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37 - Um, About That

“What do you mean, ‘about that?’” I asked. My stomach dropped. Honeycomb didn’t have a clue where Jumper was, and I was running out of time. But she looked so miserable. She was almost crying.

“We can’t talk about it here,” she said, heading down the hall and ducking under Pranky Jones’s leftover [Shrink-Wrap Surprise]. “Follow me to the Honey Hive.”

“The Honey Hive?” Fursona snorted through their modulator.

“Shut up!”

The...

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36 - Steal ALL the Honey!

Cloud gasped. “Miss Understuffy! Pranky Jones wants to steal all the honey!”

Seriously? I tried not to roll my eyes at the kid. His eyes were so big, so worried. But every single Professor Panic plot felt more dangerous than this ridiculousness. Rated-G Episodes were so painfully…wholesome. “I know, The Cloud. What do you think we should do?”

There I was, asking a four-year-old for advice on camera.

On the other hand, The Cloud had experience with Pranky J...

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MGU 1-30 ePubs

I was informed that ePubs are easier for phones to handle, so here's the first 30 chapters in ePub form. Thanks for the heads-up! I'll edit the other chapters with ePubs individually, modeling off of Super Supportive's was of doing it. 

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35 - Guest Star

Guest star? Did she expect me to fight some lame G-rated villain for her? Or do some babysitting? I raised my brow in confusion. “What do you mean, guest star?”

“Shhhh!” Honeycomb shushed me. She leaned in close and whispered. “Look, these Episodes are all pre-built for the kids. We have to check on the three beehives around the building because Pranky Jones keeps messing with them. They’re sealed off with plexiglass, so we don’t have to worry about getting stung or anythi...

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34 - Tottergarten

I left Walnut Tower just after noon. Bianca’s text said to meet at 12:15, so I had plenty of time to walk to the Student Union Building. After Superpower Ethics, I needed a little downtime with some unpowered friends.

We could not agree on whether a super needed to stick to Episode themes.

But oddly enough, Fursona was with Gourmet on this one, and I’d lined up with Theseus; the theme was important. If you could fill your [Role Focus], that’d go a l...

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33 - Her Smile Meant Math

“You want to bring the ‘12x’ to the other side by subtracting 12x from both sides. That’ll make it negative, but it’ll let you get all your ‘x’ values on one side and your actual numbers on the other. Then you can figure out what X is worth,” Su-Bin said. She wrote on her notepad, creating a map I could follow.

Then she sipped on her soda and turned to her own math book. I sighed quietly and got to work. The ‘Xs’ on the right. The numbers on the left. Divide the whol...

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32 - Let's Go Find Honeycomb

“’I’m in. Let’s go find Honeycomb,’ I said. ‘It’ll be easy,’ I said,” Fursona grumbled as they looked in their pouch. “I shoulda packed some snacks in here.”

“How would you even eat them?” I asked. “That thing’s stuck to your head.”

“I’d find a way!”

We’d searched around the art gallery for hours, looking for any sign of Magical Girl Honeycomb. They’d cleaned up the alley; someone had taken the painting’s frame, and a new dumpster ...

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31 - Repercussions

As soon as Post-Launch Day North American History ended. I declined another offer of coffee from Avan and headed to the SUB for breakfast instead.

I thought about last night as I munched on my cereal and played around on my phone. I’d had to really cake the make-up on to hide my black eye, but more importantly, I had no idea where I’d be able to find an Episode for Sara-N-Dipity, and I only had a couple of days. I typed ‘Superhero Online Episode Dating’ into my phone, just in ca...

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MGU 21-30 PDF

Attached are chapters 21-30 of Magical Girl Undergrad in PDF form.

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MGU 11-20 PDF

Attached are chapters 11-20 of Magical Girl Undergrad in PDF form.

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MGU 1-10 PDF

Attached are the first 10 chapters of Magical Girl Undergrad in PDF form. 

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Temporary Pause and Free Chapters in New Project

Hello! 

I'm going on vacation and don't currently have a backlog due to some life changes and poor prioritization on my part. Therefore, I'm pausing this billing cycle. Thanks for being my patron. 

As thanks for being my patron, I wanted to give you a sneak preview of something I've been working on. It'll launch on Royal Road about a month from now (hopefully, unless I need to make some changes to it). So here are the first five chapters of my new, upcoming project! It's...

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Sick Day

Hey, guys. I'm sick today, so the chapter will come tomorrow or Saturday. I'm sorry. 

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43 - Waiting on Plating

Twila froze in place on her way down to the engine room. Every muscle in her body was tense; her shoulders suddenly ached, and when she swallowed, her throat hurt. “What do you mean ‘they took her?’”

“She made sure we could all get across, and then she tried, but they shot something at her–a gizmo, I think–and she fell over. She broke the bridge behind us, but they got shackles on her. I don’t know where she is, Twila!” Rosie said. “They were shooting at us, and Roji...

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Table of Contents

Arc One

1-12 - Royal Road Only

13 - Preparations

14 - The Gibson Foundry Heist

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