What a difference 30 inches make!

Hi, I'm Snotling. (CEO of Bloopers Studios.)

This is, as promised a double sized rendering update, and then some. A typical renders update has 5 body shapes, this one has 12.

With this update, testers can grow Olivia up to 8 feet tall (!!!) and get a 'height accurate' image on screen.

Things are not so simple for Olivia, growing like this. She can't find high heels to her size, she's pretty much limited to flip-flops and rubber shoes (Crocs) from the men's shelf. But even so, she keeps wrecking them, twice since her last growth spurt she got a warning from the Gym's administration that she won't be allowed in the weights room without proper shoes. 

Clothing is not an easy thing either. She has to buy her panties, at "Fat-Women lace inc." and if she's lucky, she will also find some leggings that fit her as well. At other times, she has to buy whatever cheap fabric she can get in bulk and blow up her graduation ball gown's patron to sew herself something that covers her hulking figure.

But at least she {Censored by Marketing}

I meant to say she's {Censored by Marketing}

#WFT Marketing! I want to be transparent with the Patrons/Testers so get your #EvilAss back in your office.

So Olivia and the other characters won't {Censored by Marketing} 

OK... Can't argue with a douche. I'll let him tell you his way, let's hope he won't lie too much...

A word from our Director of Marketing

Hi, I'm Snotling. (Director of Marketing at Bloopers Studios)

I speak for myself and our community manager (whom is also me) to remind you that your support has never been more important than it will be in the upcoming months. Not all of the supporters believe and hope for the same feature of the Funky-Spice game to be the main draw of the game, this is a fact that our project manager (Yup, that's me!) has very much at the top of his mind when making every decision that can affect product delivery.

Right now, the project is on track features wise and the roadmap towards the BETA testing phase is being drawn by our product delivery team as you are reading these lines. On the other hands there are risks the Studio needs to address, securing and growing cashflow is one of them...

Right now, all expenses are met without complications, that is if you don't account for wear and tear on the development and rendering hardware, which is slowly becoming an issue as the recent system crashes have shown. We have already lost a graphics adapter, a SSD and a Power supply on the aging machine. Having a reliable work development environment is mission critical and all investors (pretty much me, my girlfriend and my cats) are going to inject some more funds into the venture so that a new workstation can be built before winter's end.

Plans for the new workstation will be shared with the testing community. But investors find faith in market enthusiasm. 

Part of tonight's announcement may reduce some of the supporters fervor and maybe some of you will decide to suspend or abandon their contribution the project. To prepare for such a possibility, I encourage strongly those faithful patrons who chose to remain, not to increase their financial support but to make a post, on the GTS, amazon, BE, AR, AP or FMG forum of their choice to help raise awareness of the project.

Share the link to THIS post in your forum of choice! (It does have a pretty good picture after all...)

I only ask that you do it because I can't. I can't talk about how your experience with the ALPHA so far was... (good, bad or in between) How you like the development rate of the game and the way the project is handled... Only an authentic tester/supporter can do so without being suspected of bias or personal interest. 

This measure is in expectation that new supporters will pick-up the financial load of the lost ones so that the game's development keeps moving forward.

With this being said, here is the bomb:

Height Level 25. (~8'1") will be the maximum level reachable for the remaining of the ALPHA test. New renders will focus on making all 3 main female NPCs portrayed as accurately as possible for all levels of curviness and muscularity within this new height level cap. Greater heights are still in the plans for BETA and onward.  

Thank you for your time, patience and continued support.