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[MHA] What do you struggle with the most?

(A quick note to say hi with big flailing, waving, loving arms to our folks who are new to the Lavendher Patreon community! I'm really happy you all made it here and I am excited to see your engagement on any of these posts this month and going forward in general! Now of course, please keep in mind, these prompts are for you. So, if you so wish, you can totally reflect on these by yourself! If you do choose to comment with a response, I am sure many (myself included,...

[F4A] Wear Your Geek On Your Sleeve [Bartender Gives You a Pep Talk][Comfort][It's Okay to Be Yourself]

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You arrive for the first time at this bar looking a bit worse for wear. In an attempt to cheer you up, the bartender offers to listen to your problems and offer some friendly words of comfort.

Script courtesy of holy_*hitamoly

[BTS] Every now and then…

(Shouting out Delaney Bailey’s new song While My Lady Sleeps which I didn’t even get a full minute through before not only falling in love with it but pointing and saying ‘THAT’S THE SOUND!’)

Over the last few months every now and then I’d pick up my guitar and try to discover a sound. Not just any sound. And not just a sound to build something off of. But the sound of Lavendher. Ive strummed a few chords and found it sometimes but not always a progression or pairing that st...

[F4M] Older Sister Falls Asleep on the Phone with You [Missing You][Sleep Call][Sleepy Rambles]

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˗ˏˋ Your big sister misses you, and wants to remind you she's there for you and thinking of you. ࿐ྂ

It's been a while since you last heard from each other, let alone saw each other. With a call from your older sister, the comfort of a d...

[BTS] The next audio...

It's been a while since I did an audio with a voice-on-the-phone effect. It's a bit tough to find a balance between that crackly sound you get from static phone calls and the detail you can capture on a phone with a good microphone, finding a comfortable balance there that also feels realistic... But it's fun to mess around with numbers and bands and shapes to find that sweet spot :)

Post-stream Pick-me-up

I’m so glad this piece of bawk-bawk 🐔 -bAKlava was here waiting for me when I dragged myself to the kitchen for some tea. (Which now as I’m sitting at my desk I realize I forgot at the dining table where this baklava was, the distraction is real, complete mind takeover 🤦‍♀️ 😂

Anyway, some food ASMR to intrude your thoughts. You’re welcome! 😊 hahaha

Warning ⚠️ the video starts off with sleepdeprived shenanigans, not ASMR

One of my worst fears just happened…

I always thought about it but it never did happen. I have looked at my hand at least twenty times in the last minute surprised I didn’t have a bleeding cut— that ish HURTED 😂

I was getting prepped to livestream and my E string snapped 😔 Low-key a little irrationally nervous the rest of the strings will just break and slice me in my face as I type this 😭

Lately I’ve been getting a little bit of a laugh out of the thought that at this point, th...

Popcorning pics with the pookies~!

Pics from past movie nights with the pookies~!

(Pics will be posted in the group chat for those who want them!)

[F4A] Right Person, Wrong Place [French Exchange Student Speaker][Strangers to Friends][Rambling][Wholesome]

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You're at a party with your friends and even though the food is decent, you're not really having a good time. When you see the new exchange student from your class sitting alone in a dark corner, you decide to approach her. You wonder if she will remember you…

Scri...

No More Recording Tonight...

Yet another night recording is ruined because the alien fuzz is taking over!!! XD I'm laughing to keep myself sane at this point. I really hope the next microphone in this journey will arrive soon ToT Preferably before I lose it (my mind) xD

I was going to try my hand at self-collabing a multi-speaker audio which I believe I haven't done since the ICEP interview audio 2 years ago which was FFFFF4A... And this audio's premise was the Listener moving in to live with "3 dommy momm...

This keeps happening…

Call me clumsy, call it a coincidence, but this keeps happening! My tea doesnt want to stay on the string when I pull it from the package. 😆 But anyhow, I think it only further highlights the quotes that are on these. And theyre almost always about flowers/nature somehow and I like that. :)

“One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.” 🌹🥀

Singing You to Sleep + Rain

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Some mic-related bloopers from a couple nights ago

Hey, uh... Space Commander, uh... It would seem, uh... Our communications have gone a bit fried, and uh... Yeah I got nothin' for you, we're cooked.

Recording sessions never go without a good dose of frustration navigating instances like this and hoping to get through to the end of the audio without too many of these. Haha ^^;

BUT I'M SO HAPPY THIS WILL BE NO LONGER-- THANK YOU, PUCKETT! I am ec-static about the new mic on the way. So stoked to try it out, and additionall...

[F4M] GF Forces You to Fall Asleep On Her Chest [Heartbeat][Breathing]

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Beware, she has a bit of an attitude with this one...

Singing You to Sleep + Rain + Disney Songs

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This audio was inspired by videos that often helped me get to sleep in the past. They were often titled something like "oldies music playing in the other room and it's raining." It isn't quite the same ambience because I didn't intend to replicate that but rather a similar effec...

2025.05.04

I remember a long, long time ago I agreed I would share food pics and since then I always take pictures of my food but never share them. 🤡 Adding this to a list of commitments I will try to build a habit of doing. Hearing how many of you are trying to stay committed to eating and living healthy, maybe we can keep each other accountable and this can also provide some inspiration and encouragement! (I can’t guarantee everything you see will be the healthiest though, but we both already kno...

[F4A] Resort to Relaxation [PT. 1][Rain][Meditation][Guided Imagery][Soft Spoken][Whispers][Hypnotic]

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After destroying a monster burger meal at a local restaurant, winning the food challenge, you earned yourself a week-long retreat at a resort nested in the mountains. You've already attended the welcome dinner and begun to settle in, explore the premises, looking to find w...

[F4A] Going Non-Verbal Isn’t a Bad Thing [Non-Verbal Listener x Supportive Speaker][Comfort][Wholesome][Domestic Bliss][Brown Noise][Rain]

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You both have had a stressful week and finally have a night where you're both home on time. You decide to make dinner together because it’s been a while since you last got to have a quiet night like this but things get a little too quiet and you start to get in your head...

[F4M] Good Boy Bedtime [ASMR][Hairbrushing][Sleep Aid][Whispers]]["Good Boy"][Shy Listener]

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After hanging out with her, she turns on a night light for you, tucks you into bed, and plays with your hair until you fall asleep.

(You can choose who the role of the speaker is to you when you listen. Platonic (just friends/roommates), caregive...