Have You Ever Jerked Off in the Rain?
Added 2021-02-20 00:34:42 +0000 UTCHey bubs. I wrote a poem for you about jerking off and doing the things you want in life and it's called, "Have You Ever Jerked Off in the Rain." Love you guys and have a great weekend.
~ Mike
Oh no, the sun don't have to shine for you to jizz like a geyser
Take your dick out on the lawn and make the neighbors Mad About You, Paul Reiser
For the sun may never shine warm enough to bake your bird just right
You never know what tomorrow will bring, so take out that hog, alright?
You'll look out the window and see a monsoon raging in your midst
But now's the time to run outside, grab that schlong and make a meaty fist
Let the ne'er do wells gossip and call you a fool for all your wet whackin'
But they'll do so with balls of souring spooge, waiting for the sun to start their jackin'
Let them talk, let them laugh, let them point as they may
While you stroke with fury to thoughts of the lovely Rebecca De Mornay
It may take awhile to cum, you'll wonder why you couldn't just wait for the storm to pass
But for the love of God keep going, even if it means shoving a pinky up your own ass
Don't stop jerkin' and don't stop rammin', for who knows if tomorrow ever comes
Soon enough you'll spunk all over the grass, daffodils, pansies and mums
You'll feel ecstasy and pride in knowing that regret will never be your pain
Because you'll never have to avert your gaze should someone ask, "Have you ever jerked off in the rain?"
Comments
I finished
Nathan Cowen
2021-05-08 15:23:49 +0000 UTC
