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Added 2025-05-24 03:55:01 +0000 UTCthe hanky was pankied
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Ahhh, but is we treat “bang” as a synonym for sex, we can then use the associative property to arrive at “fingerbang” as a formal representation of sex, qed
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-05-24 18:16:07 +0000 UTCIn my professional opinion. Oral counts. Sex is its last name, after all. But noone ever called a handy manual sex and meant it.
Alexandra Falk
2025-05-24 17:18:13 +0000 UTCfirst thought in joyce's head: "does that mean i actually had sex for the first time when i jacked him off in the kitchenette" second thought in joyce's head: "does this mean i actually had sex for the first time when i held hands with dorothy in the laundry room"
QueenOfSodor
2025-05-24 17:08:39 +0000 UTC
