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(EARLY ACCESS) Tricking Dillon Danis Into Promoting My Scam

I can honestly say this was one of the craziest things I've ever done. Getting an influencer to not only promote a totally fake NFT promotion, but also get him to tweet "S.C.A.M." and have him sign a contract that explains exactly the prank we were about to pull on him. 

Truly unbelievable. This one goes in the record books as a case-study on the recklessness of influencers and the promotions they're doing.

Need Help with Pranking a Scammer

I can't spoil the whole thing just yet, but let me cut to the chase: 

I'm in the process of pranking a scammer by getting them to promote a Fake NFT collection that doesn't really exist. I'm at the endstage of the prank, but I need a twitter following that looks "real". 

We already have the phony website. 

it's https://sourznft.com if you're curious. There are several easter eggs that give away that ...

What I'm Working On - Production Vlog

just wanted to film a video explaining where I've been, what we're up to in the Coffeezilla studios. 

wishing you guys all the best. More great stuff is on the way--- but every now and then I've gotta disappear for a bit and build. 

Responding to Logan Paul (Patreon ONLY)

IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS IS A VIDEO MAKE OVER A WEEK AGO. A LOT HAS CHANGED. BUT THIS WAS MY RESPONSE TO LOGAN'S FIRST COUPLE OF VIDEOS. I CHOSE NOT TO RELEASE THIS AT THE TIME AND INSTEAD TRIED TO GET A BETTER OUTCOME FOR THE VICTIMS.

Logan Paul Apologized - Early Access Response

sorry I've been quiet lately, been on vacation and didn't feel like the Twitter back and forth was productive. 

This will be my final response. The earlier response we didn't publish will be up on Patreon tomorrow, I wanted to put this one up a bit early, should be available tomorrow morning for everyone else. 

Why I’ve been quiet on Logan Paul

It’s been a few days and I’ve been getting a LOT of questions about why I haven’t posted a Logan Paul response to his insane two videos about me. Some people even assumed the only explanation was that I had “taken money” from Logan (no lol), and all sorts of crazy conspiracies have surfaced so I think it’s worth explaining to you all why I chose not to post my response and instead am waiting for Logan to make the next move.

Initially when Logan posted the first two response...

4K WALLPAPER PACK - $10,000,000 STUDIO EDITION

I'm back with our first ever Coffeezilla Wallpaper Pack, Edition 1. We chose to begin with the iconic $10,000,000 Studio, where all the investigations start. 

Attached you'll find 8 unique designs created by the super talented Ed Leszczynski, our 3D artist. Everything is in 4K. Here's the breakdown of what's inside:

(2) Daytime Desktop Wallpapers

(2) Nighttime Desktop Wallpapers

(2) Daytime Phone Wallpapers

(2) Nighttime Phone Wallpapers

PATREON QnA

Answering all your deepest and darkest questions you asked me in the last post.

PART 3 OF LOGAN PAUL'S BIGGEST SCAM - EARLY ACCESS

SO excited to share the final part of my investigation into CryptoZoo with the people who've made it possible. Thank you for supporting high effort investigative journalism like this. I appreciate you all. ♥

Ask Me Anything

I can't believe we hit our first patreon milestone so quickly! An exclusive Patreon QnA!

So here's your chance, over the next 24-48 hrs if you've ever wondered my favorite books, hobbies, or most embarrassing moments, ask away! 

I'll do my best to respond to the top rated questions below in video format in the next post. 

CRYPTOZOO PART 2 - EARLY PATREON RELEASE

Will be released in < 24 hours, but I wanted you all to have first access. ♥

ENJOY PART 2 OF THIS WILD RIDE. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. :)

UNRELEASED INTERVIEW WITH CRYPTOZOO VICTIM

This video would never had made the main channel video, because it's too slow, but it's one of the most impactful interviews I've ever done with a victim. I'm proud to share it with you guys. It's a perfect case-study about how some of the smaller losses are WORSE than the really big ones. 

LMK WHAT YOU THINK

The Official Launch of the Coffeezilla Patreon

The Super Sneaky Beta Test is over. Today is the official launch of the Patreon page, and I wanted to first thank everyone who supported BEFORE we shared this with the world, but I also wanted to share with everyone the video launch, not because of any of you need to be convinced, but because I included a few sneak peaks of what is to come that I think you'll enjoy even if you're already a Patron.   

The sneak peaks start @4:26 and include Co...

LAST DAY + SNEAK PEAK

I need your shipping address to send you a free Coffeezilla Founders Edition T-SHIRT! If you have had trouble updating your address via the instructions, just send me a direct message with your address AND SHIRT SIZE. IT'S THE LAST DAY! :)

Also in this video I provide an patreon update, ask for feedback, and provide a sneak peak of the new city. 

SNEAK PEAK + BEHIND THE SCENES!

pretty excited to share the new Balmer's peak upgrade, some new progress and some tips/tricks on lighting. 

Free Founders Edition T-Shirts (I JUST NEED A SHIPPING ADDRESS & SIZE!)

Hi All! I've got great news.

Everyone who is CURRENTLY a PATREON as of this post on 11/03/22, is going to get a FREE Founders Edition T-SHIRT shipped straight to you:

I only need 2 things from you. I need to know where to ship these and a size! SEE BELOW to add a current shipping address. There is a DEADLINE!

What you get:

2022-11-03 23:44:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Why My Robot Was Inspired by Spongebob and Why AI Moves Us

Maxwell the Robot Bartender DEVVLOG#2

Building a Dystopian World - The Slums Breakdown

Sharing progress and talking about how we built Dystopian slums. Let me know what you think of the above dev_vlog!

My Secret Plan Pt 2 - A Hyper-Real Manifesto

As explained in the last post, investigative journalism is plagued with problems--and I want to break away with my own style of hyper-real journalism. 

What is that?

Hyperrealism comes from photorealism, the act of trying to sculpt/painting, real life exactly as it is. Hyperrealism takes it a step further by trying to better express our reality by accentuating parts of it. Here's an example: Let's say you're drawing an aging...

My Secret Plan I’ve Never Told Anyone Pt. 1

Whelp this is the post I think I’m most scared to write.

I’m scared people will think I’m nuts.

That’s why I’ve been quietly working towards this goal without ever saying it out loud for two years. Until today.

As I said in the last post— I’m at a crossroads and can’t go further with the current plan. So I MUST explain.

It’s my hope these next posts will clarify why I spend so much time on graphics, why I want to b...

Is this thing still alive?

Tis’ the season of spooking people, and since I‘m sure nothing could be more surprising than this post… BOO! I’m back!

It’s been almost 2 years since my last post, and if you’re reading this, thank you. You supported me when there was no reason to. No posts/No rewards.

I suppose I owe you an explanation for the absence…although it’s not a great ...