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One for the Road and One for Tobe Hooper

In this Derry Private Library exclusive episode from September 2017, the Losers pay homage to the late Tobe Hooper, head over to Hollywood King, and unpack the latest Bag of Bones. That's not all! They also speak to filmmaker Joshua Brucker, who had been trying to adapt "One for the Road".

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Here's our July 2020 calendar!

And rest assured, we have some more archival episodes to drop.

--Sweet Treats include Favorite/Worst Characters in King's Dominion and our new feature The Crate, which finds the Losers reviewing a Patron-submitted movie. 

--The Why We Cover King panel is slated to feature a number of exciting guests.

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Would The Dark Tower Work Better Animated?

In this Derry Private Library exclusive episode from July 2017, Losers Justin Gerber, McKenzie Gerber, and Michael Roffman share some Needful Tweets, visit Hollywood King, and empty a Bag of Bones. A few highlights include bits about Amazon's Alexa, Jack Nicholson as Pennywise, and Todd MacFarlane's Spawn.

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Needful Tweets on the Outskirts of Castle Rock

In this Derry Private Library exclusive episode from June 2018, Losers McKenzie Gerber, Randall Colburn, and Michael Roffman preview Greetings From Castle Rock, tease Hulu's Castle Rock, share some Needful Tweets, and visit Hollywood King. It's an oldie, but a goodie.

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Lobstrosities CVD Edition: Starship Troopers 3 - Marauder

The latest installment of Lobstrosities, a Patreon-only segment of The Losers' Club that journeys into the barren wastelands of Stephen King movies and sequels, takes a break from King's Dominion and embraces the chiseled abs of Casper Van Dien. Yes, in our inaugural CVB edition of Lobstrosities, we're taking out the bugs in 2008's Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Chapters include: Intro, Shit: A Concordance (21:00), The Ka-Ka-tet (37:00), Beam Breakers (55:...

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Stephen King Edition

In this Patreon-exclusive Sweet Treat episode, requested by Samantha Bishop Simmons, Losers Mike Roffman, McKenzie Gerber, Dan Pfleegor, and Jenn Adams play a round of Fuck, Marry, Kill (FMK) in King's Dominion. Rest assured, things get lewd ... and fast. A few spoilers also slip here and there, so consider this your fair warning.

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Give us some FMK scenarios...

Constant Listeners, we're going to be playing Fuck Marry Kill with your favorite Stephen King characters tomorrow. Give us your choice scenarios and we'll get 'em on the pod!

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What reunions would you want to see?

If we were to try and make a reunion happen ... what would you want to see?

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The Pennywise and Stranger Things 2 "Connection"

In this Derry Private Library exclusive episode from November 2017, the Losers head to Hawkins, Indiana, where there's apparently a former resident of our Master of Horror's home state. Um, you might have heard of it? A little place called Maine? Let's just say, those Duffers aren't clowning around. Or are they? Yes, McKenzie Gerber, Mel Kassel, and Justin Gerber are talking about Stranger Things 2 and its unlikely connection with It. Before that, though, they get into the l...

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Here's our June 2020 calendar!

And rest assured, we have some announcements and some archival episodes to drop.

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Escape From Chicago's Room 237

In this Derry Private Library exclusive episode from January 2018, Losers McKenzie Gerber, Randall Colburn, Justin Gerber, and Michael Roffman share their thoughts on The Shining-themed pop-up bar, Room 237, which took over Chicago's The Rookery that same month. They even toss out some ideas for more King pop-ups. 


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The Soul's Midnight: On Cursed Pop Culture

With The Soul’s Midnight, a Patreon exclusive series, the Losers put down Stephen King for a moment and talk about some real-life spooky tales. This time around, they're discussing the ways pop cultured become cursed and stay with us forever...

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The Year in Horror 2017

In this Derry Private Library exclusive episode, Losers McKenzie Gerber, Michael Roffman, and Randall Colburn slap on some leather and listen to a bunch of metal songs inspired by King. Then they dream up their own concept albums based on The Dark Tower.

Towards the end, the three reflect on the best King adaptations of 2017, in addition to all the horror that came out that year on the silver screen, the boob tube, and in your local library. It's an oldie of ours that's been lo...

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Game Night with The Shining?

I bought this game before lockdown. Now, I can’t play because it requires three players minimum. Did anyone else also buy this? And, do we think it’s possible to try over Zoom together? If not, and you did get to play, tell us what you thought below. Dying to play this already! ~Mike

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What should be our next live-watch?

We're looking to book our next live-watch on Twitch this month. We want YOUR input!

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Happy Kingmas 2017

In this Derry Private Library exclusive episode, Losers McKenzie Gerber, Mel Kassel, Justin Gerber, and Randall Colburn suit up in red and head out on their sleigh for their first annual Kingmas. Along the way, they pick up Hugh Laurie, talk Christine porn, and unpack a big ol' Bag of Bones. So, grab that expired jug of eggnog and revisit this holiday classic that's finally been unlocked from the vault.

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Make your Stand: Where would you go?

We must know -- three chapters in -- where would you go in the world of Stephen King's The Stand?

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Join Us in Derry!

Starting at 8 p.m. EST / 5 p.m. PST, we're going to be live streaming via Consequence of Sound's Twitch channel. Join us and maybe, just maybe, we'll handpick one of you to hop on the stream. Let us know if you'd be interested in the comments below.

For more information click here.

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Twin Peaks Turns 30: Damn Good Show

For our first Patreon-exclusive minisode, Randall Colburn and Michael Roffman return to Twin Peaks to celebrate the show's 30th anniversary. Together, they discuss their favorite characters, the three elements of the show they've carried with them all these years, and what we might expect from the series in the future. It's a little left of the dial from our traditional programming in King's Dominion, but we felt there were enough Peaks fans out there to warrant a short discussion. (Sidebar: ...

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The Soul's Midnight: On Urban Legends and Misinformation

With The Soul’s Midnight, a Patreon exclusive series, the Losers put down Stephen King for a moment and talk about some real-life spooky tales. This time around, they're discussing urban legends, modern myths, and how it all connects to our age of misinformation. 

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Firestarters: The Stand's Overrated and Other Hot Takes

In this Derry Private Library exclusive, The Losers leave The Shop and come face to face with some scorching Stephen King hot takes from their testy Constant Listeners. The debates are fast and furious, ranging from mild to medium to hot. And here we thought Charlie McGee was scary enough.

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The Soul’s Midnight: On Aliens and Government Conspiracies

With The Soul’s Midnight, a Patreon exclusive series, the Losers put down Stephen King for a moment and talk about some real-life spooky tales. This time around, they're looking to the stars and wanting to believe there's life beyond the skies.

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The Soul’s Midnight: On Ghosts and Sleep Paralysis

With The Soul’s Midnight, a Patreon exclusive series, the Losers put down Stephen King for a moment and talk about some real-life spooky tales. Chapters include: Intro, Do You Believe in Ghosts? (3:00), G-G-G-Ghost Stories (24:20), Sleep Paralysis and Night Terrors (1:12:15), Tales From Our Constant Listeners (1:22:10), and Outro (1:47:10).

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Lobstrosities: Creepshow 3

The latest installment of Lobstrosities, a segment of The Losers' Club that journeys into the barren wastelands of Stephen King movies and sequels, cracks open the wrinkled, torn-up pages of Creepshow 3. It's a sequel that, quite frankly, breaks the Losers. Fortunately, they're with special guests: The New Flesh Podcast's Brett Arnold and Daily Grindhouse's Mike Vanderbilt. 

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Lobstrosities: Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

The latest installment of Lobstrosities, a Patreon-only segment of The Losers' Club that journeys into the barren wastelands of Stephen King movies and sequels, steps back into the rows of corn in 1995's Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest.

Chapters include: Intro, Shit: A Concordance (11:00), The Ka-Ka-tet (11:30), Beam Breakers (54:00), Cry Your Pardon (59:30), You Have Not Forgotten the Face of Your Father (1:08:40), The Final Sacrifice (1:15:00), a...

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Lobstrosities: The Lawnmower Man

The latest installment of Lobstrosities, a Patreon-only segment of The Losers' Club that journeys into the barren wastelands of Stephen King movies and sequels, steps into the virtual reality madness of 1992's The Lawnmower Man.

Chapters include: Intro, Shit: A Concordance (5:25), The Ka-Ka-tet (27:25), Beam Breakers (40:30), Cry Your Pardon (50:30), You Have Not Forgotten the Face of Your Father (1:00:00), The Final Sacrifice (1:09:00), and Outro (1:12:40)

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Lobstrosities: Sometimes They Come Back... Again

The latest installment of Lobstrosities, a Patreon-only segment of The Losers' Club that journeys into the barren wastelands of Stephen King movie sequels, brings back those demonic greasers for Andy Grossman's 1996 snoozefest, Sometimes They Come Back... Again.

Chapters include: Intro, Shit: A Concordance (4:30), The Ka-Ka-tet (9:40), Beam Breakers (28:00), Cry Your Pardon (41:00), You Have Not Forgotten the Face of Your Father (56:30), The Fi...

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Lobstrosities: Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice

Welcome to the inaugural installment of Lobstrosities, a Patreon-only segment of The Losers' Club that journeys into the barren wastelands of Stephen King movie sequels. First up is a return to Gatlin, Nebraska, where those crazy kids are back to no good in David Price's 1992 theatrical flop, Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice.

Chapters include: Intro, Shit: A Concordance (6:29), The Ka-Ka-tet (15:00), Beam Breakers (...

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