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Pasta-over weekend

Added 2021-04-01 20:01:01 +0000 UTC

Hi Patrons,

This weekend the entire Blooperverse is celebrating pasta-over, a remembrance of the liberation of ancient Pastafarians from italic fonts. After all, not all pasta is from italic, some is from grease, some is from rice, some is even sentient and from deep space. But all pasta is sacred, after all it gave us Sophia Loren. "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti" Is a prayer all teenage girls in the Blooperverse recite at night, placing their faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster to give them the hourglass figure they feel entitled to.

The celebrations go as follow:

April 1st All Fools Day
April 2nd Existential Angst Day
April 3rd Seize a Sausage Day
April 4th Feast of No Saints Day
April 5th Pizza Day

Feel free to dress as a pirate and have too much beer, or not. But be warned, I will be testing a lot of stuff on the production servers so you might stumble upon a few broken items during the "celebrations". Then on Pizza day, the 10.9 client will be fully updated, ready for download and your current saved games converted to the now build.

(insert Red sea or resurrection reference here, if you guys have a good Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, Shinto or other spring-time holiday bit of knowledge that can be turned to Pastafarism humour, put it down in the comments bellow!)

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