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Tumbling Trance (ESPRESSO)
To think that someone of his status would be forced to work under such brutes. How asinine! Even worse, they keep messing with things they do not understand...
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2025-10-24 00:35:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Lagomorph Lethargy (ESPRESSO)
Askr's spring festival is now in full swing, and just as Alfonse is ready to scuttle back to the castle amid the commotion and bustle, he's approached by a trickster and her treat...
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2025-10-20 15:22:32 +0000 UTC View PostCY'S HALLOWEEN TF EXTRAVAGANZA (YCH)
I've been planning this YCH for months, so I'm very excited to share this! If you want to include yourself, your OC, or any of your favorite characters in this carousel of different TF scenarios, feel free to do so! I'll be taking slots until further notice. If you have any questions, know anyone that could be interested, or just want to help me, make sure to share this! As well, Patrons get a special discount ;D
2025-10-18 03:54:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Buy Him Flowers (ESPRESSO)
Upon his arrival back at his village, he was both horrified and intrigued when he saw that his home had been affected by the plethora of Upheaval-induced weather phenomena across Hyrule.
It was one thing to hear tales of all the strange happenings spreading across the land, but living through the intense snowstorm was another thing. It was harrowing to think that their village could be on the verge of a famine thanks to the weather, yet at the same time, he was living throu...
2025-10-17 00:30:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Love and Truancy (ESPRESSO)
A sudden package of Pokemon Candy causes Birch to experience some unexpected... changes.
This story was done with the help of my friend Daniil Dankovsky!
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2025-10-14 03:12:41 +0000 UTC View PostCanine Commander (FRAPPE)
An attack on the SPD is routine for Anubis Kruger, but he makes the mistake of underestimating his opponent, for Broodwing has a trick up his sleeve...
This was done with the help of my friend MoonW!
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2025-10-12 04:45:13 +0000 UTC View PostSinful Paradise (ESPRESSO)
Paradise: the HQ of Those Who Wait. It was a beautiful, peaceful place. Secluded and sequestered away from prying eyes, followers of the lamb’s teaching happily repeated the Sisyphean cycle of their tasks—be it praying at their holy leader’s grand statue, tending to the farm plots, mending clothes, or, as of most recently, preparing meals.
All of them indulged in their commanded tasks… except for one.
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2025-10-11 02:13:43 +0000 UTC View PostExtraction Procedure (FRAPPE)
Suspended. Bound. Helpless.
Those are the words that a ninja should never be described as. Unfortunately for him, it seems that even a world-class warrior such as himself can be ambushed and knocked out...
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2025-10-09 00:24:52 +0000 UTC View PostHazy Hazing (ESPRESSO)
As he floated adrift through space, surrounded by debris, there was a sole thought occupying his mind: I should’ve really listened to my advisors…
Then again, the plumber cheated; like he always did.
Now, all he could do was wait for one of his loyal subjects to get in a spare Clown Car and pick him up. And just as he spoke of the devil, the intense lights that must’ve been from the Clown Car’s searchlights bathed him in ligh...
2025-10-07 02:19:11 +0000 UTC View PostStrong Style (FRAPPE)
Just after the Kahuna Battle finishes, Hala tries to rest... but of course, something always comes up, doesn't it?
This was written with the help of my friend Steven_In_Stone!
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2025-10-05 23:37:30 +0000 UTC View PostLard Drive (ESPRESSO)
A sudden change in Slippy stirs something inside Falco... something devious.
This was written with the help of my friend Daniil
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2025-10-04 03:13:49 +0000 UTC View PostSweet Dreemurrs - Part 1 (FRAPPE)
Growing up is a real tough job. The call of nostalgia is a dangerous one, and at our lowest, it can bear a siren's allure
This was the poll result of the april poll!
This was done with the help of my friend Daniil
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Plenty Pandemonium (ESPRESSO)
The once-great warrior Tai Lung endured his eternal exile in the spirit realm—nursing his hatred, feeding the flames of his bitterness as he lingered at the edge of the realm between life and death.
But then, something shifted.
This was the result of the February Patreon Poll! It was done with the assistance of my friend Daniil!
(Art on the thumbnail done by BasicBiscuit)
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Swim Free (FRAPPE)
The gods often have mysterious ways of working; this not only applies to their minds, but their bodies as well. When some kind of chemical reaction causes the Slurp in Poseidon's body to suddenly start coating the island, there is no telling what will happen...
(Art on the thumbnail by Tiburalgo)
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Engagement Eros (ESPRESSO)
The honeymoon phase was something fleeting—like a raging fire bound to die down with time. The fact that it was bound to end was something everyone took as a fact of life; just as how sex made the brain’s gears turn and how love made the heart flutter.
Of course, the ephemeral nature only applied to those of mortal descent—those who were not blessed with, paradoxically as it may sound, sin.
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Forum Calls (FRAPPE)
He was fine. Carl had to be fine. He was probably busy finally experiencing what having a social life felt like for the first life. That fat fuck had never had any friends that he didn’t when he was still in bed-wetting age.
That’s why he wasn’t answering his calls.
That was it...
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Sunbaked Tins (Espresso)
Benjamin Clawhauser was never the fittest person, but even then, rumors had begun to move about how deeply he had let himself go, and while working from home as a secretary with the salary of a policeman was nice, no amount of exceptions or pleading would be enough for the cheetah to skip out on the mandatory bi-yearly fitness test…
And that's all thanks to Gideon Gray
This is a sequel to my story, Heart-Shaped pies! You can find it here: 2025-09-23 00:46:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Cutscene Trigger - Part 3 (FRAPPE)
Ronaldo always longed for someone who could match his genius, but perhaps what he truly needed was someone who didn't have much going on up in their head...
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Leather Crown (ESPRESSO)
A random shopping trip in one of Ozzie's shops, Stolas ends up finding something that gives him a new perspective...
This was the raffle prize for the bi-monthly raffle!
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Hydra Hunger (FRAPPE)
A seemingly harmless gift can have disastrous consequences in Gluttony, but at least the ruler seems to be enjoying all the chaos it brings...
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Cutscene Trigger - Part 2 (Frappe)
Ronaldo always longed for someone who could match his genius, but perhaps what he truly needed was someone who didn't have much going on up in their head...
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Lamb Chops - Part 6 (ESPRESSO)
When does something become something beyond a simple pique of interest?
Is there even a particular point that can be pinpointed?
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Rising Yield (FRAPPE)
Magic does not leave a Goetia's mind so easily. Even when stripped of his power, Stolas still has some power within him. Blitz is working so hard; shouldn't he work hard as well?
(Stolas art on the thumbnail drawn by user 525252 on FA)
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Leather Fox (ESPRESSO)
For the past few days, he had been kicking himself for not accompanying the bear to that club. In his worry-grief stupor, he was sure something terrible had happened to Angus. How could he have been so foolish? Angus wasn’t a club person. He was so stupid; a horrible, useless boyfriend.
Disappearances in Bright Harbor weren’t like in Possum Springs—where even a runaway teenager would get the entire town up on a stir. Instead, disappearances in a place like Bright Harbor were like ...
2025-09-12 22:28:20 +0000 UTC View PostRambley's Rounded Railway (ESPRESSO)
When he receives a gift for his birthday that automates his living, Rambley ends up going a little bit overboard...
This story was done with the assistance of my friend Daniil!