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Preview exclusive card for the halloween bundle of metazoo nightfall.

Featuring the cardboard castle in the background

Holding a bag of money stolen from the metazoo community

Taco hanging out of the pocket


+other hidden easter eggs


1 card per metazoo promo kit coming at the end of the month.


Hot off the press

Comments

Plus wearing pants. Total scam, this ain't Rudy

DarkElder

Thank you! I am super excited about this even lore now!

Obvious fake. No pink visor.

Chris Doersen

Rudy any chance that you might be offering a smaller bundle? Just curious if this is an option!

jlj

Woah is that the castle from the "Little Mermaid" vhs cover. Good ole days...when scandals didn't involve gov't funded experiments creating a global pandemic

Ron Manelski

Looks awesome!

Oh I thought metazoo was tonight. Dooh

Robert Sutphin

has he ever lied to you?

Christopher

I love the fact that Rudy's most common comment this time is "don't buy...it's a scam" 👀

Aaron Paolozzi

Final easter egg: this is the evolution of the 1st promo investment squatch. Our little squatch is growing up before our eyes. Perhaps he'll encounter a step mom in the next evo???

Ron Manelski

Rudy only 😊

I want to pick this up, I think its worth at least holding onto a few unopened boxes, and this promo card! IS this promo exclusive to Rudy only? Or is like the Buy a box promo for all boxes purchased at an LGS?

Please love me tender with this price for this kit ... 800 of us just dropped a grand two weeks ago

Damian

Looks to be another great kit. I plan to get one.

Paul Koenen

I was in a tournament over the weekend. There are people who are SUPER into the game and the meta of it. I mainly just collect but there is a community of people playing.

Ozzy B.

I really hope it’s not $1000 kit lol

Ozzy B.

Please bring back the Chili Cheese Burrito from Taco Bell

I hope there is a smaller bundle as well.

Lol it's actually pretty fun. The game play is a mix of Pokemon / Magic and the ridiculously large numbers of Yu-Gi-Oh

V1nc3n7

Oops.. Almost forgot.. Does anyone even play this game? It's just a Scam.

Varrisk

Paying more double isn't my style lol

V1nc3n7

you mean no luck getting a box at MSRP? Yeah, its Metazoo to the moon!!!!

Guys I hope this kit won't be as impossible to get as buying the product elsewhere. I tried to get a booster box today directly from MetaZoo and no luck 🌮🎃

V1nc3n7

Rudy should make the kit $666.69

Patrick Deitner

Can we buy a poster?

Varrisk

Poncho did it again!!

Elijah Vanaver

Weight 95 kg? Holy smokes, that's a big Rudy.

DarkElder

Would’ve been cooler if id seen it here first vs elsewhere

😈 🌙

Hey remember!! RUDY SAID, “Don’t buy it’s a scam!”

Coldest1

It would be better if you had a pink visor.

It’s not hairy enough

Does Scrooge satisfy the cryptid definition? Otherwise, I'd love to get that Scrooge Rudy Metazoo card for Xmas LOL.

Philip Chiu

THIS IS THE METAZOO VERSION OF SERRA ANGEL

DuGiOh

The smell of tacos on a Tuesday. That would get anyone out of the basement. So looking forward to this

Very cool to see this card, although I wish Metazoo would simplify their card design. It's interesting to compare this with FaB and see how two wildly different art styles can succeed. One can only wonder what a Quinton Hoover Rudy card would have looked like.

NO!!! because if you leave! You can never Come back!!!

I always wondered how tall you were! Buddy of mine met you once and said you were a tall guy... now I can finally sleep in peace!

Jason Boillot

Oh man I need this. Can one of you guys drop out of your $15 slot for like a week for the love of god, lmao. I have been trying for over a month now...no dice

The hunchback of Jacksonville LMFAO! 🤣🤣🤣

Armando Aguilar

Sickkkk

Hope I can get this. If not limited to one I predict the sale will last 2.38 seconds, assuming the internet doesn't crash under the load!

Michael Keith

Need

You're making trading cards collectable again and I love it!!

Navin Michael Singh

I wish the plastic visor was worn instead of a hat

Pack Opening Addict

Also what other Easter eggs. Hope you do a break dow later cause I’m at a loss and I’ve watched every video ever.

Andy Wilkes

You sunofabitch, I’m in!

Andy Wilkes

Rudy, take my money

Starbeef0

Man I'm ready for that !

Can’t wait! Sure the bundle will be 🔥

Robert Kline

After this Let's start a Rudy Con! We all fly down to Florida if you don't already live there and we all pay Rudy to Make us Fish and Shrimp Tacos !! And have some Beers!

Why is the hologram pattern from Cryptic Nation?

Jason Stepp

dont buy....its a scam.

Rudy The Magic Guy

if i actually get all the product in time, yes

Rudy The Magic Guy

dont buy....its a scam.

Rudy The Magic Guy

lol this is not FaB

Rudy The Magic Guy

for you Chad, $1000.69 free shipping

Rudy The Magic Guy

not even close

Rudy The Magic Guy

yes, he asked if it was ok to release tonight, we agreed,

Rudy The Magic Guy

hahaha

Rudy The Magic Guy

patrons will be allowed to buy more than 1....but theres a major catch if you choose that route

Rudy The Magic Guy

not sure yet, i only recieved about 30% of the product so far

Rudy The Magic Guy

end of the month sale

Rudy The Magic Guy

lol....this wont stay in stock more than a couple hours

Rudy The Magic Guy

yea...a LOT of Private messages are begging for me to take crypto with the high prices

Rudy The Magic Guy

price will definitly be higher, metazoo raised all prices 35%-40%+ compared to the original release so....i would estimate between $699-$899 range, but i dont have all the products and i dont have all the invoices and bills yet

Rudy The Magic Guy

No....it there is a huge twist

Rudy The Magic Guy

it is impossible to view or comment in this patreon account without being a member, sounds like a glitch when you are clicking on names

Rudy The Magic Guy

Just another taco-laden evening in Timmy, USA... 🌮👻

Tom Calandriello

Ahhh shit

Peter Hauge

How and Why are most the comments from non patrons? Checked like 50 people that say patron of 0 people.

Jethro

Are the Kits like this limit 1 per $15 patron?

This is amazing.

Pow!

Last one sold for $599 and Rudy admitted that was too low. Really hoping this one isn't priced all the way up to $1000 though. Hoping its not over $699

Scrooge McBuck

Crypto all time highs, expect things to sell out.

Chase

Are those supposed to be Black Lotus on the bush? If so, nice touch

Very sexy

Marcos Rivera (Jedi168)

I'm in!!

Elijah Vanaver

Better be $666.

Chris Doersen

Rudy robs mcdonalds now?

Rudy

Burning the Metazoo Nightfall kits that don't sell with the FaB 2nd Anniversary kit?

7he7ru7h

YES!! I cannot wait!!

The Cardboard Crackhead

at first I thought it said WT: 951 kg

Treyden Talbot

Take my taco$

How do we get one of these when the time comes?

Jethro

I am so excited!!!!!

Kelan Manning

Need this so bad. Gunna get sent right off to PSA and join his brother in my glass case.

Andrew Birch

Can’t wait to get a piece of Rudy’s taco.

Doug Kelley

I like the way you think Mr. maxx.

Can’t wait

I'm so mad I wasn't able to do the flesh and blood Rudy promo so I am going hard hustling to try to get it this. Could you tease us with a range for the kit? Like 800 to 1000 or 500-800 kind of thing?

Unlimited is coming out soon!!! Grab it for retail

Hope it's 1 per person. Most of you guys have alot of money and can scoop it all fast.

Jethro

Shut up and take my tacos!

Robert C.

I hope to get 1. Missed out on the last one. I'm slow on PayPal so this will be hard to get for me. Feel like alot of flippers will get this 1st.

Jethro

I need this in my empty life

I need this!!!!

Goblin Reserve

It’s beautiful 🥲

I'll be grabbing one of these. Lol

Average Josh MTG

Claim 1 lol.

Cory Frasco

I spy a black lotus in the bottom right

Blumpskrump

This will be the October 29th Rudy special??

Dang. I dont know how i feel about Metazoo, but i would like to get the rudy cards.

Kolby Krohn

I like it

Heang

Nice!

Cory

The first promo appears to make this one playable. I wonder if the next few promos will build on the synergy.

Kyle Sponheim (Base Set Collectibles)

Yea I'd buy it just for that card lol

Andrew

Would you please burn all the unsold copies? Still, hoping you'll do it for the first promo as well.

John Bolender

That art is so nice

This is awesome! Cant wait to add this with my other card!

This looks like an old Pokémon card with that artwork

KJ

Not paying $1000!

Coldest1

Take all my money all of it

Louis Dalessio

I love this! This will look great next to my gem Rudy card and Sasquatch Rudy.

Zack Keating

Enough for everyone?

Jake Acton

I HATE MetaZoo with a passion. I can't lie about it. This card ALONE makes me want to get product. I just wish that the game wasn't focused solely on the fact of high end investors taking interest. I can't afford 1k booster boxes. Looking good though Rudy!

Shut up and take my 💰!!! Is it to early to get on the list for the bundle.

Take my money

Can we get this one in secret lair packaging too? ;)

Paul Tufis

Killer!!!! Love it! Has that Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde vibe going on!! I'll be adding this to the Collection!!!

Creepy.....

Brian H

Damn, cant tell what the flavor text in the corner says because of shine. Guess im gonna have to wait to see.

Mark Vitali

More or less the same here. If I buy, I'm buying for the playmat lol I'll hold the rest but wouldn't really have an interest in it

Ashley Birdwell

This is the best yet, lol

Dusty Rogers

Read the bottom text. Which I think Rudy would confirm that: Rudy only leaves his lair(office/work) when he smells Tacos on Tuesday.

Shawn

This is like staring at your bookcases to sus out the next "Rudy Scam/buyout plan"...🤣🤣! Awesome stuff!

All those floppy tacos in his pockets.

Hesitated on the FaB one, will not make the same mistake this time.

Matthew Dykman

Thats so awesome!

I so want a playmat of this

Wasn't interested in meta zoo until I saw this. 👀

animusdivide.ttv

I need one yo

Jesus Gutierrez

It’s beautiful *choking back tears of joy* 😭😭😭

Zachary Parsons

Pretty sure there are more promo cards in this game than released set cards

Kevin Bouch

Beautiful :)

2 for people who bought lss001-p???

maxx schanback

I need this.

Jason Antokal

but Rudy, NOBODY plays the game! lol

O M

Nice 👍

Can't wait. I'm kinda shocked Mike leaked this on the official Discord. All it's doing is pissin off all the non Patrons haha.

Rudy weighs 209 pounds

Love this!!

Nick Baltar

😂

Craig Mckenzie

Theeeeeeeres the Rudy I know. I’ll buy into that card

kylejrutter

This is too good!

115austinharris

LMAO

DM

Wait, I thought this was going to be a specialty card? It’s just a picture of normal Rudy! Where are the washers and dryers?!?

Mike Brickel

Beautiful

I almost did a double take like he is hold a McDonald's bag

Jacob Neitling

Next card should be the greed monster

Julian Quinonez

Where you been

Joseph Everett

I wonder where he's going 🤔

dank_mememan

This looks like so much fun. I wish I was into metazoo, but it doesn’t really speak to me. Emotion costing me money but eh whatever. More for the rest of you.

Craig Mckenzie

Mtg needs to step it up and make Rudy's Mox Taco

Troy Graham

Ohhhhh sheeeeeeit

Giant Hat! Much bigger than my top hat

Taco time

Stack the wealth!

Bryan Dombi

I...NEED...IT!!!!

Not enough hair

Christo

Can't wait to buy 2. Then message Rudy about it being a scam. 😂🤣

Kenny Advocat

heart

Simply amazing 😂

T̷h̷e̷ ̷A̷m̷e̷r̷i̷c̷a̷n̷ ̷S̷t̷o̷n̷e̷r̷

You da man

Chris Ferland

Niiiiiiize

Joseph Everett

Black Lotus? Lol

Brian

😵🪦🪦🪦

Just Poké N Fun

Let’s goooo!!! Love it

That’s pretty cool, but… that’s what the art in Metazoo looks like?

Kevin Hamilton

Hell yah, glad it’s official now. Been looking at this card ever since they leaked it on the Metazoo discord.

Drew

Love it

Do we know the print run yet? Will there be 1,000 bundles like last time? More or less?

I can smell the hate

Patrick Deitner

🐰🪓🩸

You’re going to make people mad again

Joseph N

Hell yeah!! Cant wait!!

Can't wait! Hope this keeps up with this theme and future releases

Bryan Dombi

So sick

Yesss

E-Unit

I was dying laughing when i saw it. Great job rudy

Ray Q

This is amazing

Nathan Wilson

Sweet

Eddie Aguilar

🔥🔥🔥

MetaZooCrew

Mee like

LFG

Fire

Yes please

Bryan Vukich

Nice

🍆 💦

Dr. Applesauce

Ooooo

Kamen


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