(teaser video) BUFF LION in the dance
Two videos of the thickly muscled and sweaty Dj BUFF LION dropping next week on the Real Thick Patreon. Too much beef to fit in 1 video - had to make 2!
2025-01-04 20:29:17 +0000 UTC View Post
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(poll) Physical Rewards - XL Stickers or Magnets?
Happy New Year everyone! Hope it's kickin' off the way you imagined. I've hinted at starting physical rewards for the Real Thick Patreon supporters a few times and now I need your help to choose what you prefer.
Below is an example of the designs that could be a vinyl sticker or flat magnet. Which format would you prefer to collect? Let me know in the poll below. I'll have the details on how to unlock the rewards when I have them ready to go.
-BruteThick
<... 2025-01-04 08:46:22 +0000 UTC View PostKINGSIZE. Biker Brute. Recruit #157
Feeling fulfilled and perpetually buzzed from a week of debauchery celebrating the New Year, KINGSIZE is ready to crash on a random bed at any moment.
2025-01-03 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post(gif) BALACLAVA BULL forever
Off the "Dj BALACLAVA is lit" video.
2025-01-02 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostGUNNER. Biker Brute. Recruit #156
That's a regular pint glass looking tiny in GUNNER's massive mitts! Week long New Year celebrations for him and the gang continue at their favorite bar, Brutes & Brews Tavern. All that alcohol and testosterone in a small space creates tension, which results in some of the the brutes going outside the bar to engage in drunken wrestling. GUNNER's about to join in after he chugs his little beer. He's been wanting to take on two of these guys at once.
2025-01-02 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDj BUFF LION. Recruit #155
Continuing the bass pounding where the BALACLAVA BULL left you at, beefy BUFF LION picks up the pieces, flips 'em around and has his way with the dancefloor at the New Year's Eve party with his meathead brand of music and moves.
2025-01-01 08:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post(video) Dj BALACLAVA is lit
Dj BALACLAVA, aka the BALACLAVA BULL, aka A TON OF FUN, just radiates vibes. During his New Year's Eve gig, he manages to combine several of his favorite things: spinning tunes, drinking beers, smoking cigars, gooning out and showing off his supremely thick body. As one of his groupies said, "I came for the thickness, but I'm staying for his vibes!" The Bull allows his fans to touch his beefiness for good luck, as long as they don't disrupt his flow.
2025-01-01 02:33:49 +0000 UTC View PostDj BALACLAVA. Recruit #154
Chompin' on his favorite cigar, chugging beers, and working up a sweat, dj BALACLAVA is in the zone pounding you with bass on New Year's Eve, massive pecs bouncing as he nods his head to the tunes. Now, if only he could keep his fat gut from constantly smushing against the faders and changing the gains...
2024-12-31 08:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSergeant's Special Recruits XXXXI - Mistletoe Match
These meatheads and brutes love the holiday wrestling program and are taking full advantage of that mistletoe!
2024-12-30 20:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSPECIAL OPS DUKE and IRONHEAD. Recruits #152 #153
Mistletoe Match #2 lasting longer than usual with SPECIAL OPS DUKE and IRONHEAD really getting into the holiday spirit, like they're lost in their own world as the crowd cheers them on.
2024-12-30 08:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHoliday Bonus. Mistletoe Match. Recruits #150 #151
The real fun begins now at The Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Christmas Edition Mistletoe Match. It's a regular match except that every time the wrestlers find themselves under the mistletoe, they have to kiss. Some of them, like SPECIAL OPS COBRA and BEARBONE, end up in that spot multiple times, almost as though they were doing it on purpose...
2024-12-29 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSergeant's Special Recruits XXXX - Holiday Special
The festivities continue at The Feeding Trough and The Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Christmas Edition. Exclusive Sergeant of Brutes images.
2024-12-28 02:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostWOLF. Wrestling Brute. Recruit #149
More fun from The Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Christmas Edition. Not related to the animal, WOLF got his nickname from the other brutes after seeing his voracious appetite at The Feeding Trough. This red masked jobber has no chance trying to hold back that bulk.
2024-12-27 08:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post(video) BIG T feeling nice and full
After a hog-worthy Christmas belly stuffing, TONY is feeling good and relaxed...
2024-12-26 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostTHE MUSTANG. Recruit #148
The Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Christmas Edition is in full swing with THE MUSTANG toying around with Santa's Lil Jobber who has been taking a pounding from the massively muscled MUSTANG all match.
2024-12-26 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSGT. HURFORD. Recruit #147
SGT. HURFORD's squad loves him, and they've been giving him little gifts all day, the latest of which is this double order of onion rings. He's giddy as he wolfs them down, because they said there was one big gift left. When he asked them to give him a hint, they just looked at each other, laughed, and said, "Don't worry, boss, yer gonna love it!"
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to those that celebrate! If not, have a great rest of your week. Eat lots of good food like SGT. HURFO...
2024-12-25 08:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post(video) TOP BRUTE of 2024 is BIG BOSS! Now polish his boots.
Based on your votes, BIG BOSS is the TOP BRUTE of 2024! BRICKHOUSE SEAN was 2nd favorite and tied for 3rd was MASSTODON and ADAM. Check out the rest of the results here.
Now onto the winner's video. BIG BOSS tells the curious bystander to get down and clean his boots. They gladly comply and try to do an excellent job to please BOSS. BOSS grumpily shows him a spot to not miss. He's enjoying this...
2024-12-24 23:51:40 +0000 UTC View PostSGT. TUTKO. Recruit #146
Checking out the holiday menu at The Real Thick Center for the Brute Arts, SGT. TUTKO is keeping an eye on you staring at him shove all that meat in his mouth. He's due to size up his uniform but he loves how this one shows off his massive guns. He wants to grow so big that he rips through the shirt from his sheer beef.
2024-12-24 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostCARMELO "THE MAVERICK" GIORDANO. Recruit #145
Eating is rancher CARMELO's favorite activity. Look how happy he is about to dig into The Feeding Trough's Christmas menu. For his first course, he went with the growberry sauce and mass potato sticks as sides to his prime rib.
2024-12-23 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post(video) RHINOHOG the Baddest Beast on Site
Juiced hog beef aka RHINOHOG shows up on site when he feels like it, and the crew is always thankful for it. He swaggers in showing off his massive upper body thickness and power, picks up a fuckin' huge boulder and lifts it overhead AND does a squat rep with it. But he's not done yet, he then presses it overhead to lock it out all in one go! After that amazing feat of strength, he has one of the new guys massage a kink in his chest. New guy is eager to get his hands on all that meat, so he d...
2024-12-20 19:53:07 +0000 UTC View PostTriple Thick Threat. Recruits #142-144
"Solid work this week new guy. Yer comin' with us for beers tonight to celebrate. Tell yer girlfriend you won't be home fer a few days."
2024-12-20 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSergeant's Special Recruits XXXIX
Exclusive Sergeant of Brutes tier recruits.
2024-12-19 20:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostRHINOHOG. Construction Brute. Recruit #141
Everyone gets pretty excited when RHINOHOG decides to show up for work. With his juiced hog beef, he does the job of 3 guys, which means beer o'clock comes earlier for the crew.
2024-12-19 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostJESSE "BIG BEAR" STEELE. Recruit #140
FOREMAN BIG BEAR really liking what he sees in the office before work, snaps a selfie before he gets all muddy and sweaty. (Well, sweatier than he already is.) He's hoping this pic will catch someone's eye on his online dating profile and land him a date.
2024-12-18 08:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostTOP BRUTES of 2024 - Voting Now Open
There's definitely some favorites that got left out from about 120 different brutes to choose from over the past 5 months, but the 10 nominees this year are based off of what you guys commented on, clicked like on, or shared on Patreon and social media, along with trying to feature each brute type. Not included are images from this December as there's still more to come! I left the voting open to multiple choice to make it easier, but if you can, pick your top 1-3. If you want to revisit the ...
2024-12-18 03:36:29 +0000 UTC View PostBULLDOG (r) and 12-GAUGE (l). Recruits #138 #139
Outlaw biker brothers DENNIS "BULLDOG" HAMS and CURT "12-GAUGE" HAMS helping out with the new bulking zone expansion can feel new bulk gains from just thinking about spending time there.
2024-12-17 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBRUISER. Recruit #137
One of the enforcers from The Union biker gang, BRUISER, has offered his services to the construction crew at The Real Thick Center for the Brute Arts. He wants to use his brutish strength to help build the expansion of a bulking zone.
2024-12-16 08:04:33 +0000 UTC View PostAnnual and Gift Memberships Now Available!
My fellow brutepigs,
You can now pledge an annual membership and save 10%. That's a month and a lil more free each year, and you unlock eligibility for physical rewards (available soon, with more info when our postal strike is resolved).
On my end, annual memberships reduce transaction fees and enable me to devote myself more to creating these massive brutes and honing my editing sk...
2024-12-15 02:15:48 +0000 UTC View Post
PAUL "THE PITBULL" BROWN. Recruit #136
His crew nicknamed him THE PITBULL because he's tough on 'em. It brings out the best in them, and that deserves a treat from the boss. Their favorite reward is the all-you-can-eat sausage fest at The Feeding Trough on Fridays. They have contests about who can fit the most in their mouth at once. Winner wins bragging rights.
2024-12-13 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post