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Code Bloat [early ver.]

amnesiacs be like "i forgor" 💀💀💀

Io -- Yaddle

Karen -- Aurora Nightigale

Marisa Water Inflation animation

Here is a new fellow I'm collaborating with! This is his first(-ish) animation. I see a lot of potential in him, so I'm doing whatever I can to help get him off the ground.

...it also helps that he enjoys inflating 2hus as much as I do, but that's beside the point. 😎

Code Bloat [editing WIP]

Decided this one's getting posted first cuz its way older lol

Dirty Yuri [raw audio]

Just FYI there's gonna be a few scattershot WIP posts like these (i.e. two scripts or two raw audios, rather than the script and raw to one story) until I have all the stories that were in the middle of being posted sorted out. 

Code Bloat [raw audio]

sigma grindset tip #5000000: drink blood until you look like a swollen tick

It's September.

Acknowledgement of low-hanging joke to appear self-aware.

<<APPLAUSE>>

In any case, hello again! I will be resuming posting and payment in September. Here is a short list of what I said I'd do a month ago:

• Edit the Waifu Warz audios!! - I did this, god bless. Either the Io or DDLC one will be first.
• Advancing other patron rewards. - Didn't get as much done on this as I would have liked, but some progress i...
  2021-09-01 06:08:07 +0000 UTC View Post

$10 patrons, which would you prefer?

In addition to heightened early access to edited audios, I am planning to include a new perk. Which one should it be?

Layers -- You get access to the stems of posted audios. The edited-up voices, each layer of SFX from whooshes and cloth rustles to chair creaks to belly creaks. Pretty much everything but the music (unless it's something I made).

Alternates -- Going forward, every WW poll winner will have the usual audio, along with an alternate ve...

$5 patrons, which would you prefer?

Doing the rest of the polls at the same time cuz I'm stupid eheeeh yeah boyyy

(translation: I'm almost done with the WW audios and haven't had the time to figure out how I should go about these ://)

ANYWAY, I've come up with a new idea for monthly polls:

The current method -- Expansion method is voted on (air/liquid inflation, WG/stuffing, etc) at the same time as the character.

Proposed new method -- After the character ...

$2 patrons, which would you prefer?

I've been thinking about how stories will be posted going forward, let me know which you prefer:

The current method -- WIP materials posted every 4 days. Usually in the order of: script, raw audio, early access ($5), public release.

Proposed new method -- All WIP materials posted at the same time as the public audio. The main idea behind this is that your feed doesn't get flooded with constant "[title] script", "[title] raw audio" posts.

2021-08-06 05:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post

The Cutting Room Floor

Not to be confused with that one wiki, but similar premise. Before August hits, here's a brief assortment of audios that never made it to my public deviantArt page. Disclaimer that some of these are north of a year old and might induce a little whiplash as a result.

A More Private A...

Dirty Yuri [editing WIP 2]

(bbbBUUUOORRP)

Pause

Hello new and recurring patrons, I hope you've been enjoying the stories and other audio projects so far. 😎

I'm making a public post to say that I am pausing my page for August. This means that I won't be making any content posts, but also that you will not be charged for next month. If you are charged for whatever reason, please contact me via Patreon, Discord, Twitter, deviantArt, MySpace, carrier pigeon, whatever works best for you.

Of course, I'm...

Dirty Yuri [script]

She gets "dirty" in a certain sense of the term. 

(Said sense being "greasy and obese". Maybe even "stinky" if you choose to listen to the alt version.)

Waifu Warz 14 [expansion poll]

Pick a type of expansion you'd like to see the winner of the character poll undergo.

Waifu Warz 14 [character poll]

Lots of red this time around!

Pretty much every WW audio up to this point is voiced and ready to be edited together, so next month I will be focusing on doing exactly that.

$5 patrons, please see this poll to determine what type of expansion the winner will undergo.

Expansion Pack 2: Continue?

[inflation, bursting], dA link, Twitter link 

When you hold promotional competitions that involve chugging large amounts of mysterious goop, glass encasements are very much encouraged. You wouldn't want to make a mess, would you?

Narrator ...