It feels like a rush to see how many pieces of "clothing" everyone can sell the emperor before he clues in...
Kraken
2022-01-31 22:13:30 +0000 UTC
You've seen some pretty awful animation in your time, but it's clear to me that out of all the abysmal cartoons you've covered NFT Cartoons make your blood boil the most. The fact that they are-by and large-crappy with their animation, writing, characters, etc. is bad enough, but the fact that these NFToons (as I like to call them) and NFTs in general are one ginormous scam is enough to make any sane person rage. You were clearly out to prove that these scummy cartoons are terrible both as normal cartoons and especially as NFT/crypto cartoons, and I dare say that you are the hero that people against NFTs-such as myself-could all use.
Indeed, these cartoons have zero redeeming qualities whatsoever. Red Ape Family-as we've seen in a previous video-is about eight minutes' worth of hot garbage. Superdoge is quite possibly one of the worst superhero cartoons I know of, and I'd be willing to bet that Disney would sue them for including Rafiki in it. Dink Doink has the animation style-but not the charm-of South Park, Stoner Cats looks vaguely better than some of the other ones, and the ones that are currently in development are those that may turn out to be competent but are still part of scams.
But the absolute worst offender of the lot is Cryptoland. Where do I begin with that dumpster fire of a scam? Well, we have the Genie-ripoff called Connie, who has none of what made the Genie so entertaining. hilarious, and charming. We have visuals that looks kind of not so great for a modern cartoon. We have stolen assets and music used without permission from their owners (if Crazy Frog hadn't gone after them-assuming that is indeed why their video is no longer on their channel-then Nintendo-who, as we all know, is notoriously uber-protective of their IPs-would surely have taken action against them for using Mario music). And, of course, we have the sense that this is all one elaborate scam...I feel sorry for anyone who ends up falling for it (but I am too smart to be one of those folks who do fall for it hook, line, and sinker).
I could go on about how Cryptoland-and the other cartoons-are ginormous wastes of time, talent, and resources-not to mention scummy as all get out-but I feel that you took care of that aspect quite well. Yes, you don't do rant videos like this quite often, but when NFTs anger you this much (I still can't believe that your channel was minted into an NFT without your consent...if that ended up happening to me, I'd be enraged), you don't hold back...you clearly stick it to every single one of them. As the NFT trend does not seem to be ending anytime soon, I'm sure that even more NFToons will pop up and anger us all...and when they do, we'll surely be seeing you take them to task, too. When it comes to NFTs, they must be stopped at all costs.
Thanks for being a crusader against NFTs, Saber...I'll be seeing you soon for Wolfo and whatever else you have in store for us! =)