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Patreon Voting Poll 2022 1

Sunshine: 

What do you get when Cadmus' tries to dump all its funding before the next fiscal quarter so that the money tap doesn't run dry?

Power Girl with Superpowered ADHD and a dick as long as your thigh, that's what.

Zack Snyder. Call me.


Biblioculture: 

Who knew that getting tapped by a golf kart counted when it came to be considered for being sent to another world with a cheat item? Our hero sure didn't. It never even crossed his mind.

Not that much did before then, seeing as his brain was melting at the time thanks to a bad batch of microwave macaroni, but who knew? 

I mean, he does now. And that books writing themselves isn't the dream he thought it was... But who!?


School is Canceled - Dead Outside:

Yang faces off against the entire undead population of Japan, all 124 million of them.

All she's got to her name is limited ammunition, busted logistics, a small and untrained group of civilians with potential...and several big titty anime girls that are depending on her to keep them alive.

She'd like to say this was just another Tuesday now.

Please?

Comments

That was old canon. The more-coherent/less-snippety rewrite left us with her selling a golden d20 to a pawnshop owner and Flash lamenting about how “you’ve seen one secret underground bunker where the experiments broke loose you’ve seen them all.”

Pethrai D'arkos

Yes, Sunshine, we have not had enough of her. I think we left her about to eat Ivy out of house and home. Ivy: Where the hell does it all go? Sunshine: *burp* Well, it is decent, but no greens to eat. Ivy: ... was that a sex joke aimed at me? Sunshine: Maybe. Ivy: Stop or I'll get the boy scout to give you 'the talk'.

John


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