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Treated Wrong the Right Way (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 447)

Calcine still didn’t know what went on beneath Morgan’s hat. The Murkrow always had plans that she kept close to the chest.

It always left Calcine somewhat conflicted, she loved nothing more than when someone bared their heart without holding back. Sparky had gotten a lot better since the Water Gym about taking credit for her work, and it made Calcine smile every time the bug threw herself into something with confidence that she wouldn’t disappoint.

Dani was a delight, w...

All As It Should Be (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 446)

Velour was pretty heavy for an illusion.

Was that a mistake by the hidden Zorua? Gardevoir didn’t seem like they’d be that heavy. They were infamously lithe figures, pretty and delicate long-ranged powerhouses. They always looked like they’d blow away in a breeze to Brandy.

Velour was heavy as fuck, like her bones were made of lead. Hauling her immaculate ass up into a princess carry made Brandy’s arms ache, and she was a very fit lady.

“I thought you were goi...

Making the Best of Her (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 445)

Brandy had a massive problem to overcome.

When you have a Gardevoir who will do absolutely anything you say, where do you even start?

“Bite her tits!”

Sparky had already found the wrong answer.

“I’m not biting her tits,” Brandy said, leaning in to slap Sparky’s thigh. The bug just moaned as she rolled on the card table. Silly of Brandy to even think that’d go any other way.  

“Coward.” Velour huffed. “Ladies would sell their souls ...

Chapter Tomorrow! (Writing Update)

Family visits, work events! ARGH. Stressful month. But free to do a chapter tomorrow, sorry to keep you all waiting, I have to do some catchup and likely I got time off soon!

Thanks for patience! Hopefully we're over the hump.

All the Information Is on the Card (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 444)

Brandy led them right up to the table and stopped so abruptly that Dani nearly bumped into her back.

Up close, Gardevoir were just unfair.

Elegant didn't even come close to describing it. Velour, that was the name on the little placard perched beside the card shoe, had an effortless grace to her. She stood with one hip cocked just enough to show the roll of her hips under that figure-hugging dress. The delicious rise her waist gave to her black skirt before it flowed into the whit...

Fraud Watch (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 443)

Fenny stretched her arms over her head and leaned back against one of Scoria's wings, the Volcarona tucking in her side to get some kisses in on her neck.

"I've never seen you do such a dramatic entrance," she said, flashing Brandy a proud grin. "Well, except maybe the first time you showed off Cherry to everybody. You've really hit your stride with this."

Brandy rubbed the back of her neck, bashful at how pleased she was with the praise. Her mothers might be relentlessly embarras...

Have a good Thanksgiving!

If you do it anyway! If you don't have a good Thursday.

Work's been busy busy for me, but I'll have something tomorrow for sure! Sorry for the wait, this holiday season is the worst.

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Never Goes Smooth (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 442)

Morgan flared her wings wide and blew open the Casino doors with a gust of wind.

Five maid skirts swished sharply as the wind rippled back out, ruffles fluttering like battle standards in a storm. Morgan wasn't the only one going for a showy Move-powered entrance; Calcine's skin glowed beneath the fabric, in distinct lava-like rivulets. Sparky had electricity crackling along her fur and up through the gaps in her tights, showing off her plump thighs.

Dani didn't have a Move that c...

Begin as You Mean to Go On (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 441)

"We should get maid dresses."

Brandy had been dreading her parents finally having this realization.

Fenny and Scoria had fussed over Brandy and her teammates for far too long when they'd gotten into their dresses. It wasn't just compliments; they were just excited to see their daughter wear a dress after being such a dedicated pants wearer for so long. They'd gotten her to show off the skirt flick, then had Sparky, Dani, and Calcine repeat it.

Brandy was pretty sure her pa...

Chapter Tomorrow!

Hi, hi gang.

Don't worry, not dead, just the Christmas lead-up at work has been a bit mad, and I've had a ton of work piled on me. I'm gonna get a chapter out tomorrow and some more for the rest of the week, just had to keep my other bosses happy!

Thanks for your patience, sorry for the wait. I know it sucks. I'll try to make it worth it, mischief, chaos, and all that LTVB goodness.

Public Nuisances (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 440)

It was so nice having feathers.

Laid back in cold water that came halfway up her body, Morgan had to wonder how humans ever managed. If they dipped into cold water, they'd feel that bite straight away, no protective layer of downy feathers to keep them toasty. They needed inheritance to stand a chance, like Brandy and her fiery heart, she'd gotten from Calcine and Scoria. She'd be able to handle water this cold just as well as Morgan could.

That rankled Morgan a little. It was g...

If Your Bond Lasts Over Six Hours ... (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 439)

Maple sometimes wondered if letting Brandy Joyce into her life had been the right choice.

She understood how she'd fallen for the bait. Brandy was a remarkably tall redhead with an insatiable need to please people, and stomach muscles that Maple would be happy to eat a three-course meal off. Getting into those tight pants Brandy wore had been a joyous memory that Maple still treasured.

Getting between those volleyball-toned thighs? Sparky could never, ever, ever, ever, ever know ...

Family Domain Expansion (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 438)

"They're so cute," Fenny said, a finger pressed to one of Brandy's new hair horns. Scoria had a finger on the other, and the pair of them were wiggling her head around with gentle presses like she was a dashboard bobble doll.

It made eating difficult, but Brandy was willing to put up with a lot for one of Fenny's breakfasts. Her human mom might be a constantly embarrassing terror, but she was also a phenomenal cook. The story was actually pretty endearing. Nexus was a company focused o...

That Familiar Feeling (Last the Very Best - Chapter 437)

Brandy's nose tingled with a familiar scent.

It'd woken her up, which was odd because she'd fallen asleep in Sparky's arms and that bug was nothing but tingling fur and buzzing electric shocks.

Sparky was latched firmly onto Brandy, one set of arms hugged around her back, holding her tight against curves that were even softer than Elira's expensive pillows. Brandy indulged in a deep breath, pressing their chests together, and nuzzled her head against Sparky's face. The bug wasn'...

Sparks to a Flame (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 436)

It felt good to be on the bottom again.

Brandy hadn't realized how much she'd missed the heavy weight of a woman pressing her down into soft bedding. She'd been in charge so much lately, and while it was a delight to bring her partners pleasure, it didn't have that thrill of giving up control.

It was all the more exciting because it was Sparky. Brandy's precious bug loved being put in her place by a big, strong woman. Even like this, she was following Brandy's commands to get ato...

Pending Noise Complaints (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 435)

"Be gentle with her."

Brandy's tone was light, but her eyes lingered on Dani. She'd noticed how Calcine's rocky skin steamed faintly as she held Dani close, and wasn't blind to how desperately fond of the Magikarp Calcine was. Something about her cute, giving personality really did it for Calcine.

It was a big thing, trusting Dani in her arms tonight.

Calcine smiled, the edges of her grin glowing with orange heat.

"Don't worry," she said, voice a low rumble that Dani...

Three Terrifying Teams (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 434)

Elira stood in the empty circle around the ring of cushions, holding up a large, smooth branch that made an excellent staff. With a slow, dramatic swirl, she traced burning lines through the air, ribbons of orange Mystical Fire that lingered to sketch three glowing circles. Flecks of flame shimmered like fireflies around the burning lines in the air, and she directed this loose fire with her hand to fill in some details.

"Behold," Elira said, with a flourish of her staff. "The plan, in ...

A Complex Plan That Requires Precise Timing (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 433)

Morgan clapped her hands once, hard enough to make a little gust ripple through the nest of cushions and ruffle everyone's hair.

"Alright, alright, calm your libidos for five minutes," she said, wings flaring just enough to make her point. "We're planning a heist, not hosting an orgy."

"Why not both?" Sparky mumbled, sprawled in a lazy sprawl of pillows with her head in Calcine's lap. The Rock-type's stony fingers were combing through her hair, setting off tiny sparks that danced ...

Writing Update (Less Poorly Premier!)

I'm mostly all good! Just a bit of a cough.

Sorry for the delay, I will do my best to catch up! Release some hounds upon me to be productive this week. Thanks for the patience, expect something tomorrow as I'm gonna go get the first good sleep I've had for a while tonight!

Writing Update (Poorly Premier)

I got a seasonal cold and it makes me real achey.

Rather than force words out I'm gonna rest up, but that will mean a delay till Sunday. I'll try to catch up over the rest of the month once it's beat!

Sorry I do hate letting you all down. Need to build up a backlog again!

Elevated Humour (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 432)

Having to stop at every floor thanks to Sparky's button-mashing had gone from funny to infuriating after the fifth chime.

Morgan's patience had worn thin first. When the doors shut for a third time, she'd pinned Sparky against the mirrored wall with a gust of wind from her wings.

Calcine had hands full of Dani, but she'd shifted her stance and pressed the heel of her boot down on Sparky's wrist. Brandy had helped get the two arms on the other side under control, pinning them with ...

Magikarp Future Stocks (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 431)

After Morgan's dazzling display, they knew staying at the Casino a moment longer wasn't a good idea. So they got out of there and swung by the Arcade to pick up Dani and Sparky. Which hadn't been easy, because Odile was still going strong, but throwing Odile's own partners at her gave Brandy just enough time to scoop up Dani and Sparky.

Literally scooped up in Dani's case, Calcine ended up princess-carrying her. It was hard to say which of them was more delighted; Calcine teased gently ...

Step On Up! Taking All Bets! (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 430)

After Odile's arcade, the Casino seems almost subdued. It's hard to compete with the space warping of a Trick Room. It was still full of people being very horny and betting a lot of their dignity, but it felt almost quaint now compared to getting body pressed by an eight-foot-tall Hex Maniac with an obsession with making ladies come their brains out. 

Damn. Odile really did need better advertising; all these troublemakers should be battering down her doors for a chance to get some ...

Life Will Change (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 429)

It was hard for Brandy not to grin as she watched the little trio of mischief-makers circling each other. Shay had just landed a playful flick of her tail against Chew's arm, and Chew snapped back with a playful bite. Shay yelped and bit her in return, and soon the pair were chomping at each other like quarrelsome dogs until Shay finally smothered Chew's face between her breasts, ending the bout of nips in a muffled squeal that left Nibbles nearly doubled over laughing.

Brandy leaned ba...

Breeder Training (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 428)

Their little Larvesta needed them, so Fenny and Scoria had gotten on the first train to Spikemuth. Scoria had refused to fly her there, just in case Fenny was pregnant. 

Fenny didn't think she was. Fenny had studied bonds long enough to know that she'd feel the moment she was bred. Not that she was worried, it was taking a bit; it'd happen eventually. They both really wanted it, and until then, they were enjoying a very whirlwind romance. 

The train trip was a nice chanc...

A Heist to Remember (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 427)

Brandy hadn't actually finished the double blowjob. Calcine had put in real work, spanking Val into something that could behave, and Brandy had gone through a lot. Crazy as it sounded, it had been more fun as an idea than actually doing it. What they all really needed was to chill.

They'd left Cindy and Val to hug it out and gone to get ice cream instead. The ice cream stall sat on the curb right outside a tattoo parlor, its awning a faded red and cream that fluttered in the night breez...

I See a Little Bit of Me In You (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 426)

It was hard not to reach up when you knew something was different, but she'd promised Shay not to spoil the surprise, and she was going to stick to that.

Didn't mean she couldn't try to guess, though. The prickling across her head had calmed down, and now her hair felt warmer, like when her Steam Engine heart got up to speed. The urge to touch was impossibly strong, but she held her hands together and walked quickly, hoping to gather up the others before she gave in to temptation.

Everyone pretended not to notice! (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 425)

Brandy stretched her arms overhead, rolling the stiffness from her shoulders as Shay lazily sprawled across the wrecked sheets. She was quietly proud of how well she'd topped Shay, and she had to admit Shay looked damn good when she wasn't being such a menace. Her two-tone hair was gorgeous, and she had a slender body with a nice chest. Brandy was confident she could tie her in knots, and she kind of wanted to.

Shay noticed the attention and flicked out her long, pierced tongue in a slo...

Shaying Things Up (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 424)

Brandy tugged at another strap, the leather creaking faintly before snapping back against Shay's skin. The sting drew out a hiss from Shay, followed by a lazy grin. She sprawled across the pillows like a Purrloin, legs spread enough to look inviting but still playing coy.

"You've gotten dangerous, you know that?" Shay murmured, shifting her weight as Brandy leaned over her. "When we fought, you were so out of depth. Got super lucky. Now you're-"

Brandy cut her off with a nip just ...