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An Arc for Every Season - Chapter 41

Next chapter for Seasons. Been a while, huh? Literally about two years. Hopefully people remember what this was about. The original plan before was to do another comedy chapter with apartment shenanigans, but given the time gap, I figured we needed some actual fucking plot. So yeah, enjoy. 

Patreon note - I've started taking my anxiety medication again. I'm hoping it'll improve my output. I remember a few years back when I updated every few days. I'm hoping t...

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Progress Update

Hey, just a heads up on how it's going. Almost done (about a day or two) from the next Seasons main story update. Been a while, huh? After that, the next chapter of Maid Jaune featuring Ren and Nora threesome. Which includes Ren in a qipao. Remember, it ain't weird to kiss a homie goodnight.

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Here There Be Pirates (Pirate AU Jaune Harem) - Chapter 2

Hey. Sorry for the delay. I'm REALLY trying to get the creative juices flowing again. I feel...lethargic, dunno why. I'll see about doing better. Promise.

For anyone interested in making a commission, email me at: storylover543 gmail . com

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Jaune took a deep breath and forced himself to smile as he led Ruby and Yang back to the Beacon. Be confident, he reminded himself. He wasn't just the cabin boy anymore, he wa...

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Update

Sorry for the delay again. Writing out the next Pirate Jaune chapter then maybe something with a harem twist.

Also, for the next chapter of Maid Jaune, who do you guys want? If I'm not mistaken, Winter was considered the choice, but I'm not sure. I could also go for Cinder, Ren/Nora threesome, or Blake.

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Silver-Eyed Angel (Jaune x Summer smut)

Jaune x Summer NSFW commission. Guy wanted a dating app story where Jaune somehow doesn't realize Ruby's proto-clone wasn't her mom.

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Jaune dragged himself through the door of Team JNPR's dorm room, his legs feeling like jelly after another grueling training session. His teammates filed in behind him, each in various states of exhaustion. Well, except for Pyrrha, who looked like she could probably run a few more laps around Beacon's co...

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Mister and Missus Arc-Schnee - Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of 5. Almost done. This one's more dramatic than previous chapters, but it's temporary. Just these two finishing up all the loose ends before everything is done.

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Jaune'd seen a lot of weird shit in his life. Hell, just in the past few weeks he'd time traveled, captured international terrorists, and convinced a centuries-old wizard that he wasn't completely insane. But standing in the vault beneath Beacon Academy, watching a ...

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Cafe D'Arc - Maid Jaune, Chapter 6

Maid Jaune 6. I'm VERY sorry for the gap. Like I said in the status update, sickness and business thing. Most of my family went abroad as well, so that's a thing. I'll be writing my next output (Mr and Mrs. Arc-Schnee) quicker. Lack of smut makes it easier.

Anyway, this chapter is a nice change of pace for me since Jaune's not acting like he hates his job. Glynda provided some refreshing content.

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A couple of day...

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Status Update

Hey, sorry for the gap. I’ve been sick for the past few days and I’ve been dealing with some stuff at work. I’m already getting back to the groove, though. Maid Jaune 6 (Goodwitch) is coming out soon then either the next chapter for Mr. and Mrs. Arc-Schnee or Minecraft Faunus Jaune

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Mister and Missus Arc-Schnee - Chapter 3

Chapter 3 out of maybe 5. Hope you guys enjoy.

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Roman Torchwick considered himself a professional. A criminal mastermind, a master thief, a criminal virtuoso. Vale's most wanted for a reason. He had style, panache, and enough skill with his cane to make even trained Huntsmen think twice before crossing him (and made them regret when they did). You didn't grow up in the mean streets of Mistral without learning how

So how,...

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Cafe D'Arc - Maid Jaune, Chapter 5

Next Maid Jaune chapter focus on Ruby. No smut for this one. Just Jaune hanging out with his super bestie better than the restie with no weirdness at all.

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Weeks blurred together in a flurry of bookings, outfits, and increasingly unhinged client requests. Jaune had established himself as Vale's premier crossdressing maid-escort (cause that sounded way more dignified than maid-hooker), and business was, quite frankly, booming.<...

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Mister and Missus Arc-Schnee - Chapter 2

Chapter 2. Commissioner confirmed this'll go on for about 4 chapters.

For anyone interested in making a commission, email me at: storylover543@gmail.com

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Ruby had been super excited for Combat Class. Like, jumping-on-her-bed-until-Weiss-threatened-to-freeze-her-feet-to-the-floor excited. This was what being at Beacon was all about! Learning to...

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Minecraft Jaune Omake: Faunus Jaune 1

Hey-o! Here's the what-if omake I had planned months ago: what if Minecraft Jaune was a Faunus? Turns out, the kingdoms hoping to exploit him are even more screwed than they are in the main storyline. Meanwhile, Blake just gets an immediate critical success dice roll due to the race modifier.

For people asking, the guy commissioning this is on vacay and he'll be back in a month or two. So omake first. Hope you guys enjoy this one.

For anyo...

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Mister and Missus Arc-Schnee - Chapter 1

Commission that came from an idea. Jaune and Weiss being a bitter divorced married couple who both end up going back in time. Cue them both trying to fix things while falling in love again as they avert tragedies. Poor Ruby is caught in the middle.

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Weiss Schnee-Arc's heels clicked aggressively against the marble floor of the courthouse. Each step reverberated with the precision of a metronome and the fury of a woman scorned. Thirty ye...

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Cafe D'Arc - Maid Jaune, Chapter 4

Sorry this took a while. My PC bricked and I had to write the latter half of the chapter on a shittier laptop. Anyways, hope you enjoy.

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Jaune trudged through the front doors of the maid cafe, the familiar bell jingling overhead like some cruel, mocking reminder of the life choices that had led him to this exact moment. His shoulders were slumped with the weight of exhaustion, shame, and the ever-pressing burden of financial strategy. ...

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No Forgiveness - Oneshot

Hey. Warning, this is going to be a really dark and angsty oneshot because this came from a discussion me and a few others had: what if Volume 1 Weiss didn't just accept Blake being a former member of a group that specifically targetted her and her family for years? Yeah, this is gonna be heavy.

Side note - I know some people are gonna accuse me of bashing Blake given how rough this story is on her. No. Despite all the jokes about her being Worst Girl, I actuall...

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In Her Sights - Jaune x May Chapter 3 of 3

Last chapter for this oneshot-turned-threeshot. Poor Weiss.

For patrons - Maid Jaune coming soon-ish. Got distracted by this, but don't worry, we'll soon see Yang using Jaune to deal with her mommy issues!

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Weiss had spent exactly twenty-seven minutes making sure Jaune and Pyrrha would be gone for at least two hours. She'd mentioned something about a special combat training session with Professor Goodwitch that s...

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In Her Sights - Jaune x May Chapter 2 of 3

Next chapter. This is now a threeshot. Yeah, sorry, I figured Jaune and May's date deserves its own chapter to shine.

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Weiss believed in order. She believed in discipline, in protocol, in the proper way of doing things. That's how she was raised, how she was trained, and how she'd always approached life. As the heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, she understood better than most that presentation and conduct were everything. People were...

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In Her Sights - Jaune x May Chapter 1 of 3

A twoshot that I got inspired to make after some chatting in my discord. A comedic Jaune Arc x May Zedong story where May is Jaune's childhood friend and guardian sniper. Whether he wants it or not.

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Jaune stared out the airship window at the approaching silhouette of Beacon Academy, trying desperately to ignore the churning in his stomach. He clutched his family heirloom - Crocea Mors - a bit tighter, wondering for the thousandth time...

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Zenless Zone Zero x RWBY Crossover, Chapter 1 of 3.

Zenless Zone Zero and RWBY crossover. This'll only be a threeshot, so don't worry about it distracting from other fics.

Patreon note - Sorry for the delays everyone. Things changed at work and I got a new position, so things were hairy for a bit. I promise the next update - the final(?) chapter for Rizzless V1 Jaune - will come out quicker.

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Weiss did not like Jaune Arc.

For anyone who knew her, this wasn't...

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Team Rizzless - Volume 1 Jaune Omake, Part 3

Next chapter might be the last one. We'll see. Also, apparently you're supposed to put a space after ellipsis when used in sentences. My life is a lie.

I'll be doing the Zenless Zone Zero crossover oneshot now! Enjoy this till then.

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Jaune was living the dream.

...Sort of.

Okay, maybe not exactly the dream he'd originally set out for when he first enrolled at Beacon. He'd planned to become a great Hun...

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Team Rizzless - Volume 1 Jaune Omake, Part 2

Putting this out quick. Sister's birthday is coming soon and we're leaving for a hotel for a couple days, so I wanted to hack something out before then.

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Jaune had never felt this exhausted in his entire life. It wasn't just a matter of being physically tired - by the Brothers, his legs felt like they were made of lead and his arms weren't much better - it was the kind of exhaustion that settled into his very soul. Like someth...

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Belladonna Brawl - Chapter 4

Next chapter. Nearing the end. Just a couple more chapters to go. I'm also thinking of doing a Zenless Zone Zero oneshot where Jaune is a member of the Sons of Calydon and the whole gang comes to Beacon to see their little bro. Cue Weiss and Lucy having an instant rivalry, Yang crushing hard on Lighter, and Burnice meeting Nora.

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Jaune stumbled into yet another cave, panting heavily, his entire body aching from a combination of exhaust...

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Next character for Maid Jaune

Character choices on who you guys wanna see for the next Maid Jaune chapter.

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Cafe D'Arc - Maid Jaune, Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Maid Jaune. Weiss' turn now. Per the vote, there will be no butt stuff.

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Jaune trudged through the hallways of Beacon, still reeling from everything that had just happened. He'd slept with Pyrrha. That was a fact. A very real, inescapable fact. His first time, his partner, the whole thing. Holy crap. He shook his head violently, as if the sheer force of his denial could wipe the memory from exis...

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Here There Be Pirates (Pirate AU Jaune Harem) - Chapter 1

A comedic RWBY Pirate AU someone commissioned. This one is a harem story that'll have NSFW segments later. Don't expect things to get too serious. The commissioner wanted it to have the tone of Pirates of the Carribean.

Next thing will be Maid Jaune Chapter 3 for Patrons.

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Jaune had always wanted to be a pirate. Not just any pirate, though. He wanted to be the kind of legendary, larger-than-life adventurer who sa...

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Team Rizzless - Volume 1 Jaune Omake, Part 1

V1 Jaune. This one is more comedic and smutty compared to Rusted Knight omakes. Hope you guys enjoy.

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Jaune Arc had big dreams. Dreams of being a hero, of standing on the front lines of battle with a shining blade and gleaming armor, of vanquishing the Grimm and winning the admiration of his peers (and maybe the love of a certain ice-cold heiress).

The reality, however, was that Beacon was hard.

Not just academical...

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Femboy Ren - Oneshot for a Friend

Oneshot done for a friend. He wanted Ren crossdressing and getting free stuff cause of it. So yeah, enjoy. I'll be doing a RWBY Jaune harem fic next. It'll be a comedic Pirate AU where Jaune becomes captain of The Beacon and gathers a loyal crew of the deadliest women in the seas.

I might also make a Zenless crossover where Jaune's old gang, the Sons of Calydon, come to visit Beacon. Lucy and Weiss immediately hate each other on sight. And Maid Jaune Chapter 3 ...

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Team Rizzless - Rusted Knight Omake, Part 3

Last part of Rizzless Rusted Knight Jaune. Hope you guys like this one.

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Jaune let out a long, content sigh as he settled into the cool grass, stretching his legs out beneath him and letting his muscles finally relax for what felt like the first time in weeks. The sun was refreshingly warm, the breeze gentle, and for once, there were no Huntresses around trying to drag him into some godforsaken broom closet for 'a quickie between heroe...

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Jaune Musuo - Chapter 2

Part 2 of 2 of Jaune Musou. Team RWBY dealing with First Kingdom Problems.

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The grim reality of the mook exodus didn't just hit Weiss - it hit all of them.

They'd brushed it off at first, convinced that the militiamen, White Fang, and other assorted goons would eventually come crawling back once they realized that farming or blacksmithing or whatever dumb menial jobs they had scurried off to couldn't possibly be as rewarding as g...

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Hidden Virgin, Crouching Spartan - Crack Oneshot

Sorry for the delay. Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 came out and I've been obsessed. Anyway, this is a oneshot proof of concept that I wrote up cause of a discord discussion. Probably won't continue it since it's was more a shitpost.

Jaune Musuo 2 coming out soon. Then chapter 3 of Maid Jaune.

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Jaune lived every day walking a razor's edge, his every interaction carefully measured, his every word calculated, his every...

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