Lisa: Your mom said it was your destiny to fuck the Simurgh?
Taylor: Well...no. But she did say I was going to do great things. Fucking an Endbringer is pretty great.
This is the premise. This is our curse... Is this an April Fool's Joke made early? Is this entirely serious? Who knows? Not me! I'm just the writer!
Only the commissioner knows the truth! Read and decide for yourselves!