Alabama Chapter 1

“I heard that chick is the Principal’s daughter,” Cody said.  I turned my head to look at her, though honestly she was impossible to miss.  Sitting alone at a lunch table, eating what looked to be three meals at once, was one of the fattest girls I had ever seen.  She looked to be over 300 pounds.  I was surprised the bench hadn’t given way under the weight.  “Her name is Maribelle.  Don’t piss her off, she might sit on you.”

“I can’t imagine that would end well,” I said.

“Jason, I’m pretty sure you’d disappear under her.  I’m pretty sure we all would.”

We both laughed.  I turned back.  Her eyes were locked on me.  We made eye contact for half a second before we both looked away quickly.  Her massive breasts wobbled as she jerked to the right.  Those things were absolutely mammoth.

It was our first day as seniors, and we were both looking forward to the conclusion of our high school careers.  We lived in the deep South, though I was actually born in Seattle, Washington.  My parents moved down here on business.  I had made friends with Cody recently, which had made life in the South a lot easier.  I wasn’t used to all of the weird customs and food yet, but there were definitely things to like down here.  One thing I didn’t much care for was the weather.  It was warm and humid here, and I would sweat just standing outside before class.  It was for this reason that I was actually thrilled the bell had rung and I could head inside.

I sat down for Algebra 3-4.  I was pretty decent at math, so I wasn’t overly concerned about this class.  I took a seat in the back corner of the room.  I was looking down at my calculator, playing a game of tetris, when I noticed a shadow fall over me.  “Howdy, stranger,” came the voice of a female.  I looked up, and to my surprise, Maribelle was looking down at me.  Her face was partially blocked by her heaving chest, but I could still see her large blue eyes and her thick blonde hair.  Her white top was distracting, with her cleavage spilling over.  She had more overflowing breast flesh than any girl in this school had breasts.  Her frame supported it though.  Her waste was two or three bodies thick, and her ass looked like it was going to take up two seats, one for each cheek, and then some.  “Name’s Maribelle,” she said.  Both of her meaty arms were resting on my table, giving me the world’s view of her cleavage.  And there was really nowhere else to look.

“H-Hi, my name is Jason,” I stammered.

“I’m awful at math, so I’ll probably try to cheat off of you,” she said, laughing.  “Just kidding!  But seriously, I am terrible.  Any help would be greatly appreciated.”

I gave an uneasy laugh.  Yeah, I don’t think so.

Later that day, after school ended, I walked back home.  I had to take a stroll through the country side to get there, but it was worth it.  I hadn’t walked this way yet, so I was doing a bit of sight-seeing today.  I heard a bird chirping nearby and I looked around for it.  I should have been paying attention to the road.  My foot got caught on a tree branch and I started rolling down a hill.  I was fortunate enough to have the wherewithal to maintain a solid tumble, keeping everything tucked in and letting my body follow a natural rotation.  This limited the pain and damage done to my body.  I was proud of that much.  Also fortunate was the water at the end of the roll.  If it was earth at the bottom, I would have landed hard, but I instead splashed into a small pond.  I was completely soaked.  I rose to my feet in the murk to the sound of a shotgun cocking.

“What are you doing in my yard, boy?” said an older looking man.  I was now staring down a barrel, two of them, actually.  My whole life was running through my mind.  Why had I eaten so much Jack in the Box in my lifetime!?  “You trespassin’ for a reason, boy?”  I started shaking my head, but I heard a familiar voice.

“Daddy no!”  The gun was pushed down.  “This is Jason!  He’s my new boyfriend!”  I was snatched from where I was standing into a bear hug.  My wet face slammed into the biggest breast I had ever seen.  My arms wrapped around a thick, heavy body, but I couldn’t reach all the way around.  My legs kicked a bit.  I can’t recall a more confusing moment in my life.

“Is this true?” the man asked me.

I managed to pluck my head away from the massive boob I was being smothered with.  I looked up at her, staring urgently into my eyes.  She was jerking her head in that way that said ‘just say yes.’  I looked over at the man with the shotgun.  I guess I was stuck between a rock and a hard place.  “Yeah, we just met and we are going out now.  On dates.  The two of us, it’s romantic.  And whatnot.”

He put his gun down.  “Well I’ll be, Maribelle, good for you honey!”  He gave her a brief hug, then walked away.  “Try not to be so clumsy, Jason.”

When he was gone, she let me down.  “What the Hell are you doing, Jason?” she asked.

“I tripped!  This place is a deathtrap!” I replied.

“Well, we’re in big trouble.  My dad is the principal of our high school.  Now he thinks we’re dating.  If he finds out we lied, he’s legitimately going to kill you.  The man’s psycho!”

My heart sunk.  I was trapped.  “So you’re saying we have to be boyfriend and girlfriend now, or I’ll die?”

“Don’t be THAT disappointed.  I can be pretty fun, you know.  Look, we have to make it real at school.  All of the teachers and staff report to my dad.  At the very least try to look attracted to me.  If he finds out I lied, he’ll be pissed at me too.  And hey, maybe we can learn to like each other for real.  If you’re lucky, I’ll let you have some fun with me.  You have to be a good little boy though.”