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~ WARNING NOTICE ~

Effective Immediatly


On all specialty sales where a patron is required to comment on the sale, and an item is reserved for the individual for 48 hours.

Effective immediatly, patrons who have an item reserved and then do not make payment, will have there account terminated.

Due to limited supply of many collectibles in 2021, other patrons are not able to purchase.

On the last 3 sales, over 24% of all patrons who commit to purchase dont pay or have declined payments. A record high and trending in a bad direction.

These are the moments where sometimes i have to be the bad guy.



Comments

I hope the cat poster motivates me into buying more. I like the game

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Ron Manelski

I agree with this, Warning system would be nice as i have a 24hr emergency business and life does sometimes get in the way

Coldest1

Holy based

Rosario

Damn right, those are the real evil investors. Have you Timmy's learned anything from Rudy? Diamond hands!

Randy

Will you go easy on my Friday Night drunk shopping here on www.CreepyRudysBazaarCardboardWares.com?

Commenting that you want something then not buying it wastes everyone's time

Completely agree with this. You have to protect yourself and the other patrons.

Sam Boyd

Rudy, I know you have a lot going on, however I hope you allow a few days for people such as myself who sometimes run at a slower pace; E.G., I commented interest on the last sale, and just got distracted with life and didn't get around to seeing the reply for a couple days. It looks like a few others have mentioned 48hour, which is fairly reasonable, I'd hope you still send out a PM "Pay out or Stay out" before dropping a patron. XD

Have you considered having a website built for sales? I would think this would this would make it easier to manage and force someone to pay immediately. You could lock out sales with a password for Patreons as an extra security step. Plus you could get extra sales from non-patreons on other items in addition to ebay.

But what if my cat comments to buy a box of candy from Rudy the cat? Feline friendship and all?

DarkElder

Agree completely. Rudy isn't talking about when there is a discussion. If you commit and don't pay in the 48 hours without communicating I wouldn't want you in my business either.

Molé sauce is never unwanted, Sir.

Craig Mckenzie

“Sorry Rudy, my 3 year old son logged on to my patreon and claimed two cases. Lovely kid but gets himself in trouble. Anyways I’d like to cancel that order “

Philip Davis

surprised this wasn't already policy

Vlad

Totally for this move, I have always paid immediately, regardless. The patron sales are a contract. If you can’t/won’t pay, you need to reconsider your maturity and whether it’s beneficial to your lifestyle to pay for access to things that you’re situation can’t afford, and how you can get there if you want to. I would say if you’re backing out of these, and your payment is tied to credit rather than a a cash account dedicated for opportunity, you’re not quite there yet and it’s better to just back off and Rudy is doing you a favor here.

Tbh some sales have FOMO rhetoric in them so I'm not surprised that people have second thoughts sometimes. That's not throwing shade, that's just me stating what I see.

Robert Goldthorpe

48 hours to pay for your reserved product or to make sure that a declined payment problem is sorted out seems quite fair. There are work/IRL things that can prevent someone from sending payment immediately, and having 48 hours available to take care of it should be reasonable enough for people to send payment when life and such prevents them from paying as soon as they're told they can. I've not always been able to check for a go-ahead reply and pay immediately as I recall so can appreciate that I'm given some time to get things taken care of. And as payment mishaps & mistake certainly happen 48 hours should also be plenty of time to get that sorted out too. 24% backout/non-payment rate is disgusting. Good on you Rudy doing something about that.

Cut them …. We don’t need them Rudy

Chad

Rudy, you're not being the bad guy. You were being beyond fair before, and people kept abusing the system. This is not Wally World, guys (and 3.69% ladies).

Christopher Blackford

Fair enough, it’s your business.

Mark A. Maness

I got to admit that's really harsh refused payments might be an error and unknown to the patron I think it depends. Give everyone 1 chance and then next time boot them. Also how long have they been a patron 1month 1 year 2 year sometime you got to give people the benefit of the doubt. Also the way specials go they're almost always impulse buys because of fomo. Long story short if they have a history of this sort of behavior boot them right away if not 1 chance.

JAMES YAMAMURA

Very well said Rudy, it’s time to clean the house. Lots of honest good buyers here that sometimes lose their chance because of these dicks

Carlos Malave Solares

This will give opportunities for people like me who ALWAYS PAY as soon as I'm told to make a payment to get in on the last part of order more often.

People do that? fuck 'em.

Then don’t say you’re gonna buy something then back out

Ozzy B.

I think accout cancelled is a bit much. I can see a scenario where it happens. Been a patron since inception and it would be terribly disappointing to have that happen.

Jake M

Wolverine hair crazy Rudy has the claws out!!!

Don’t forget those who have to work during those hours and have to take a “brb bathroom” every Friday night just to get a comment in

Brandon Nolte

I believe he said anything tradable on Coinbase, but need confirmation

Brandon Nolte

say hello to the bad owl

Gotta agree with ^. If people are interested enough to set an alarm and be there to message that they want a sale item, then they can definitely hang around long enough for a confirmation and payment.

Agreed ^

Seph Station

When rudy responds you get an email, just like with the posts

Stanislaw Kansiewicz

You give people 48 hours? Rudy my boy...people like me with busy lives literally set alarms and warn family/friends that making plans at 8:59pm est Friday night is a no go. You should give them three hours after sale launch tops. Let people know while we are interested in the item. In most cases a real buyer will emerge and scoop the goods. Cut the weak links.

Navin Michael Singh

Uh oh

Pokémane

C'mon man, Rudy doesn't give the taco away for free.

Go bad guy rudy!!!

Beaker

If you comment on a post to reserve and Rudy responds that you can send payment, does Patreon send an email notification about the response? Or do you actually need to log in to Patreon to check? Never had anyone respond to a comment i left on patreon before so just checking.

Do you really blame a guy that’s throwing around a half a mil every month. Get with it or get the fuck out the way.

TopDeck4TheWin

Things have really changed in 5 years..

TopDeck4TheWin

Look people, when a sale is upcoming, check your available credit before the announcement. Gotta know what you're working with.

Mike Harkleroad

Be the "Bad Guy" commit or die I say!

NooNNiTe

👍

I knew it, rudy confirmed it himself. Hes a bad guy

Will be interesting to see what the FaB ToA will come out at. Case prices at 132.50 shipped no tax. Guessing he will go off TCG price

Completely and utterly called for...your word should be your bond, which is I only comment with an offer to buy when I can..last sale was just too rich for me, if there had been an opportunity for single boxes I would have jumped in...keep up the great work sir

I see no issue with this. 24% is absurd

Dr. Joseph S.

you know ever since you implemented the comment first thing I always wondered what the dipper rate was. I thought it would have been like <10% tops. understandable, you have a business to run.

TehTechnoGuy

Hopefully, you also keep a "good guy" list for those who have consistently paid immediately. ;-)

Christopher

24% is an incredibly high number for this! This is very sad to see. That being said, I 100% agree with removing toxicity, in whatever form that takes. Fully support everything about this post.

Jason Arnold

That's understandable Rudy. I wanted some set boosters on that last sale but wasn't able to get to them. I also think you should limit it to one case per patron. Yeah some whales can buy more but if they can throw that kind of cash around they can just buy on the open market for a few bucks more. The patreon should be about everyone being able to get a chance as much as possible.

Rudy, you Sir are not being a bad guy, you are just removing unwanted Mole sauce from your Tacos and enabling the real Patrons (and future real Patrons who slip in) access to your Taco cart of delectable treats!

Troy C

Thank you so much. This will be amazing to do.

yeah that was too much of a risk for me, especially with innistrad kind of meh in the presale..

Typically you get a response with a “Reserved. Your order # x of x”. I think you’re good 👍🏽

Freydohh

usually the response includes a note and paying him via PayPal

Aaron Ostergaard

I normally comment on sale posts wishing people luck or what i think of a sale. Have orders been reserved under my name from those posts..? Oh dear, I hope im not part of the problem...

Robert Sutphin

I know right. If you can't pay cash you shouldn't think of credit. Credit is good to take advantage of. but only if you had the money to pay for it in the first place. lmao

wintoch

the problem is people that say are going to buy and then dont. o don't buy that much. but when i comment I make sure tk send money right away. i don't comment without having the ability to pay. i don't think you have a problem.

wintoch

Pretty sure it only counts if he gives you a confirmation queue number after your comment.

Shmike

lol it just occured to me this what people were probably doing. razor thin margins if youre trying to short the stuff he puts up wholesale here. If that's worth your time your time plus the $15 sub....

If youre getting payments declined buying alternative assets, you got your budget priorities all messed up lol

I would LOVE some of the collector boxes. Totally missed that sale while at work :(

Matthew James

Yes indeed good sir give them the hard Phyrexian boot out the door...No gloppy goop Timmy's allowed

You were the good guy?? Is the 24% across the board, or did it congregate towards particular products?

Varrisk

That’s not being a bad guy Rudy, that’s holding people accountable! Good for you! 👍🏻

He also mentioned failed payment, which could then include Metazoo. But I hear what you're saying

Stanislaw Kansiewicz

This is great Rudy. You’re actually a good guy to those who miss out because of all the squatters.

Jim Volin

No you’re being the good guy here! Thank you!

Stop counting on the whales to buy whole cases and let us wee little people by pairs or singles maybe?

Good change! Keep up the good work Rudy!

Translation: ~25% of Patrons failed to fence their Rudy deals within 48 hours. Good change Rudy

24% is catastrophic. As Rudy has mentioned in multiple videos regarding EBay and physical stores prudent planning and law of large numbers give you a 1-5% fraud/shrinkage/etc/etc over time rate, 1/4 for metazoo would be $25,000 or innistrad would be 50,000 That does more than wipe out potential profit, it locks up cash flow. And I don't care who you are $75,000 is a lot of money.

Stanislaw Kansiewicz

Completely fair

Robert Lewis

FYI the last 3 "comment to hold your spot sales" were Midnight Hunt Collector Boxes, Midnight Hunt set boxes and the Weiss sale back on Sept 12th so people asking about Metazoo and the like.. It's not about those boxes. Definitely understandable given all the cancellations. I was thinking about canceling this past sale because my friend who is also a Patron wanted to split a box and misheard who should buy the box. I ended up deciding to just buy my reservation as well because I wanted collector's boxes and since I could afford it, I'd rather keep my word rather than having to tell Rudy to cancel my order. Rudy has the right to complain since he's the one who has to keep track of all the payments/boxes and I bet it is annoying to deal with... but anyone complaining that they themselves could not get a box.. were probably real late to the party. The last 3 "comment to hold your spot" sales didn't exactly sell out immediately so I bet the issue was that when it did eventually sell out, there were people who wanted boxes still but because all the spots eventually were reserved, Rudy couldn't sell it to them only to find out a couple days later that that someone backed out. It would be nice if there was a kind of one-time back out policy, but I understand where Rudy is coming from. I'm guessing a lot of people abused the system and left him out to dry too many times. Really sucks that ~25% of the people end up not paying.

S. Wang

Real talk give this man a spot. If he's got cold hard cash to lay down, why not let him take part if people are just gonna short-dick Rudy just to be spiteful?

Sounds fair

Don't blame you one bit.

Who commits to buy w/o reading the price?!?!? GTFO

Travis Stine

Totally okay with this!!! Don't commit to something if you can't pay!

animusdivide.ttv

24% is an insane amount wow…I figured it would be like less than 10%. Good call

Carl

Taking out the trash.

I know I've missed a couple sales due to this. Not sad in the slightest that you are doing this.

Casey Kelley

Not being the bad guy, just keeping it real.

Roy Musick

Get rid of them Rudy. All those open slots will fill up in an hour anyway.

Derek

I want to see the Venn diagram of "people who comment/reserve an item and don't pay" and "people who slam on their brakes and do not use their turn signal when making a turn."

Retap Maxsor

Effective immediately? Just go ahead and back date 3 sales. It's hard to imagine what people are trying to do by taking the time to comment and commit to a purchase and not pay. Maybe a part 2 sale for the unsold?

Chris Datu

Everything is so rushed at the time of these sales. I commented quickly before I saw the price and realized I couldn't commit. I then deleted my comment to remove myself from the queue. Does that count towards the 24%?

WINDELL F COOPER

I'm down for this rule, because of work I tend to be tardy to the party when product is scooped... so maybe it'll buy enough time to jump on a break and get it!

Ranson Rivera

I commented on the Innistrad Collector Booster case..its my first time..I am not or was not entirely sure what the next step was...

Jeffrey Kinzer

Bad guy? That's just being a business.

Gregory Price

Yes

Ozzy B.

I just feel bad for the patrons who missed out on sales because of this behavior. We all make mistakes, but 24% consistently? Dayummm…

Drew

iT'S the waste of Time i am sure weeding out those that do not pay. Time is money.

Matthew Miller

I get it, but at the same time why not just resell the products that don’t get sold after commitment? This post makes it seem like you’re at a total loss, but I can almost guarantee if they are recent products they will sell out just as quick.

I give you shit sometimes, but dealing with some of these asshats, myself included, is a job I'd never sign up for.

Shameful. Good policy.

Geddon

Can someone provide a list of which cryptos Rudy accepts?

Vienteck

It would cost more now. Box prices are going up quick.

michael j

That is a crazy amount of defaults. Kick em to the curb. It ruins the sale for us all.

John Moberly

This is good news to me. I have a busy life even on Friday nights and I always miss the best shizzzzz... maybe now I'll have a better chance. Keep it real Ruby

Average Josh MTG

Cut them off Rudy! I'm actually shocked that you have not already been cutting accounts with this type of behavior. #ShockedPikachuFace

Jakestaz

Be more professional to Rudy please.

That’s 100% fair. A lot of us miss out because they sell out. You have to do what you have to do Rudy. It’s a business

You are doing the right Rudy! Love it

James Moreno

Timmy's be fomoing like crazy then can't get money from their parents lol

If you don't pay, get outta the way.

24% ?!

Justin Honold

Seems like a fair decision. Definitely sounds more work on your part to track everything though.

Stefano Agrotis

Excellent.

its needed and fair, thanks Rudy,

rafaeltl

Thats super legit Rudy. The only downside i see to this, if any, is that there will be more slots going open if this occurs correct? Not that I care, I do legit business, suckers can do kick rocks

Pat The Pauper

Good example of FOMO causing people’s ape brains to take over. Seems like a good video topic and example for FOMO.

Fair enough.

Tenacious

Good policy. Screw those deadbeats.

Completely justified Rudy, don't blame you at all. Rules to Live By: Say what you're going to do, and do what you say.

Thank you, Rudy. That behavior isn't fair to other patrons who are paying customers

Zachary J Uphold

So... What product did they not buy that we have a chance to get now...? I think people are reserving them to see if they can flip them on ebay, then back out if it is not profitable.

Que Billy ellish

Definitely not the bad guy. Just good business to remove people if they are not following on their commitments.

Jonathon Smith

Rudy to all BOTS out there, "Taste my Gom Jabbar!"

Seems fair. Not bad guy at all.

Understand completely! Are those of us that only contribute but do not take advantage of your service safe from being terminated?

If this is Rudy being a "bad guy" I would actually hate to see him when he is actually being a bad guy....

Ray Q

Man what does this say about the state of collectables in 2021? Idk I'm actually asking lol Get the Timmy's out of here!

Rick Pluta

Kick his ass Seabass!

Darius Hambleton

This is definitely the right thing to do. Right on Rudy!

Im super guilty of this sorry. Didnt plan my finances properly this month and looked like a Timmy. Wont happen again

Brian McQueen

Without any additional Stimmys the Timmies can’t afford anything.

Bring the pain Taco captain, just making the business easier and fair to everyone who is serious about this.

Aaron Paolozzi

TIme to exile the Timmys finally

I support this

Lol

michael j

Get um Mr. Kreepy basement dweller lol

Alex Nesar

If recent MetaZoo is in those declined sales, I’ll be happy to step in and send payment now in place of whoever declined/defaulted as I missed the most recent promotion while at work.

Charlie Brooks

Where MetaZoo

I believe the smack has been laideth downeth.

How is this "being the bad guy?"

Steve L

This totally makes sense, but one thing I did accidentally was make a comment on one sale for conversations sake, and I think it was marked as confirmed despite my not planning on purchasing. I’ll try to avoid such comments in the future, since I didn’t realize I should only comment if in.

Andy Modell

We already know you’re bad. You’re an evil investor!

Good call! Don’t need THAT type of business around here.

Lol git gud

Rudy

Woooo bad guy Rudy! GETEM!

I'm trying to get me some aria guys. Don't fuck me on this.

Marcos Rivera (Jedi168)

How many people double-checked to make sure they made payment? I know I did! =D

Fair tbh.

Steven

Damn the fomo is real now

Gold

I love how much support Rudy gets for being a “bad guy”

Nick Gnezda

That's reasonable. Thanks!

Come on you lazy Susans I am DYING to be in a product tier 🤦‍♂️ just sell me your slot at this point lol

Definitely makes sense with the Tales of Aria kit coming out in just two days. Wouldn't want that 24% logistical nightmare gunking up such a low-quantity product.

ya tell em like it is rudy

👍

Andrew Chi

Sounds like people who commit and then ghost are the bad guys, not you.

Craig Mckenzie

New here and think its100% reasonable. You have a business to run.

James Asher

All good bring out the zoo for ya boy ❤

Good stuff!

You hear that? That's the sound of a hammer being dropped.

Rule 2. See above ^^

Cody Fuller

It's necessary! Thanks Rudy!

Neal Lytle

Get em taco man!

Agreed!!!

Charlie Brooks

This doesn't make you a bad guy, this makes perfect sense.

Shmike

Get em! I missed out on sales because of this. 👏

Seems fair. Who waits to pay? Jesus. I always pay immediately.

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100% support this rule!

Gettem outta here. I ended up waiting I don't even know how long to get in. Even if it is the lower end tier I don't see an issue with this.

james davis

Not a bad guy at all. Those people need to pay or leave.

Joseph Twyman

Why you being so mean lololol. Oh wait tacos dont buy themselves lol good practice . Unless person is diseased.😂

Totally fair.

Mark Endras

Understandable, it is a lot of work to go through all the comments and make orders from that.

Caliginous

Wow. People don’t pay after committing to the sale. Not cool.

Not a "bad guy", just being a realistic human being and businessman. @ALL Any commitments you make, fulfil them. Rudy and Ikoria Collectors come to mind.

Brian

You are not the bad guy, dickheads who committed to buy something and back out are the bad guys. Rule #1… do what you say you are going to do…

john creasy

Good choice.

Derrick Roppa

How are the payments being declined..?

Robert Sutphin

Completely understandable.

Very big fan thanks for the new rule Rudy

Poor form guys seriously poor form

Buyers fault, not yours.

As message stated - 48 hours

Javier Vélez

Thank you.

Carl Prahl

Stop making us look bad! Pay your fucking bill!

Dominic Balassone

Also love this rule

Thomas

Totally agree, if you can't pay for your items then don't keep it away from those who can

Hell yeah man fuck those guys. Make your money Rudy we want the product 🖤

Garrett Boldt

I see no issue with this.

Not being the bad guy, you're just trying to run a business and be fair to all. Completely fair direction.

Dan Langosch

“Bad Guy” - Brudy Eyelash parody song when?

Seems fair to me

David

I mean 24% is insane, I feel like this is completely understandable.

Andrew Birch

Makes sense

Ozzy B.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Vienteck

Wow, that’s surprisingly high

Good job Rudy. I haven’t made a purchase myself in a while but this is good action on your part. I’d hope other Patrons start fulfilling their end of the deal!

Tough to see, but completely understandable! Shame on us! 😜

Cody Fuller

100% support

Get em Rudster!

GhostUnit

I like this rule

Sucks it's gotta be that way but that's a huge number

TheOzarkWizard

That's crazy high

Whats the turnaround time to make a paymrnt when we commit?

Mattf

Perfectly reasonable. Good call, taco man.

Brian Walker

Im in if u have leftover Innostrad collectors rudy!

Phillip Graham

Sheesh that sucks (I mean the 24% who didn’t pay wow)

Erod

Respect

Gage Calvin

Judge Dredd 😅😂

Ben Magiera

Love this rule

Holy crap... over 20%.. what an administrative nightmare, hopefully there are no mistakes of sending stuff to unpaid people.

Robert Sutphin

Only fair. Love the rule

Can’t be the bad guy when you’re the taco 🌮

Thomas

Go for it Rudy! Stay the course!

Javier Vélez

See a cat would do this

michael j

I’m a huge fan of this rule.

Joel Jimenez

Ban hammer taco man time

Dr. Applesauce

Makes sense! Thanks Rudy


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