Tim: "Diddy, 'misnomer' is not a person..."
D: "Oh, shaddap! Who said you could read my speech bubbles! So rude..."
D: "Stories, stories... I mean, I wasn't a shy little monkey back in summer camp, everyone knows that~ I'm sure everyone's seen my junk a lot.
There's this one time I actually didn't mean to slip up... It was back in high school, I signed up for the lightweight wrestling team because DK was into wrestling too. Obviously,...
2024-08-16 16:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Here comes another one of these!
Remember the rules - pick the theme you like the most from the list below, to go with this week's character. Remember, that theme will be GONE next week!
This week's character is Tiptup! Let's make this sweet boy come out of his shell, shall we~
If you need a refresher,
2024-08-15 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!
This week's quizzee is Krunch! Bring that tail over here!
Krunch appears from off-stage, dragging his thick tail on the floor behind him.
He stands up to the microphone and gives a dull look to the near-empty room.
2024-08-14 21:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Well, due to an overwhelming positive input in the poll, I've decided that I'll be writing and posting these short stories!
This part is only the prologue, so it should give you some context regarding the universe the story takes place in. Most chapters will be split up in 3 parts:
The princess's own research notes regarding the chapter's species, dated from before the fall of the kingdom;
Our hero-wolf's diary as he explores the Dark Prince's conquered land...
2024-08-13 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Last guy I drew of this little series! I couldn't NOT draw him, he's so cute~
Looks even cuter with his robes off, I'll say...
Don't you worry, I have a lot more planned. I can't get enough of these baddies!
More lore... Are you gonna miss it?
While magic has existed for as long as history could record it, Wizzrobes are believed to be the first species to use it - before even the Zonai were . Even after all this time, they still retain their original ...
2024-08-13 01:10:16 +0000 UTC
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Just making a quick poll, out of curiosity...
I've been writing lore for the monster species featured in Ganon's Lair (how they behave, how they reproduce, their customs, their anatomy...) I love writing about it, and I've seen some people interested in seeing more.
So... What if I wrote short stories about our wolf hero's intel on his enemies, and his "firsthand experiences" with some of them? (May or may not involve sex and romance...)
These stories would be free! Spread t...
2024-08-11 14:57:25 +0000 UTC
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Look at this guy, dressed up in all flashy clothes! He's all prepped up for a trip in town to play bowling and grab a milkshake, hit the arcades... Being a groovy, bad boy~ (But not too bad. He'd never smoke!)
I can only imagine how his parents would have felt about his fashion style, considering they both work at their desk jobs... Truthfully, as much as Bumper might think his parents are boring and stuck-up, they're pretty lenient with him. If anything, they really enco...
2024-08-09 20:42:43 +0000 UTC
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Wanna know more about the cast members of the visual novel?
Ask them directly!
Click any of the images below:
2024-08-09 19:07:55 +0000 UTC
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Here comes another one of these!
Remember the rules - pick the theme you like the most from the list below, to go with this week's character. Remember, that theme will be GONE next week!
This week's character is Diddy! Everyone knows this little monkey ball of energy~
If you need a refresher, 2024-08-08 16:00:05 +0000 UTC
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You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!
This week's quizzee is Pipsy! Come say hi to your fans, girl!
"Pipsy walks on the stage... dressed cleanly, with her hair flowing as it trails behind her."
"... Oh. I guess I wasn't supposed to say that part out l...
2024-08-07 21:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Dun dun dunnn.
"You can't be serious! There's a SKELETON in your hero-saves-princess game? How is that even gonna work! And don't even think about invoking the word 'boner'..."
Well yeah, these bony guys are an enemy in the game too. They're a staple of the genre, I can't NOT have them! I modelled them vaguely off of Stallord, but of course I took several creative liberties with it... Honestly, I kinda dig this guy! I like the mix of bones and fuzz...
Since you know m...
2024-08-07 00:11:28 +0000 UTC
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Just a little doodle I made for Bowser Day, 'cause why not!
You went on a date with Bowser, lucky you! You chatted for hours over a glass of wine, and he eventually invites you back to his place...
2024-08-04 16:44:17 +0000 UTC
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You had to snap your fingers to get his attention, he was so absorbed in the game!
Now, since his answer wasn't exactly insightful... After practice he usually showers at the locker room with his buds, and then he goes home and watches the game with a nice fatty meal and a beer. And, of course, if you're home alone on a hot day, you don't wear much either~
Smell-O-Vision: (32%) Buffalo Wings, (21%) Sports Bag, (16%) Men's Deodorant, (9%) Used Jockstrap, (8%...
2024-08-03 14:19:59 +0000 UTC
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So, there he is! I hope Krunch's dad is everything you wanted and more... We finally found him after weeks of searching, and naturally he'll be incarcerated as soon as this reunion is over... (By the way, this reunion is not canon!)
Krunch is the youngest of six kids; some are iguanas, and some are crocodiles (like his mom). Generally, reptiles-birds-mammals can only reproduce with members of the same class, and that's why Krunch's dad isn't the same species he is. It's fairly...
2024-08-02 15:49:36 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: Oops, I messed up the poll! This one should work, sorry about the mess!
Here comes another one of these!
Remember the rules - pick the theme you like the most from the list below, to go with this week's character. Remember, that theme will be GONE next week!
This week's character is Bumper! Is he game enough to pull it off?!
If you need a refresher, 2024-08-01 16:27:04 +0000 UTC
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You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!
This week's quizzee is Diddy! Show us what you've--
~WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~
A heavy electric guitar strum blares through the stage speakers.
Clad in red, masked with sunglasses, a chimp appears...
2024-07-31 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Reeee~
There's been all kinds of these guys over the years, and their designs are usually on point... Though I have to say, I wasn't too fond of them in BotW, haha. They looked too much like actual chameleons for my liking!
I like 'em devious and colourful, like this guy is... They probably lick their lips while they spy on you, those sly bastards.
Little bit of lore... as always!
Lizals are not a single species, but rather a group of species - some are bu...
2024-07-31 00:18:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone!
I've set up a Discord server for supporting members. Starting now, patron-exclusive art will get a preview on Patreon, but the full versions will only be available on this new server.
If you're not on a paid tier, you can disregard this announcement! Free artworks, polls and announcement will keep being posted in full on Patreon, same as before.
If you're a patron and you don't have access to the Discord server, please let me know through a...
2024-07-30 03:27:27 +0000 UTC
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Looks like these two are having a lovely evening together... Wonder how it came to happen, though!
This is a very rough sketch, but the reason is because this will be a mini comic! Only a couple pages, but I couldn't think of a better way to convey this scenario. This is just a sneak peek, and I'll be submitting the pages as I go.
2024-07-28 03:06:07 +0000 UTC
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I've requested that my Patreon content is wiped from kemono. I don't feel comfortable with members-only content to be reposted on websites like these.
It sucks to talk about, but I think an official statement is in order... I'd rather not have to resort to less efficient ways to share stuff and engage with you guys.
I have a suspicion this request will go nowhere, but I figured I might as well do what little I can...
If you're aware of another place where my supporter...
2024-07-27 07:49:31 +0000 UTC
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Big boy's back, plumper than ever!
I know the previous design I had for these guys was nice (and I am keeping it, mind you!), but I just think Moblins need to be large, fat pig demons. That's just how I got to know them! It doesn't feel right otherwise...
Besides, most of you know I'm especially weak to big, plump, fuzzy guts. I just can't help it, but I promise I won't put them on every one of these cu-- enemies!
More lore, oh boy!
Same as Bokoblins, Mobl...
2024-07-26 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On the plus side, there's no way he's not hugging it in his sleep. He might complain about it, but underneath all that it's his pride and joy.
His tail is also a big reason why he refuses to get in water. At least he and Bumper get along on that topic!
2024-07-25 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Woo-hoo! It's time for something special!
You know the DKR cast well... Now it's time to see them out of their comfort zone!
Below is a list of themes – I'll draw this week's character using the highest-voted theme.
But be careful - once a theme is picked, it's gone from the next polls! Better keep the best for last... But WHO is gonna be last?!
This week's pick is Krunch! Something tells me he's not gonna like some of these...
If you need a refr...
2024-07-25 16:01:03 +0000 UTC
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You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!
This week's quizzee is Drumstick! Here he comes!
"Oh yeah! Hellooooo world!
..."
What sounded like applause was actually curtains clacking in the back of the room.
Someone dutifully closes the windows.
2024-07-24 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Pick any of the characters below! Your one true love, the one who was your high school bully, the one whose dick is the biggest... Doesn't matter! (Just don't pick all of them, that's pointless...)
The results may or may not be used for future... endeavours.
2024-07-23 21:58:33 +0000 UTC
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Yoshi: "See, I had this idea, hun... I got us these wireless buttplugs, and I wrote a script that makes our controllers' rumble turn up the vibration instead! Pretty sick, right?
... Are you game enough to stream it with me? Heh heh~"
-Later-
Yooka: "... -huff- We're definitely getting banned, hun..."
Yoshi: "Screw this site anyway~ We should set up an OnlyGoons instead!
Hey... Wann...
2024-07-23 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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It's a Boko Bonanza~ They're so skimpy, I love em to bits!
As you can see, I've experimented a bit with them. Bigger junk, more body hair... What else would look good on them? Mind you, I do think they're fine as is, but I will no longer have a Bokoblin without a tail anymore. I mean, just look at it! I just wanna grab it and... well, I'll probably get punched viciously, but I wanna grab it anyway.
Little lore time...
"Blins" are unnatural creatures made from...
2024-07-22 02:06:23 +0000 UTC
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You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!
This week's quizzee is Conker! Everyone, give a big round of applause to our returning star!
Applause rouses from backstage, but no one walks on stage.
The curtains get beat and tossed around as something brews backst...
2024-07-17 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It wouldn't be a gladiator outfit in an erotic game if it wasn't terribly skimpy and revealing. No way, mister!
I also tried giving him a builder outfit, just because I was... trying things. Seeing how I feel about them. (Yes, okay, seeing how much it arouses me too.)
They're are among the highest ranking soldiers of Ganon's army - specifically, they're the minions of Ganon's own second-in-command. If you run into one, you can be sure you'll be bullied and caught in some sort of oil...
2024-07-16 23:30:28 +0000 UTC
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Birdy~
Of course, since I'm including Goron and Zora, I'd be a fool not to include these fluffy warriors. They probably resent being called fluffy and cute since they're essentially a tribe of proud skydiving winged warriors...
But I mean, come on. Imagine sleeping with one of them - their big feathery wings are like warm blankets on a cold snowy night, their abdomen is like a fluffy mattress... you'd probably feel their coarse talons as you cuddle...
You know, all this, barr...
2024-07-14 03:29:32 +0000 UTC
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