The Snark Tank / December Question Thread!

You’re a gay one mr grinch you really are a queer You fuck men in the asshole and you take it in the rear Mr grinch

EYY IM DA GREEN GOBLIN, IM GOBLIN OVA HEEEERE

2025-12-13 09:28:05 +0000 UTC

What was your favorite reveal at the game awards? I liked that badger game, Divinity, Ace combat, and the Lego Batman. P.S. it wasn’t even an hour after the announcement of the badger game and they already started making furry porn of the main character Have wonderful day

PleoTCA

2025-12-13 08:33:23 +0000 UTC

You guys mentioned in a previous discussing the Jeremy Renner App, I remember that there was a video drew golden and Danny Gonzalez did about it. Revealing it was a massive scam, and the fact you had to use real life money to boost your posts is pretty fucked up.

PleoTCA

2025-12-13 08:29:19 +0000 UTC

Related to episode 382. I’ve helped set up the Body Worlds exhibit before and actually asked one of the event staff the same question. It’s about 1.5-2 kg all up with the brain attached, but 90% of that is just the brain. Doing my part to support my favourite educational podcast.

Tyler Robinson

2025-12-13 08:05:11 +0000 UTC

Random halo question for Chris. Where does Reach rank amongst the halo games? I recently did a play through of the bungie developed series with my brother and it was low key my favorite one. Awesome level variety and fun gameplay.

Dominick

2025-12-13 03:59:02 +0000 UTC

Hey sween, thoughts on that little black kid beautifully singing the N-word at the dentist office? Would you be proud as a father?

Unc on a Trunk

2025-12-13 01:34:20 +0000 UTC

Greetings ya chowdaheads Despite rarely having my questions answered (cuz they’re shit lol), I still wanted to thank you guys for all the content. I’ve lost my father and my aunt within the last 2 years and this show has kept me going. Sorry for the gay

Big Shirtless Ron

2025-12-12 22:36:09 +0000 UTC

Hello, gaymers. Long-time listener, first-time gay man. I’ve been into Super Sentai (aka Japanese Power Rangers) for a very long time, but I don’t really have anyone to talk about it with. I also don’t want people to know I like it, since I have a bunch of “normal” adult friends who would probably react with something like, “Ew, gross, Power Rangers, are you a little retard boy?” So my question for y’all is: do you have any interests or favorite forms of media that you really love but never talk about with literally anyone, or just keep completely private?

Kingston's Long Lost Guatemalan Son

2025-12-12 20:06:03 +0000 UTC

Howdy Snark boys! I recently discovered that Duran Duran's "Invisible" came out in 2021 and that blew me away thinking they charted in the 80s. That being said is there any media that you thought was old but is way more recent? Thanks guys <3

Smitchy the gayy

2025-12-12 18:18:25 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, do you guys know for QTcinderellas friendship awards you need a twitch account to vote for the "streamer" awards nominee and Hasan looking like Mao was something.

randeep kang

2025-12-12 14:45:41 +0000 UTC

Sup my fellow femboy enthusiasts, now that Game Awards wrapped up do you guys think Sandfall Interactive has a bar too high to hop over now that they won every award they were nominated in?

Craig the Canadian vs Craig The Destroyer

2025-12-12 12:03:29 +0000 UTC

Dear Snark Tank, What's the most unexpected crossover of interests you've seen? Recently, as of writing, my NFL team the Houston Texans posted a Halo edit after beating Kansas City Chiefs. Link to tweet: https://x.com/HoustonTexans/status/1998834363371552839?s=20

nozomi

2025-12-12 00:05:10 +0000 UTC

Dear my favorite money pit, when will you dumbasses finally upload some sketches or commentary tracks

Bullet with my Cum by Nonpoint

2025-12-11 22:50:38 +0000 UTC

Gay little beetleborgs here to answer some questions from the picollo penis episode. I am the drunk Minecraft mod guy. I'm 22 but turn 23 in a few months. I didn't do it sober, I was already pretty far gone when I started trying to spit game. Didn't realize gregtech ain't spitting game. Also as for your oldest viewer I showed my dad the show and he really likes it. Sometimes I can hear you guys in the living room while he plays the latest PGA tour videogame. He was born in 1963, so before segregation ended.

Do the genie give the blumpkin? Asking for a frend

2025-12-11 21:56:59 +0000 UTC

Snark tank dragon ball z movie watch along when?

Oi ‘Ughie that NexBox is diabolical mate!!

2025-12-11 19:54:47 +0000 UTC

The in person episodes are so superior to the remote ones that you might as well just not upload if you cant have it in person

Expedition 33 got fuckin robbed

2025-12-11 19:28:40 +0000 UTC

your discussions of hear me outs reminds me of the time got mad at me for saying a fallout death claw was a hear me out. That being said, you should have an extra ammo dedicated to hear me outs

PleoTCA

2025-12-11 18:19:41 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, not a question, but the continuous use of the Nicklestupid bit reminded me of the actual, canonical relative of It/Pennywise in the lore of Stephen King's books. There's this creature in Book 7 of The Dark Tower named Dandelo who, like It, feeds off of certain human emotions before devouring it's prey. Dandelo, however, feeds on laughter and compels his victims to basically laugh themselves to death. Just thought it would be cool to mention.

Roadside Piss Bottle

2025-12-11 18:10:07 +0000 UTC

how's it going, Gay La Hole? Is Tom Sweeney related to the Character Mr. Sweeney of Ned's Declassified? and if not, how do we make it canon? P.S. i Don't know if danced around the idea of doing like movie commentaries but can the first one be for Steven Oedekerk's The O Show?

PleoTCA

2025-12-11 17:55:40 +0000 UTC

Hey guys! In Episode #379, Sweeney points out that the Creature in Frankenstein (2025) has memories belonging to multiple people, and Chris says it makes no sense because he only has one brain, but there actually is scientific support for the impression of memory in flesh. Some people who receive organ transplants experience changes in their personalities, motor function, and even new memories that do not belong to them related to the concept of cellular memory, which is basically neuron activity that exists in non-brain cells. These things can also affect you in your own flesh, too! Traumatic experiences and stress are major risk factors for catastrophic illnesses and conditions even in the absence of common comorbidities (like drug/alcohol abuse) because of how we store memories and the neurotransmitters they evoke in many different types of cells. It's a great reminder that we aren't a series of independent systems; rather, we're a complex, interdependent network of body and mind (and soul, if you believe in that kind of thing). Stay safe and treat your organs nicely, boys. Sincerely, a guy who would steal them if it meant getting to become a mother.

Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness

2025-12-11 13:38:53 +0000 UTC

Weirdo lol

Honestly on god fr fr congrats to Sween on losing weight, good shit man keep it up

2025-12-11 12:07:11 +0000 UTC

That sonofabitch! Ech!

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-12-11 09:14:16 +0000 UTC

Hello rapist, Derrick and Chris. What are some of your least woke opinions? For me, anytime I hear "you live on stolen land!" I can't help but cringe. Throughout all of human history, everyone everywhere has lived on stolen land. Every single native tribe, of not just America but everywhere else, lives on land stolen by their ancestors from the ancestors of others. In the case of America, plenty of native tribes were just as ruthless bloodthirsty and evil as the American settlers. In fact, a lot of that seems like it was lost to history simply because they lost the war. Not dissimilar to how the Japanese try to erase all of the atrocities they committed during ww2 because they got nuked at the end. The maori in NZ have only lived there for around 700 years and genocided the previous natives, but still throw temper tantrums (haka) in the New Zealand Congress whenever their free "I was here first" money from the state is threatened.

Under a big gay moon I wanna goon to you - LGBTrex

2025-12-11 07:29:35 +0000 UTC

Hey Sween, how mad would you be if Chris and Derek gave you a glass of milk but then revealed that it was just pure cum after you chugged it?

Sween's ass is grass and I'm feeling like a cow

2025-12-11 04:23:36 +0000 UTC

As a rise against fan who saw them live recently, I wanted to tell Chris. I don't think the new album was just mixed poorly. I think his voice is starting to go and the mixing was done as a way to cover it up. I guess my question would be, when do you think is the right time to let go of bands you like and the hope they'll have another good album? Should you wait until they've had multiple bad albums, or is there a different way you identify it.

Putting a cow in an Ironbull just because it fits.

2025-12-11 03:53:46 +0000 UTC

Assuming neither was likely to put you in any kind of harm, would you rather have a hairy esophagus or a hairy urethra? I hope this question haunts you as much as it did to me

Do jewish conspiracy theorists wear tin-foil yamakas?

2025-12-11 03:37:42 +0000 UTC

Chris when is the album coming Chris? I want the album Chris you said it was December Chris. Also hi Sween and Derrick how's your day going?

Imagine Dragons Official

2025-12-10 22:25:47 +0000 UTC

Hello musketeers, My question is, when has your gut opinion about someone been perfectly right? For me, there was this guy in one of my college classes who I didn’t like, and eventually his girlfriend outed him to everyone by saying he paid to use Chat GPT. Been here since episode 14, and loved it since. Stay awesome 🫡

Sweeny Todd

2025-12-10 14:19:53 +0000 UTC

Hey boy, as in general everyone wishes their own favorite video game saga or tv series didn’t go down in flames or was mishandled by some who doesn’t get it (Dragon Age). What saga or media you wish this ill upon, any genre you would love to see burn?

Mushroom Magistrate

2025-12-10 12:06:26 +0000 UTC

Hello, the nigghts before Chris's mess. Not to get all maudlin, but the new year always makes me reflect on life and purpose. Is there something in 2026 you're looking forward to most, or some goal you guys are working toward? What are you optimistic about for the next year? In other words, what is the shining golden dawn that guides you each morning to the nirvana of purpose and meaning?

I could fix Nick Fuentes by milking the racism out of his juicy little Latink prostate, one evil, milky, black rope at a time

2025-12-10 09:50:44 +0000 UTC

How do you guys think this podcast will end? Personally I think Derrick will contract tuberculosis in the lungs and Sween will sell all of you out to ICE. Derrick will hand Chris his iconic hat and all the remaining patreon money before sacrificing himself so Chris can escape and live a peaceful life with his family.

Roll Fizzlebeef

2025-12-10 08:13:16 +0000 UTC

Hello chrizzlers, a few months back I realized that Gorillaz' album Demon Days was 20 years old and I shared this with a coworker who thought i said Glo Rilla. Are there any times when yall were similarly disgusted by a younger's lack of pop culture knowledge?

Gaybells ring Dont Resistin Anal pain From the fistin Hes feelin real tight Bust quikly I might cock inside the asshole of a man

2025-12-10 05:31:43 +0000 UTC

What’s an creative team (TV, film, music, video games, etc) that to you never was able to recreate early success. Mine is a punk rock band called new medicine that had a fairly simple yet phenomenal debut album “race you to the bottom”. their second album only had 1 good song. They then went on about a decade long hiatus and ended it by dropping a double album that I stopped at track 6. There was a pretty good album opener followed by 5 absolute shit songs

spider verse art direction is just better Fortnite

2025-12-10 04:13:04 +0000 UTC

For 31:43 in episode #379: Heart Ripping League regarding people getting hit in the head and speaking a different language fluently, those cases are specifically those that have subconscious knowledge of another language. Theyre not going to wake up speaking a language they've never encountered, heard, or learned. Its usually the language resting in your subconscious that youve studied/learned in the past and when they wake up that becomes their new mother tongue

Swavant

2025-12-09 23:53:13 +0000 UTC

Hay PHellers. I'm going to move out of my parents for the first time, any advice? I'm a little anxious to be honest. P.S Sween should get a mohawk that lines up with and is as thin as his tooth gap.

Green Gobblins Greasy Gunt

2025-12-09 23:45:12 +0000 UTC

Ho, ho, ho! Santa here! I'm making up my naughty list and since I've already hit my quota for perverts, Digimon players and Puerto Ricans I'll let each of you nominate someone else to take your place! I'll even let you pick what I leave in their stocking! Happy Kwanzaa!

Hunting Puerto Ricans for sport

2025-12-09 22:40:53 +0000 UTC

To me this is the same level dumb shit as sex negative feminism, let’s empower women by checks notes saying shopping is something women are naturally better at than men

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2025-12-09 21:51:18 +0000 UTC

Have you snarcos noticed and specific concentration of bad service from male contract delivery drivers (DoorDash/instacart etc) vs women drivers? As a dude who is stuck working this job because it paid for my shit through college, and now I graduated and the job market is dead, my long dead inner conservative was briefly resurrected when I learned there’s a dedicated amount of online hate specifically for male instacart shoppers for being lazy or unable to find groceries or some shit. cheers comrades been a fan since Chris was a png on a white background

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2025-12-09 21:19:46 +0000 UTC

Greetings and salutations, friends! Is the era of "The Conversation" in the video games industry dead? I consider myself incredibly plugged into the industry, yet when Metroid Prime 4 released I didn't even realize until a few days afterwards. This is a game that was speculated about and hyped up for nearly twenty years that would've been an industry-wide event if it had came out a few years ago. DOOM: The Dark Ages released this year yet it kind of just came and went barely making a splash, whereas Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal felt like events in the industry and those games were actively talked about for years after their release. Am I just out of touch now or are people just not as crazy about games as they were just a few years ago?

Corinth

2025-12-09 20:22:08 +0000 UTC

Sup divotheads. Have any of you had a moment when you felt specifically called out for no reason? When I was in high school I had to get surgery on my back and had to spend 10 days prepping for it. I gave a doctors note to my gym teacher which allowed me to be benched for 5 days due to searing pain. The day before my surgery my bench time ran out so I asked my teacher if I could take it easy that day. He then had me do every fucking demo with him run every soccer drill he could find and yelled at me for running weird all the while I was in agonizing pain. Immediately after that I went to a church to pray that god would kill Mr. Brockton topher grace style. Stay snazzy gits

Majin George Costanza

2025-12-09 20:02:08 +0000 UTC

What’s an animal name that threw you off when you finally looked up what it’s supposed to be called? Like the blue footed boobie, great tailed grackle, Kingston Jamison

Nick cannon has a daughter named “powerful queen”

2025-12-09 16:25:58 +0000 UTC

Giving the Covent back their bomb goes pretty hard as well and especially in the remastered cutscenes

A deer folding Finn’s legs like a lawn chair

2025-12-09 08:15:07 +0000 UTC

I legit just watched that and holy hell you were not kidding the man is legit psychotic it’s like he doesn’t understand that minors can’t consent. Also they asked Tarantino if they found some guy with his 13 year old daughter if he would react the same way or just kill the guy and Tarantino just goes “ nah I’d beat him up” this man is definitely a pedo

A deer folding Finn’s legs like a lawn chair

2025-12-09 08:13:23 +0000 UTC

Hey y’all Ima get straight to the point I’ve been super depressed and you guys actually helped me through this year like you wouldn’t even believe . The amount of times I’ve felt like shit and wanna cheer myself up I’ll look up some clips from the pod particularly Pizza time or the GradeAunderA bit .I’m still working on myself trying to go sober I’m on my third week right now so wish me luck . All that gay shit aside what animated series has made you cry or pretty close to it ? Obviously mine is Adventure time

A deer folding Finn’s legs like a lawn chair

2025-12-09 08:03:37 +0000 UTC

In the last ep, Derrick brought up that clip of tarantino on the howard stern show defending roman polanski and i gotta say, he wildly undersold it. Ive seen it before but i forgot it went on for like 10 minutes where hes insisting that this 13 year old girl was into it so it wasnt rape and how he knows all about how these 13 year old party girls think. One of the most damning moments is when howard is giving him a hypothetical where tarantino is the one drugging the girl and raping, and the thing tarantino pushes back on is the drugs part He lives in israel now so it tracks i guess

Expedition 33 got fuckin robbed

2025-12-09 06:35:49 +0000 UTC

Hello Followers of Al Whiggum, It’s me, the Sandy Hook survivor again. Yes, this is the same person. Was thinking about your conversation about growing facial hair at a young age, which I found funny because (and I’m not joking) I could grow a full beard at 14. So, my question is, have you seen the 2018 Predator movie where the actual plot is that the yautja are trying to harness the power of autism?

Get Burgermeister Meisterburger on the podcast

2025-12-09 01:00:53 +0000 UTC

Seasons greeting my parasocial older cousins I want to cancel you. So if you had the power to war crime a country/city/state where, how and why would you war crime that bitch?

The Bigfoot that only shaves his pubes

2025-12-08 22:24:58 +0000 UTC

Greetings fellas. In your humble opinion, what is the greatest video game cut scene or cinematic moment? For me it's Shipmaster in Halo 3 saying "then it's an even fight" when referring to the Brute ships in a staggered line. Thanks, love ya. ♥️

Unc on a Trunk

2025-12-08 21:51:51 +0000 UTC

They could just repurpose old footage of Chris threatening Sweeney with guns and swords from when they lived together

googling what is a blumpkin at work

2025-12-08 21:02:11 +0000 UTC

Hello Ed boys with the game awards on the horizon what is the funniest thing you could see happening that night? Honestly I would die laughing if the hype for half life 3 turns out to be Gordon Freeman in fortnite.

googling what is a blumpkin at work

2025-12-08 21:01:21 +0000 UTC

What’s up pillowbiters, You may have seen the recent story of the Cinnabon worker hurling racial slurs and other profanities at a couple of Somalian customers. You’d think this would ruin her life but instead, her Gofundme has already raised over $100,000. My question is, would you guys consider staging a confrontation between Chris and Sweeney where Chris is verbally and physically abusive towards Sweeney, even more so than usual? When it goes viral, then you can sit back and watch the money from the racist morons pour in. Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles.

Buttstuff Actual

2025-12-08 19:48:33 +0000 UTC

🤩Hello Gaygun, Gayrick, and Tom’s Gay Weenie! my question is is there a game criticism (or any media criticism) that you hear from people that just grinds your testies with hundreds of shredded dimes? mine is the “nobody asked for ____” when questioning why a movie or something gets made…i mean it’s truly a retarded thing to say considering that the best art is stuff people haven’t asked for, did someone ask for a show about the dad from Malcolm in the middle to be a meth producing cancer ridden high school teacher??? and this mindset is so conservative coded because it implies that art needs to stay in some arbitrary confine. An artist showing you something you couldn’t have imagined is core to the purpose of art.

nintendo direct narrator trying heroin(first time)

2025-12-08 17:44:55 +0000 UTC

If everyone becomes me this month, it'll be the funniest fucking thing ever lol

PleoTCA

2025-12-08 16:33:02 +0000 UTC

Baked Mac and cheese

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-12-08 15:53:40 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, story for ya. Last year, I went to get my oil changed. Everything was going fine, until the mechanic came to give our keys back. He didn't make eye contact with me or my girlfriend and didn't say much. Didn't really think much of it, until we got back in the car. The mechanic had started the car to make sure everything was good, and when he did the car connected to my phone and started playing the podcast I was listening to. Unfortunately, it started playing while one of the hosts was explaining and justifying why he beats off to Lois Griffin hentai. My girlfriend was mortified, but I nearly died from laughing. Any similar such stories? Cheers!

Under a big gay moon I wanna goon to you - LGBTrex

2025-12-08 15:35:35 +0000 UTC

Snark crew, Can we get an Extra Ammo where you write Home Alone 2.5, Kevin McCalister gets lured to Epstein Island after meeting Trump, then he has to survive in his own special way there?

Shard_of_Odium

2025-12-08 12:53:25 +0000 UTC

Hey there cum guzzlers and 1 gaybo, heres a simple one to stew on. If you could Reboot, Remake, or Remaster (the good kind) 3 different games / game franchises, what would they be?

Aiden Charles Conrad Craton will pass away on December 29th 2025 by natural causes

2025-12-08 04:37:42 +0000 UTC

Serious question for the bois: It’s often stated in the topic of grifters that everything is so much easier when you have no morals. Overall, it seems like people who care the least about the welfare of others are able to accomplish the most. What’s stopping you three from outright exploiting everyone?

Great-Four-Five

2025-12-08 04:11:12 +0000 UTC

I’m double dipping my curiosity nuts in this podcast’s jaw but I thought you three would find this interaction I had at work interesting. I’m gen z (25) and work with mostly gen X, older millennials, and a couple of other zoomers. We were discussing a song that some of the gen X and millennials referred to as “the football hype song” we played them multiple songs until they heard the intro to “Power” by Kanye and recognized it. It was a bit of a shock to think that someone wouldn’t know that song as what it is and not “the football hype song”. Both my fellow gen z coworkers felt very similar.

I burped on your clit Walter.

2025-12-08 03:46:15 +0000 UTC

Hey big nose, big legs and BIGGGG long time listener first time sender, wanted to ask what the weirdest thing or best deal youve seen listed on a place like fb marketplace/craigslist was? I just saw a listing for “Walking service” where this guy says he’ll walk w you if you pay him $20. Was thinking of haggling to see whats the lowest hed go for. Love the show also Chris they do still sell glass bottle snapples but you have to get them from Mexico. Went a few years ago and this year again and they still have them, had to smuggle a pack of lemon teas to the states but im all out again https://www.facebook.com/share/1BpAEb65tG/?mibextid=wwXIfr

The hole in charlee kirk’s neck

2025-12-07 23:59:45 +0000 UTC

Hey Derrick did you know that Eminem might have responded to your freestyle? At the end of the song you ask “do ever sit and wonder if the moon was made of cheese have you ever kept your eyes open when you had to sneeze” that was released 8 years ago. In Eminem’s song The Ringer which was released 7 years ago he says “Now you see why I don't sleep Not even a wink, I don't blink I don't doze off, I don't even nod to the beats I don't even close my fuckin' eyes when I sneeze”.

Colin Moriarty

2025-12-07 17:38:59 +0000 UTC

Stack of pancakes

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-12-07 16:16:02 +0000 UTC

Hi fuck boys and sween just a quick comment the heart ripping episode yall were talking shit how women only like kpop and as someone who is getting into K-pop it was weirdly affirming. All that to say keep being misogynistic funny guys

Homeless Transfem who went back to school

2025-12-07 13:44:29 +0000 UTC

Hi gentlemen. You guys wanted to know who your oldest listener was. I'm here to say that I'm 25 so I can't help with that at all. Anyway, what would you do if your penis had joints like a finger?

wacky racists

2025-12-07 12:27:20 +0000 UTC

Hello Fag, Fagg, and Faggot, What is the worst injury you have ever sustained? Besides having to hear Sweeneys God awful takes.

Scooped James

2025-12-07 06:04:41 +0000 UTC

Hello there fellers, the other day, a question dawned on me. A question so profound that it left me philosophizing for many a fortnight. A question that fundamentally changed how I viewed the world and those around me. And now I pose that same question to you guys. Without further ado...., Chris, derrick. Sweeney..... Slurs??

ShowingMyCat9/11FootageSoSheTooCanNeverForget

2025-12-07 05:16:46 +0000 UTC

That depends is this Spider-Man when he's an adult or Spider-Man when he's still in high school?

kingstons#1dad

2025-12-06 23:39:26 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, been listening since episode 0 and a watcher of Chris since 2016. Got an idea for an extra ammo: listening to contexless clips of you guys from the earlier episodes and trying to figure out what the fuck you're talking about. Thanks for the laughs over the years, you've for sure altered my brain chemistry. What have you done to me?

Spood

2025-12-06 21:29:38 +0000 UTC

Hello Donkey, Pinocchio and Shrek Have you guys ever gone back to a old TV show you enjoyed as a kid, but then started seeing things that make you think 'the writers did not like minorities and how did i not notice this' For example in the cartoon Shaolin Chronicles( sequel to Shaolin Showdown), a new character was added to the cast that's Asian ,but he has a ridiculously long name so the other characters decide to give him the nickname Ping-Pong

kingstons#1dad

2025-12-06 19:39:38 +0000 UTC

Heard someone mention salt trucks and snow plows in the last episode and just wanted to say I actually build snowplows for all up and down the east coast. I also wanted to tell you about my personal encounter with the Israeli Defense Force. I did Navy JRTOC in high school and in 2017 we went to a field trip to the navy base in Norfolk, Virginia and my class was about to board a submarine to explore but were quickly stopped to let this Israeli General to board and examine it before us. We were told to stand on the ship docks in like 40 degree rainy weather for an hour and I almost fell into the water multiple times. I did research into Israel and discovered their bullshittery on that dock. Anyway Free Palestine and stay classy dickheads.

I will be found dead at 25 wrapped up in trampoline springs

2025-12-06 19:17:17 +0000 UTC

hello Hog, Chode and Cock you referenced the Macy day parade recently and if it ever killed someone, in 1997 the winds were so strong that 9 of the ballons total were destroyed, the NYPD had to stab barnie the dinosaur to death after it slammed the lead handler to the ground from 20ft and they lost control and the cat in the hat smashed into a lamp post causing it to fall and send a women into a medically induced coma for months. there is also video of the cops knifing barnie like he is Julius Caesar on youtube. "Well there's your problem" a podcast on engineering disasters did a great episode on it for anyone interested, have a good day

what tier can i receive a snark tank bukkake

2025-12-06 18:41:19 +0000 UTC

Scrambled eggs

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-12-06 16:54:14 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris Gay Gun, Derrick Lesbian, and Tom Binary. What's a gamechanging idea that you've had, but aren't enough of a psychopath to go through with it?

Kamen Rider D-icks

2025-12-06 15:19:55 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite interracial throuple! First time $25 and up patron here. I recently had a friend over and looking for things to do, we decided to dust off my 360 and a play 2009’s Mortal Kombat. I had never played it before and I don’t play fighting games normally so my strategy is usually just to button mash. Anyway he was Kitana and I was Jax, and during the match I pulled off a move where Jax grabs Kitana by the throat, lifts her up, and proceeds to cave her face in with his metal fist. Call me an SJW cuck but something about the image of a hulking black man making a 3D Picasso painting out of a tiny, barely clothed Asian woman’s face, left me feeling a little unnerved and thinking that maybe Anita Sarkeesian had a point all those years ago. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s a fighting game and whatever, and these game are traditionally ultra violent, but it definitely took me a back for a second and changed how I look at some of these older games now. Anyway, what’s an opinion or person you vehemently disagreed with in the past, but as you matured, you’ve started to come around to that opinion or person’s point of view. The game was still fun by the way :) Stay sexy guys!

GAPEthony ASStano

2025-12-06 13:20:44 +0000 UTC

Hello you fine and wonderful gentlemen In the last episode you guys mentioned the 42 hour video by Quinton reviews about The Beverly hillbillies. As someone who watched it and thoroughly enjoyed it , I just wanted to come out and let y'all know that it was an April fool's joke and it's not Quentin in the video it's his dad and it is literally his dad going over every episode and season and the history of the show in general with some fun facts thrown in there. Please keep up the good work.

the gayest bronco fan in the history of being gay

2025-12-06 08:30:19 +0000 UTC

You guys ever hear about the band that the former drummer of Five Finger Death Punch formed? It’s called Psycho Synner and it is truly atrocious

Big Shirtless Ron

2025-12-06 06:56:45 +0000 UTC

Hey Snark Tank crew, let me ask this inevitable question. Of the three of you, who is the gunner, who is the driver, and who is the commander screaming on the radio about how Kingston's dad is gaining while leaning out the top of the turret?

Wage Slave 583

2025-12-06 06:29:34 +0000 UTC

What's the worst fucking song you've ever heard? When I first listened to Peach Scone I was nearly driven to violent rage.

Roll Fizzlebeef

2025-12-06 05:26:12 +0000 UTC

Tis’ the season of Spotify / YouTube wrap narcissism, so with that in mind, what would be your ultimate fantasy recap? Toilet recap? ‘You’re in the top 8% of finger sniffers!” Or…“3 people were visibly repulsed entering the bathroom after you!” Refrigerator recap? “This year you ate 56 pounds of American cheese after 1am, you fucking sloth.” or… “The only thing missing from this refrigerator is insulin and possibly a few slices of self respect.” Sweeny could even get a yearly father recap… “He still hates you, although he thinks about you less and less as times goes by!”

Christopher O'Toole

2025-12-06 04:07:06 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, just found out from my Youtube Premium recap that I'm in the top 0.4% of viewers, so I sure hope you show some respect and read this (kidding, love you). If you had to enter a villain arc, who would you target and what kind of fuckery would you get up to? I'd personally love to pay someone to film themselves pissing on Charlie Kirk's grave while wearing an Israeli soccer jersey, or try to convince transvestigators that Ben Shapiro and Brett Cooper are the same person

Do jewish conspiracy theorists wear tin-foil yamakas?

2025-12-05 19:01:25 +0000 UTC

Hello snark tank, how does it feel for these threads to be hijacked by my fellow trannies to become a better transgender dating site than taimi? Are you uncomfortable by this? Unrelated but if any ladies in chat fw BPD girls with big tits, hit my line

trans white mage (gay)

2025-12-05 18:50:26 +0000 UTC

Patreon is a worthless website and has removed my comment like 3 times now, so if all 4 show up at once, I am sorry. Anyway, Hola Snark Skanks and happy holiday season to you all. Pretty simple question today, what is the dumbest reason you lost interest in a piece of media. For me it was when Sekiro came out, I had no money to buy it, but a friend said he would let me play it. When I started playing I set the language to English, and he had an autistic fit about how I NEED to play the game in Japanese, even threw out the "its my console" argument and everything. So I just said "fuck it" and turned the game off, lost interest in the game for like 2 years until I finally buckled down and played it, in English. Great game, don't like it more than most of the Soulsborne games.

AllHandsOnDick

2025-12-05 17:25:09 +0000 UTC

Patreon is a worthless website and has removed my comment like 3 times now, so if all 4 show up at once, I am sorry. Anyway, Hola Snark Skanks and happy holiday season to you all. Pretty simple question today, what is the dumbest reason you lost interest in a piece of media. For me it was when Sekiro came out, I had no money to buy it, but a friend said he would let me play it. When I started playing I set the language to English, and he had an autistic fit about how I NEED to play the game in Japanese, even threw out the "its my console" argument and everything. So I just said "fuck it" and turned the game off, lost interest in the game for like 2 years until I finally buckled down and played it, in English. Great game, don't like it more than most of the Soulsborne games.

AllHandsOnDick

2025-12-05 17:25:02 +0000 UTC

Hello fellow enjoyers of men! Do you think Spider-Man's spidey sense went off when he saw a Jared Subway commercial? If so, did he know why it was going off? Stay gay

Jared Fogle isn't allowed near his inner child

2025-12-05 16:29:23 +0000 UTC

Are y'all familiar with the Starbucks Bear Cup fiasco? It was an "exclusive" cup that they sold for $30, but they over-advertised and understocked their locations, leaving each one with about 5-6 total. A friend of mine works at a Starbucks in LA and says his location only got 2. Customers lined up overnight like fucking ghouls. He told me that one woman actually didn't believe they had run out and threatened to return with a gun, and when she did, they better have a bear cup for her.

wacky racists

2025-12-05 13:50:51 +0000 UTC

As a double jumper myself I can say that most of the struggle came from trying to jump only once. Once I accepted that I can jump twice as high, my life got better. Sneeny you should read the dwarves by markus heitz

Gaybells ring Dont Resistin Anal pain From the fistin Hes feelin real tight Bust quikly I might cock inside the asshole of a man

2025-12-05 07:58:45 +0000 UTC

Extra ammo ranking the top 10 pornstars?

N-word Scissorhands

2025-12-05 07:34:21 +0000 UTC

Which Dragon Ball Z-Fighter do you guys think is the most racist? Vegeta seems like a straight answer but Piccolo seems a bit Klansman

Sween's ass is grass and I'm feeling like a cow

2025-12-05 06:28:59 +0000 UTC

In Deji Voice HEY GAYS!!! How often do yall hang out outside of snark tank?

Chris And Derrick please listen to Koyo

2025-12-05 05:37:02 +0000 UTC

I think I can rival Chris' hatred for Imagine Dragons. There's this band called AJR, they are the most SAUCELESS band I've ever heard in my entire life. The worst is that like Imagine Dragons, they're fucking everywhere, I can at least admire that there's some talent behind imagine dragons, but AJR has this fuckass industry-plant-y vibe to them to attempt to cater to millennials. I hate them as them as much as Chris hates Imagine Dragons, especially that obnoxious violin song AJR has. Also Chris, can you put back some of your old songs? I really like "I don't belong anywhere (except with you)" and i don't know if there are any reuploads of it

PleoTCA

2025-12-05 05:33:03 +0000 UTC

Greetings 3 men one cup. This is a bit lighter of a topic. Have you ever had a secyal expeirnce where you didnt cum that was so good thst you didnt even really feel the need to finish?

Address Starship Kannonbomb

2025-12-05 04:30:06 +0000 UTC

Oi! If you like Reese’s Butter Cups Aldi makes their own version that is 100x better with German chocolate and a little extra salt in the peanut butter. They taste like what Reese’s tasted like 20years ago. Highly recommend.

1984 jorjor wel

2025-12-05 04:10:52 +0000 UTC

Hot take I thought you gaggle cucks would like; People who brag about being a mouse and keyboard only player can suck a dick not gay-lee and die. Controllers are just superior at most none shooter titles. Thats also the opinion of someone who plays a lot of racing games.

I burped on your clit Walter.

2025-12-05 00:13:18 +0000 UTC

Is kingston intellectually disabled? How does he drive?

Expedition 33 got fuckin robbed

2025-12-04 22:04:56 +0000 UTC

Hello snark bois, I just wanted to say thank you for being a bunch of genuinely awesome dudes who have helped me through some tough times. Stay awesome you clusterfuck of laughter.

Kharn the Betrayer Ravaging dat EreBussy.

2025-12-04 19:55:54 +0000 UTC

Hello Id, Ego, and SuperEgo. Over the weekend I got really drunk with my friends and I showed them all the video of the horse falling off the bridge. Prior to flipping my screen I had a brief moment of clarity debating if showing this party a video of an animal definitely falling to its demise would come off as psychotic. Luckily the gamble paid off and it’s become a recurring bit to randomly send the video to each other. My question is: was there ever a time you can remember were you took a gamble on a joke, meme, or video and it paid off OR was there ever a time where it fell completely flat, making you look like an insane person? Happy Holidays (cause the wokes won the war on Christmas)

The Snark Tank’s Only Non-Binary Fan

2025-12-04 19:04:16 +0000 UTC

lmao what is this?

PleoTCA

2025-12-04 19:01:54 +0000 UTC

Hello. Longtime Patron. First Time listener. What’re each of your picks for Game of the Decade of the 2010s, and what’s the front runner for the 2020s so far? Always liked the idea since The Spike Video Game Awards gave it to Half Life 2 in 2010 for the 2000s. Thanks fuck boys.

Changing My Name To PleoTCA So That I Can Also Get Like 4 Questions on the Show in a Single Month

2025-12-04 18:40:28 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, Sorry to double dip with the questions here, but did you see Timesplitters rewind is in a playable state? Its a fan made recreation of the three Timesplitters games. I played those games when I was a kid, so its badass to kind of play them again. Stay merry!

Bisexual Jewish Ginger who can't pick a struggle

2025-12-04 18:09:59 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris, Derrick, and black Al Whiggum. Trump is forcing Paramount to make Rush Hour 4 with sex pest Brett Ratner leaving his beloved new home of Israel to direct. If you were president and could force a studio to revive a movie series with a director of your choice what absurd film would you be responsible for?

Aspergers in Paradise by Jimmy Bufu

2025-12-04 17:40:04 +0000 UTC

Not a question, but a recommendation for you guys. I’m pretty sure you’ve talked about Tim Robinson/I think you should leave in the past, but he’s got a new show on HBO now called the Chair Company, and it’s equally out of pocket, if not more so. The finale, just dropped so it’s all out now. Happy binging!

Just Kidding Simmons

2025-12-04 17:27:03 +0000 UTC

Hello Followers of Al Whiggum, It’s me, the Sandy Hook survivor again. Yes, this is the same person. Was thinking about your conversation about growing facial hair at a young age, which I found funny because (and I’m not joking) I could grow a full beard at 14. So, my question is, have you seen the 2018 Predator movie where the actual plot is that the yautja are trying to harness the power of autism?

Get Burgermeister Meisterburger on the podcast

2025-12-04 16:10:26 +0000 UTC

Hope your December is GAY and jolly, I have ONEish pressing question for the three of you and my life depends on it… If you guys are standing BUTT NAKED in a line (honey packs pre-consumed of course) who is assuming what position in the line and is the man in the middle moving forwards or backwards?

Three days gays

2025-12-04 14:38:44 +0000 UTC

Heyo boyos, as someone who doesn't have powerscaling autism and am, in fact, just bored at work; who would win in a fight? Shirtman, Uncle Phil w/ Nessie, or Kingston's dad with his iconic SSJ3 form (the j stands for Jamaican)

theknut

2025-12-04 13:51:18 +0000 UTC

I guess this mostly for Chris and maybe Sweeney. But I just finished the Campaign for that new Destiny expansion. The Star Wars one, and it might one of my favorite campaigns they've done. Lots of Vehicle Gameplay, I'm a sucker for that. If you are looking for a quick and fun campaign, def check it. But its kinda got me worried about that Bungie Cycle. Where the series goes and up and then crashes way hard.

Tacko2D

2025-12-04 13:05:19 +0000 UTC

I was rereading the article where the police were hunting for Kingston and i noticed it said he is 4ft 11 now he looks taller on the podcast does he wear heels or boots that add many inches? I demand an answer from him

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

2025-12-04 12:49:11 +0000 UTC

Not really a question but more of a wild lil factoid. Y'all were talking about how dangerous sling-shots are in the last extra ammo--and I hate to "um actually" you--but a ye-old, David-style sling is actually much more dangerous than a sling-shot. The loud cracking sound a sling makes when launching a rock is actually a miniature sonic boom. (Look up videos of "Azogue rock slinger" if you don't believe me). So yeah, David bringing a sling to a sword fight was actually not crazy in the slightest, as it was the ancient equivalent to a whipping out a Glock.

It Weawy Takes An Intewwectual to Undowrstand Wick and Mowrty

2025-12-04 07:55:42 +0000 UTC

How's it going cunts? What's your most devastating (non serious) Christmas memory? One year as a kid I got a wand from Harry Potter that I loved, but in the middle of the day I accidentally sat on it and snapped it in half. Have a good holiday season, and keep fucking that chicken (a metaphor on Sacred Symbols, literal on Snark Tank)

Macro

2025-12-04 07:19:16 +0000 UTC

What's up watchlist citations? Very long-time listener/watcher (Since Chris was but a mere Idubbbz clone) only now deciding to give you money Derrick got a potential game recommendation if you haven't heard of it. It's an old Ps2 game series called Kessen. It's an old RTS from Koei using the feudal Japan setting. Since you like samurai warriors. Bonus if you like weird old shiny plastic looking ps2 models with concerningly competent voice acting, and cinematography for the time. The narrator sounds straight out of some forgotten History channel documentary.

I wrapped my lips around his cock, I blow until he's in shock: (man)butt left undone

2025-12-04 06:45:52 +0000 UTC

Hi Sharks, Question for Derrick and Sween since I know for certain you two are fans: What are some of your favorite moments/stretch of the story in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood? Just at the beginning of October I finally got around to watching both series for the first time and finished the last episode of Brotherhood around mid November. Honestly wasn't expecting to enjoy the 2003 series all the way through as much as I did, but I gotta say, they're both peak. Thanks and much love

If y'all ever need to rebrand, name the podcast Contrivance like that podcast who called you white supremacists

2025-12-04 03:36:28 +0000 UTC

Commanders, what is something you would be happy to get for Christmas but wouldn’t want to spend the money on yourselves? Sierra 202, out.

Spartan Young Colin 202

2025-12-04 02:51:11 +0000 UTC

Hell yeah. Gets way too much hate, it’s a pretty good show

Get Burgermeister Meisterburger on the podcast

2025-12-04 02:38:52 +0000 UTC

Sup homeless kings, how about an extra ammo for your favorite top 10 animated shows ever?

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

2025-12-04 00:42:51 +0000 UTC

Wonder how long before this one gets read.

Girth Worm Jim

2025-12-04 00:27:23 +0000 UTC

Hey invalids, here's a quick one: What would your fursonas be? Apparently the furries have found your podcast so you might as well give it a shot.

Sween looks like he could drink vasoline through a silly straw

2025-12-04 00:06:48 +0000 UTC

Hey there Snarkies, Not a question, but I figured I’d let you know I’ve started doing the Kingdad voice when talking with my wife, and I can clearly see murderous intent every time I do. If I don’t change my name by the time you read this, I’m probably dead. I had fun listening to y’all, enjoy the cash. Bwaaaaa

DasGoopy

2025-12-03 22:48:45 +0000 UTC

How much do yall cum?

Mikey

2025-12-03 22:27:37 +0000 UTC

The time when I gave him a cake made with the ashes of the damned!

kingstons#1dad

2025-12-03 21:56:13 +0000 UTC

I came without using my hands. Yes, I am a man, and if it makes it any funnier, I'm gay. This happened a few weeks ago, and I achieved it through an hour and a half of pure visual, auditory, and mental stimuli (no butt stuff either, that's cheating). I've been trying to do so for a little over a year, and to be honest it was a bit underwhelming as it faded very quickly, I've had orgasms before that last thirty seconds to a minute. I've been trying to replicate it since then to no avail. I have a rare/undefined mental condition—hypersexuality—that has driven me to extreme lengths to chase sexual highs since the age of 12, and this may sound treacherous but I guarantee you guys it was far, FAR worse in my teen years. In short, cumming on command is overrated and not worth the grind. Mind you this is a condition that not even my closest friends, nor family, nor any other living soul knows that I have; since I haven't had a question read in months I figured that I might as well overshare and get something on the show. Love you guys, and I hope that you three reach the immortality phase of new medicine so that you can never quit this podcast, no matter what. Hope Chris appreciates the punctuation.

emoticons going like this

2025-12-03 21:08:12 +0000 UTC

Hi i got a would you rather for you nincompoops Would you rather loose 3 inches of a random body part and gain that inch somewhere else randomly, this recurs every year for rest of time. Or. have a random individual that appears every 20-45 days and takes your temperature via rectum thermometer into the asshole you can do nothing to resist him. P.s You can't kill yourself

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

2025-12-03 20:44:13 +0000 UTC

What’s the happs my edging materials? My friends and I spent about half an hour trapped in a bit about Paul Walker’s firey death by prezelization via tree at speed, much like he was. We were driving around in Helldivers. What or whose death/tragedy do you find yourselves constantly coming back to from time to time? P.S. 9/11 doesn’t count. #overplayed.

Megagay- Penis Sells… But Who’s Sucking?

2025-12-03 20:23:38 +0000 UTC

hello cringe-gay-cum, dirkman, and the blind one. my question is this, what movies or shows could be swapped into a different genre and be interesting or just become really out of pocket. a classic example is mary poppins as a horror movie.

I am sick and in a fuckload of pain. my immune system is fading away. breathing hurts and i am deaf in one ear. i doubt highly i

2025-12-03 20:21:24 +0000 UTC

Because when my son was born I kicked him into a pool filled with electric eels

kingstons#1dad

2025-12-03 20:06:48 +0000 UTC

When they get hungry enough

kingstons#1dad

2025-12-03 20:05:34 +0000 UTC

Hey gayman, gaystion, and i suckblackmen, I know Chris hasn’t seen a new movie since Spider-Man 2 but were there any movies this year that caught your eye and didn’t get their flowers? (Sinners got their flowers this year Kingston, so that doesn’t count) Later bois

Trump giving bill crazy dome

2025-12-03 20:05:03 +0000 UTC

When do you think people will start eviscerating the wealthy?

DooDadDangler

2025-12-03 18:32:46 +0000 UTC

Fucking... WHAT 😂😂🤣🤣

Gaige

2025-12-03 18:29:01 +0000 UTC

Molotov coc-...nvm

Gaige

2025-12-03 18:28:15 +0000 UTC

Chris: I love Musicals, actually!🎶 Vivienne Medrano? She's a friend of mine! Keith David?! He's a KING! ....Hazbin Hotel....? What, should I, like, watch that or something..? 😜 jk lol. But watch that shit, it's gold!

Gaige

2025-12-03 18:25:32 +0000 UTC

Do you remember the exact moment you realised you were unbound by the strings of social convention and could literally just leave or tell someone that you're not interested in what they have to say? I remember shutting down a teacher that was about to scold me in 8th grade and having him continue the class with a grimace on his face the whole time. I got my ass beat at home later the same day, of course, but the knowledge that I didn't actually owe anyone any of my time or attention has helped me get away with a W in many would-be awkward situations since. Thank you for keeping me alive at the factory, the stench of ethanol is taking its toll on my mind and the gnomes are back.

Cosmo, Wanda! I wish to increase the frequency of female-on-male rape by 2000%.

2025-12-03 17:21:48 +0000 UTC

Also favorite Tony sex scene? 🤔

Dad's Big Hairy Weiner

2025-12-03 17:16:04 +0000 UTC

Hey "podcasters" I just finished the Sopranos recently as well. My question is what do you think happened after the Russian shot Tony with the gun that makes you forget being a mobster? Do you think Tony started a new life? Did he return to his old ways? Will he get pardoned??

Dad's Big Hairy Weiner

2025-12-03 17:15:05 +0000 UTC

Hello bi curious, in the closet, and gay for pay. Simple one for ya, what's y'all's favorite smiling friends character and why is it glep.

Pan_OF_Jello

2025-12-03 16:40:39 +0000 UTC

There's a SpongeBob AI voice clip of Patrick calling SpongeBob in distress after busting all over his own face but I cannot find it! If anyone knows what I'm talking about pls reassure me I'm not crazy

The Bengali Belly Wrangler goes to Taco Bell

2025-12-03 16:39:54 +0000 UTC

"Why didn't you listen peter they wanted 3 mins of entertainment. now I'm dead because of you bleh" shot Uncle Ben

Pan_OF_Jello

2025-12-03 16:39:02 +0000 UTC

Sup fellas, a few episodes ago you mentioned Rayman's anatomy. This reminded me about a Funhaus demo disc video where at the end they looked up Rayman Rule 34. They stumbled upon a picture of Rayman and his penis floats just like his limbs, and they all agree this is lore accurate. So my question to you guys is do you agree that Rayman's dick floats or is it attached to his body?

Craig the Canadian vs Craig The Destroyer

2025-12-03 16:14:05 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, love the show and thanks for laughs can’t wait for the wacky bullshit of next year

Tankis The Trash Man

2025-12-03 15:19:57 +0000 UTC

I once watched Click and No Country For Old Men as a double feature. That was a funny night.

If Dave Rubin and Dave Rubin had a kid he would be named Dave Dave Rubin Rubin

2025-12-03 14:43:41 +0000 UTC

At what point do we ask Colin if he's more of closeted facist or a closeted homosexual?

young Colin seeing Aliyah and thinking I need one

2025-12-03 14:24:51 +0000 UTC

Hey Sween what's the best christmas present you've gotten from Kingdad?

N-word Scissorhands

2025-12-03 12:23:56 +0000 UTC

Hows it going fellas. Since it’s the last month of the year. What was your game of the year that didn’t come out this year. To clarify, what’s a game that you finally played this year that you’d consider your game of the year. I finally got around to trying Nioh this year and platinumed Nioh 2.

Guess who’s getting a walking dead spin-off

2025-12-03 11:04:39 +0000 UTC

Hey, fellas, what's the most jarring shift in quality you've experienced when jumping from one piece of media to another (TV show, videogame, etc.)? For example, I just recently finished Breaking Bad for the first time and it was incredible. Now we're watching Stranger Things 5 and it's not bad, but the jump from Breaking Bad's masterful writing to the pretty rough script of Stranger Things' final season has been an interesting experience for sure

Cum-Breaded Fried Fish

2025-12-03 10:57:01 +0000 UTC

Not a question but in the style of Jingle Bell Rock: "Jingle Balls Jingle Balls, Juggle my COCK, Juicy Balls swing and veiny Balls leak, Sneaking some head in the park by town square, OH NO it got caught in your hair" Merry Christmas you filthy animals :^)

Long Schlong Silver

2025-12-03 08:51:05 +0000 UTC

Why is sween like that?

Nathan Butler

2025-12-03 08:05:26 +0000 UTC

Sorry for dropping another question immediately, but did you guys see that Daron Malakain, the guitarist for System of a Down, made a shitty song about being a radical centrist and thought people would cancel him for it?

Roll Fizzlebeef

2025-12-03 06:07:59 +0000 UTC

What's ur favorite shape?

Staingo Jenkins

2025-12-03 06:03:57 +0000 UTC

Heya boyos, long time patron, first time 25 dolan tier. I have a memory of when I was 7 or 8 and my older brother got called to the living room by our mom and got yelled at for them finding his search history on the family pc. He looked up sonic inflation porn and tentacle hentai while I heard them screaming over the sound of Wanted Dead or Alive, City Escape, and Live and Learn on repeat. This happened over like two hours. My question is what is the weirdest, but funniest memory you have of a sibling or yourself getting yelled at by an authority figure or parent?

Gay Juice Newton: Jus Give Me Anal in the Mornin

2025-12-03 05:49:17 +0000 UTC

Hearing you guys talk about anime is like hearing a white teenager who only listens to video game osts talk about hip-hop. On that note, what's the most aggravating video essay or podcast discussion you've ever watched/listened to? Happy holidays Snark boys.

Roll Fizzlebeef

2025-12-03 05:00:24 +0000 UTC

Hello sluts, I work at the UPS facility that had the massive plan crash not too long ago. That crash fucked with my job and life heavily and hearing not only you fellas but other creators I listen to talking about it was surreal and made the world feel a lot smaller. So that brings me to my question. Have you guys experienced a moment where something big that happened in your life made it's way into the entertainment you partake in and gave you that small world feeling?

Ber'Jerker Barrage

2025-12-03 04:44:06 +0000 UTC

How's it going Big Beautiful Bill, Bubba, and Obedient lil Donnie. Been a listener since Ep. 0 with Zach. Since its Christmas time what is the worst present from your childhood that you unwrapped in the living room? Could be something as lame as an ugly sweater or as atrocious as Sweeny's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Card. Thanks for the years of laughter.

Pholleen Phorrest

2025-12-03 04:09:39 +0000 UTC

What’s a recent piece of real life irony you’ve noticed. Mine is that as soon as Rise Against got the most fuel they would ever need, they suddenly forgot how to mostly mix/master, but also kinda write music

spider verse art direction is just better Fortnite

2025-12-03 03:39:58 +0000 UTC

Howdy there, In a world that is slowly degrading and has an overall vibe of hopelessness, how do you personally cope with the fact? Or how do you feel about it all? First question so apologies if it sucks.

NoNoNoChrisChrisChris, What happens is this right

2025-12-03 03:05:53 +0000 UTC

Yo-Ho 3 gay voices in my head! What’s your favorite examples of taking disproportionate revenge on someone who’s wronged you? Once a cousin of mine was bothering me while we were all out AFTER I told him I wasn’t feeling well then after he lightly bumped into my stomach I full force vomited on him In retribution. Happy trails

GayTheQuicksterAKATheDICKSTER

2025-12-03 02:56:59 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite closeted interracial thrupple. This question is for Derrick mainly. Chris and Kingston can chime in too, but what are your thoughts on Disturbed going on indefinite hiatus? Draimon swears things are good and they’re just tired, but I suspect it’s from practically everyone in the metal community clowning on him for signing bombs used to bomb hospitals in Gaza. Thoughts?

GAPEthony ASStano

2025-12-03 02:46:58 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarkmen, When will any of y'all have children and how would you raise them?

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

2025-12-03 02:42:50 +0000 UTC

Hello Three Wise Kings, What do each of you give as your gift to Jesus upon his birth?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

2025-12-03 02:17:13 +0000 UTC

Salutations Boyos, Lets talk bread. I'm finishing up college soon and I thankfully have a job lined up making enough money to live on, and be able to save a bit. I'm worried about making poor financial decisions in my early adult years that fuck me up later. What choices did y'all make that you either regret or recommend. Any advice helps a lot. Thanks for the laughs !

A bowl of milk with no nails

2025-12-03 01:58:16 +0000 UTC

Hello B’ys. My dad is 65 and BLACK. I had no idea he watched you until he moved in with us and I heard him arguing with Sweeney’s absolutely shit takes on Spider-Man and comic books in general. He was sitting in his lazy boy chair with his cat in his lap calling Sween a silly nigga while watching you guys on our 75” tv. He knows Derrick and Chris’ name but he calls Sween “The Fatherless One”. Anyway, hi dad!

Hi dad! Dont yell at the tv Sweeney can’t hear you

2025-12-03 01:50:44 +0000 UTC

Hey Gay, Gayer and Gayest. Not a question, but I bought Clair Obscur after it went on sale for the holidays. An important plot point kinda got fucked though thanks to Sweeney. I knew what would happen going in because of him and didn't mind. But I didn't expect it to happen 10 HOURS into my playthrough, which made me a little upset. I'd assumed it happened way earlier based on the way he brushed it off. Regardless, we continue. Love the funnies, and am praying he wakes up deepthroating Pete Hegseth.

BenaticBro

2025-12-03 01:13:24 +0000 UTC

Salutations gay, gayer, and so gay their collapsing asshole creates a singularity that consumes the Milkey Way, Remember that time Tobey Maguire fought Macho Man Randy Savage and used his spider like powers to try and score some easy cash? You’ll recall, the owner of the event denied Tobey Maguire the advertised prize money as punishment for ending the match early. Most people side with Tobey and think “Fuck that promoter, he deserved to get robbed.” But I’d like to offer an alternative perspective… Consider that Tobey’s job was not to “win the fight,” but to put on an exciting three minute match for the audience. But rather than sell the match, Tobey (having no idea how professional wrestling works,) ended the match early and decimated Macho Man in the process. In doing so he not only cheated all the fans who paid good money for a full evening of entertainment, but likely did irreparable damage to the promotion by causing career ending injury to the it’s star wrestler. Call me a contrarian, but I sympathize with the small local business owner, over the dweeb with fantastical powers that believed he needed a sports car to impress a girl. All of which is to say, fuck Tobey Maguire…he was an asshole and I’m glad his uncle got shot, and made a funny face as he died. Thanks for being my favorite podcasters and providing my life with joy and laughs. - Lily

CCR. I wanna know, have you ever received anal pain? (Cause he's gay, and he's gettin' but fucked)

2025-12-03 01:07:53 +0000 UTC

They're worth it, tbh. Absolute Martian Manhunter and Absolute Superman have been peak cinema.

Roadside Piss Bottle

2025-12-03 01:06:44 +0000 UTC

You have sixty seconds to explain one of the long running jokes of this podcast to your entire family. They need to fully understand it or else you get put in a bronze bull. What joke would you choose? Izzy Israelborne? Kingdad? Pizza time? Also yes Kingston this means you have to explain the joke to your father. Have a good one pals and rest easy knowing you were my most watched YouTube channel this year in the YouTube recap.

Aspergers in Paradise by Jimmy Bufu

2025-12-03 01:04:11 +0000 UTC

All of my friends are too scared to have this conversation so I'll ask you three. When Trump dies and the MAGA movement fizzles, what right-wing grifters suicide are you most excited for? mine would have been Charlie Kirk but Christmas came early.

Doing a reverse Fent lean at the Radahn Festival

2025-12-03 00:47:44 +0000 UTC

Merry Crisis, Everyone! In the cold and desolate wastes of Scandinavia it has been customary to brew a "christmas beer" ever since the viking ages, and i'd like to know: what would you degenerate outlanders flavor your christmas beer with?

Hark hear the balls sweet silver balls all seem to say ding dong i'm gay

2025-12-03 00:09:06 +0000 UTC

Chris can you please post the full version of your "Stick Season" cover? I saw your short clip of it on IG about a year back and it's the best thing ever!

Kofi Kingston Jamison

2025-12-03 00:00:20 +0000 UTC

Hey weird little computer men, in the piccolo dick episode y'all were asked about funniest censorship, let me inform you of the ways China censors anime. They recolor all blood to be white, so everyone looks like they are leaving the largest gangbang ever. They also poorly edit clothes onto any naked character, even if it doesn't make sense. So in Attack on Titan, all the titans are fully clothed.

Sentient Jar of Cum

2025-12-02 23:48:37 +0000 UTC

Did you guys ever see that 14 second clip titled “believer voice recording”? It’s just the Imagine Dragons guy screeching right next to the audio engineer, no other sound.

Kyle Kulinski’s YouTube Video Titles

2025-12-02 23:46:37 +0000 UTC

Not a question but relating to Indian/Italian convo, growing up in Malaysia, my dad had a friend who was Indian and would bait Italians by telling them that pizza was just cheese naan that they weren't smart enough to close

Ian Miles Cheong's biggest hater

2025-12-02 23:41:28 +0000 UTC

I searched Gay Rat on google images (for a gift for my gay friend) and I found this YouTube video from 18 years ago called “big gay rat” by Mike Soat and it made my day so I thought you should know about it

Rudolph with your ass so tight wont you ride my

2025-12-02 23:35:15 +0000 UTC

Heya, Donnie Snarkos, allegedly there was a recent rumor that I couldn't be bothered to fact check 100% as I am not a reddit detective however: Charlie Kirk allegedly indulged in 30k worth of a Trans-girl's OF modeling, comments ?

believe in the me that believes in you

2025-12-02 23:21:19 +0000 UTC

Greetings you sexy Men, based on Chris refrencing characters like Johnny Pizanno and Oobie Doob Banubi, I see that at least one of you is familiar with masterpieces of Thumb related cinema. My family has a dvd copy of all 6 movies and in our previously sealed copy of Thumb Wars, there was a Cinnabon coupon with Princess Bunhead's face on it. My question to you is this, what's the coolest unexpected thing you've ever found inside of something you purchased? Thanks for your time 😎

MaxSilhouette

2025-12-02 23:11:38 +0000 UTC

Dear Snark Tank I just remembered that I played dead rising 4 in its entirety when it came out. Is there any game that is so forgettable any memory of you playing it has faded.

Bare Minimum Nursing Student

2025-12-02 23:06:51 +0000 UTC

Simple question for the fairly odd negros….. Does Jeff Hardy get the N word pass?

FullMetal McCoy

2025-12-02 23:05:01 +0000 UTC

Hello my Homo Gaypiens. I have a simple question, where is the gay Christmas album?

Borah

2025-12-02 22:53:55 +0000 UTC

Howdy girthy boys! Question for ya. What's a game that you had next to no information about before buying, and it ended up becoming a top 5 all timer for you? The ones that come to mind for me are Katana Zero and Everhood. Both amazing, highly recommend

The power of the suck... on the jaws of my man

2025-12-02 22:53:40 +0000 UTC

We’ve had a lot of good movies come out this year, but I’m curious to hear what your favorite of this year was? Personally, it’s a toss-up between Sinners and 28 Years Later for me

Slow Learner Reads 100 Words an Hour

2025-12-02 22:52:00 +0000 UTC

Hello gorgeous, beautiful and the sexy one. Deaths lawyer returning for another hopefully well worded comment. I have a music question for you guys. I dont know about you, but it really grinds my gears when stupid idiot dumb dumbs complain about how bad they think all modern day music is and that they were "born in the wrong generation", and don't realise that every decade has some fucking awful songs that we as a society have chosen to forget, and there's a reason why we remember "the greatest" songs from the past to the modern say. My question is what modern artist do you think will survive the test of time and will be remembered/listened to for generations to come and who do you think will be forgotten? For me, I think Kendrick lamarr and Drake will be remembered. Kendrick for his impact on shaping modern hip hop, and Drake if only as the guy that got called a pedophile by Kendrick. Also gay parody of 'they not like us' - "say Drake, I heard you like mens cum" As always, wish you guys the best and thank you for the laughs

Where's the new video Chris I neeeeeeeeeed it

2025-12-02 22:48:35 +0000 UTC

Hey howdy hey goonlords. Extra Ammo idea: write a full-on gay/Snark Tank parody of A Christmas Carol. You could call it something like A Crispman's Asshole or some shit idk. Some character names could be Ebenezer Splooge and Slimy Tim. I'd especially love to hear what your versions of the three ghosts would be called. Alrighty, keep on fuckin and suckin you retards.

Straight actor Dichael Mouglas

2025-12-02 22:32:57 +0000 UTC

Hey it’s the merriest month of all. My question to you guys is very weeby. How do yall think the current saga will end? I mean with everything going on in politics & media, what’s the finale arc gonna be? Much love.

Purposely running over butterflies when mowing

2025-12-02 22:17:55 +0000 UTC

Miss you guys

Bryant c

2025-12-02 22:16:06 +0000 UTC

Salutations, figgernagets! Are we all still pretending like this is real? Can't you see the signs, Sweeny? You have been in this state for years now. Your dad visits you occasionally still in the hospital. Time is running out. We are going to have to pull the plug soon. Please wake up.

Nostradumbass

2025-12-02 22:16:04 +0000 UTC

Sup Eggnog, Eggroll and burnt cookie. With Conor McGregor now finding god after raping women and sending photos of his dick with weights attached among other things he's done. I want to know what religion or grift would you jump on to try clear your name in the quickest way if you did something horrible? Stay queer and Merry Christmas

RacistYoungColinBeLike. YoThatsMyFavoriteNegaMan

2025-12-02 22:14:27 +0000 UTC

Greetings, fellow Charlie Kirks. I love almost everything about Make it Stop (September's Children). But the first ten seconds are such abysmal dogshit that it slides down my rankings pretty far. Can you boys think of any song that you almost love, but it sabotaged by one extremely bad moment?

DB Evolution should be the first movie commentary

2025-12-02 22:09:26 +0000 UTC

Hi Frosty, Rudolph, and Kris Kringle, What is something you never want to forget from 2025? It could be something that happened in the world or something personal that happened to you! Thank you for all of the laughs this year as my #1 podcast 💜

NurseBob

2025-12-02 22:00:56 +0000 UTC

Greetings to the snails. I just finished playing all the main gow games. My opinion is 3 is perfect then 2018>2>1>ragnarok. Now the question: if Sweeney had to suck a dick from the franchise, which would it be? I guess Christy and D'Erick can answer as well.

Gaybells ring Dont Resistin Anal pain From the fistin Hes feelin real tight Bust quikly I might cock inside the asshole of a man

2025-12-02 21:55:28 +0000 UTC

Attempt #2 Im a listener from the “old days” right before the pandemic. I’ve never written a question before last month, but this is important!! I absolutely have to transmit this message: Kingston, have you read the Lord of the Rings lately? Tolkien uses a word that apparently comes from old Scandinavian. It nearly made me spit out my coffee when I first read it. Look up the meaning of the word, ‘Niggard’ you will get a kick out of it. Thanks for all the laughs over the years you guys. It means a lot!

DantePadfoot

2025-12-02 21:46:36 +0000 UTC

Merry Christian metal music boys This one's for Derrick. Are you aware killswitch engage and demon hunter classify themselves as Christian metal bands? Does this factor into your enjoyment of the music? Can you reccomend other bands?I've found the scene promotes more positivity and doesn't constantly scream about hurting themselves and others. Thanks

MagicBeanBag

2025-12-02 21:44:39 +0000 UTC

Howdy cretins What is the pettiest/dumbest reason you've ever dropped a video game or any other piece of media, mine was when I got to right before the final battle in Dragon Age Origins, and I accidentally had sex with Morrigan. I didnt have a backup save, and 12 year old me was so pissed that I had sex with a women that I quit the game on the spot, never to beat it until this year, at age 25. (I found out later that I am also extremely gay) Anyway, Hope Derrick gets a kick out of this one at least, appreciate the laughs.

I'm going to fuck Colin until he dies.

2025-12-02 21:40:08 +0000 UTC

AsA Qiris Al Ra'igun, Kīngstun ibn Kīngdhad, Dereikh Rajul Al'aswad. Happy festivities! The wild hunt is upon us! I've been getting into small electronics as a wee hobby. My question is if you could make a gizmo or a gadget what would it be? Personally I would like to make a knife where the blade conducts electricity.

Strippin copper to cop strippers

2025-12-02 21:27:34 +0000 UTC

Did you here Sony announced a Helldivers movie that's being directed by the Fast and Furious guy and written by the screenwriter of the recent It movie? For some reason that combo feels like it could result in a rare banger.

It Weawy Takes An Intewwectual to Undowrstand Wick and Mowrty

2025-12-02 21:26:53 +0000 UTC

What's up Fellas (derogatory) What's the first time you felt truly betrayed by a game? When I was a lad I had just gotten my Gameboy Advance, I had no games for it and all I wanted in the world was Super Mario 3. I lived on an island that was a 2 hour ferry ride to the mainland, and from there an hour drive to get to Walmart. There was nowhere on the island to buy games so this was my one chance. When we got to Walmart they didn't have Super Mario 3 so I got what I thought was the next best thing. I hadn't brought my gameboy with me so the entire trip home was a fever dream of anticipation. We got home and I put the cartridge in only to be greeted by the STEAMING PILE OF ACTUAL FESTERING EXCREMENT that was WarioWare Inc, the collection of 1000 5 second bullshit ass mini games. My day was ruined, my disappointment immeasurable. Fuck Nintendo

out_of_focus_bigfoot

2025-12-02 21:23:51 +0000 UTC

Howdy 3 shades of brown. At risk of making me look like a magnificent pussy, do any of yall have a song or a movie that you watch or listen to that gets you choked up and teary eyed, even though it’s not sad even a little bit? Just listening to certain singers I grew up with like Chris Cornell or watching old movies I’ve seen a bunch as a kid will have me crying like a bitch, and then I think, “what the fuck is wrong with me??” Hopefully I’m not the only one that experiences this weird emotion.

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

2025-12-02 21:20:38 +0000 UTC

Could you guys give each other a HR performance review for the year of this show? I feel like Sweeny has been fucking up the show lately and wonder what you all think of it.

This is not a name, I am legitimately really gay.

2025-12-02 20:59:37 +0000 UTC

So a friend pissed my pants before. We were drinking at a 3rd friends house and he had a pull out couch me n friend 1 slept on. Obviously on opposite side what are we gay!? Well in the morning I woke up wet and thought OH FUCK felt around my dick to find it strangely dry. I'm sure you imagine my anger as I slowly peer across to find this light weight yellow pantsed bitch sleeping soundly next to me

JulesAdventures

2025-12-02 20:56:38 +0000 UTC

Give me one reason not to do it

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2025-12-02 20:56:24 +0000 UTC

Kingstons dad stole my families Christmas presents

Clark

2025-12-02 20:54:35 +0000 UTC

you guys made a joke in the previous episode of Min Payne and explain how he'd do the exact opposite of Max Payne, like clean up crime scenes. I'd love to tell you there's a game similar to that premise called serial cleaner; a stealth like game where you sneak around and clean up crime scenes.

PleoTCA

2025-12-02 20:53:00 +0000 UTC

Hello Game Men! Was there ever a moment that made you completely lose respect for someone you know personally? Recently my brother applied to join ICE. About a week ago I overheard him on the phone talking to someone about it, and at first he was on the fence about it, but as soon as he was given a dollar amount, he was all in. I later told him that joining ICE was gayer than sucking a dick and getting fucked in the ass at the same time. Hope you all have a good day (except for Sweeney)

Slayer may

2025-12-02 20:50:20 +0000 UTC

Konnichiwa to my Favorite Little Guys (derogatory). Long time listener, first time question asker: Given it's the holidays I have a wholesome question for the trio. What kind of Jigsaw-level Saw Trap would you construct for your cohosts in hopes of both thematically punishing them and making them embrace the gift that is their shitty shitty lives? Would Sweeney have to waterboard himself in Lily's piss whilst giving her brother driving advice on speaker phone? Please discuss, and remember, KingDad is watching.

Quern

2025-12-02 20:37:38 +0000 UTC

Howdy fellas, On the last episode y'all talked for a bit about Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son" painting. I just wanted to point out that Chris's interpretation of "his son probably fell into a vat of delicious Goya seasoning and that's why that guy is munching on him like that" is perfectly valid, since we don't actually have any fucking context for what Goya was trying to depict. Goya didn't actually title the piece "Saturn Devouring His Son"; in fact, he didn't title it anything at all since the painting was discovered after his death, painted directly onto his dining room wall. The painting is part of a series that was posthumously dubbed "The Black Paintings", which were 14 paintings that were found painted on the walls of his house. Love the show, hope y'all enjoy the holidays.

Ricardo

2025-12-02 20:33:41 +0000 UTC

On the topic of sasquatch possibly being a variety of apes/carnivores. Around where I grew up, a large black bear was hit by a car, breaking both it's front legs beyond repair. This bear then lived at least a year, walking around on its hind legs in sort of a dopey, hunched waddle. He crossed the road in front of me a couple of times (bear don't learn I guess) and for a second each time, I was like "Oh fuck me, now I have to be a Squatch Truther".

Chasing Cars by Blow Patrol. If I'm gay queer, if I'm just gay queer. Would you lie with me and just fuck my holes.

2025-12-02 20:33:24 +0000 UTC

Hey fuckers, I just wanted to give Kingston a genuine shoutout for being the reason I've gotten back into reading monthly super hero comics. After hearing him rave about Absolute Batman months ago, I decided to start reading it and was blown away. This is the first monthly comic series I've read consistently since back when the New 52 came out. Batman is my favorite comic book hero so to have such a refreshing take on the character has been great. No question or anything, just saying thanks. I want to read the other Absolute comics as well but don't wanna spend almost $50 a month on just comics issues.

Antonio Rodriguez

2025-12-02 20:29:55 +0000 UTC

What's up gay, Gay, and GAY Long time listener, first time question asker After being exposed to the Mass Effect propaganda for months on end, I caved during the fall sale. And despite enjoying the voice acting, the combat just isn't doing it for me. Have you all recommended games to people before, then been disappointed when it doesn't click for them like it did for you?

Spunk Cock Phallus-y

2025-12-02 20:22:02 +0000 UTC

dear bitch, fuck and shit! I subscribed to the patreon a few months ago at the 25 dollar tier but either due to a glitch or you three just hating me specifically my name still has not been read. I am a 3'4, 400 pound, albino serbian man with double amputated legs and erectile disfunction. I was fired from my job at Benihana three months ago and am now living on the street. I spent my last twenty five dollars on this patreon because getting my name read by the Snark Tank Podcast is the only thing that can give me the will to live. This begs the question: What have I done to deserve such a fate, and what can I do to turn my life around? Thank you gentlemen, thank you for everything.

I like to bust fat nuts onto the ceiling of my car until they crystalize into stalactites

2025-12-02 20:15:28 +0000 UTC

Hey, I was recommended this podcast from a friend. What percentage of my subscription dollars go to Sweeny? Can we please ensure that none of my subscription dollars go to Sweeny? Thanks.

Steven Bonnell

2025-12-02 20:11:00 +0000 UTC

I'm going to end it all with a deli slicer

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

2025-12-02 20:09:30 +0000 UTC

Hello snark gang, first time long time. This is not as much of a or question as it is a story of weird racism I experienced. Since neither of you are truly White, (Sween obviously being the closest to white), You all might not know this but It's very common for a white guy, usually older to approach a younger white guy, I'm in my mid-thirties, and just talk about how much they hate a minority group to you as if you agree. About 3 years ago I was at my local stater Brothers market picking up some groceries with my 2-year-old son. I live about 50 miles outside of Las Angeles in the IE. For Non-Californians this is an odd area. There is a lot of conservatives here and I mean very conservative, especially by California standards, most people here, however, are moderates. I am walking down the dairy aisle and a tall thin white man with hair well past his shoulders. Dressed in camo comes up to me and compliments my very cute toddler. Mind you, he's a toehead blonde with long curly hair and stunning blue eyes. He says, "Your son has beautiful hair." I thank him and before I move on, he says to me in a very earnest voice, "I'm just so happy to see more white babies in the area." I was flashbanged, my jaw drops and I can't even say a word. I was so shocked he said this to me. I start to walk away and he goes. Hey you! I turned around and he goes. We don't need more people like this guy, and proceeds to point at an older black man about 5 feet Away from him who clearly felt uncomfortable. After this I quickly push my cart away faster. So if you want a question, have you guys ever experienced odd racism like this?

Every time Chris says yeah, no Obama drone strikes a wedding

2025-12-02 20:09:22 +0000 UTC

Hey mommy's good little batty boys. Got a genuine question for Derrick and Chris, what is a good electric guitar and bass for a beginner? I already have years of experience of sight reading and music scales from playing trumpet. I've also been dabbling into music software and tried to create my own music but even with that kind of experience, I'm ass at it. I would appreciate for any helpful tips.

Queen of Faphazard (I got so hard for a gay ass guy, in the end, I came inside his butt - Penis Park)

2025-12-02 20:09:10 +0000 UTC

Why is the water so confused in Africa? It's always going WHATer.

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

2025-12-02 20:09:02 +0000 UTC

Oh yeah a question. Hey chris you eaten any good bacon and eggs recently?

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

2025-12-02 20:07:39 +0000 UTC

Dear Bliggers When Sweeny decided to show the “Kill all Bliggers” video on the podcast, I had the idea to show my girlfriend the video. Every since then she’ll mutter “Bligger annihilation” or “Bliggers are in your area” My question is A. How do I stop her from continuing this B. Has there been a piece of media that has corrupted someone’s vocabulary

Nick cannon has a daughter named “powerful queen”

2025-12-02 20:05:26 +0000 UTC

Listening to derrick talk about computers makes me wana rape his ass unconscious take a picture and send it to all his contacts

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

2025-12-02 20:05:13 +0000 UTC

what the hell that acronym mean

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

2025-12-02 20:00:23 +0000 UTC

Lo there my three gay older brother figures. What's the lore on Derricks dad? Kingstons dad is a big game hunter and loves his batty boy son. Chris's dad is a Vietnam vet who sees viet cong everywhere he goes and loves to fuck with Chris by wearing his merch (respect). So what's going on with Derricks; does he hate his sons gay life, is he a sleeper agent for Isreal, is he Kash Patel? We the homeless must know.

Hanger 17B

2025-12-02 19:57:21 +0000 UTC

Hey Past Erection, Present Boner, and Future Hard On. What christmas movie do you guys hate? Doesn't matter the quality, just a Christmas movie that gets you un-jolly.

Sween's ass is grass and I'm feeling like a cow

2025-12-02 19:55:17 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite night terrors! What’s the worst Christmas gift you’ve ever received? Mine was last year, where the only thing anyone got me was a Godzilla Chia Pet. In concept it’s amusing, but in reality it’s a waste of matter and space. Thanks for all the psychic damage you’ve given me over the years.

The Mold on JK Rowling’s Walls

2025-12-02 19:43:25 +0000 UTC

What’s up three gay chodes in a cum tree!!!! Was there a gift that you always wanted from your childhood, but never got?

Erect-a-sauraus GAY!

2025-12-02 19:43:20 +0000 UTC

Hypothetical: You reach the end of your life and upon your final breath, you are greeted with a screen that reads “New Game +?” What do you does?

Big Shirtless Ron

2025-12-02 19:37:41 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, Uncle Ruckus and Mothership's own David Lucas did you guys hear about SAM PEPPER getting banned off kick after he fled indian after firing a Roman Candle at a kids face, permanently blinding the kid. Even only paid the kids family only $1000

randeep kang

2025-12-02 19:36:22 +0000 UTC

Hello Imagine Dragons, Ronnie Radke, and Joe Budden. Since it is the time to be jolly say 2 things you like about eachother :3

Collin Kirk

2025-12-02 19:33:56 +0000 UTC

Tokusatsu fun fact! One silly reason Kamen Rider still going on today is because of 9/11. Im not joking, Kamen Rider Agito was supposed to be the last entry in the franchise but then 9/11 happened and we got Ryuki (and 20+ seasons) as a result.

The Big CheeZe

2025-12-02 19:33:55 +0000 UTC

Hey snarkos, simple question. Have you guys heard of Nick Fuentes' new saying, WANGHAF? Unfortunately I have a co worker who unironically likes the guy, and he keeps saying it around me because he knows that I know who he is. Figured you guys would get a kick outta this information, anyways play Jedi Survivor, Cal Kestis is the goat

I really thought FOTOR was Jedi 3, i'm stupid

2025-12-02 19:28:59 +0000 UTC

With Christmas coming up, what Christmas lore do you wish was true? I personally wish that Santa's toy factory was real and that elves that dont meet their quota get sent to the coal mines.

What the fuck is NAT and whys it gotta be open?

2025-12-02 19:28:49 +0000 UTC

Hey dumb, dumber, and dumb homosexual What is your favorite aspect of an open world game? Is it the atmosphere, or the scope, the, immersion, the freedom? Feel free to get loose with open world as a term as well, I would count games like outer worlds or Metroid

She chern on my obyl till I disaster

2025-12-02 19:28:06 +0000 UTC

Yo Snarks and the tank. With Christmas coming up. What was your favorite Christmas gift you've received? Stay hard. Gentlemen, scholars, and sween.

the void

2025-12-02 19:27:10 +0000 UTC

Genuine question, why is Sween so racist and gay

pls do a Houston live show or I kill myself (real

2025-12-02 19:23:58 +0000 UTC

What’s the Worst Christmas gift you ever received? My parents bought me what they thought was Yugioh cards but turned out to be baseball cards. Needless to say I hate sports for this reason. Much love from Oklahoma.

The Dead Spider

2025-12-02 19:21:37 +0000 UTC

They still itch, might’ve mentioned this before, damn dementia

This just in, Tomfoolery Lane hit by Silliness Flu

2025-12-02 19:17:38 +0000 UTC

Gay derogatory and gay in general can be categories

Address Starship Kannonbomb

2025-12-02 19:17:00 +0000 UTC

i grow weary

This just in, Tomfoolery Lane hit by Silliness Flu

2025-12-02 19:16:56 +0000 UTC

Whats up you stupid snarkiggers Whats the gayest thing you can do short of actual gay sex?

Address Starship Kannonbomb

2025-12-02 19:16:34 +0000 UTC

Howdy doo Snarkarinos, it's that time of year where everyone is merry and GAY but what is a holiday tradition that you absolutely hate? I personally hate the expectation/obligation of gift giving especially when the economy has been on a gradual downturn. I get it's the thought that counts but it doesn't make the anxiety inducing nature of the holidays any easier.

Sween hit the Pentagon

2025-12-02 19:16:24 +0000 UTC

Mine itch, doth thouest itch?

This just in, Tomfoolery Lane hit by Silliness Flu

2025-12-02 19:15:58 +0000 UTC

Happy Holidays steamy shits! Just a random donating heterohomo schmuck who just has one wish this Christmas: Will my question get read?? Thank you for the laughs this year and continue to spread your gayness on all four corners of the world until y'all become on someone's shit list.

BigBro

2025-12-02 19:15:16 +0000 UTC

Heyho Snankers, wondering if you could tip a little left to eventually get under the over washing around the fan belt that’s slapping Sweeney’s dummy thicc cheeks? You’re welcome

This just in, Tomfoolery Lane hit by Silliness Flu

2025-12-02 19:13:53 +0000 UTC

Greetings Puerto rican Popeye and the Coons Did you guys see 2Lazy 2try video about Akaash Sing wife? Apparently she is on instagram reminiscing about getting ran through by white fratbros in her Collage days, which is cool. She also has a podcast where she said that she wants to have threesome with her cohost and her husband, because he is her type, which again, cool thoughts?

Kevin (doo doo garbage) Abdul

2025-12-02 19:13:02 +0000 UTC

Would you rather pay, like, $500 billion to suck a dick or eat pussy for free or whatever

Bootyfart

2025-12-02 19:13:01 +0000 UTC

Howdy ghost, black man, and shadow. I have a simple question, would you rather participate in the Indian Poop Festival, drink 15 gallons of water from the Niger Delta, or consume 40 lbs of rat meat procured by Eric Adams personally?

Long Ball Larry and the Shekels

2025-12-02 19:13:01 +0000 UTC

HEY SIGMAS first time cumer long time gooner As an art student, I'm curious to know: how do you cope with having an occupation that is functionally useless to society? Does it also plague you to know that once the United States Regime falls you will be the first killed and used as kindling because you have zero skills useful to the commune?

dort snort

2025-12-02 19:12:32 +0000 UTC

Hoho faggy pudding, queermas tree, and fruit cake two tier question what’s you’re most hated Christmas song that makes you want to spike kids on the softest part of their skull on Christmas morning. Or the most insane bit of family drama that occurred over Christmas dinner.

The Bigfoot that only shaves his pubes

2025-12-02 19:12:16 +0000 UTC

Fair tidings and seasons greetings Small, Medium and Big, my question is: If given the opportunity to each put one annoying online personality, pundit or lolcow into a melee deathmatch with each other, who would y'all chose, and what weapons would be given to your champion?

Using Ben Shapiro's balls as a speedbag

2025-12-02 19:12:03 +0000 UTC

Happy holidays Santa's dysfunctional elves. If you could gather up all the holiday mascots (and I mean every holiday) and have them fight to the death gladiator style, who do you think comes out on top? My money is either on the Easter Bunny or Martin Luther King Jr.

Jelqing but for Girth

2025-12-02 19:11:55 +0000 UTC

How do you get revenge on an apartment that tows your car in your own parking space and then refuses to tell you where they had it towed to

pp. people living in bc times must have been really scared by the countdown

2025-12-02 19:10:53 +0000 UTC

Hey snark boys. Did you guys hear about Kash Patel's crash out over not finding a "youth large" size FBI jacket so he could feel like a big strong guy? He refused to get off of his plane until they not only found a jacket for him but also decorated it with Velcro patches.

googling what is a blumpkin at work

2025-12-02 19:10:18 +0000 UTC

Hello my good chaps. It is I the schizophrenic SpongeBob man back with another SpongeBob themed question. What are y'all's favorite SpongeBob memes or phrases this can include things such as 62 cents, did you just blow in from stupid town, and Pinhead Larry. Or even scenes such as the indoors scene or Sandy lassoing Patrick then exploding him or idk favorite kind of potato chip

the gayest bronco fan in the history of being gay

2025-12-02 19:09:50 +0000 UTC

Hey Charlie, the Boss, and Alan, quick question: thoughts on Smiling Friends S3/the finale? Any other animated shows you guys would recommend?

Just Kidding Simmons

2025-12-02 19:08:25 +0000 UTC

Hello short, eldritch whore, and black. Indulge me if you will. What's one thing you'd pay anything to have but doesn't exist from any form of media? Me personally, the Omnitrix from Ben10 would be lit to have but never actually use. Just for the flex.

Seymour Butts

2025-12-02 19:08:14 +0000 UTC

If you could choose one evolutionary adaptation for the human race what would it be?

Elder Millenial (38) Disturbed's myguilty pleasure

2025-12-02 19:08:13 +0000 UTC

Hey neighbors with the festive season it had me thinking what's the best Christmas song? Thanks guys happy holidays

senior spicyweiner

2025-12-02 19:07:41 +0000 UTC

Greeting friendly foes of four (kingdad included) I am currently in college and since it's finals time let me regale a story about my friend cheating on a test Our college is has some notoriously lazy professors and some classes have drapes over the tables in the lecture rooms, before a test came up my friend suggested someone hide under the desk, peak their head and give the answers while having Google on their phone. Stupidly enough it worked Ps. I simply used my phone to cheat during the test while holding the biggest laughter ever

ゲイセｯクソ

2025-12-02 19:07:41 +0000 UTC

First time 25 dollar patreon, long time listener since episode 00. You guys wanted to know if there are people doing important jobs listening to you guys, I am an aircraft mechanic for Gulfstream and have worked on many celebrities/billionaires' planes for maintenance. My question for you guys is, what is the closest or most direct you guys have worked for/met powerful people? Love the podcast!

ALPHA V (the letter V not the roman numeral lmao)

2025-12-02 19:07:34 +0000 UTC

Why gay?

Elder Millenial (38) Disturbed's myguilty pleasure

2025-12-02 19:07:30 +0000 UTC

Hey zebra stripes, I’ve noticed recently that Chris Chan looks a lot like Ben Franklin, what other modern day people do you think look like historical figures? Thanks for the laughs

Sweeny Todd

2025-12-02 19:07:28 +0000 UTC

Howdy, homos! If y'all were fighting game characters, what would your special moves be? Stay gay!

Jared Fogle isn't allowed near his inner child

2025-12-02 19:06:58 +0000 UTC

What's better octo pussy or bear pussy? Discuss.

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

2025-12-02 19:06:47 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, I work as a Commercial banker. The number of businesses that don't understand simple things about their banking is quite scary. My question is: have you ever tried to work with/help someone who is so dumb, gay, and helpless that you either give up or want to give up?

Bisexual Jewish Ginger who can't pick a struggle

2025-12-02 19:06:08 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, What’s an under appreciated/under recognized job that you feel should be highlighted in society more than it is? Personally, as someone who lives in Michigan, salt truck drivers are the reason we, and the rest of the Midwest, can even function. Much regards

Odenzen

2025-12-02 19:05:54 +0000 UTC

Hello, Chris and the two roots causes of my clinical black fatigue. What's is your song of the year? And why is it HH by Kanye West/YE? Love you all so much.

Unc on a Trunk

2025-12-02 19:05:37 +0000 UTC

Hey, you gays. I've never personally experienced Black Friday at a retail supercenter. Have you? What's it like? Got any funny anecdotes?

Realizing Dr. Herbert West is a femboy

2025-12-02 19:05:11 +0000 UTC

Hello Phys Ed, Sex Edd, and Special Eddy. How would you each go about Grinching your cohosts? In other words, how would you ruin their christmases?

BigUglyJordan

2025-12-02 19:04:42 +0000 UTC

Gay

Frosty the snowmans hat turning Sweeny into his white voice actor

2025-12-02 19:04:13 +0000 UTC

December Question Thread!

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You’re a gay one mr grinch you really are a queer You fuck men in the asshole and you take it in the rear Mr grinch

What was your favorite reveal at the game awards? I liked that badger game, Divinity, Ace combat, and the Lego Batman. P.S. it wasn’t even an hour after the announcement of the badger game and they already started making furry porn of the main character Have wonderful day

You guys mentioned in a previous discussing the Jeremy Renner App, I remember that there was a video drew golden and Danny Gonzalez did about it. Revealing it was a massive scam, and the fact you had to use real life money to boost your posts is pretty fucked up.

Related to episode 382. I’ve helped set up the Body Worlds exhibit before and actually asked one of the event staff the same question. It’s about 1.5-2 kg all up with the brain attached, but 90% of that is just the brain. Doing my part to support my favourite educational podcast.

Random halo question for Chris. Where does Reach rank amongst the halo games? I recently did a play through of the bungie developed series with my brother and it was low key my favorite one. Awesome level variety and fun gameplay.

Hey sween, thoughts on that little black kid beautifully singing the N-word at the dentist office? Would you be proud as a father?

Greetings ya chowdaheads Despite rarely having my questions answered (cuz they’re shit lol), I still wanted to thank you guys for all the content. I’ve lost my father and my aunt within the last 2 years and this show has kept me going. Sorry for the gay

Howdy Snark boys! I recently discovered that Duran Duran's "Invisible" came out in 2021 and that blew me away thinking they charted in the 80s. That being said is there any media that you thought was old but is way more recent? Thanks guys <3

Hey guys, do you guys know for QTcinderellas friendship awards you need a twitch account to vote for the "streamer" awards nominee and Hasan looking like Mao was something.

Sup my fellow femboy enthusiasts, now that Game Awards wrapped up do you guys think Sandfall Interactive has a bar too high to hop over now that they won every award they were nominated in?

Dear Snark Tank, What's the most unexpected crossover of interests you've seen? Recently, as of writing, my NFL team the Houston Texans posted a Halo edit after beating Kansas City Chiefs. Link to tweet: https://x.com/HoustonTexans/status/1998834363371552839?s=20

Dear my favorite money pit, when will you dumbasses finally upload some sketches or commentary tracks

Snark tank dragon ball z movie watch along when?

The in person episodes are so superior to the remote ones that you might as well just not upload if you cant have it in person

your discussions of hear me outs reminds me of the time got mad at me for saying a fallout death claw was a hear me out. That being said, you should have an extra ammo dedicated to hear me outs

how's it going, Gay La Hole? Is Tom Sweeney related to the Character Mr. Sweeney of Ned's Declassified? and if not, how do we make it canon? P.S. i Don't know if danced around the idea of doing like movie commentaries but can the first one be for Steven Oedekerk's The O Show?

Weirdo lol

That sonofabitch! Ech!

Hey Sween, how mad would you be if Chris and Derek gave you a glass of milk but then revealed that it was just pure cum after you chugged it?

Assuming neither was likely to put you in any kind of harm, would you rather have a hairy esophagus or a hairy urethra? I hope this question haunts you as much as it did to me

Chris when is the album coming Chris? I want the album Chris you said it was December Chris. Also hi Sween and Derrick how's your day going?

Hey boy, as in general everyone wishes their own favorite video game saga or tv series didn’t go down in flames or was mishandled by some who doesn’t get it (Dragon Age). What saga or media you wish this ill upon, any genre you would love to see burn?

Hello chrizzlers, a few months back I realized that Gorillaz' album Demon Days was 20 years old and I shared this with a coworker who thought i said Glo Rilla. Are there any times when yall were similarly disgusted by a younger's lack of pop culture knowledge?

Hay PHellers. I'm going to move out of my parents for the first time, any advice? I'm a little anxious to be honest. P.S Sween should get a mohawk that lines up with and is as thin as his tooth gap.

Ho, ho, ho! Santa here! I'm making up my naughty list and since I've already hit my quota for perverts, Digimon players and Puerto Ricans I'll let each of you nominate someone else to take your place! I'll even let you pick what I leave in their stocking! Happy Kwanzaa!

To me this is the same level dumb shit as sex negative feminism, let’s empower women by *checks notes* saying shopping is something women are naturally better at than men

What’s an animal name that threw you off when you finally looked up what it’s supposed to be called? Like the blue footed boobie, great tailed grackle, Kingston Jamison

Giving the Covent back their bomb goes pretty hard as well and especially in the remastered cutscenes

Seasons greeting my parasocial older cousins I want to cancel you. So if you had the power to war crime a country/city/state where, how and why would you war crime that bitch?

Greetings fellas. In your humble opinion, what is the greatest video game cut scene or cinematic moment? For me it's Shipmaster in Halo 3 saying "then it's an even fight" when referring to the Brute ships in a staggered line. Thanks, love ya. ♥️

They could just repurpose old footage of Chris threatening Sweeney with guns and swords from when they lived together

Hello Ed boys with the game awards on the horizon what is the funniest thing you could see happening that night? Honestly I would die laughing if the hype for half life 3 turns out to be Gordon Freeman in fortnite.

If everyone becomes me this month, it'll be the funniest fucking thing ever lol

Baked Mac and cheese

Snark crew, Can we get an Extra Ammo where you write Home Alone 2.5, Kevin McCalister gets lured to Epstein Island after meeting Trump, then he has to survive in his own special way there?

Hey there cum guzzlers and 1 gaybo, heres a simple one to stew on. If you could Reboot, Remake, or Remaster (the good kind) 3 different games / game franchises, what would they be?

Stack of pancakes

Hi fuck boys and sween just a quick comment the heart ripping episode yall were talking shit how women only like kpop and as someone who is getting into K-pop it was weirdly affirming. All that to say keep being misogynistic funny guys

Hi gentlemen. You guys wanted to know who your oldest listener was. I'm here to say that I'm 25 so I can't help with that at all. Anyway, what would you do if your penis had joints like a finger?

Hello Fag, Fagg, and Faggot, What is the worst injury you have ever sustained? Besides having to hear Sweeneys God awful takes.

That depends is this Spider-Man when he's an adult or Spider-Man when he's still in high school?

Scrambled eggs

Hello Chris Gay Gun, Derrick Lesbian, and Tom Binary. What's a gamechanging idea that you've had, but aren't enough of a psychopath to go through with it?

You guys ever hear about the band that the former drummer of Five Finger Death Punch formed? It’s called Psycho Synner and it is truly atrocious

Hey Snark Tank crew, let me ask this inevitable question. Of the three of you, who is the gunner, who is the driver, and who is the commander screaming on the radio about how Kingston's dad is gaining while leaning out the top of the turret?

What's the worst fucking song you've ever heard? When I first listened to Peach Scone I was nearly driven to violent rage.

Hello snark tank, how does it feel for these threads to be hijacked by my fellow trannies to become a better transgender dating site than taimi? Are you uncomfortable by this? Unrelated but if any ladies in chat fw BPD girls with big tits, hit my line

Hello fellow enjoyers of men! Do you think Spider-Man's spidey sense went off when he saw a Jared Subway commercial? If so, did he know why it was going off? Stay gay

As a double jumper myself I can say that most of the struggle came from trying to jump only once. Once I accepted that I can jump twice as high, my life got better. Sneeny you should read the dwarves by markus heitz

Extra ammo ranking the top 10 pornstars?

Which Dragon Ball Z-Fighter do you guys think is the most racist? Vegeta seems like a straight answer but Piccolo seems a bit Klansman

*In Deji Voice* HEY GAYS!!! How often do yall hang out outside of snark tank?

Greetings 3 men one cup. This is a bit lighter of a topic. Have you ever had a secyal expeirnce where you didnt cum that was so good thst you didnt even really feel the need to finish?

Oi! If you like Reese’s Butter Cups Aldi makes their own version that is 100x better with German chocolate and a little extra salt in the peanut butter. They taste like what Reese’s tasted like 20years ago. Highly recommend.

Hot take I thought you gaggle cucks would like; People who brag about being a mouse and keyboard only player can suck a dick not gay-lee and die. Controllers are just superior at most none shooter titles. Thats also the opinion of someone who plays a lot of racing games.

Is kingston intellectually disabled? How does he drive?

Hello snark bois, I just wanted to say thank you for being a bunch of genuinely awesome dudes who have helped me through some tough times. Stay awesome you clusterfuck of laughter.

lmao what is this?

Hello. Longtime Patron. First Time listener. What’re each of your picks for Game of the Decade of the 2010s, and what’s the front runner for the 2020s so far? Always liked the idea since The Spike Video Game Awards gave it to Half Life 2 in 2010 for the 2000s. Thanks fuck boys.

Hey boys, Sorry to double dip with the questions here, but did you see Timesplitters rewind is in a playable state? Its a fan made recreation of the three Timesplitters games. I played those games when I was a kid, so its badass to kind of play them again. Stay merry!

Heyo boyos, as someone who doesn't have powerscaling autism and am, in fact, just bored at work; who would win in a fight? Shirtman, Uncle Phil w/ Nessie, or Kingston's dad with his iconic SSJ3 form (the j stands for Jamaican)

I was rereading the article where the police were hunting for Kingston and i noticed it said he is 4ft 11 now he looks taller on the podcast does he wear heels or boots that add many inches? I demand an answer from him

Commanders, what is something you would be happy to get for Christmas but wouldn’t want to spend the money on yourselves? Sierra 202, out.

Hell yeah. Gets way too much hate, it’s a pretty good show

Sup homeless kings, how about an extra ammo for your favorite top 10 animated shows ever?

Wonder how long before this one gets read.

Hey invalids, here's a quick one: What would your fursonas be? Apparently the furries have found your podcast so you might as well give it a shot.

How much do yall cum?

The time when I gave him a cake made with the ashes of the damned!

hello cringe-gay-cum, dirkman, and the blind one. my question is this, what movies or shows could be swapped into a different genre and be interesting or just become really out of pocket. a classic example is mary poppins as a horror movie.

Because when my son was born I kicked him into a pool filled with electric eels

When they get hungry enough

Hey gayman, gaystion, and i suckblackmen, I know Chris hasn’t seen a new movie since Spider-Man 2 but were there any movies this year that caught your eye and didn’t get their flowers? (Sinners got their flowers this year Kingston, so that doesn’t count) Later bois

When do you think people will start eviscerating the wealthy?

Fucking... WHAT 😂😂🤣🤣

Molotov coc-...nvm

Chris: I love Musicals, actually!🎶 Vivienne Medrano? She's a friend of mine! Keith David?! He's a KING! ....Hazbin Hotel....? What, should I, like, watch that or something..? 😜 jk lol. But watch that shit, it's gold!

Also favorite Tony sex scene? 🤔

To me this is the same level dumb shit as sex negative feminism, let’s empower women by checks notes saying shopping is something women are naturally better at than men

In Deji Voice HEY GAYS!!! How often do yall hang out outside of snark tank?