So as I'm waiting on new drives to get here for the server rebuild, I decided to look into the statistics of the drives I have now and found some interesting statistics that I thought everyone might find interesting.
The first image is a 1TB Hitachi drive I bought from a small shop during my second tour in Korea in 2009. If you calculate out the highlighted hours that it's logged, it's been running constantly for just under 11 years solid error free. This drive has been my server OS dri...
2021-05-27 03:30:40 +0000 UTC
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You hum to yourself cheerfully as you finish organizing your reports for Onoskelis. It still strikes you as odd sometimes that you find yourself so happy in your current situation, given that you have a desk job in the literal underworld. And yet, it's the happiest you've been in your entire life. At least here, your work really MATTERS.
Voice by Azzie.
Script by Waterway the Wordsmith.
Character art by Indrakin.
BG SFX from freesound.org.
Includes Patreon Shouto...
2021-05-26 14:48:13 +0000 UTC
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It's been a few weeks after Ethan Winters has decimated the Village and made his way through the minions of Mother Miranda and you've been able to somehow bring back your Mistress and her daughters based on a hint of a plan that she gave you before everything happened. Everything is now gone, but at least you have each other and you're certain they'll be thankful. They will be thankful, right?
Voices by Azzie and AfterDark VA.
Script by Waterway the Wordsmith.
Character art ...
2021-05-24 08:34:06 +0000 UTC
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Join me for a special story time for this telling of Hansel and Gretel, a famous bedtime story around the world.
Voice by Azzie.
SFX from freesound.org.
Story from storiestogrowby.org.
2021-05-24 08:20:35 +0000 UTC
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You have been neglected by those around you, by both family and friends. However, far away in the middle of nowhere there is a demon sealed away in a cage. An obelisk warns to not release them, so you haven't. You quite enjoy your talks with the demon. No one visits them but you, so they are the only one who truly understands your loneliness. It almost makes you want to... free them.
Voice by Azzie. Script by Yan-con. SFX from freesound.org. Imagery from pixabay.com.
This audio wa...
2021-05-21 04:14:42 +0000 UTC
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Some of you may know that I keep all my data on a local server. Some of you may know that I recently moved. My slow, country internet where I live now has restricted what I can backup online or at least off site easily.
Unfortunately, yesterday, I suffered a critical data loss. Corruption across three total drives caused the loss of massive amounts of data. Some of what's been lost includes the recordings and raw capture data of my time as a hypnotist, my family movies from the past 10 ...
2021-05-20 13:43:21 +0000 UTC
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You wake up in a vat of fluid, having lost most of your memories, a mysterious woman looking in at you. What does she have in store for you? Why are you here? What's going on?
Voice by Azzie. No script. BG SFX from freesound.org.
2021-05-17 04:51:10 +0000 UTC
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You feel your heart thumping in your chest as the carriage pulls up to a grand mansion of impressive craftmanship, accented with intricate carvings of flowers and imposing, fanged figures. It's the location of the first party Adriana is taking you to, and the thought of dozens of vampires with their eyes on you is a terrifying prospect. You know that panicking will make things worse - nothing draws a vampire's attention like a pounding heartbeat - but that fact only serves to make you even mo...
2021-05-15 18:57:07 +0000 UTC
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From my family to yours, Happy Mother's Day.
(Left - Azzie's Mom, Right - Azzie)
2021-05-09 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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You watch your beloved librarian pacing back and forth. They claimed not to be nervous, but it's clear to you that that's not entirely true. You find yourself tapping your fingers anxiously as well - While making a poor impression on their mother might not mean the end of your relationship, it could certainly spell lots of trouble in the future.
Voices by Azzie and Azzie's mom. Script by Waterway the Wordsmith. BG SFX from freesound.org.
2021-05-06 15:58:47 +0000 UTC
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You have received an AI maid from one of your friends. What you don’t expect is that it’s a yandere. One sweet and dominant all for you. After downloading all of the packages available for your maid, all systems will be updated with all the additional packages. A few you had to purchase, but the majority of them are free of charge. You'll end up belonging to your new maid for the rest of time.
Voice by Azzie. Script by Spirit Tamer VA. Background FX from freesound.org.
2021-05-04 01:07:41 +0000 UTC
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You casually bump into a disguised Inferna while at the mall while shopping with a disguised Crescent Moon and it turns out that they went to college together. Are they going to start fighting right here in the middle of a mall? Yes! But not in the way you think!
Voices by Azzie and AfterDark VA. Script by Waterway the Wordsmith. Background SFX from freesound.org. Character art by luciferys.
2021-05-04 00:40:33 +0000 UTC
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Bees are an amazing and critical part of the ecosystem. Without them flowers, fruits, and most flowering plants would not be able to continue their pollination cycle. To learn more, visit one or more of the links below.
https://www.beeculture.com/
https://www.thebeecause.org/resources/
2021-05-04 00:22:19 +0000 UTC
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You’re a royal who’s been captured by the dragoness of the mountain caverns. When you wake up, the two of you decide to have a little chat about what’s going to happen to you now in her captivity.
Voice by Azzie. Script by Spirit Tamer VA. Background SFX from freesound.org.
2021-05-03 23:49:12 +0000 UTC
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So! What's in store for the next month and beyond? Well, this month there's the continuation of both the Lady Dimi and Supervillain series. There are also a few scripts and collabs that I'm currently editing that should go up in the first half of the month.
After that? Hopefully we can return to the Seven Deadly Sins series as well as getting in a bit more work on the Demon Dr series. I'd also like to get in a 'special' audio around mid-month.
And then there's something very...
2021-05-01 06:03:00 +0000 UTC
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When your submissive pet comes home, you notice they seem all out of sorts. You first give them the option of either talking about it or forgetting about all of it. When they give you their answer then it’s time for you as their mistress to give them the tender loving care they need to make them feel all better from a tough day.
Voice by Azzie. Script by Spirit Tamer VA. SFX from freesound.org. Art from Pixabay.
2021-04-30 18:24:55 +0000 UTC
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If anyone is curious what the Digital Audio Workstation screen looks like. ^_^
Track 1 is my lines, track 2 is AfterDark VA's. Track 3 is where I would put any SFX I manually made. Track 4 is for any SFX from freesound.org. Track 5 is the fireplace background, also from freesound.org. Track 6 is the custom background FX I made years ago while I was in the Air Force - it's at such a low level I doubt anyone can hear it. I filter out every scrap of noise so to try and make everything soun...
2021-04-26 17:03:02 +0000 UTC
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You've been called in to attend Lady Dimitrescu again after quite a bit of training and this time she's not alone.
Voices by Azzie and AfterDark VA.
Script by Waterway the Wordsmith.
Character art by Chiwadak and Ajifurai.
Background SFX from freesound.org.
2021-04-25 21:25:31 +0000 UTC
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You rattle the cage door with your tiny hands, but the iron bars are far more than you can handle. You glance up at the strange, stone creature that is carrying you, wondering where you are going to end up. You are taken through a set of grand doors, and are greeted with the sight of a strange-looking woman. She appears human, but you can't seem to place her age. She seems both youthful and ancient at the same time. You tremble as your cage is set down in front of her.
Voice by Azzie.
2021-04-20 22:47:58 +0000 UTC
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You found an old android in the wreckage of an old train car and though you're not sure what model it is, you've managed to fix it up enough with the spare parts you had on hand to make it your new maid and comfort companion. Will you be able to train her up, or will she be unable to handle the pressures of the future she's been thrust into?
Voice by Azzie.
Script by AfterDark VA.
Computer and BG SFX from freesound.org. Other SFX by Azzie.
Character art by Plane Guy.
2021-04-20 13:11:43 +0000 UTC
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You have a new job at a pizzeria run by a demoness and as you're getting to know each other she seems a bit stressed out by losing her whole world.
Voice by Azzie.
Script by Azzie.
SFX from freesound.org.
Character art by lunar filth of deviantart.
2021-04-13 18:43:08 +0000 UTC
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Voice by Azzie.
Script by Love Struck Emma. Script is Here
MRI SFX from freesound.org.
Masturbating in an MRI machine for research purposes.
2021-04-13 18:37:29 +0000 UTC
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So here's the code for free shipping in my merch store! It's free to use for all Bear-ific patrons! ^_^ PRMBEARSHP Get wonderful bear merch shipped to you for free!
DISCLAIMER: Due to TeeSpring regulations, this is US only and international shipping costs more. Sorry my lovely bear cubs!
PRMBEARSHP
EDIT:: I forgot to link to the giftshop!!! I am so very sorry!!!! https://azzies-giftshop.creator-...
2021-04-13 10:58:27 +0000 UTC
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Come on now, you can trust teacher, can't you? She'll do ANYTHING for you to make sure those grades are perfect.
Voice by Azzie.
Script by AfterDark VA and Spirit Tamer VA.
SFX from freesound.org.
Character art from a yandere simulator.
2021-04-08 07:22:23 +0000 UTC
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You sigh to yourself as you climb the steps up to the tower where the queen's chambers are. You've been summoned early in the morning, with no explanation as to what you're needed for. This is nothing new. You find working under her to be an exhausting endeavor. And yet, despite her awful behavior, you find yourself drawn to her personal magnetism. You shrug your shoulders, resigned to your fate, and stop in front of the door a moment before knocking and entering.
Voice by Azzie.
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2021-04-08 07:15:12 +0000 UTC
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You've arrived at Inferna's secret hideout and she's trying her best to convince you to turn to her side. Will she convince you before Crescent Moon shows up? Or will the heroine foil her plot again?
Voice of Inferna by Azzie. Voice of Crescent Moon by AfterDark VA.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaMk_8hVSrUbWKYKS5PQ5GA
Script by Waterway the Wordsmith.
Background FX from...
2021-04-08 07:14:51 +0000 UTC
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You were able to win the heart of one of the most dangerous beasts in the world, a Bear. She removes her fur and presents herself to you. She accepts you as her mate. After your first anniversary pass, you suddenly feel tired and thirsty. Slowly you fall on your bed and faint. You're covered in sweat and suddenly you are cool off. You barely wake up and open your eyes to see your wife right in front of you with a cold towel.
Voice by Azzie.
Script by Little Crow
SFX from fre...
2021-04-03 15:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Your life in one world has ended and you've been greeted by a goddess saying that you're being given a chance at a new life in a new world. Will you take this chance to do good? Or will you move on to something different?
Voice by Azzie.
SFX from freesound.org.
Free art from pixabay.
2021-04-03 15:00:04 +0000 UTC
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So for April Fools, Spirit Tamer and AfterDarkVA and I decided to do a 3 way exchange of audios between our channels. This is the audio that's going up on Spirit's channel. I'll be posting up AfterDarkVA's audio on my channel at the usual time.
Voice by me. Bear sounds made by a bear. Wildlife sounds from my yard. Free art from Pixabay.
2021-04-01 16:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Rather than an April Fools gag, Here's meditation and positivity. Please relax and enjoy.
Voice by Azzie.
Background music is "The Inner Sound" by the amazing Jesse Gallagher. (Obtained via Google's free audio library but seriously, go check out his music.)
https://www.youtube.com/user/nightimegallagher
Quotes are from
2021-03-31 21:41:20 +0000 UTC
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