vandoo

mei from wario land 4

'van this was the original version wasnt it' youre on thin ice, detective!

mei from cookin mama

i had this pic adrift the aether for a thick two years and every time i saw it in the folder i wondered why the dink i hadnt done anything with it! it might as well be new! but i will tag it with integrity because i can see my every move

so now i have! freshly rescued from photoshop files, touched up for your seeing!

(theres an alt in bloomph. i mostly say this as a formality, its probably already an unspoken rule of van meis)

gallery organization!

it just occurred to me that i can let people sort posts on here via tags! i havent gotten to do that since tumblr existed! those were the days....

im gonna start sticking some common tags onto art and important posts so you guys can better seek out your tastes as this gallery grows! it should work lol

a year's supply of bimbo juice

where did it all go?!

skullmaster's Tira is looking a little full and touchy, probably not related.......

(full disclosure, ive owed this patreon commission for a year -- it's one of the last ones i took before things got rough for a while! it was an immense pleasure to finally work on, since ive been able to fix my vibes up at last!! and a big shoutout to their patience and understanding <3)

suggestion box: the plan!?

first off: woah?!!? thank you guys so much for joining up as i return to form and aim higher! youre all makin the best month even better 💙💙

i dont write enough patreon posts to keep people apprised of my schemes, so heres one: im planning on sticking a suggestions option to one of the higher existing tiers (to begin with)! the intent is to let people express their ideas, with any amount of specificity, and help me figure out what to draw when the urge hits! i cant guarantee every ...

you werent really expecting her to be able to hold it all in

days since last 'mei became a helpless full-to-bursting whoopee cushion' incident: 0

enjoy a stack of alts! i might make more in the future because i have no self control in these things

how does she even get herself into these situations

days since last 'mei became a helpless balloon' incident: 0

samus can quit any time she wants

now phazon free! still apparently highly addictive but what can you do

(dont tell anyone you saw her do it)

mei from team fortress two

sketch/wip! once i work on this one more there are definitely gonna be alts in bloomph tier (:<

samus!

wip/sketch! in which samus has an addiction

the black mage rotation is a bit bloated

thats a xiv joke!

so anyway what if Professional Big Tiddy Goth Mama Lulu ate way too much :)

in which Thompson has a snack

a girl's allowed to eat! even if it does leave her a bit bloated. you're staring!

(there's an alt up in Bloomph >:) )

she qualifies as a love seat

love that seat

warmup doodle from a while back!

in which Thompson perfects the art of courtship

professional hot teacher Claire Thompson having a normal one

now that this tier is much more for sharing my indulgence, you are absolutely going to see the especially frisky writing I slap onto layers from time to time! shame is perished >:)

Angel Food Cake - Calimat

Boss is blowing up at work! Here's the second half of my contribution to the Inflated Egos zine this past March! It was all I could do to appropriately keep these a secret long enough! And you better believe this one also comes with a bit of off-the-cuff writing on my part!

It's like she swallowed a roiling cauldron. Arch-Accountant Calimat fans herself as she takes stock of what's happening to her. In the moment, she was enchanted by its light flavors, but as her st...

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Angel Food Cake - Nefas

Happy October! It's my pleasure to share one of two pics I did for the Inflated Egos zine this past March! I'd give you the skinny but I could also give you the kinky blurb I wrote for it so WE'RE DOING THAT

<cw: a vicious demon, and a bit of her gas>

Typically, the trudge back from the break room to her desk is a trial in its own right, but today, Nefas in accounting is facing pressure not only from the judging glances of her peers, but from within. She ...

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historical demonic inscriptions

art dump! i made a bunch of these a few years back! i will leave interpretation up to the archaeological experts

i mei be obsessed

keeping with the trend from That One Rosalina Pic, You Know The One I Mean, i made myself a lil treat >B) you even get my hammy self indulgent dialog because keeping secrets is for cowards

mei overwatch eats way too much and it is all because of you!

the quickest way to a succubus' heart

is her stomach, obviously! bava encounters a Powerful Demon and pumps her full of goo til she can barely contain it

a little something for myself c:<

to put the Pop in Popular

dating must work a little differently out in deep space! turns out date night with rosalina & samus mostly shakes out to both of them chugging a ton of soda & burping into you until you're a helpless blimp full of their gas, as Vanilla is discovering c:

fox a round and find out

every time i think im comin back into the groove, im a little more right! this is a patcomm of Senko from what i understand is Senko, the Always-Helpful Fox, but shes a milfy ball of glorp and it is TIME TO CUDDLE

well!! what are you waiting for!!

lets feel out some preferences!

what sort of stuff matters a lot to you in bloaty art! pick as many as you want! if i lock this poll it wont be for a while!

thomps

van can have little an overstuffed ballooning thompson. as a treat

the stuffing is the best part

this one was a public spur of the moment pic, but hey! i should catalog everything here, too! so this one goes to any patron, and i think i'll do that with a lot of the stuff i don't think i should put behind Gurgly Access. here's rangiku! from bleach! i watched some of it once! and i know she's good! especially when stuffed full ;0c

mod that makes you explode, but its contagious

[is fatally stabbed by one i trusted most] A2, bloaty...

commission! this rough n tumble but very unlucky android will tell you what's going on here!

from now on im horny

nyup

its been a trip tryna stay properly motivated with all the weirdness continuing to unfurl in the world, so i needed a treat!

i had an old sketch i did up and decided Maybe It Can Go Here despite it just being reckless self indulgence! i probably wont make a habit of sharing stuff this overt on patreon but i'll try anything once :p

maybe i'll do the thing with different versions in the future? rude versions vs polite versions, etc. i know not everyone's into the deflatio...

this is why we cant have nice things bava

remember two centuries ago when i competently kept polls in rotation? office wear came up as something for one of those!! madness finally struck true and i have delivered while also making a treat for myself because that really do be how this year is going

thompson lives a very exciting life with a certain tasty menace in her care :^)

drawing tier update

the commission tier is gone for a little bit! it'll be back soon! i almost did this part wrong lmao, but yeah now we're there! i'll still be giving significant advance notice when it's coming back!

to keep the air clear, this is nobody's fault lol <3 i'm just gonna change how that tier works and i don't wanna charge needlessly for it while it's in limbo!

update on the commission tier!

aloha!! happy middle of the night!! i keep meaning to get this update out there with some breathing room but life is chaos and i am only a humble sailor

before October ends, i'm gonna be putting the current iteration of the commission tier to bed! all art thus far earned by patrons is, naturally, still coming! you guys have been an immense help and a bunch of angels besides!

plan is to have a new version of the commission tiers up during November, after I'm all the way ca...

everyone needs a hobby

and Darkness' hobby is being filled with slime and going on and on about how hot that is! its an honest living for a crusader

imagine my joy when a patcomm prompt was for her to do this >:D