Nor either have thou two dates, excepting thou then proceed to three.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, havest thou the sex towards thy friend, who, being naughty in my sight, shall enjoy it.
Jacob Glad
2023-03-17 13:59:38 +0000 UTC
Jesus loves horndogs
Omnithea
2023-03-17 08:41:48 +0000 UTC
Not that we have any proof she isn't bisexual, said the bisexual bear...
Katrina Marie Paton
2023-03-17 06:39:57 +0000 UTC
But they were all of them deceived, for Linda Walkerton had not consented
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-03-17 05:48:30 +0000 UTC
I has several thoughts:
1-Lucy can say sex!
2-I find it positive they can have a mostly frank conversation about it.
3-No judgements, but they know this “third date” rule is something they’re just making up, right? They jokingly mentioned maybe it was covered by the Sermon on the Mount, which I recall mostly being poor people are beloved by God (and not second class scum, which has apparently been a pretty popular hot take for at least 2000 years)
4-I’m trying to stay neutral (and failing), the atheist in me is…smirking? At the mental gymnastics and calculus going into deciding how much extradimensional spirits will approve of various coitus-having by two evolved plains apes on one little planet out of trillions of galaxies. I try to remind myself it feels important and true to people who believe in it, which I was as a kid at one point.
5- Lucy is becoming a contender for top sex positive Christian. Not sure who the current leaderboard is. Sierra maybe? Jacob perhaps, although Raidah channeled his suggestions into working harder for reasons.
6- “Three is the number of dates you shall be having. Five is right out!”
Shane Wegner
2023-03-17 05:47:10 +0000 UTC
There may be a loophole for Lucy. As a kid I was told dating couples should keep enough room between us for the Holy Spirit. They didn't think that through because they also told us the Holy Spirit was within us.
Steve McSheffrey
2023-03-17 04:46:44 +0000 UTC
Smoooooth, Lucy
Bagge
2023-03-17 04:39:32 +0000 UTC
Joyce, Dorothy, and Joe.
Andrea Andrew
2023-03-17 04:33:10 +0000 UTC
Well that escalated quickly
BBCC
2023-03-17 04:16:59 +0000 UTC
Which couple will get a Slipshine first?
*Sal and Danny
*Lucy and Walky
*Joyce and Maytag