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Let’s Save Fallout: Yesterday [Advanced Falloutry]

This is the most deranged thing I've done since Fallout Tuah. Hopefully, it's funny.

Video Patron-exclusive for a few hours, but will be unlocked for everyone later today.

CW: There is a weird domestic disturbance sort of a scene in this, but I'm pretty sure it was written this way unintentionally.

Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd2TXZ_6D78&ab_channel=W...

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[SELLOUT EDITION] Morrowind [KVENF EDITION]

Patrons NOT charged since we got a sponsor for this.

Playing Project Cyrodiil, the expansion that brings the province previously seen in TES: Oblivion to TES: Morrowind. This is best game I played in 2024.

The video is patron-exclusive for now (but there are no other perks in the video). Will be unlocked for everyone Friday evening.

UPDATED Video link: 2025-01-30 14:53:26 +0000 UTC View Post

The Age of Decadence 1.5: The Sith Lords

Dungeon Rats is a strategy game spin-off in the Age of Decadence universe.

(On the thumbnail): “Sometimes my family ask me to show them the kind of art i make. not gonna lie i'd rather show them the furry porn instead of this.” — Alex.

Patron exclusive at the moment of posting. Unlocks for everyone in a few hours.

VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eERKCX...

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Planescape: Torment Patron early access

I don't even remember when was the last time we did a project this complicated. Arcanum maybe. This is a patron-exclusive early access version: the video will not be released to the public until Friday. This game simply needs more than a month.

This video lacks the following scenes:

  • Scene-by-scene ending anal sys

  • Enhanced Edition commentary

  • Patron credits

  • Post-credits segment about other Planescape games

Issues I...

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Let’s obsessively compare ATOM RPG to Fallout

We’ll gladly accept a crazed fanatic such as yourself.

ATOM is pretty good.

I'm glad I was able to finish this a little earlier than usual because the next project is gonna need extra time (it's Torment).

Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eur5Kjv38o8&ab_channel=Warlockracy

TG fileserver invite: 2024-10-28 18:03:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Fallout tuah: sorry librul, you'll have to arrest all of us

CLASSIC style video. Playing Fallout 2 with a party. I think this was a fun story and only moderately deranged.

Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmgn2LhgTEs&ab_channel=Warlockracy

TG fileserver link: https://t.me/+e7M-l5aQPXQ2MmZi

[The vid is patron-only rn, but I'm u...

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Soviet Star Citizen kinda owns

I have previously promised to be normal. I have failed.

The Tomorrow War.

Two writers from Kharkiv, Ukraine wrote a Russian supremacist space opera where the Americans and The Big Islam are prohibited from having a military. Humanity (called "The Greatrace") fends off the alien race called "the Dzheeps." The politics of this are insane, but the story and the characters are very well-written. Gameplay is garbage and the game sold in an unfinishable state.

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People's History of Slavjank (early version -- Patron exclusive for now)

Remember the RPG book I announced? Here are the first three chapters in a video form. Some of the weirdest Eastern European lore. The first RPGs.

NOTE: This is an early version and it contains known mistakes: chapters 1 and 2 have botched endings (stupid), the background images in the Patron credits segment are not dark enough, many smaller mistakes. The Anglo-Saksi have infected me with the Anglo virus (common cold) and I can't re-record the bad bits yet.

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Fallout: New Vegas: DEAD Money: Lesbians are THE KEY to all this

Playing the Dead Money expansion for Vegas by Master Chris Avellone.

VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV67_XLGW7c&ab_channel=Warlockracy

Projects in the works: The Age of Decadence 1.5: The Sith Lords (aka Dungeon Rats), Pillars of Eternity 1 (the ultimate ideas game) and a video about the first post-Soviet RPGs; tons of unintentional comedy i...

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The Russian state spends $10,000,000 to make the worst RPG of 2024

The Polish invasion RPG. I played this so that you don't have to.

I never actually explain this in the video, but the comedy inserts are based on the independently discovered FYAD/Weird Twitter-like shitposting tradition from the Ukrainian parts of Telegram. You make up a bunch of 'lore' about a provincial Russian town and then inhabit a character from that town and a develop a story from there.

One patron who just subbed 10 minutes ago didn't get into credits and f...

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Baldur's Gate expansions are Weird (TempleOS gaming)

MY APOLOGIES TO THE INDIVIDUALS WHO SUBBED AFTER THE FINAL RENDER WAS COMPLETE

We play all the BG1 expansions, starting with the 1999 Tales of the Sword Coast and finishing with the 2016 Siege of Dragonspear. Our old protagonist character from three years ago (been that long?) makes a return.

VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doieIwBgPpI&ab_channel...

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New Vegas: The Seventh Dialectic

Continuing the Vegas series. The thumbnail is weird, because the original name for this was "No Latin." But this was prior to me finishing the script and the story ended up going in a different direction.

MY APOLOGIES TO THE PATRON WHO JOINED AS THE VIDEO WAS RENDERING AND DIDN'T GET INTO THE CREDITS

Unless critical flaws are discovered I'm making the video public in a few hours.

VIDEO LINK: 2024-03-29 13:25:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Fallout 1: Real Theory Hours

We finally play Fallout 1 and explore it's Themes such as The importance of having a PhD in sports science and why a Spooky aesthetic is Good. Going back to Vegas next.


This unlocks for everyone in a few hours.


VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izb5tv9bfSU&ab_channel=Warlockracy

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Hammer and Sickle RPG

I was working on a Fallout 1 video, but then I remembered about the existeance of this masterpiece.

Hopefully the video is funny.

VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwYso6vkVE&ab_channel=Warlockracy


The game is no longer sold!

We have a "not illegal fileserver" on Telegram you can join via this link: 2024-01-26 19:24:39 +0000 UTC View Post

The Age of Decadence

I think this is one of the best ones I've made.

Unlocks for everyone in a few hours.

VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHakQgEoXd8&ab_channel=Warlockracy

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Planet Alcatraz 2: escape from a Soviet prison planet

Content warning: Soviet prison culture, ethnically segregated gangs, Dmitry 'Goblin' Puchkov, at least one very uncomfortable scene. Still, this is not as bad as part 1 imo.


Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZPsrVVe2cQ&ab_channel=Warlockracy 

The next video is The Age of Decadence. The script is halfway done and it's gonna be amazing.

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Fallout: Dayglow

Uphold the Moreauist-Gustavoist thought! This will remain patron-exclusive until Monday most likely.

Dayglow ain't available in English (and probably won't ever be), so no spoiler warnings.

If you spot a mistake, post about it! It's not too late to fix stuff until Monday.

Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn_UGiEcWIE&ab_channel=Warlockracy

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Baldur's Gate 3 [ALAUNDO WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]


IMPORTANT EDIT~ use this link instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoYsRkQDvt0&ab_channel=Warlockracy


This is an early version of the video, but it's essentially complete with the exception of the patron credits, the post credits scene(s) and a thumbnail. And I might edit out a bunch of cringy jokes from the third segment. This is patron-exclusive ...

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What's going on in Fallout Online?

Patrons are not charged since we already had a vid this month. This will remain patron-exclusive for... days? weeks? Behind the scenes, I'm moving the rest of our accounts to another country, something I've delayed for long enough. The channel is not even monetized atm.

Working on a huge ass narrative vid.

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Jagged Alliance 3 [from the perspective of a series veteran]

The game is new, so a no-spoiler review. Rare for the channel! These are a little easier to make. I've been working on another video in parallel which should be out before the end of the month. I think it's the funniest one yet.

The vid is currently patron-exclusive, but I'll be unlocking this for everyone in a few hours.

The artist in the Kalyna segment is Vsevolod Ivanov.

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Underrail

This will be unlocked for everyone in a few hours.

News: the author of Fallout: Nevada and Fallout: Sonora made an announcement that the next game is almost done and it should be out in a few weeks. It's a DLC for Sonora called Dayglow. I'll be making a full spoiler narrative review of it before returning to Vegas content. The next project is Jagged Alliance 3 -- I actually got a review key from a PR person like a real media.

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Fallout: New Vegas -- Chance? His name should be Stupid

A chill Vegas vid with a ~old man yells at the sky~ bit at the end.

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Colony Ship: A Post-Earth Role Playing Game

[The vid is Patrons-only until the Evening]


This game is good. The video was ready for almost two weeks, but I was unable to make final edits due to sickness. I'm in Kazahstan now! Fuck yeah steppe living!!


Starting work on Vegas!

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Fallout 2: a real Fallout game has never been tried

...in which I perform a number of evil acts, but get away with it with the power of Scientology.


Doing Colony Ship and then New Vegas next -- the latter will probably be a multi-parter.

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Deus Ex: 2027

Wow this video sure has an ARC.


My apologies to one Patron who joined two days ago and didn't get into the credits: this was ready days ago, but I was obsessively rewatching it on different systems trying to catch audio bugs. I *think* it's fine, but please report if something sounds weird.


Playing Fallout 2 rn.

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Morrowind in 2023 (checking out the latest Tamriel Rebuilt expansion)

This video killed my laptop. Rip. Bought to make Morrowind vids. Died making Morrowind vids. Semper fi.


I was saving Patreon bucks for this exact occasion, so it's not actually a crisis -- picking up a new laptop pretty much as soon as this goes live.


If you are a Ghostgate subscriber (our channel-related fileserver on Telegram): expect a storm of notifications as I back up everything even remotely relevant.


The next project is a cool Deus Ex...

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Wasteland 3

Hopefully this is funny. The video is in Patron Early Access: I'll be taking it down and rewriting/rerecording some bits. Critical feedback is welcome!


IMPORTANT: Don't post effort-comments on YouTube until the public version is out. When I take the video down to replace it with a newer version it kills the comment section.


If the vid has annoying ad placement, it's something the YouTube ai did and I'll be fixing it.

Playing the RPG sensation "Morrowind...

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MechWarrior 2: Mercs [[ Intro to BattleTech! ]]

Patrons not charged. This is technically a 2022 video (I had some scheduling difficulties). The project for this month is Wasteland 3.


MechWarrior 2 is a little off-brand for the channel. I hope you like it. Certainly, the worst-looking game I've covered so far!!!

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Fallout: The Frontier

Patron-exclusive for now. I might nuke this and reupload an edited version. This seems to have some pacing issues in the space station segment and closer to the end (post feedback). Not 100% happy with it yet. The vid will be unlocked for everyone once I re-watch this with clear head and get the thumbnail from Alex.


Changing my Patreon policy to be more patron-friendly: even if I make more than one video/month I will still only charge once. (There will be another vid out befo...

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Marauder (a Russian man fantasizes about Black soldiers with big guns invading the Red Square)

Working on THE FRONTIER now and it's THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

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