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Computer Cooties Bloopers

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Bloopers of me lowkey bullying you for catching a virus on your computer. 🤡

[F4M] GF Comforts You at Night [Comfort for SA Flashbacks / Trauma]["Rest in my Lap"]

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You wake up in the middle of the night, burdened by a certain part of your past that never seems to want to let go. Ridden with hurt, you've no choice but to sit by your lonesome in the dead of night... until your girlfriend wakes up to remind you you're not alone. Far from alone.<...

This thing is such a game changer..!

A big fat thank you to Offworld for funding a neon sign to let people know when I'm in the middle of recording or streaming!

It's been such a game changer AND believe me when I say it comes with such a sense of satisfaction everytime I go live with you guys 'cause it's become a part of my pre-stream routine to go click the button before shutting the door and such a small detail gets me so giddy xD

Want to Join the Lavendher Estate Movie Club?

So you want to join the movie club... 👀

As most of you know, the Lavendher Estate server on Discover is still under wraps (but will be ready sooner rather than later!) and it's frowned upon to watch movies together on the ASMR RP Lounge server so right now the movie club stays on VRChat.

Why VRChat?

VRChat opens us up to so many possibilities. That's why I began exploring it in the first place with planning future events for you g...

[F4M] French Roommate Comforts You at Night [Comfort for SA Flashbacks / Trauma]["Rest in my Lap"]

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You wake up in the middle of the night, burdened by a certain part of your past that never seems to want to let go. Ridden with hurt, you've no choice but to sit by your lonesome in the dead of night. Until a certain someone interrupts your silence with some well-guided truths mean...

[F4A] Villain Makes You Feel Wanted [Fantasy][Captive][Abandonment][Manipulation][Gaslighting][Comfort][Affirmation][Suggestive][Hair Brushing][Kiss]

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It feels like an eternity since you were captured by one of your greatest enemies. You wait day in and day out for your friends to rescue you, but they never come. The more time that passes, the less hope you have of ever seeing them again. Little did you think that your only sourc...

Uploading this audio today ^^

I really like how this audio turned out.

Feels good to edit. <3

First time since this burnout season that I've felt the fun in editing again ^^

I think there were a few factors that played a role in this and one of them is getting to bust out some sound packs I purchased in the last couple months and using them for the first time. I even used room tones in this one which Ii've been wanting to incorporate for a while! ^^

I wonder how many of you enjoy shorter/longer ...

In the last post...

I'm seeing some of the images didn't even stay in the post when uploaded x-x

Everything's against me today it's KIND OF FUNNY xD

anyway, for context, here they are:

   2024-04-19 21:53:18 +0000 UTC View Post

04.19.24 DAY OF DEBUT

I can't write an uber long post right now but (since in the last post I mentioned something about a crazy day) long story short--

Today is mean to be Lavendher's VTuber debut but it's STRESSING ME OUT xD

Not the debut itself but rather a lot is not going as planned, things that are out of my hands x-x

I had been planning for this in a way that I could prepare to make a lot for it but they're things I can't do without the model in my possession.

The hard deadline I'd se...

04.18.24 Journal Entry

There's no way I just started this post with the title "04.18.21" like three times without noticing that's not right. xD

• Today I cleaned my devices. Those electronic wipes are amazing. I could wipe all my devices twice AND the living room TV and it was still wet. o//o hahaha

• realized the screen protector i am meant to put on my laptop for when I go out to work at cafes (so people dont see me writing frisky or weird things and such xD) is too...

  2024-04-19 20:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post

[BTS] Lavendher's (New) PC Setup

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Bro. I recorded a whole ahh presentation for you guys and it ended up not saving the audio into it. -,- (I was literally listening to the playback so I was positive it was recording... don't know why the universe is against me today)

If you have any questions I'll answ...

Don't tell anyone...

Don't tell anyone but I'm going to rick roll everyone with a YT upload this week. The best April Fools prank is a late one. Hit them when they least expect it. 😈

For today's stream

I'm not feeling too hot so I'm gonna stick to the game today and save the baking for next time I've got more strength and willpower for it ^^;

I'm not too sick, please don't worry, I'm not torturing myself lol It's just woman things that can't be helped haha

See you on stream in a few hours! :)

[F4A] GF Sleeptalks About Dragons [Sleep Aid]["Stay in bed!"][Cuddles][Snores][Breathing][Talking in Her Sleep]

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You stay in bed and cuddle with your girlfriend while she dreams about...dragons?

Script courtesy of u/Michael-Afton

The little things that make editing feel nice...

It's been a while since I edited a more ASMR-y sleep aid, aside from that last French Maid audio, so I forgot the little things that give me satisfaction during the process.

i.e. that lack of syncopation in the waveform pattern. it's so smooth. so satisfying to look at.

If it wasn't clear already, at this point in life I exist as an audio nerd. xD

[EDIT] Sorry- I'm tired and completely missed HALF of what I meant to say xD The type of waveform I just mentioned is one ...

[F4M] A Night for Prosperity [Royal Heir Speaker x Farmer Listener][Strangers to More][Festival Celebration]

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A new friendship is born from a secret outing with the kingdom's royal heiress during the annual festival for prosperity.

Script courtesy of u/LarkMelody

[F4M] A Night for Prosperity [Royal Heir Speaker x Farmer Listener][Strangers to More][Festival Celebration]

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A new friendship is born from a secret outing with the kingdom's royal heiress during the annual festival for prosperity.

Script courtesy of u/LarkMelody

• I trialed some help with editing for this one~! I ended up using something I rec...

  2024-03-27 23:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post

[QnA] Do you have trouble sleeping or is it part of the creative process?

A little ramble in response to the question in the title <3

Another 20s mic warm up

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A lot of the time I honestly don't do the warm-ups I'd probably benefit most from, but at the bare minimum I'll sing a little piece of a song, or a whole song, or maybe two, while I set up equipment, that way by the time I'm ready to hit record I can just wing it.

I wonder if...

Seriously hoping for the writer to write a Part 3...

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(Hoping for a part three for the Blind Date series... Maybe someday ToT)

"Siren" Lav w/ Bloopers XD

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Lav felt a bit goofy pretending to drown xD

[F4A] "Siren" Gets F#$%&ing ROCKED By Your Boat

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Imagine getting struck by a boat while trying to get someone lovestruck... Couldn't be me...

(Disclaimer: This is not a real representation true to the nature of sirens. Far from it, in fact. This is pur...