at a Time (2)

"Ow..." Mikoto and Kushina groaned. Not far from them was an absolutely thrashed Tsume, Nawaki, and Minato. Beyond them, Nono and Konan spectated the duel as for Yahiko and Nagato? They were put into their place the moment they were spurred by the rewards Tsunade had to offer.

Only Nono, who had many things better to do than getting beat up by her genjutsu and kenjutsu training partner, and Konan, who was quick to rationalize that nothing was worth...

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Paradise of Infinity: 213

The: The Royal Return (1)

Ursa woke up with a huge smile. Oh, she knew she was utterly filthy, physically, that is. Her body was caked with dry sweat and her thighs felt sticky as Nik made sure that he wasn't just eager to handle his future stepchildren but the products of his own actions, too. Of course, Ursa fleetingly remembered Nik saying that Yue had some options so there was that. Her usual straight brown hair was now utterly disheveled while love marks peppered down from her nec...

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Quest Maker: 333

Title:A Fool of Blood; The Courage Under Heaven (2)

"Rraaaaghhhhh!" With another guttural growl, Xunji pounced at the blood-red silhouette whose chirps continued peacefully and calmly while the blood-red world itself began slowly losing its luster as the external figure surely absorbed the origin. Outside, the white silhouette had one of its arms dyed red as it continued. While there were a few who had the same idea as Ja Sun to peruse through hundreds of corpses... a terrifying intent...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 67

Title: One Step at a Time (1)

Kai's life... had grown a little monotone. It was good. An hour in the morning was used to complete any errand D-ranked Mission, much to the annoyance of the entire Team Tsunade including Tsunade herself since she felt that it was pointless. But would Kai give up on the touchdown of 2 SP daily?

Heck no! Screw all who say he's a freak! He's a man with goals and ambitions. He would need to take one step at a time on a path that consisted of hundreds i...

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Paradise of Infinity: 212

Title: Banging Will (3)

Despite opening up the slightest bit as she continued to kiss him, Ursa still felt a little hesitant. As the former queen, she had her 'talents' trained in the royal palace to be a perfect wife which ranged from flower arrangement to reading, writing, and even... how to be the most 'pleasant' for her groom. Yet, this was a sensation new to her. Having actually gotten into this stage with only two men in her life, Ursa couldn't help but start comparisons again bu...

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Quest Maker: 332

POLL RESULT: 1

Title: A Fool of Blood; The Courage Under Heaven (1)

Including everyone living near the coast of the Douluo Continent that could see this divine sight and every Titled Douluo present, the moment the Beacon of Blood-Red Light was responded to by the deep white fissures breaking into the reality of the sky and gently but surely devoured the nearby clouds, everyone felt dread wash over them. With the clouds getting sucked away, it was revealed that the pillar of ligh...

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Smutty Sokka: 1

Title: Kya

Do let me know what you think. I wanted to make my Sunday a bit more diverse by participating in short series. Smutty Sokka is intended to be lower than 20 chaps and if you want more the next Sunday, do let me know~ Man, I planned to save it but... when I write... I HAVE to publish, lol.

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A/N: This is heavy AU with tons of porn logic so leave your reasoning behind ye who enters~

All characters are six years older but the events will stay the same. It ...

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Reader's Schedule

Everyone knows by now for health related reasons and not to mentally overload myself, I tend to focus on one fanfic a day and am writing three of them. This schedule is working for me:

Monday: QM 2/3 chaps

Tuesday: FGN 2/3 chaps

Wednesday: POI 2/3 chaps

Thursday: QM 2/3 chaps

Friday: FGN 2/3 chaps

Saturday: POI  2/3 chaps

Sunday: Sweet Break


But I want to know how you would like the posting of these chapters since it's necessary ...

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Paradise of Infinity: 211

Title: If Spanking Doesn't Work... (2)

Nik groaned, rightly feeling defeated. It was evening by now and Ty Lee, after hours of 'fun' spars with him, Suki, Mai, June, Toph, and Katara, decided to leave for the day. Though the girl was exhausted, she was treated by Yue nonetheless, earning the white-haired moon princess a massive hug and a pressing kiss on her cheek by the playful Ty Lee. Aside from bringing Aang in and letting him explore the village, Nik had one other thing to do as 't...

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Paradise of Infinity: 210

Title: If Spanking Doesn't Work... (1)

Azula and Ursa got into a staring contest the moment they got a room of their own. Having lived in the mansion for years before it was rightfully liberated from Lao Beifong's hand by her current and 'Supreme' Nut Cracking Messiah, Poppy happened to know every inch of this construct. Although the village not far from their mansion was thriving, Poppy was sensible enough to restrict her friend's exploration to the mansion itself but no matter how lu...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 66

Title: Conclusion of War

The War Council was in utter silence, unlike the event where the utter decimation of Tri-allied Forces into the Uzushiogakure was announced by the Uzushiokage— Ruuji Uzumaki. And many schemes were brought to light in that very second.

Konoha was cornered not only by other shinobi villages but also by the daimyos which gave Kumo, Iwa, and Kiri enough time to prepare and move their forces. Iwa brought the men, Kiri funded the invasion with enough men an...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 65

Title: Isolation

While Kai and others after knowing that he would be in the village for a good amount of time had started their training, Tsunade herself was forced into a dilemma.

"No."

Tsunade's utter, blatant rejection froze Orochimaru's smirk.

Once he returned from the war zone, and after being made painfully about his mortality, Orochimaru was highly motivated to solve problems that would stop him from achieving his dreams. It has been a week and aside from a ...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 64

Title: Bachelor Pad

Kai slowly opened his eyes as he felt comfort coursing through his veins and excitement throbbing through another part of his body as a proud smile developed over his face. Oh, he didn't care about Kushina sleeping beside him or Nono sitting not far from the futon and staring at his pecker. Ever since he got his first erection... it was like a chain reaction every day. Of course, part of the reason was that despite his age, his physical growth was heightened a great...

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Quest Maker: 331

Title: The Blood's Call

Many figures rushed towards the west of the Douluo continent including a few spirit beasts adept at masking their identities while the surface of the ocean was boiling. Closer to the Beacon of Blood than many, Di Tian noticed not only the sky gradually turning blood red but also the surrounding region of the ocean itself turning bloody in color... and viscosity.

'Poison... and quite a troublesome one at that,' Di Tian noticed thick miasma blood red in co...

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