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Lavish Life

Being part of the society has a variety of benefits. One of those is unrestricted access to constant indulgence, and not one of their members knows it better than Oscar. The tiger wakes up just like any other day, ready to mindlessly indulge himself...

Reminder that the stories are now hosted over in my Discord! It should've let you joined automatically. If you haven't gotten the invite/Don't use Discord, send me a DM so I can send you the story or fix the issue at hand

The artist...

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Captain Clone

Pete can't believe that his perfect plan is falling apart. No one believes that the amazing Captain Justice and the dastardly Captain Dark are two different persons! Feeling the heat, Pete knows that he has to do something immediately to salvage his image. The best answer to his predicament? Getting a body double to play the part of Captain Dark...

Reminder that the stories are now hosted over in my Discord! It should've let you joined automatically. If you haven't gotten the invite/Don...

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Bear Club (Grizz Hypnosis)

A club meant SPECIFICALLY for bears?! Grizz can barely believe it. He immediately goes to visit the night it opens, ready to meet a whole bunch of people. There's a certain old man that especially has some interest in him... what a friendly guy!

Reminder that the stories are now hosted over in my Discord! It should've let you joined automatically. If you haven't gotten the invite/Don't use Discord, don't worry! I'll send you a DM including a google drive folder that has all the released...

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February Raffle Winner:

I wanna congratulate my friend Milomesmer for being this month's winner! Stay tuned for April's $8 tier raffle!

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Apologies for the message flood!

Patreon servers locked up and it wasn't sending any messages... at least that's what it told me. In truth it queued up ALL the drafts I made from the posts and it just didn't send them out until the last second at the next time! Again, VERY SORRY. 

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Old-Time Beer

Conker invites Banjo to a bar to celebrate their shared 27th Birthday (Apparently, everyone else form their racing games were all too good to come share some time with their old friends. No matter. Conker doesn't mind). 

For reasons that are totally not related to  bitterness, Conker slips something into Banjo's drink, desiring to fulfill a fantasy he has had for a long time...

Reminder that the stories AND illustrations are now hosted over in my Discord! It should've le...

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Cyber's Valentines Platter (FILLED)

Welcome to all who are either single, dating, or an unnamed third category that mere mortals like me cannot understand!

If you're familiar with my coupon system, you probably already get the gist of it. If not, listen up!"

You'll be given a list of couples hand-picked by yours truly! Then, you will be given four available prompts. You'll be able to mix and match which couples you want to undergo one of the four possible fates offered! You will be able to give suggestions/requests/...

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Question Question Question!

I'm really sorry through quite the tempestuous days. The leaks have upset me greatly and scrambling for workarounds. I tried Discord, but I don't quite trust the bot to perfection. A new answer I have settled with is sending a google drive link to the story through DMs. What is the consensus?

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Reminder... yet again!

Stories are on discord. If you're not in there/Don't have a discord, DM me to see how you can access the stories

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Lagomorph Freak Show

Freelancer Investigator Carlos is sure that something is going on in the city. Office workers are disappearing left and right and no one knows why. Not just that, but no one is doing anything about it. Breaking into one of the buildings, he finds some evidence that can help him find out what exactly is going on, but it's only executable through a VR headset. Without any other options, he puts it on...

Reminder that the stories are now hosted over in my Discord! It should've let you join...

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REMINDER!!!!

Because of leaks I'm hosting the most recent story on Patreon. PLEASE if you're not in the discord server contact me. If you don't want to join the server please contact me so I can give you a link to the story instead.

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Doll Stuffing

Dr. Starline's super computer has finally finished its final task; reconstructing its former owner with a bio-mechanical body. Now that the doctor is back, he sets out to incapacitate all his enemies, starting with the brains...

I wanna thank Airamy in FA for the inspiration of the story as well as the render and design on the thumbnail!

Reminder that the stories are now hosted over in my Discord! It should've let you joined automatically. If you haven't gotten the invite/Don't us...

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UPDATE TO STORY POSTING (DISCORD POSTING)

So, it appears that my posts are being leaked by pirates. I'm nothing but a petty, PETTY little bitch, so I decided to move all my content to the Discord! You'll automatically join if you have a discord account. If you don't have a Discord/Don't wish to have your account, you have to send me a private DM through the community tag so I can send you the story privately. Take in mind that if you send it through the mobile-only group chat, I probably won't be able to see it.

The announcemen...

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Smoking Break

Legosi finds himself tied up inside of the Shishigumi manor. Inside, Louis and all of his lions stand in front of him with cigars in hand. Before he can even ask what they're planning on doing with him, he's forced to inhale the smoke and understand what it feels to be a lion...

By the way, don't forget to comment on the February event!

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February Patreon Event: Coupon Selection

Since we already decided the May discount catalog, we might as well decide the other months as well! How does deciding what stories will be filling the catalog over the next few months sound? You can both suggest just a character OR a character and a prompt to go alongside! As well, you can suggest multiple characters. I'll pick the ones that most strike my fancy! (My main interests are 2000s media, Modern animated series and movies, indie internet series, and videog...

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Banjo's Carnival

Just like always, Gruntilda is making a mess out of the world. Even worse, Kazooie is adamant that she won't leave her cruise, which means that it's all up to Banjo now. The first world in Grunty's lineup is a carnival. Brave as always, Banjo ventures forward...

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Swelling Pride

Rumors about a supposed elixir of life are abound, and Pete intends to be the first one to get his hands on it. Cornering the scientist that claims to have found it, he demands it to be given to him, but mixed with beer for the ultimate combination of power and flavor. Little does he know that the elixir has some... unintended side effects when mixed with alcohol.

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2024 Coupon Catalog

This is just to be the pinned post so you can see the state of the whole catalog:

HYPNOSIS (AVAILABLE)
-Cinderace (TAKEN)
-Louis
-Beerus/Champa (TAKEN)
-Slippy
WEIGHT GAIN (AVAILABLE)
-Ben Bigger (TAKEN)
-Beast (TAKEN)
-Mammon and Fizz (TAKEN)
-Sidon (TAKEN)
TRANSFORMATION (AVAILABLE)
-Revali (TAKEN)
-Umbreon to Sylveon
-Gregg (TAKEN)
-Tadano
Multiple K...

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Patreon community event: Corrinquest

I've been wanting to do something like this with my followers and I think it'd be lovely to do more fun stuff! Corrinquest, in a nutshell, is a playthrough of Fire Emblem fates but all the units are submitted by fans and made using the unit maker. Even if you don't know anything about Fire Emblem, the actual process is very simple!

-List a class that seems like it'd fit you: https...

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Helluva Butler

The last thing Moxxie remembers was fighting with Striker after the cowboy crashed their date together. Next thing he knew, he was tied down to a strange contraption inside the mine that Striker used as a base. Now bound and completely alone, he's expecting to be tortured and killed by the vengeful imp. Instead, Striker only tells him to look at him and those yellow, spiraling eyes of his...

And I want to thank my friend @Steven_In_Stone for the art!

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Update on Patreon stories

As you might've known, I had to spend a lot of money in the holidays, which was why I put a pause on the ongoing projects I had (Color wheel, Beastars Biohazard, Monthly Polls, and Raffle stories)

The raffles have been completed for the moment and I'm currently 2k words deep into the Jack chapter of Beastars Biohazard. From there, I'll do the Falco story that was decided on November and finally will try to knock one color wheel slot monthly. 

Following that, would you like to...

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Advanced WG Coupons Sale

The full catalogue for the February coupons won't be available until around in February, but Patrons like you can get them earlier on top of the usual discounted rate of $13,5 per 1k!

Update: Sidon Taken!

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Gym Goat

The first step in getting one's life in control is a routine. That's what his friend Rudy tried telling him when he offered him a gym membership in order to lose some winter weight. He finds that the recently opened gym in town has a thriving community. Not only are they all incredibly devoted to their regime, but they're also VERY interested in integrating him into it...

I wanna thank Hyenaface (@Hyenaface_Art) for letting me use their art for the thumbnail!

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Discount Rotation #2

Based on the suggestions by my followers, here are some hypno discounts while the entire catalog is revealed and finally available to everyone! From the 23rd to 25th, I'll take TWO of these!   If interested, DM me!

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Goetia Marmalade (Stolas WG)

After finding a strange series of pictures in Blitz's phone, Stolas decides that he'll do anything it takes to gain the imp's favor, even if it means ruining his body. As I.M.P. take for Gluttony for an extensive hit job, Stolas uses that time away from Blitz to soften up his body as much as he can...

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Advanced Hypno Coupons Sale

The full catalogue for the February coupons won't be available until around in February, but Patrons like you can get them earlier on top of the usual discounted rate of $13,5 per 1k!

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Coupons are taken!

DING DING DING! Two of these have been taken. Thank you to those who claimed them or shared the post around. Boosting posts let me keep telling stories for all of you to read and for me to, uh, live!

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Rito Blademaster

Something tight wrapped around his body.  Torches dimly lit against a wall. His limbs sprawled out and bound. Where is he? How did he get here? Why was he kidnapped? As an alluring mask reaches his face, Kass starts to get an idea of what's going on,  but by then, it's far too late for the bard... but at least he'll make for an excellent Blademaster.

Today's a double art story! First illustration was made by @PriceHeartART on Twitter, while the second set of sprite art was mad...

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Reminder on the January event!

Go leave your suggestions in the comments!

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Did you enjoy the coupon system?

And did you feel like it rewarded you for being a patron?

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