Testing
Added 2025-08-17 16:50:26 +0000 UTC
The latest tests of the new virility treatment, I'm happy to report, have been a rousing success.
Sure, the sucker's- I mean, subject's higher brain function took a bit of a downturn of, oh, 90%, but otherwise it worked super well! He got bigger. Buffer. Hornier.
More virile.
And, on an incidental note, I took the liberty of testing that new fertility drug in development. And I'm pleased to report it went veeeeery well. I think we should even pair them.
Naturally, I need more data. So if you could get the girls from marketing down here, that'd be great.
I think they'll be absolutely inspired with a... first hand demonstration of things...
And I bet our test subject would be inspired too if they wore that new swimsuit model we just put out.
