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WHY DO WE GET SENT THIS STUFF?

Once in a while, we delve into our PO Box and spend the afternoon opening gifts - today being such a fine and lovely occasion. This time however, there are some big question marks over these anonymous offerings.

WHY DO WE GET SENT THIS STUFF?

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Who gets birthday shout outs usually? Is it any Patreon?

Rebecca Cross

We have had so many comments saying it's amazing - we'll be giving it a go the next time we clean the house! Thanks again πŸ’•

Novympia

I own one of those and it’s great!!

Hart Lewis

OK maybe it's because we're the same age, but I love how I keep getting Lymp's obscure references to comedian quotes from the noughties, aka "Our Jooooohn" and "the colourings of a labradooooor".

TheRogueDM

I was the one who sent you the pet fur remover lol - it was in its own Amazon box with a note so I feel so robbed! I know it seems silly but I have a fluffy little shedding dog and this thing really works for keeping my black goth lifestyle of clothes and fabrics fur-free. Plus there's no waste from it and the back pops open when it's full and you can just take all the fur out. Silly, I know. The one I personally have is branded as "Fur Daddy" and I partially bought it because of the utterly ridiculous name. I had just seen a couple older videos where you were using those sticker based lint rollers and they're such garbage at actually de-furring a surface 😎

Murdercake

Never heard of Vanilla and their No Way, No Way so naturally I had to look up their music video…. I hereby curse you, your house and your children’s children. I got through 58 seconds before my eyes and ears were burned β€” very painfully, I might add. PS: such a little thing but can’t deny how fun it is hearing my birthday recognized on my celeb idols’ show. Thanks!!

Hart Lewis

Hi Y'all Jessica from Oklahoma...so I didn't send the roller but if you like it I will happily take the credit. I love ya gals so much, thanks for the Novympia treat! <3

Heart Soul

"Nova, 42" ah, so an Olympia edit today

Kim N

I haven’t lost the game for years to the point I just burst out in laughter when it popped up!

Jack_hz8

πŸ₯°

Smurphy

also how dare you unlock that smurf video from my memory

Oliver Jett

β€œwhat do you know about subtlety?” alone was a fantastic line by nova but the fact that she said it while dressed as a mermaid prostitute really elevates it bless you nova we adore you

Oliver Jett

I'm kicking myself I should have finished your gift sooner! Only sent it today. Suppose I'll have to wait to see your reaction.

Eryberrie True Crime

I was in your neck of the woods again this week πŸ˜‚, staying at Wareham Forest Retreat. When you were filming this, I was getting some chippies from Tubsy's Chip Shop by that terrible big Asda

Stickums

Y’all deserve all the love and happiness you receive! You are wonderful people who give so much of yourselves to others. You give us a safe place to be genuine, to laugh, be entertained, etc. You are entertaining as hell! And you’re beautiful inside & out.β€οΈπŸ’–πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ©΅πŸ’œ

Wendy Scoates

Such fun cack in this P.O. Box haul. Loved the new shirts! I knew this video was gonna be great when I saw the gerls' lewks. Barbie Coachella and Diva Caracal look da-vaaahn! πŸ–€πŸ©·

Scary Clarey

"The colour.. of a Labrador.. and the size.. of a Labrador and it ran.." "Like a Labrador?" "Like a Labrador!"

Lee Dawson

That's our fault then for leaving such a long gap before we open it and forgetting πŸ˜‚ Thank you! πŸ’•

Novympia

#CometoBrazil

Daniela Menezes

O fornecedor oficial de itens brasileiros do Culto. πŸ’•

Daniela Menezes

I’m the mysterious Brazilian, girls. I didn’t include a letter because I sent a message beforehand, my bad! Those tubes that came with the soap are hand cream btw!

Patrique


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