SitNT Poll #2: Who meets who next?
Kolt and Kowa are getting prepared and resized, who's the next pairing?
The remaining participant will then meet Desiree at the café.
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SitNT: First date Poll!
Where are Kowa and Kolt going to meet?
Both of them could be any size between 2' and 12'... But for 3 full hours they'll both be resized closer to 6' tall, they'll have a chance to get to know each other and maybe form the new reality-show's first alliance?
Preview of Small is the New Tall
Hi Patrons.
There is something new coming for you, and in a slightly lesser form, for the followers on DeviantArt. I hinted at a new Idea I had for a series, inspired by reality shows such as “the circle” and “Love is blind.”
Don’t worry, it’s a true back burner project. Sometimes, I just need to get some of those ideas out of my head and into the rendering queue just so they’ll go aw...
2023-10-22 18:50:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe devil you know...
This is a test render of Dr. Cecile I made for the purpose of testing an AI tool. AI is not something everyone agrees on but one better know what they are up against.
My tests turned in three armed women with no muscle definition and a lot of naked triple boobed red heads... Those were the better ones.
at least you guys got a behind the scenes pic out of it
Also, does she look a little like a 20 something Mandy Moore on some of those?
2023-08-13 19:06:08 +0000 UTC View PostSDECC Ep. 5 early preview
SDECC Ep. 5 should be released On Dec 1st 2023. And that concludes the Cover previews for
The Size Dysmorphism Experimental Care Center Vol. 1
Of course there will be a volume 2 for Episodes 6-10 later on...
For those who like reading between the lines, that means I now have a lot of spare time for game development!
Then, we'll kick-off 2024 with a brand new Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries episode.
2023-07-29 16:17:08 +0000 UTC View PostSDECC Cover #4 and Promos (early preview)
Again, you get to see some promo material before the deviants!
SDECC has more growth sequences than The Funkypediac, BRIDECRAFT and SB:M combined!
Who's excited for SDECC?
2023-07-14 18:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostMore cover previews for SDECC
Hi Patrons,
This month's reward is Star-ship Bloopers Ep. 5, Act 3, check your inboxes this Wednesday for a SendOwl delivery!
So two more covers for SDECC. There is A LOT to look forward too with this series, not only because Julie is bigger than ever but also because of the patients and guest characters.
Episode one has some of my favorite elements of sibling rivalry, and Episode two has some m...
2023-07-03 00:39:07 +0000 UTC View PostEarly peek at the SDECC #1
Hi Patrons,
The first episode is canned and will be published 15 days or so after SB:M(5.5)
A mother of two teens seeks Shrink-O-Virus recovery treatment.
This episode sets-up the Funkypediac sequel series and focusses on this familly and Dr. Cecile's take on spice therapy.
72 1080p full frame pages, including size charts.
Contains: Growth sequences, Age progression, Amazon women, tall women and short males.
No underage nudity, no incest...
2023-06-15 23:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostTough decision... Pick a cover.
Again, I can't decide which cover to use for the final act of Star-Ship Bloopers Mercenaires Ep. 5
The zapper shot
The lap (looking away)
The lap (looking up)
2023-06-04 14:18:39 +0000 UTC
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The news. (Game and stories)
Things are going well with SB:M 5.5, only 20 or so panels to pose and render and it’s a wrap. You, my dear Patrons, will be getting 5.2 as your reward next weekend and 5.3 is already available for purchase at Funkypedia.com for those who can’t wait! 5.4 is also ready for publication but won't be published until mid-June.
It’s very difficult for me to hold back like this and not publish everything as it is ready, but it has become a necessity to plan my coding days vs my Daz days. ...
2023-05-28 20:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostA test render from this weekend
I call it HULKING Thighs.
Is the copyright notice big enough? LOL
2023-05-23 13:11:03 +0000 UTC View PostWho did this?
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/11200775
Whoever it is, it is one of us and please undo it (I bet you can’t). I have a pretty good idea of who it is but since I’m not 100% sure, I’m not using the ban hammer on the account yet. If he’s an actual creep and not some misguided kid, he’ll just make or steal a new account!
To be clear, it’s not about the money. It’s never about the money...
2023-05-14 00:13:43 +0000 UTC View PostReturn of the monthly rewards!
Hello Patrons,
Last night I had a chat with a Loyal Patron who’s been supporting the game and the stories for a long time. He made me realize that the “Funkypediac” cash grab… I’ve openly stated before that I was selling that story to finance a computer upgrade… it is a cash grab.
Anyways, the cash grab was unfair to many of you. The browser game is still a long way from being...
2023-03-21 15:50:41 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve seen the Final renders of “The Funkypediac” and you won’t believe what it’s not!
It’s not the end!
Minor spoilers ahead…
Batch 25 will release on March 31st, 3 weeks after batch 24, because #25 is a #DoubleBatch. It’s also the final release under the current title and the last publication I make before flying off to an Island paradise vacation! (Have I found the location of the fabled Funky-Spice Island?)
Then, starting on April 28th… Weekly publications of “Star-ship Bloopers Mercenaries” back-issues (Black and white version on DeviantArt) B...
2023-03-12 13:41:53 +0000 UTC View PostDeviant art poll and milestone
Hello Patrons!
We have reached another milestone: 1000 watchers on https://www.deviantart.com/bloopers-studios I feel it is a great time to make decisions on the future of multiple Bloopers Studios franchises. Today YOU the watcher, the fan, the deviant; YOU get to pick the next member of the Star-ship bloopers: Mercenaries crew! (I challenge Eiichiro Oda to do the same)
But why SB...
2023-02-24 15:38:19 +0000 UTC View PostDev update (conversation integration)
Hi All!
So the conversation integration is as done, I've hit a few speed bumps along the way with some libraries updating and breaking some previously coded content and a very bad influenza that made me lose 2 full weekends of coding...
But we're here now and I'm ready to move on with the next feature: The story viewer.
As you know, the Theater feature and also the stories Oliver can see from his laptop are a big part of making the game experience encompass more of the Bloop...
2023-01-29 19:50:46 +0000 UTC View PostHoliday dev objectives (and upcoming work)
Hello Patrons!
Did I succeed in coding all the conversation features during the holiday?
The answer is a resounding "Kind-off!"
-- Crowd cheering --
The back-end code, which is the most important in terms of volume and complexity is completed, all structures and functions are in place but they are not yet integrated in the conversation web page.
That's going to be for Next weekend.
A Beautiful Creative Dilemma.
So I have th...
2023-01-03 16:30:44 +0000 UTC View PostBrowser game dev update
Hey Patrons!
I feel like giving a little status update on the game… Mostly its good news, I’m still working on the conversations, but conversations are a big thing as they enable:
- Gifts giving (done)
- Family dinners (done)
- Advice giving (done)
- Friendly Competitions (done)
- Eating out at the diner
- Getting a physical evaluation
- Shopping for supplements
- Injecting bone-shrinking bacteria (done)
- Part time w... 2022-12-11 17:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Early previews of spoof images
Title cards of Funky-Spice re-boots that never were...
These images are going to make their way into The FunkyPediac but they won't be "full-size without text" I don't want to spoil the scene but I had too much fun doing those spoofs not to share with my most loyal people as an "exclusive preview"
Those stories were pitched at a Snotling comics writers meeting as Possible Funky-Spice TOS sequels and involve Genesis 8 recasts of the original cast. (Before ...
2022-11-15 15:40:36 +0000 UTC View PostNews from the Studios
Hi Patrons and well wishers!
If you're not already following my deviant-art page, there are new previews of The Funkypediac (Batch_2). It's the whole batch actually, just low-res, in B/W and with censored genitals.
The whole story will be available for free within the game when its completed but for now, I'm using the thing as a fund raiser for a new Ryzen 7000 system. My current R...
2022-11-09 13:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe FunkyPediac
Being a patron still has a few perks ;-)
I'm not kidding about the story being already halfway rendered and edited.
So far 18 releases are ready to publish and depending on how the execution of the second half of the outline goes, maybe another 15 after that?
The conclusion of BRIDECRAFT
The final episode of BRIDECRAFT and the (associated bundles) is now available at funkypedia
It has been a long road for both Rache1 and The creative team (me) at Bloopers Studios. Both have grown beyond their initial parameters. Rachel is no longer a fish out of water and she's now ready to move on to the next stage of her narrative future.
The creative team, if you can call it a team... Will now ...
2022-10-25 21:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostBRIDECRAFT 14 released
Get it at FunkyPedia!
Things are lining up for the conclusion.
EP15 should be a crowd-pleaser with at least one "sequence", another guest cameo and the convergence of BRIDECRAFT with the other events of the contemporary Blooperverse.
2022-10-21 14:56:10 +0000 UTC View PostFunkypedia download links are safer now
Hi everyone,
To any or each of you who might have experienced issues downloading purchased content from my online store at funkypedia.com
I wanted to let you know that those issues are now a thing of the past, I just moved all the files to a new hosting service.
So if you're still raging in silence about me screwing you over, do not hesitate to ask for support with me for your purchases and with your therapist fo...
2022-10-18 21:50:55 +0000 UTC View PostBrideCraft 13 now available!
Hi everyone,
The latest episode is available at: Funkypedia
Only 2 issues of BRIDECRAFT remaining, of course, because it's the Blooperverse, the Characters are bound to show up again and even have their own solo series if readers show interest for them!
Bridecraft wasn't supposed to be a pandemic story when I fi...
2022-10-17 15:44:53 +0000 UTC View PostBRIDECRAFT 12: Now available!
This is it, the GROWTH issue!
Curt is still dealing with his parents death but we don't spend too much time on that, most of the issue is dedicated to one, intense growth scene.
Get it at http://funkypedia.somee.com/FunkyMedia
On the game development front, I'm still working on the conversation interface. It is taking a bit longer than anticipated but since most o...
2022-09-29 13:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostAnd we're back!
Refueled and ready to code!
Actually, I've already done most of the back-end for the Browser game's conversation page. I Should be able to finish it tomorrow and get started on the front-end (the page itself) next weekend.
I'm also very much in the mood to do some story writing and rendering so there might be some surprise publications coming out ahead of schedule.
What I'm not in the mood for unfortunately is rendering sprites... I'll get back to it, I have to; but ri...
2022-09-04 16:34:36 +0000 UTC View PostFunkypedia issues fixed and Star-ship Bloopers Mercenaries 4.5 is published
I ran into some issues that prevented me from updating Funkypedia.com with new content on AWS because of the way the tool-kit works with Docker after the recent updates to the platforms. I knew I would have to eventually move Funkypedia to a cheaper host and obviously the upcoming browser version of the Funky-spice Game will need to run on a cheaper host than AWS.
I think I've found it!
Funkypedia is now hosted at 2022-08-09 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Heatwave + broken AC = Delays
Hi everyone,
I'm sorry to report that because of the on going heatwave and the fact that my AC unit won't be replaced until July 29th, I have not rendered the images for Stat-ship bloopers: mercenaries Episode 4 act 5. Although the whole thing is written and posed.
I will probably be able to resume rendering images in August.
But August has its own constraints, because I'll be away on vacation for 2 weeks and away means no dev and no daz. For 2 whole ...
2022-07-21 19:37:59 +0000 UTC View PostStar-Ship Bloopers: Mercenaries Ep 4 Act 4
The story is available in the Game theater starting at in-game date 2019-05-03.
It is also available for purchase at FunkyPedia.
I am unfortunately not very proud of this issue, Some of the decors looked worse than I expected when rendered with IRAY, and for some reason, Chantal's dForce hair looked like a glowing blob of yellow cat hair that just landed on the floor, still dripping with bile. 2022-06-18 17:11:51 +0000 UTC View Post