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Update Schedule

Okay, so I've come up with an update schedule for the most part. This will be effective once I have the advanced chapters for each fic ready. 

I'll be updating thrice a week, Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday, and on each day I'll be updating a fic. 

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My order for updates will be:

Let There Be Light

Who Let This Spider Cook

The Enlightened One

A Prince's Retribution

World Runner

Crackhead Determination

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This schedul...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.14

— Azazel —

She opened a portal to the human world and stepped out disappointedly. In the entirety of her existence, never had she been so upset.

She wanted Gabriel. Yet God still believed that pushing Gabriel into their…arrangement was wrong.

They had gotten into an argument. By argument, she got upset, and God calmly listened and answered her with his thoughts.

He said that of all his angels, Gabriel was perhaps the purest. Even with th...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.16

The guild was quiet as they read and re-read the message displayed over their vision. No one made a sound as everyone processed what the fuck happened.

Even I remained quiet. Right now, I am scrolling through the bonuses of such a promotion.

I was a World Enemy now, and World Enemies were Raid Bosses.

I opened up my stats and paused.

So much different and wild shit appeared in front of me.

My level max had increased from 100 to 120. That was the ...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.15

— Kakuei —

My hands ran along Megumi’s soft waist, enjoying the feeling of her skin as our lips connected. Gently, I picked her up, her arm wrapped around my neck as she returned my affections. I walked us over to the bed and placed her on her back. I pulled away from her, taking a moment to look her in the eyes to convey my feelings for her.

When I learned I was in the world of Overlord, I never considered this a possibility, much less my future.

B...

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Let's Do This Again (Fic Voting)

Alright, so with the new tier comes the problem of stockpiling all of my fics. First off, let me say that the Izuna!SI fic and the KFC fic will be put off for a while. I have no intention of updating them anytime soon. Which leaves me with about six other fics that need to be updated and pushed out. I plan on making a schedule in the future and I'll update you on that in the coming week. 


Now then, for the voting. Simply tell me which fic you want stockpiled first with e...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.14

“So, who’s gonna be the one to open it?” I asked, sitting in my seat at the guild table. Not everyone was on, but a little over half the guild was present as I sat with Pandora’s Box.

The World Item, Pandora’s Box, could turn anyone who opened it into one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Seven of these boxes were in the world, although this was the first one the guild had found.

From what I knew, there were three active Lords of the Seven Deadly Sins. All three of them are in H...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.13

“Is everyone ready?” I asked, turning around to look at all fifty guild members. Right now, we were standing on the First Floor of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, and I had my back to the exit.

“Everyone is prepared, yes.” Ulbert stepped up to me, placing a hand on my shoulder. “But not everyone is ready.” He whispered, and I gave him a short nod.

To say some people were upset with my decision was an understatement. Most of the guild members had come to me in priv...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.12

— 4 Years 9 Months Until The End Of Yggdrasil —

It’s been about two months and some change since Momonga moved in with me, and life has been overall good.

My boss accepted Momonga taking on the role of secretary pretty quickly, and now she was making just about double her wage-

Which admittedly still wasn’t much, but it was damn good money considering she was living with me.

With her making a decent amount of money now, she offered...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.11

“How the fuck did you manage that!” Ulbert asked, his voice sounded absolutely flabbergasted.

“I don’t fucking know!” I shouted back, pacing back and forth behind my seat. The entire guild was present; all 50 members sat at the table, looking at the stick before them.

World Savior. The strongest World Item in the game.

“I punched a tree, and it fell!”

“That’s so freaking stupid!” Pero banged the table with his fist. “But ...

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New Tier

I've made a new tier for anyone wanting 10 chapters in advance instead of 5. Right now I'm working on getting the chapters stockpiled up to the point where I can provide this tier for each of my stories, but right now I have just about enough chapters for Spider.

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.10

“Kakuei and Momonga sitting in a tree-”

“Finish that shitty song, and I will cut your ass down and sell your gear.” Pero teased before I interrupted him.

“Noted.”

Pero, Momonga, Touch Me, myself, and Ulbert were sitting at the guild table. Our guild was huge now, and because of that, we could divide our forces and send them to different places, more specifically, different dungeons.

There were a bunch of World Items that needed to be collected. Some are str...

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World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spirtual Dystopia Ch.10

I made my way over to the group. Stout had her eyes on me while her men had their eyes on the other three guys. I made sure to walk around her, and by extension, her men and went to stand beside the other guys.

“Four of you? I expected more. Does Padre underestimate the seriousness of this?” Stout asked, her cold voice permeating through the quiet area.

“Padre is well aware of what this job requires. Too many people and this whole thing goes to shit.” I glared back, challe...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.9

— Kakuei —

The brown-haired girl twiddled with her thumbs nervously. Even with her mechanical facemask, I could see her sported red blush and nervous sweat dripping down her forehead.

“I…I-I wanted to thank you!” She declared and bowed at a 90-degree angle, completely taking me off guard as I rushed to stop her.

“No need for that Momonga!” I quickly grabbed her shoulder, pulled her up, and froze once I did. Our faces were mere inches apart, and...

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.9

— 1 Week Later —

I cracked my eyes open tiredly. It had been a long while since I slept for so long, and damn was it a good rest. I pushed myself up and hopped in the shower.

Today was the day we’d be doing the job for Meredith Stout. I didn’t know who Padre had contacted to help me with this job, but honestly, it didn’t matter.

Eddies were eddies, and getting in with Stout could be helpful in the future.

I turned the show...

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.8

— Maliketh Aeneas —

I put a bullet through the head of the last gonk. Damn, I hated when these bastards called in reinforcements.

They couldn’t just face death gracefully? Why call reinforcements if you’re gonna die before they ever show up?

Of course, when the reinforcements did slide through, I laid them out relatively quickly. This Sandevistan, along with my Ren, was putting in work.

Never before had jobs been so easy.

I walked out of ...

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.7

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Over and over. Over and over and OVER and OVER.

I punched this fucking wall, then punched some more, and when I felt like I couldn’t punch anymore, I kept fucking punching! This had continued on for weeks. Whenever I wasn’t on jobs, eating, or sleeping, I was punching this fucking wall.

At this point, it wasn’t even about the strength Armament Haki would grant me. I couldn’t give a rat’s ass anymore.

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.6

I walked into the Coyote Cojo and made my way over to the bar where Pepe was currently lazing around.

“Ah, Maliketh, what can I getcha?”

“Same as usual,” I grumbled, sitting and resting my chin on one of my hands. He gave me a quick nod as he got to work, but not before pausing and looking at my hands.

“A job go wrong?” He asked, pouring vodka into the glass.

“Training.”

He looked back, looking all too confused, before shrugging. “Don’t hurt y...

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.5

I cracked my eyes open. Blinking at the unfamiliar ceiling above me. I rubbed my face and sat up, looking around in confusion before the wave of memories of everything that took place last night hit me like a truck.

I had really died. I had really met an all-powerful being. I had really chosen my abilities, and most wild of all, I had really chosen the fucked up world that is Cyberpunk.

There were many better options, but my desire to be a legend in Night City overcame all the oth...

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CYOA I Used For the Cyberpunk Fic

There's a lot here but I suggest reading through it. A lot of it is useful, and a lot forgettable. I'll try to make sure I remember to include everything, but I've made a fuckton of selections, let's hope I do remember to keep them.

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.4

I’m hungry, so very hungry. I had brought all the guys' bodies into the basement of the loan shark’s house or, I guess, my house.

I needed somewhere to drop em, and some of them even had some cyberware in em, so I could probably get a decent price for these bastards at some scavs.

Which means I’d need to talk to Padre soon.

Let’s hope Pepe doesn’t need me to jump around or give more than what I’ve already given him. There are other fixers in the city, an...

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.3

I hid behind a barrel with Zetsu active. With all of my Nen pulled into my body, it should make me more sensitive to Nen as a whole, yet none of these low-level thugs seem to possess Nen.

Which honestly isn’t surprising at all.

These guys couldn’t even be considered a challenge, even if I didn’t use Nen. But, this is my life we’re talking about, and I’d take every advantage I could get instead of being in over my head and ending up some corpse in the scrapyard.

“...

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.2

— Maliketh Aeneas (MC) —

I let out a deep breath as I sat on the sofa…my sofa.

It hadn’t been mine for long, but now it was, and I couldn’t be happier!

Those bastards had attacked me around three hours ago, and during that time, I had to scour the streets looking for a place to call home. Didn’t take long, obviously. Some fuckers were fighting in this apartment, and as I was walking below, one of them pushed the other off the terrace. Po...

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World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.1

(Summary: CYOA Cyberpunk fic with a Merc SI MC.)

— ??? —

My eyes shot open and I sat up faster than I ever had before. Deep, haggard breaths left my mouth as I fought for air.

Cold…everything felt so fucking cold.

My palm touched the ground, and I looked down to see it was concrete. Why the fuck am I sitting on concrete?!

My paranoid eyes shifted around, scanning the alleyway I found myself in.

Alleyway? Why the fuck ...

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Favorite Fics

So, I have a lot of fics, and I want to update them all, but I'm sure you all want to see some prioritized over others, so I ask you all to choose which fics you want to see updated on a more consistent basis.

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Let There Be Light! Ch.13

— God —

The years seemed to go by slowly. Slower than I’d like. In all honestly, the first century was the worst. Or rather, it was the longest. Eventually, a total of nine hundred thirty years went by.

In the first century, I spent much of my time in Heaven. Very rarely leaving its confines unless it was to spend time with the animals on Earth. There wasn’t much to do besides that, and I refused to step down into Hell for a while. My only savin...

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Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against the Four Nations Ch.4

— Zuko —

“All hail Firelord Ozai.”

Everyone bowed, himself and Azula included, to their new firelord. Quiet tears streamed down his face. His mother…she had vanished and disappeared without a trace. How was a twelve-year-old boy supposed to take that?

“Quit crying, Zuzu, or father will show you his wrath,” Azula, who was bowing on his left side, said, grinning at him. He glared at her, snarling. She knew what happened to their mother, yet she...

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Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against the Four Nations Ch.3

— Two Years Later: Ryushi —

“I know you’re not holding back against me now, Ryu!” Bumi grinned, bending a massive rock at me. I side-stepped it before rushing toward him. The old king grinned as I closed the distance between us, attempting to throw a punch but being backhanded away. “A smart move. You can’t beat me in a battle of earth bending, so you engage in close range. Try again.”

Angered by his words, I got up from the ground and bent the ear...

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Announcement #1 (Rewrite)

Ahem, I have changed my mind and thus made some adjustments to what I'll be doing. 

After talking to some of my...counsel, I have decided that what I'll be doing is adding a $10 tier right after the Apostle Tier that will allow access to 10 extra chapters. 

I think this works better for not only all of you,  but also myself as I won't feel pressure to put out more than I have been. 

Every tier after this new tier I make will have access to the 10 extra ch...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.8

(I edited this chapter a bit, so reread if you want.)

— Five Years Until The End of Yggdrasil —

I walked through the streets wearing a face mask, weaving through the crowds of people living their day-to-day lives.

Today was the day—the first IRL meet-up of our guild, Hell’s Paradise.

It had been a little under four years since I had maxed out gram, and in that time, our guild went from one of the top guilds in the game to the second strongest g...

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The Enlightened One Ch.53

All things considered, meeting the big bad of this arc in my life was pretty damn satisfying. I didn’t get to hear the whole “Mother wishes for your blood to prove my existence” speech, but it had the right amount of edge and coldbloodedness.

I’ll give it an 8/10; Gaara was more of a badass than someone like Ao. May his soul rest in piss. I look forward to kicking his ass in the exams.

“Lei, whatcha thinking about?” Naruko asked, walking ahead of me and twirli...

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