Friday Night Special - Shirts Have Arrived!

freaking love my shirts!!!

Matthew Lunsford

I love the mixed reaction I get at large events. People can get pretty nuts

TopDeck4TheWin

I’m a happy Timmy wearing my Alpha Investments T-shirt on Friday

They got more in stock reeeee, Im a lil timmy now :3

Rob Misaku

I can’t fucking believe I missed this sale. I wanted shirts so bad 😥

Robert Lewis

should i buy the placeholder size?

Rory West

With the 10 year at 1.45%, will next year's shirt read: "Dude, where'd the inflation go??"

Schrodinger's Clock

I hope, because I had no idea would sell so fast. I’m on a completely different time zone.

You had a valid question, yes unfortunately they are sold out but wave 2 is coming so don't lose hope.

People complain about people asking a easy question :/.

I hope Rudy reads the comments of people crying about his practices but also paying for his taco crate and laughs like a school girl. They hate us cause they anus

Some of y'all are really complaining that the shirts sold out when you're 24 to 48 hours late to the sale? What do you expect?

Joseph Twyman

I can’t to have coked out sex in this shirt. “Pudding machine go BRRRRER UGHHHH”

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Are they sold out already or still waiting to be posted?

Check inside the Dryer.

HobbyMaster

Rudy could make a Alpha Investments Pink Plastic Visor. We could wear it when he does the Pink Visor videos. Tshirts have too many sizes. An Alpha investments Pin or Patch would also be nice.. again.. no sizes. I wanted to buy this shirt, but looks impossible to snag one before all the other Timmies and their Bots. Rudy said he will release the other 50% next week, so I will check in again. But I won't be camping out on Patreon or my email waiting to jump in an snatch one like a crazed Black Friday Door-buster shopper. It is fun to follow along on Rudy's Cult of Personality, but he isn't making it easy to literally 'buy into it' if the Rudy products get sold immediately. (less than 24 hours).

HobbyMaster

Is the shirt made with Cotton or Poly? I can't seem to locate the materials used for the shirt.

JXEcute

Hoping more get released as I was unable to be around for this one. Love the shirt idea this year Rudy!

Super bummed out. I got one last year and was hoping to get this year's too. Bots have to have gotten most of them.

Guess I'll have to snag one up before they all get stuck in the drier like my friends sister ;P

Mitchell

Hope to catch my size next week. I don't think Rudy needs to advertise on YouTube - only small and XXXXXXXXXXL left!

Keith Hendley

so weird i bought and paid after email last night but its not in my ebay like it never happened. Hopefully can get one on restock.

Does it come with a peelable sticker?

lol not my thing. into the money making part, not the fan boy part

Gabriel Mortensen

But is there going to be a full art foil variant on the next print run?

Chad

Bots saw a Rudy sale on eBay and swooped in. 😂

I need xxl

Damn i missed out

Mark Vitali

Ok guys who is scalping all the shirts

Ryan

oh no :( Missed it!

Pedro

I can’t get a triple XL it’s only small and xxxxl left

Dam missed it...would love a XXL if anyone got an extra let me know.

3,600 shirts sold! God damn, money machine go brrrr indeed! bravo Rudy!

John Miller

I’ve heard small. If you’re big I wouldn’t take any chances

Ozzy B.

Does anyone know a sizing chart for these shirts? Do they run large or small?

Justin Calderon

Picked up a xxl, thanks Rudy!

Jacobs Jordan

Rudy I missed the sale. Want a shirt really bad. If you have an extra XL I'll take it

Brad

It’s only 50% of the supply so you’ll get a chance next week

S. Wang

Noooooo I did tooo the most popular XXXXL hasn’t sold out yet luckily

Kamen

I missed the Large size in stock, what a bummer. Sounds like there's a bunch of us who did. Que tiny violin...

Papa Stevie

It would be great if patrons could put in their size ahead of you ordering so the patrons aren’t always competing for a shirt. You could advance order for the patrons and the the extras go on eBay.

PizzaPasta

So pissed I missed out on an XL.

trying to buy a xl and it says you dont have any but it isnt grayed out in the selection.

alldaytaytay

Any way we can get some more larges? Anyone buying the placeholder?

No more large 😭😭😭

Drew

My size was out of stock, so I picked one up for my wife. Ty!

Who bought the placeholder?

Got mine! Thanks Rudy!

Rudy, could you look into pocket t-shirts in the future, or would that cost too much more?

Kolby Krohn

Alpha Investments Shirts are slowly becoming my entire wardrobe 😂

Christopher Walsh

@Rudy. Dude those shirts are no joke. There is a XXXXXL!!!! Daaaaaam

Chase

Got mine! Thanks!

Jeffrey Lemond

Fuck yeah!

Finger

Most underrated Friday night sale! This will definitely age well, I got 2 so I can open and enjoy 1 and keep the other sealed! /s, I did get 2 though

Robert Sutphin

I got 2. Can’t wait to wear it to my LGS and see the looks from all the regulars haha.

Patrick Deitner

bought my shirt woo hoo

Went ahead a copped 2. One to wear and one to keep

Robert Miller

Just send us some for Christmas

Eddie Aguilar

I'm getting this shirt graded, ASAP

Michael Morale

Can we order these shirts by the case?

Philip Davis

Gimme

Infinite War

Wanted to order one but shipping is more than the shirt lol

Ordered one for when I go to a fancy restaurant and order some tacos with a side of crayons

Artur Wawrzak

Guess I’m official now!! Lol

Thuan Nguyen

OMG Rudy just tanked the Alpha merch market. Last years shirts were worth $10k and now we're down to$24.99 =( Hold my taco I'm buying the dip!

Kenny Advocat

✅

Just ordered one :)

Grey Shirt Guy

Definitely ordering one to support you Rudy!! Thank you for always being yourself and creating awesome content!

Ordered mine

Jacob P.

What happened to the “The Market’s Still Wrong” slogan? So many faux corrections and emotional swings in the market this year.

Andrew Green

Whatever shirts don't sell in a few months. Make a giant quilt Rudy!

Paul Tufis

Still waiting on sealed case of stop tape………

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

Rudy, I want my serialized shirt NOW! #69 of 4,200

Carlos Malave Solares

I hope they are serialized

Ozzy B.

S=28inch Length / M=29 / L=30 / XL=31 / 2XL=32 / 3XL=33 / 4XL=34 / 5XL=35

Sam Park

Thanks for the heads up. Got one. Hoping I get the secret alternate version with the peel away taco stain!

Kevin

Alpha Investments, where your X only costs you $5 bucks.

Andrew Schulz

I thought the shirts were gonna say “the market got it wrong”

Ozzy B.

Thank you all for the help replies, I understand now. :)

Chris Segura

If the shirts were made by the same company as last year. S=18inch width / M=20 / L=22 / XL=24 / 2XL=26 / 3XL=28 / 4XL=30 / 5XL=32

Sam Park

Love it.

Pumpin and dumpin!

Matthew Dykman

I think purchasers of the Gem Keeper should get a shirt for free

Ozzy B.

Oh thanks I read it wrong, thank you, still worth it. :)

Chris Segura

Whoop whoop looking for getting it 😁

Nikki W

Hopes and dreams

Jeremy Jones

Already placed my order. I will be the envy of all my friends!

I think I bought 4

Ozzy B.

The shirts are not 50% off. He said 50% of the shirts were loaded to ebay and patrons got first shot.

JODY MCCULLOUGH

Does Rudy wear the shirts first? If not I’m out! I want to smell the tears of his enemies…

Mike Brickel

I'm in!

Eric Boron

Is that placeholder there just for the memes?

Daniel Langworthy

HOW MUCH CAN WE FLIP THESE FOR?

Ray Q

There should be shirts for patreons that say first edition

Rick Pluta

Ok I order 2 but didn't seethe 50% off?

Chris Segura

Had to get one.

It’s just 50% of the inventory he has up for sale, not 50% off

Man I love this guy he just had us pay him $15 two days ago so he could tell us how we could give him another $15 Today($25 - COG & Shipping.) That's epic

Sweet. I was waiting for this to go live!

scharm

Tested to fit bulls and bears alike.

Andrew Schulz

Its called Fluffy

What type of shirt material?

How dare you not have xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxL for that reason, I'm out!

Jason Boillot

Can’t wait

maxx schanback

Bought one just for fun

Philip Davis

Got my shirt, now off to Taco Bell to celebrate.

Nice addition the collection

Chad

Dun been bought. Lol

Neal Lytle

yoo a cheap friday special ^.^ wooooot!

Devin

Brrrr

Steven

Just snagged one thanks good sir :) Rudy machine go brrrrrrr lol

#SNDL

Christopher Ruthenberg

And it hasent sold out yet?!

Christopher Ruthenberg

Got a few!!! <3

Prabal Singh

Nice rudy I got one

How do you get 50% off, is there a code?

Chris Segura

One for me, one for my son. Merry Christmas to us!! Thx Rudy!

Finally found the perfect ugly Christmas sweater

Had to get 2 😋

Hors3face

Bought two. One for me and the wife. Thanks!

The only way to distinguish yourself from the Timmys!

Clearly not.

Ha, and now a shirt to prove I'm an evil investor, bwahahaha

Order coming in now, thanks Rudy!

Brett McPherson

Ordered mine. Now I can look good and be hated at the next event 😂

E-Unit

Eyyyy bought two! One for me... The other one for me!

Franklin Danger

got one to support

Cant wait to get mine!

PLEASE GOD THESE BETTER SMELL LIKE NACHOS BEL GRANDE AND SOUR CREAM.

DuGiOh

Ordered!

Travis

I find last years sizes ran a little smaller, especially after washing them. I'd suggest buying a size bigger.

Jesus Gutierrez

I want a shirt. I also need you to confirm our crypto deal from 11/30.

I don’t think I’ve ever purchased anything this fast before. Hopefully 3 for 3 on shirts. Then I will have assembled Tron!

Thomas J Lennex

My first rudy shirt letsgo!!

Richard Smith

I dig it

Cory

Thanks for posting them here first!

Robert J Pluskwik

So this isn’t even Patreon exclusive?

My life is now complete 🙌🏼

Why the eBay listing? We patrons should get the real first crack at them

Scott Rodgers

Crap. I’m too tall for these shirts :(

Jason Stepp

Finally!!! I can wear a Rudy Shirt! Now if you just offer a lifetime supply of tacos I’ll be full Timmy! Got my two

I’ve wanted one of these for literally years! Glad I could get one after finally being a patron this year

bought!

5x ? Lord !

Erod

Done

Robert J Pluskwik

Nice!

Troy C

I still have my original Alpha Investments shirt that Rudy signed in Vegas. I wear it to all the fnm's that I want everyone to hate me at

Thanks!

You live if florida, why all black? You can wear black like 2 months out of the year

KevinM

How do these fit?

S. Wang

Nice

Chris Aronica

Sizes pretty accurate for big people?

Anthony Paramo

Hell yea!

Kolby Krohn