The Snark Tank / October Question Thread!

Sween speaks in shorthand

Hammer Game

2025-10-31 17:20:18 +0000 UTC

blurred lines but instead of hey hey hey they go ra-a-ape

emoticons going like this

2025-10-31 14:31:42 +0000 UTC

Hello gay men Question for Derrick how do I find a tall European women to adopt me and save me from this country?

Batman Beyond is amazing. WB needs to burn

2025-10-28 22:00:45 +0000 UTC

Hello Sorgay, Homold, and Goofag I find it simultaneously hilarious and embarrassing that the first time I get a question read its a drunken rant about Chris's shitty kingdom hearts take (derrick isn't innocent either tbh) That being said this question is moreso to give you guys a reason to double back on the PS I brought up last week of Hasan realizing that ludwig does not like him

Ah Kingston my son, I'm a gay little beetle, mwah

2025-10-27 22:09:02 +0000 UTC

Greetings ticker, locust, and brumak. What’s the most egregious thing you’ve seen someone do with something they bought? I had a friend purchase a sealed copy of Sonic adventure for the Dreamcast last year and this motherfucker OPENED it because he wanted to play it. I about leapt through my microphone, through discord and out into his neck of the woods to revert him back into the state of being a fetus

95 grassy gutter road longmeadow MA 01106

2025-10-27 20:07:19 +0000 UTC

If you could give human intelligence to an animal so you could fuck it, what species would you choose? If it helps you can also give it nice tits or something

Change the name of the podcast to Spear Chuckles

2025-10-27 03:41:27 +0000 UTC

Hey gang, heard the craziest thing from a horror related podcast. One of the hosts of this podcast was friends with this kid who wore a banana costume for school events just for fun. It was so popular someone proceeded to rip off his bit so there now were two guys wearing banana costumes. ...Years later, that guy who stole the original kid's bit was part of J6. I have no questions but i just wanted to tell you this

PleoTCA

2025-10-26 22:38:40 +0000 UTC

depends on the size of the plushie tbh

PleoTCA

2025-10-26 22:09:23 +0000 UTC

What would a Superman who landed on North Sentinel Island look like?

Bullet With my Cum by Nonpoint

2025-10-26 22:04:56 +0000 UTC

Hey yall, I just recently found out I have Raynaud’s disease at a friend’s house when I looked down at my hands and realized they were completely pale white and even turning blue in spots. Shit was wild. Have you guys ever had some weird shit like that happen where you suddenly realized you had some strange thing wrong with you, other than all of your collective autism?

Hammer Game

2025-10-26 20:03:17 +0000 UTC

Hey slur slingers, is it okay to frisbee a dinner plate at your girlfriend's jugular after she throws a plushie at you? Asking for a friend thanks.

Fat Albert voring unconscious women

2025-10-26 16:05:24 +0000 UTC

Thoughts on the Halo: Campaign Evolved?

Nine Inched Males

2025-10-24 21:13:18 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris Gay Cum, Cum Sweaty, and SomeBlackGay. My question for you men of various slurs is actually mainly for Chris, how about you actually play kingdom hearts instead of writing it off as slop. It's not genre defining nor is it some life changing experience but they're genuinely great games and amazing action rpgs. If you can play the new God of war games you can play KH. PS: have y'all seen the shit about Hasan realizing Ludwig really doesn't like him despite doing a podcast with Ludwigs gf

Ah Kingston my son, I'm a gay little beetle, mwah

2025-10-24 19:40:41 +0000 UTC

Greetings gayboys, the Counter-Strike 2 economy went into free-fall after Valve on a random Wednesday updated the game and made it easier to trade-up for better items. About 6 billion dollars have been just erased from the economy at the time of writing this and Knives that used to go for thousands of dollars are now being panic-sold for one hundred dollars, some even in double-digits. And unlike real economies it's predicted Counter-Strike's economy will never ever recover. Suicide hotlines are being posted on every trading forum and subreddit imaginable, so my question to you too is... who could have ever seen this coming? Keep in mind, people would literally take actual loans for CS2 items.

Corinth

2025-10-24 18:11:24 +0000 UTC

Yeah it didn't really even have anything to do with the questions, which really confused me. Part of me respects the commitment to the bit, but after the first 15 minutes the humor started to wear thin.

Manfred Cungadero III

2025-10-23 15:03:01 +0000 UTC

I saw Derek’s one iconic vein pop out of his forehead when he found out Chris lied about Austin Powers Remake. My question is, for what reason would you have your coworkers state sponsored public executions?

Walmart Brand

2025-10-23 14:53:45 +0000 UTC

Hey twink, twunk and some black fag have yall heard about asmondgolds 3 month long period where he willingly didn’t shower. He recently dropped a video where he claimed he was cleaner after not showering and went on a rant about how your body cleans itself claiming “I’m going to stop showering as much, showering more was a mistake”

Paying 600 bucks to learn I don’t like dominatrixs

2025-10-23 12:42:50 +0000 UTC

can you reach out to Chris O’Neil i think he’d be a great fit for a feature episode

nintendo direct narrator trying heroin(first time)

2025-10-23 01:55:09 +0000 UTC

Hey gang, did any of you see that guy get fucking creamed in a police chase after he bailed on the 110, figure thats probably something up Sween's alley at least

DooDadDangler

2025-10-22 23:15:20 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, love the show, but I have to say I thought it was unnecessary for Sweeney to do his recent solo episode entirely in an offensive Indian accent. I recognize that you guys are no strangers to edgy humor and often push the boundaries, but this really didn’t even feel like a joke, it was just an hour of Sween doing what appeared to be a regular question answering solo episode, seeming completely earnest for the most part, but in an offensively bad impression of an Indian. I particularly thought it was over the line for him to end the episode by saying “thank you, come again!” I really think the other two of you should speak to him about this.

McFoley’s

2025-10-22 15:43:03 +0000 UTC

How's it going Chris, Derrick, and Tungsten-ston? Was there ever a game you wanted but was soon cancelled? For instance, The team behind Night in The Woods were making a game called Revenant Hill and that sadly was canceled.

PleoTCA

2025-10-22 06:06:52 +0000 UTC

This question is for Chris and Derrick ONLY. Sween cover your ears and think about how good the Dungeons and Dragons movie was. Anyway, Chris and Derrick, why have you two never told Sween that Lily is a Falmer in disguise? Don't you think it's a little fucked up to not let him know? You joked about it in that one episode when Sween was in Costa Rica but never said why you don't want to reveal it to him

Derrick Humor be like-what if instead of Samanosuke from Onimusha, it was SamanosGAY and he makes love with Jean Reno

2025-10-22 02:20:28 +0000 UTC

Not a question, you goblins. Just me bringing up old shit. Derrick getting irrationally pissed at the existence of slice of life anime while being probably the only black man to enjoy Nickelodeon’s Doug has me perplexed to this very day. Stay safe, some of you.

Putting my dick and balls between Chun-Li's thighs and telling her to squeeze until she hears a pop

2025-10-21 19:27:22 +0000 UTC

This one is for sweeny, but the rest of you could also answer. You guys have previously shat on the current state of Overwatch, but did you know it’s actually great right now? Amazing new hero additions, map voting, and (surprisingly) new loot boxes have vastly improved the game since the last time you’ve played it, I’m sure. Thank you guys also, I literally listen to y’all all the time :)

Purposely running over butterflies when mowing

2025-10-21 17:46:30 +0000 UTC

Hello to Playstation Podcaster, unfortunate punching bag of the show, and editor of already recorded debates! Episode 0 listener from the Midwest, as I'm hoping my question finally gets read! This is for GANGSTA QUEST. If you three individually had a faction, what would the faction be called, AND what buffs and/or debuffs would be tacked onto the player of GANGSTA QUEST? Love the banters, info dumping, curious thoughts and more, thanks a ton, and hope for more hilarious episodes during work shifts!

preeroz.

2025-10-21 17:43:04 +0000 UTC

Stupid question, but bear with me. I’m white, so my view might not matter that much. But why does it feel normal for a black guy to call a another black guy the n word, but not when a black guy calls a black woman the n word?

Fun fact. There is a guy who’s specifically into rich women buying Wonder Bread, while they think about pollution.

2025-10-20 10:56:42 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris, BLACK MAN, and the smegma that is sween. Have you gays ever accidentally made people have the wrong impression of you? For example i once replied "i know all i need to know about those people" when the school invited all students to a transgender awareness talk, everyone thought i was being transphobic but i meant i worked with couple of trans people so I don't need to go to a talk. I never managed to correct that misunderstanding

I buttfucked Sweeny with a lamp and toothpaste

2025-10-20 07:50:36 +0000 UTC

This question is mostly for Sween. Alot of the usual suspects have gotten mad at D&D for posting a gay pride post with gay pride art. Alot of them have been saying that the game is ruined forever because of now they can't play a game that is gay and "woke". I am here asking: Please explain why that is the most fucking imbecile brained option ever conceived so that my sanity can be saved.

Master Chief in the Playstation themed cuck chair

2025-10-20 05:19:32 +0000 UTC

Hey mommy's good little batty boys, long time listener and supporter here. Question for Derrick and Chris, what is a good electric guitar for a beginner? I already have years of experience of sight reading and music scales from playing trumpet. I've also been dabbling into music software and tried to create my own music but even with that kind of experience, I'm ass at it. I would appreciate for any helpful tips.

Queen of Faphazard (GRAAAHHHHHH, COCK BARRAGE MREEOOWWW)

2025-10-20 00:55:44 +0000 UTC

What up gay? This is for Chris mainly. I discovered an album the other week and have been listening to it heaps. Its called INERTIA by Grandson. Ive heard people liken them to Rage Against the Machine and im curious if you've heard it and what you think?

CrabCrabCrab

2025-10-19 23:04:49 +0000 UTC

Dear fellers, question for Sweeney: You said in the latest Dark Tank that One Piece has only recently become about oppression, when the series has been about overthrowing despots and liberating victims of tyranny since Arlong Park. Did you watch with a blindfold or earplugs? Maybe both? I'd appreciate any insight

BenaticBro

2025-10-19 17:41:41 +0000 UTC

Genuine question: how is kingston so bad at reading? I dont think its the glasses, because he straight up makes up words that arent in what hes reading . He read a stupid gorilla hypothetical in ep 367 but he added like two or three words that ruined the absurdity of the question. Its like he gets nervous that he doesnt understand what hes reading so he adjusts it to have it make more sense to him. Im not mad or nothing since i myself am disabled and it is funny to laugh at other disables but i just find it wild that hes gotten this far in life

Change the name of the podcast to Spear Chuckles

2025-10-19 15:29:03 +0000 UTC

Dear ChrisRoTund, SomeFatGuy and Tom Swollen: what’s the earliest memory you guys have of feeling annoyed? I remember in kindergarten this fat kid with a mohawk (in 2012) would always line up behind me, and everytime he did I could always hear AND feel his breathing behind me. Even at the time I was shocked that someone could annoy me just be breathing, though this could’ve just been an early sign of the ‘tism.

Bitchless Hxmo

2025-10-19 14:14:01 +0000 UTC

Did you guys know the new Pokémon za game had a budget of 13million dollars in development costs,7 million less then they normally have for Pokémon games, by the way mario odyssey had a budget of 100million in development cost.

randeep kang

2025-10-19 11:13:14 +0000 UTC

He guys, you heard about the lawyer youtube channel called legalmindset, that guy is insane he made a video on Hasan dog calling it a fast fact video but spent the first 20min of the video on antifa and how antifa is stalking him and he is the Charle Kirk of Thailand, he then said that two white women where woke and from antifa because they where ugly and scowled at him. Aslo How there's more black people in American prisons and prisoners should wear shock collars humanely in said prisons, all in this video about Hasan dog. What the fuck!! He also had a channel call Goeast to get more incels to go to countries like Thailand and south Korea to find a more submissive girls and modern American women are ugly woke witches that won't cook for you. I thought he was a grifter at first but I think just insane. You guys need to live react to the it is insane.

randeep kang

2025-10-19 07:33:37 +0000 UTC

Salutations Salacious Crumb, Savage Beast, and sween. The whole question of what dead person would you bring back to modern day so I have a spin on it. What version/era of a person would you bring into the modern day? I think I would bring back 2016 Ethan Klein and forcibly make him watch an H3 podcast live ala A Clockwork Orange. Cheers

Deploying a flashbang in the middle of laser tag

2025-10-19 05:01:09 +0000 UTC

In case of another remote episode, break glass. Derrick can you fuck up your camera for old times sake? Thanks

Chernogrog

2025-10-19 03:51:19 +0000 UTC

The lead singers of The Cure and The Smiths sound like special needs children running down the hallway

using my penis head as LA pavment chalk

2025-10-19 03:39:38 +0000 UTC

That’s a pretty solid pick tbh most of the stuff from Jack is a pretty solid example

When will I get buff sexy sween ? Work out more!!!

2025-10-19 02:10:56 +0000 UTC

Maybe

When will I get buff sexy sween ? Work out more!!!

2025-10-19 02:08:09 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris , Kingston and Derrick a simple hypothetical. You are tasked to go back in time to win the great emu war of 1936 how do you go about winning ?? Btw The Australia Military were sent out with the goal of killing 20,000 emus and only managed to kill 1000 of them.

When will I get buff sexy sween ? Work out more!!!

2025-10-19 02:01:38 +0000 UTC

Got a spooky themed question for yins that I'm stealing from another podcast. If the host of snark tank was Frankenstein'd together what part of the monster would each of you be? Maybe throw Lily and Jojo into the mix for more options, idk. Take care boyos.

theknut

2025-10-18 18:24:02 +0000 UTC

Hell yeah 👑

Thermos Grenadine

2025-10-18 13:19:07 +0000 UTC

Heya Snarkos, birthday boy here (c. 10/18) with a burning desire for validation in the form of recognition. Read this and you will have satisfied it.

Venom singing My Way in the Philippines

2025-10-18 08:13:03 +0000 UTC

Hey snark boys. Returning patron (last seen in the credits ep18 in 2020) and been a huge fan of Chris since way before the podcast. At the time I last gave you money I was a university student living in London. Since then I dropped out and returned to the States due to covid, worked in education for a few years, returned to London to complete my degree, lived off selling my plasma for a few months, attended Linkin Park's secret return show live and now work a job that has nothing to do with what my degree is. With my most recent paycheck I was able to finally completely pay off a huge debt I had and thought I can spare the cash to support the only podcast I listen to that has helped get me through some of the toughest times in my life. Seriously, I appreciate yall a lot. With all that dick sucking out of the way, here's my question: with the way digital gaming and streaming leads to not owning nothing, I've spent the last few years buying up as much physical media as I can (most recently acquiring a Game Cube and PS2 for the first time) and its made me wonder, if you can only save 5 games from your physical collections when society collapses to play for the indefinite future what would they be?

Hey look it's a little gay meme fuck me in my ass

2025-10-17 17:21:08 +0000 UTC

Hello Snark, tank, and team. I had a teacher I called a pedophile in class because he was an asshole all school year. Now that I'm grown up I feel bad about the way me and my other classmates treated him. Did you guys have an asshole teacher and later realize that they didn't deserve the harsh treatment they got from you or other classmates?

VHasCumToo

2025-10-17 14:54:03 +0000 UTC

Hey Blacula, Gaypire, and Nugyar Sirhs, How durable do you think the average person is in the marvel universe giving that Doc Ock thought throwing a car made sense?

Kpop Nword Lovers

2025-10-17 14:48:35 +0000 UTC

since its october i have to ask what is your favourite film where someone gets flayed alive mines the nightmare before christmas

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

2025-10-17 10:59:37 +0000 UTC

How's it going chumps? Maybe a little late to ask but do you guys have any good horror movie recommendations for the remainder of spooky season? Keep on truckin'

PleoTCA

2025-10-17 07:28:21 +0000 UTC

Favourite Stupid YouTube Song? Honourable mentions go to Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Yogi Bear, Winning (Schmoyo) and Dirt Man.

Cancelling Unless You Call My Friend Ross Gay

2025-10-17 07:09:23 +0000 UTC

Yall ever anally queer after a big ass shit? Like air comes back into ur ass and ur ass just flaps? Sincerely your local ford f159 owner

Chun-Li’s massive shenis

2025-10-17 06:24:47 +0000 UTC

Hey homos, I actually build aircraft carriers for a living, and what you saw in Episode #366 is called a dry dock. They're a specialized kind of construction area used in shipbuilding that are ultimately flooded when a ship is ready to go on the water. The company primarily responsible for putting carriers together has one scheduled to be delivered next summer that's already out on the water (the USS John F Kennedy, which will probably be delayed tbh), but CVN80, the USS Enterprise, is going to be dry docked for the foreseeable future. And while this is probably obvious, it bears saying: when aircraft carriers are decommissioned, they don't sell them like they do with other military refuse; there's a special process for dismantling, recycling, and scrapping them because of the nuclear reactors that provide their power. Currently, the former USS Enterprise (CVN65) is just sitting there waiting to be taken apart because it has high levels of various kinds of contamination! Which is terrible from an environmental health and safety standpoint but pretty cool because it led to me seeing a Boston Dynamics robotic dog in person for the first (and possibly last) time. Thanks for the laughs! I love it when you guys talk about my profession, even if you're retarded. ♥️

femboy clown (now with honked balls)

2025-10-17 00:10:54 +0000 UTC

Smash Bros Mario or Muhammad Ali in his prime

using my penis head as LA pavment chalk

2025-10-16 22:43:01 +0000 UTC

Derrick my brother! You say you could never make something as stupid as ai can but the thumbnail for ep 255 is one of my favorites

Change the name of the podcast to Spear Chuckles

2025-10-16 21:41:21 +0000 UTC

Hey Fellas, On ep. 366 yall talked about Arnold Palmer. Did you know that Trump has seen and confirmed that homie was packing heat? Theres a really great video where he sounds like he almost gave up pussy for him. Have a gay day.

Big Boss hosts a bussy mukbang

2025-10-16 20:27:07 +0000 UTC

Which of your co-hosts do you think would be the best gay boyfriend? Alternatively, argue your case why YOU would be the best butt buddy. I think it's clear who I'm shipping (sorry ThirdWheelGun)

18 Naked Dereks in the showers at SWEEN RANCH!

2025-10-16 17:11:17 +0000 UTC

What’s wrong with you

Hammer Game

2025-10-16 16:32:45 +0000 UTC

Bonjour pansexuals. Is there a game that makes you question why it still exists and continues to maintain a following? I used to feel that way about Fallout 76 but I gotta admit, in its current state, I'm actually enjoying the game. The microtransactions are fucking horrendous though.

Sween secretly joining ICE for the lolz

2025-10-16 04:16:09 +0000 UTC

Can I like Sween?

Master Chief in the Playstation themed cuck chair

2025-10-16 01:05:15 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite DEI hires. Have you seen The Chair Company on HBO? It stars Tim Robinson and is kind of a long form I Think You Should Leave. Based on the first episode it seems promising. That aside. If you could make any historical figure, dead or alive, GAY. Who would it be and how would it change the world?

Gayley Williams

2025-10-15 19:22:19 +0000 UTC

Hello Thing 1, Thing 2, and the Thing that Should Not Be. In episode 349, you guys were talking about gorillas and Sweeny asked "Do you think you could beat a gorrila in-" to which Chris interrupted and said "No. I don't think I could beat a gorrila in anything." And that got me thinking: What if you were in a contest with a gorilla, where a 30 second timer counted down and when the timer went off, whoever was still a gorilla would lose? Do you think you could beat a gorilla in this contest under these circumstances?

Wearing my glasses to sleep so I can see better in my dreams

2025-10-15 17:07:02 +0000 UTC

I just remembered racist snake, that shit was pure gold

Hammer Game

2025-10-15 15:55:35 +0000 UTC

Good day to my favorite talking heads. As a lifetime metal fan, I knew I'd eventually get into even heavier music, but I had no idea one day the music I'd listen to most would be soul, R&B, jazz fusion, house, and drum n bass. Have your tastes in music or any other media evolved in ways you didn't expect?

Cumming in my hands and clapping at the eulogy because I don't respect that mf

2025-10-15 12:30:46 +0000 UTC

Hello comically evil fellers, In reference to the alien slavery discussion: Why is it that Derrick thinks that it alien slavery isnt possible? The idea of primitive behavior is relative and really not tied to the ability to have space travel, in the infinite possibility of space its just as likely that planet C can have space travel AND slavery, while planet B doesn't have slavery, and planet A(earth) has slaves yet no space travel.

Blight Howard

2025-10-15 07:45:08 +0000 UTC

Hello smiling critters Your are given the task to convince people that animation can be considered a medium rather than a category (ie. can be considered “real movies”) However, you are only allowed to use one single example for your argument. What would it be? To keep it short for me. I consider Jack Stauber’s Opal one of my favorite YouTube videos out there.

Fun fact. There is a guy who’s specifically into rich women buying Wonder Bread, while they think about pollution.

2025-10-14 23:16:31 +0000 UTC

Hiya, boyo's. Being a listener since episode 0, I remember a time where Chris had supernatural powers of either premonition or willing things to happen (which led to Dr. Drew's demise). I bring this up cause I noticed Chris stopped using this power. My question is, what IS the deal with airline food? But seriously, is Chris just scared of using his powers lately? Thanks and have a shit day. The cool shit not the bad kind

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

2025-10-14 19:47:33 +0000 UTC

What do you guys think is making trump so sure he’s not going to heaven specifically? He just recently literally said there is nothing he could do anymore to go to heaven. Makes me wonder what in particular he’s talking about. Maybe it’s because he’s gay.

Hammer Game

2025-10-14 15:59:28 +0000 UTC

Knee how entertaining little jesters on my screen. Any moment recently where you feel like you're the only one among your family & friends who care about something that should be important? Or vice versa everyone around you cares super hard about one thing but it means less than nothing to you; like Sween and spoilers? Stay gay and wish yall well.

Round_Eyed_Asian making his wife listen to the show

2025-10-14 15:53:39 +0000 UTC

If you guys do end up doing call in shows, you should try one where you write a gay parody but solicit the audience for suggestions when you get stuck on a line.

Brian Syrett

2025-10-14 13:33:05 +0000 UTC

In episode 365 Chris makes the statement “I would argue there are forms of slavery that aren’t insidious.” This is actually true. I can name one example. Slavery in the Ottoman Empire was often used for social mobility. It’s been a while since I’ve read up on this but I think it had something to do with the military?

95 grassy gutter road longmeadow MA 01106

2025-10-14 13:21:15 +0000 UTC

I would like to add more to the joker and batman topic, joker wouldn't be a massive problem if it weren't for batman being their. To me it comes off as joker playing the game of how far do I go to make him break the rule, in some stories joker becomes sort of tame or normal when batman is no longer around, mainly basing this off of batman death in the family.

CrimsonPassione

2025-10-14 12:51:07 +0000 UTC

Another point on the Confederate statue topic. As Derrick pointed out most of them were put up as intimidation during the civil rights movement and as Chris said that's still relevant history to remember. The issue is though that there are so many of those fucking statues, they are such poor quality and they are of so little historic value themselves that museums don't want them. The cost of moving them and installing them as exhibits is so high compared to any actual historic value they may have, no one is willing to do it so they just get scrapped.

You suck 16 dongs what do ya get? Another gay 0rgy and covered in sweat. Gay peter don't you call me cause I can't blow! I owe

2025-10-14 09:06:47 +0000 UTC

Hey spooks! Since it's that time of the year I wanted to ask: What slasher is your favorite by a pure design standpoint? Like, you can hate their movies if that's the case but what horror slasher design is your favorite? Bonus Question for Derrick: Is the first Predator movie count as a slasher?

Master Chief in the Playstation themed cuck chair

2025-10-14 06:12:10 +0000 UTC

In the spirit of the spooky season, I feel I should tell you about how about 10 years ago, someone I went to school with dressed up as Tiger Woods for Halloween. The guy was white, and as you might expect he did blackface. He looked absolutely retarded and everyone hated him for it. What a time it was to be alive.

Cockweed

2025-10-13 22:49:00 +0000 UTC

Did you know that the grave/statue of French journalist Victor Noir still gets pussy to this very day?

Nine Inched Males

2025-10-13 20:31:22 +0000 UTC

Would y'all have one of the Hasan's as a guest if you had the chance?

John Brown's Body

2025-10-13 20:29:07 +0000 UTC

To answer Dericks questions on ep365 about why the machines in The Matrix are using the humans as batteries it's because the machines root coding is designed to protect humanity at all cost. They beated the humans into submission but they can't genocide them. Also the Humans blocked out the sun during the war and they had limited energy, so they killed 2 birds with one stone by removing the human by sending them to the matrix and using as a source of energy. Their has been some machines suggesting to kill the humans but they were quickly turned off. The bigger question is why the fuck did the humans cover the sun? Like what happens if they win? They're just gonna die due lack of sun. Also if Sweeney tries to add something to this tell him he's gay.

Thugzilla vs Mothra: Thuggin' and Buggin'

2025-10-13 20:07:23 +0000 UTC

Hey there cockboys, What are some behaviors that people do in public that you find disgusting? One that comes to mind for me is when people blow their nose at the table while eating, sometimes into the cloth napkins at a restaurant, and they think that’s ok. Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Buttstuff Actual

2025-10-13 18:32:30 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, did you guys know that the song A Thousand Miles is very likely about Glenn Howerton (Dennis on IASIP)? I’m not bullshitting lol

The Girl Who Loves Deer

2025-10-13 15:08:39 +0000 UTC

Hello, Jewish man (eww), Thick thighs, and the famous child molester sween. How much money have you sunk into your hobby I'm not talking about games but music, digimon cards etc.. I've spent well over 7 grand on tech from 1980-2000 as my hobby has to do with legacy electrical engineering. My most expensive purchase was an original unmodified nes.

I buttfucked Sweeny with a lamp and toothpaste

2025-10-13 09:27:20 +0000 UTC

Hella my sweet summer N-words. After the sad death of the disgraced former Lost Prophets lead singer Ian Watkins. My question for you folks is; are there any other disgraced celebs you'd be "REALLY SAD" if they died

Molested By Annoying Orange

2025-10-13 02:18:26 +0000 UTC

Heya gay boys, have any of you seen this account on Twitter called “Every Frame of The Sopranos in Order”? Originally the account only did exactly that for years until recently after the election, where the guy running it seemingly went completely off the deep end. He started using the account to talk about how he was radicalized into being a racist Neo-Nazi by the Left, keep in mind the account was still programmed to post frames from The Sopranos so in the middle of these schizophrenic tweets would be James Gandolfini making silly faces. A highlight of this saga was when he proved he was white by posting a picture of his arm doing a Nazi salute, inadvertently revealing that he’s really fucking fat. You could find these schzio posts pretty easily, I recommend skimming through the account for a laugh at this psychosis.

Corinth

2025-10-13 01:59:52 +0000 UTC

Sent the link to the podcast on Twitter to Chris and homunculus from @neuteredobama. Fuck you for making me pay money to dm you derrick.

Joshua Fraddosio Is a gay little groyper

2025-10-12 22:09:45 +0000 UTC

If someone were to make a SolidJJ-ish sketch of this podcast would it be funnier to find voice actors that sound vaguely like you guys or voice actors that sound nothing like you guys?

PleoTCA

2025-10-12 17:37:07 +0000 UTC

Favorite double jump?

When will I get buff sexy sween ? Work out more!!!

2025-10-11 22:28:09 +0000 UTC

Ahoyhoy tank crew, new patron here. What is something that you personally despise but can recognize and acknowledge the merits of?

Wintersnap

2025-10-11 20:12:20 +0000 UTC

Seeing as it is spooky season, what is your favorite Treehouse of Horror episode? I personally love the Bram Stokers Dracula parody.

Buckeye Fuck

2025-10-11 19:39:39 +0000 UTC

PLSSS

Molested By Annoying Orange

2025-10-11 17:33:13 +0000 UTC

Where does the fart end and the shit begin?

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-10-11 15:27:12 +0000 UTC

Hey boys Do you need to relate to the lyrics to really enjoy a song? I personally love Linkin Park but I don't have balltwisting depression, so the lyrics don't mean much to me

Elon's Musk

2025-10-11 13:30:00 +0000 UTC

Question for Sween: would you rather club 10 baby seals or 1 baby seal?

Snark Skank

2025-10-11 07:22:06 +0000 UTC

Hello Kingston Jamison—if that’s even your real name. Jamal Jackson, right? I’m the real Kingston Jamison, the one who went missing in 2005. You stole my life after you knocked my shit smoove off at the Bronx Zoo and locked me in the lion exhibit. Said, ‘Haha bitch, I’m gonna watch Digimon on your TV and piss on your bedsheets, NIGGA!’ Been living in the sewers since—surviving on rats and expired Sobe. I hate Digimon, love Joe Budden, and I want to know how it feels to live my stolen life. And question for Chris, are you just gonna let this slide?

The Real Kingston Jameson who went Missing in 2005

2025-10-11 05:27:45 +0000 UTC

Sorry if this comes off as a bit autistic. But I noticed eversince episode 361 the colors on the thumbnails are purple with yellow text and on episode 364 its purple with green text. Whats with the new colors? Has SnarkTank gone woke?

Tacko2D

2025-10-11 03:13:11 +0000 UTC

Derrick! He cheated (╥﹏╥) Hello Missed Connection, Call Pending, and Number Not Found Many, many, many moons ago Derrick ventured into my DMs where he proclaimed his ever growing yearning for me. Although I was deeply flattered I had to unfortunately send him away. I had already given my heart to another 10 YEARS previously. And because I'm not a ᴍᴀssɪᴠᴇ, ᴅɪsɢᴜsᴛɪɴɢ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ʀᴀɴᴄɪᴅ sʜɪᴛ I wasn't interested in infidelity. We bowed respectfully to each other and Derrick continued on his Maiden Quest. My husband was though. Some time later I learned that around the same time my husband was participating in an online community where he began having a dishonest relationship with another woman and would actively hide the fact he was in any committed relationship of any kind. He would tell me he wanted to befriend these women and when I'd ask him, "then why are you already lying to your new "friends"?" He'd get mad at me. It's been some years now and I'm at a point where I can laugh more than cry about it. I don't know if Derrick and I would have gotten married but there's evidence to suggest that we would have had fun together for a while. But ain't that some shit? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I've been around since Derrick made a video trying to crowd fund a laptop. I couldn't donate at the time so I subscribed instead. I found Chris little bit before he gave birth to Paul the Llama. Thanks for all the laughs, giggles, and chuckles as I survive thru my darkest times. P.S. Now that the weather is cooling down can we get the Snarkcore hoodie back in the Shop? And can it be made available in pink? Thank yooouuuuu ฅ≽(•⩊•マ≼

FatherlessBehavior

2025-10-11 02:22:42 +0000 UTC

Kachigga muh nice African American friends and not. I once went out to lunch with my gf at the time and a few of her friends. While we were waiting at a train stop one of her friends gets hung up on and he goes “son of a bitch!” Little did we know that was some guys activation phrase on the platform as well. The man snapped his head towards us and walked up to the friend and goes “what language are you speaking!?” And the friend, not knowing what he was talking about goes “uhhhhh, English?” This man then proceeded to go on a tirade about how aliens took his daughter and that she’s real and he has photos on his phone and if we wanna see them as proof? Before we can say anything either way he starts talking about the evil of satan and how we should all repent. This guy then proceeds to walk in front of me, lean down within a foot of my face and point right at my eyes with his finger only a few inches away from me and says “yeah I can see him, right there. Pure evil.” Then walks away as if nothing happened. My question for you guys is what’s your most memorable interaction with a stranger? The crazier the better!

The Fentastic Four

2025-10-11 00:08:09 +0000 UTC

Did you guys hear about the dude in Ohio that released his 56 exotic zoo animals and then offed himself?

Kpop Semen Hunters

2025-10-10 22:17:01 +0000 UTC

If the comments on every one of your videos were always unanimously hateful towards you, would you quit the podcast/kill yourself? I ask because james gunn filled in for albert kreischer on one of thomas seguras podcasts and there were so many comments celebrating albert not being there. Its so funny how no one likes him but i dont know how he hasnt taken his own life yet

Change the name of the podcast to Spear Chuckles

2025-10-10 15:31:00 +0000 UTC

Hello, Craig Laser Gun, Darryl Mixed-Man, and White Caribbean. I grew up in rural Kentucky and wanted to share a story. In middle school the curriculum hyper fixated on the American Civil War specifically on Antebellum Southern Culture. So much so that at the end of the year we had a day where the lesson was an activity called “The Slave Run”. In this activity students would pretend to be escaped slaves and try to avoid capture from faculty members pretending to be slave catchers. This event was so in depth that they had other classrooms participating by being slave safe houses that students could hide in. The catch to this being was that some of these safe houses were actually traps and the teachers would hide you only to report you to the wandering slave catchers. I figured I would share this story to let you California liberals understand how truly fucked red state citizens are and why a lot of the culture is the way it is. Thanks for keeping this “ex runaway slave” in high spirits

Magillagorilla

2025-10-10 06:07:08 +0000 UTC

Hello kings of the homeless. How much drywall do you think ends up in the kool-aid man when he busts through a wall, and how much drywall (percentage) would be needed to ruin the flavor?

Sticklarry

2025-10-10 05:23:36 +0000 UTC

Do you guys remember that Mafia 3 video where the kid playing it shits himself and his mom is yelling at him about?

Master Chief in the Playstation themed cuck chair

2025-10-09 22:55:30 +0000 UTC

Curious if you guys have thought about getting a separate producer to sort through questions and keep you guys on track?

Buckeye Fuck

2025-10-09 20:43:10 +0000 UTC

Sup guys! Derrick will enjoy this question, I recently went to see Lorna Shore and The Black Dahlia Murder was one of the openers. The lead singer came out and looked like he could be my cool uncle. like he's OLD and still screaming his nuts off. My question is, Have you ever been surprised by the appearance of an artist after only hearing their music or only hearing about them?

Homeless Bc I must play Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2

2025-10-09 18:45:11 +0000 UTC

Hey cum guzzlers So idk if you’re aware of the controversy surrounding Hassan and him “shocking” his dog but I hate that this absolutely dumb as fuck criticism is making me defend Hassan. So I was wondering when was a time yall ever had to cover for someone you dislike from dumb shit

Homeless Transfem who went back to school

2025-10-09 14:44:30 +0000 UTC

Fair morrow black, blacker, and sweendroid Been watching since Chris was a big forehead png on a white background. What was the last straw that was so dumb and gay it made you guys lose the will to make your og political content?

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2025-10-08 19:27:41 +0000 UTC

Would you lovely boys do an Extra Ammo pitching a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?

Nine Inched Males

2025-10-08 18:47:26 +0000 UTC

What’s up ticker, locust, and brumak? Whats the most embarrassing slip up you’ve made in a social interaction? While visiting my friend at bard’s college in red hook, we were driving to get breakfast and she was talking about some suicide attempt she almost had and I was trying to assure her that life was worth living and that she was worth keeping around, I accidentally said “you wouldn’t be worth the bullet” it ended up being a laugh but fuck dude that could’ve been bad

95 grassy gutter road longmeadow MA 01106

2025-10-08 18:28:26 +0000 UTC

Chris did you hear how Eric Adam’s misspoke about going to Albania instead of Albany after dropping out of the race and had to follow through on going to Albania instead of Albany.

The Real Kingston Jameson who went Missing in 2005

2025-10-08 18:17:09 +0000 UTC

Hi ya You recently talked about people getting stuck in a lathe and me operating lathes that spins usualy spins about 20 tons of metal waiting for me to fuck up (someday I will), I was wondering what type of blue collar job would you want to do if you where forced to

Fa an

2025-10-08 11:05:11 +0000 UTC

Hey Derrick, when are you gonna quit using AI slop garbage? How is Chris the nihilist somehow lapping you on this?

Owen2

2025-10-08 08:03:34 +0000 UTC

Chris, since you told me to change my name in Episode 363, and I will not, but my name is actually based on my liking Sunny D when I was younger. Additionally, my middle initial starts with D, so Seanny D = Sunny D. Just wanted to give you context for one of my many nicknames growing up.

It's ya boy, Seanny D

2025-10-08 07:41:53 +0000 UTC

There was so much talk about Youtube Poops last episode (363) I made a youtube poop of that episode https://youtu.be/f1NDbQd8Ers?si=LYk3-BBHB9LXHT2K It's called Robo Sweeny's Malfunction - Snark Tank

Tacko2D

2025-10-08 01:28:38 +0000 UTC

In episode 363, Chris and Derrick (Sween wasn’t there cause he’s stupid) were talking about Confederate statues being torn down. Some confederate statues were put up during the 1930s but most were in the 1960s during the Civil Rights era. So they have no real historical value and can be torn down with no real loss.

SweenLicksHisHandsCleanAfterUsingTheToilet

2025-10-07 17:15:12 +0000 UTC

Hey tankers, yall got any movies you really like that aren’t very popular?

Hammer Game

2025-10-07 13:48:32 +0000 UTC

¡Hola! How much would you have to be paid to kiss each other on the lips once

Young Colin going trick-or-treating as his own skeleton (he skinned himself)

2025-10-07 05:52:09 +0000 UTC

i know im not them but i had a worryingly similar situation where my conservative aunt started a right wing podcast and website and she also was high up in a political party started by a former leftist poiltician who became a russia today host in the uk ...

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

2025-10-07 04:27:30 +0000 UTC

Perhaps even some kind of Superjail, if you will

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-10-07 03:45:54 +0000 UTC

Hey my non-parasocial compadres, on a recent episode Chris joked about them adding Miles Morales to Magic the Gathering, I just wanted to inform y'all the newest set announcement is even dumber than you can possibly imagine; its a whole set based on Dwight from The Office, not The Office, just Dwight. So my question is: what has been a breaking point you've encountered that made you embarrassed to even like a thing in the first place.

sandwich

2025-10-07 02:13:02 +0000 UTC

Hey little fellas, in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's neck just kind of doing that, a friend of my girlfriend's brother started a conservative podcast in his memory. One of many, I'm sure. I listened to the first episode and sure enough it was horrible. I keep asking my gf to put me in touch with him so I can make a guest appearance, but she won't let me, claiming that I would be "too mean" and "embarrass him", not seeming to understand that that's the point. Anyway, have you ever had a friend or family member make a public ass of themselves and have to hold your tongue and just watch? G'Night.

Joshua Fraddosio Is a gay little groyper

2025-10-07 02:04:07 +0000 UTC

Howdy Tweedle Dee, Teewdle Dum and Tweedle Fuk. I've noticed that games have been coming out with a lack of a New Game + feature. Do you think this hurts the replay value of a game?

Buckeye Fuck

2025-10-07 01:18:03 +0000 UTC

Hello 2 funny people and one ugly stinky digimon poop man who can't read, (Kingston) Would you rather get deposited untaxed 6000$ every month but wake up with a different kind of Unshaveable mustache every 4 days OR You get 6000$ untaxed every week but a random household appliance turns you extremely on. A new one is randomly selected every 2 weeks. You can't kill yourself in anyway

I buttfucked Sweeny with a lamp and toothpaste

2025-10-06 23:54:45 +0000 UTC

Howdy Twink, Bear, and bear. Currently wiping my ass 45 minutes into my half hour lunch, Wondering if y'all have any funny Weed stories? Have a good week and stay safe.

One copy of Battlefield in Chris's name

2025-10-06 23:49:24 +0000 UTC

Whats the gayest butt you've injured?

Whimsic

2025-10-06 23:14:08 +0000 UTC

Hello boys, quickie one here but what has been your biggest disappointment with video games? Mine would be Callisto Protocol, a game which I made the mistake of preordering like a damned fool. Yours truly, faggot.

God's LEAST Hungest trans girl

2025-10-06 22:29:14 +0000 UTC

Yo, yo, yo! I’ve started dating again with this shy girl after many years of staying single to focus on my studies. My question is: what’s your advice on making moves on a woman that is shy about opening up? Although she does clearly like me, I don’t have a lot of experience dating and am afraid of making her feel uncomfortable unnecessarily. Thanks lads!

Zorgolon

2025-10-06 18:58:15 +0000 UTC

Did y'all see all Diddy got was like 4 years of Jail time? he should be in mega prison in super hell

Tacko2D

2025-10-06 16:44:27 +0000 UTC

Snarkinos I have one simple request… call me on my birthday 10/16 (if possible) #503-939-7118

took it in my bottom now im queer, put it in in their bottom now the whole team FUCKING QUEER (started from the bottom drake)

2025-10-06 15:46:47 +0000 UTC

Hey there you deeply-closeted straight boys. I recently got The Callisto Protocol when it was on a massive sale, and it's actually better than I expected; far from perfect or anywhere near as good as dead space, but a fun time. Do you have any bargain-bin recommendations? As in games that you'd recommend when they're on sale, but maybe not at full price?

Cumming in my hands and clapping at the eulogy because I don't respect that mf

2025-10-06 15:46:19 +0000 UTC

WIth the current state of microsoft, do you think it's fully over for the console?

PleoTCA

2025-10-06 14:55:46 +0000 UTC

Yo ya big gay fellas. Once I flooded a subway and just quit on the spot because I didn’t want to deal with it. Y’all ever do something similar?

Charlie kirk lost a gun debate

2025-10-06 14:43:03 +0000 UTC

Hello Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Boy Wonder. I'm posting this again because it was liked in last month's thread, but was never dyslexicly read by Chris. So this is for Kingston. Did you know that if you Google your name, a New York times article shows up from 2005 about the time of your infamous train mixup. It's hilarious reading it knowing the context of you and what happened. It also talks about how a year prior, the police had to come rescue you off the fire escape because you climbed down it and got scared. My question for you after all of this is, Why are you like this?

Thermos Grenadine

2025-10-06 14:21:58 +0000 UTC

Extra ammo idea: write a soulsborne style game only using lore from the podcast.

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

2025-10-06 13:10:58 +0000 UTC

Whats good snark fucks: Question, what is somet wild shit you have seen done by a coworker? My instance was that when I was a dishy in a villa for the stupidly rich, one of my coworkers decided to steal all of the chefs knives, jump into the head chefs buggy (it was a massive place) and drive it off a cliff. He got saved by landing in bushes instead of barreling into some actors place so all things considered it was alright. He also the next day just showed up to work like nothing happened despite everyone seeing it. Cheers for the laughs boys

Rfk’s Wolverine lab

2025-10-06 11:43:29 +0000 UTC

What’s up my endless source of entertainment, speaking of Sweeney going to Costa Rica, I went when I was 11 and we had stopped at a convenience store near arenal Volcano. It was summer and I saw that there was egg nog. So I got a half gallon jug of eggnog in the jungle and drank it all even tho it tasted like shit. Funny enough it was alcoholic egg nog and I was throwing up for two days of the trip. Fun times!

Israel’s bitch, America.

2025-10-06 01:18:45 +0000 UTC

Hey, dweebs. Have you ever been in a state of pure rage only to be sobered up immediately due to being INTIMIDATED by someone or something? When I was 10 I had extreme anger issues and this one kid would spend most of the day ragebaiting me. One day it got so bad that I went into a white-hot rage, grabbed a mechanical pencil and stabbed him in the hand like seven times. And these were deep holes, I could see pink as I had absolutely penetrated skin. But instead of screaming or freaking out in general, the kid just stared at me like Piccolo with an unflinching gaze as if I had barely even scratched him. I went from a state of rage to a state of fear and confusion almost immediately, causing me to walk away. The kid never snitched on me either which confused me even further.

Corinth

2025-10-05 16:11:43 +0000 UTC

Thoughts on Gears of war judgement

Ball Clamper

2025-10-05 06:58:37 +0000 UTC

Sup snark tankies, has there ever been something you want to like but can because of the creator/ creators. For example I want to like the unsubscribe pod but cant because I see the shit there hosts tweet and think “damn they’re dumb high school republicans.”

Halo tbag

2025-10-04 20:19:56 +0000 UTC

What's a dastardly idea you've come up with but kept to yourself for fear of someone actually bringing the idea to life. Me and my friends joked about making a dating sim with my very real past romantic relationships. The very idea someone making such a game with such detail and passion had my friends and I shook but cackling like hyenas

using my penis head as LA pavment chalk

2025-10-04 17:49:50 +0000 UTC

You guys talked about Quinton Reviews a lot, was he really that bad?

PleoTCA

2025-10-04 17:31:58 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarkers. A friend of mine going to college had a class where they talked about Metal Gear Solid V. They watched the trailer and it was a chapter in their textbook. So have you ever been in a normal class that just randomly brought up something awesome?

Shooting Liquid Venom out of my Naked Solid Snake

2025-10-04 15:11:55 +0000 UTC

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Cancelling Unless You Call My Friend Ross Gay

2025-10-04 13:16:24 +0000 UTC

Hey the gay green gay, a man on the streets walks up to you and hands you a revolver. He explains that if you spin the barrel and shoot yourself with it there is a 5 in 6 chance of 1 billion dollars being added to your bank account, completely legally loophole free. However there is a 1 in 6 chance of you shooting and killing yourself since it is a fucking gun and one of the chambers is loaded. For some reason you know intrinsically the man is incapable of lying. What do you do?

ɓuᴉʞᴉꓥuʍoꓷǝpᴉsdꓵ

2025-10-04 11:50:58 +0000 UTC

Start a show reacting to sweeny’s camera roll

Chun-Li’s massive shenis

2025-10-04 11:00:53 +0000 UTC

Why you talking to people who eat cheese that tastes like a moldy basement?

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-10-04 10:38:45 +0000 UTC

Greetings snarcos I just got poor shamed by a French girl saying that I shouldn’t be jealous of paid sick leave / free healthcare / $200 university tuition / other French benefits because their taxes are too high (41% highest marginal). I’m $10k in debt from school and can’t afford health coverage. How do we physically coexist with people so brainwashed against their own interests. (She was also 20, so too young to come to those opinions on her own just from being rich)

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2025-10-04 07:54:48 +0000 UTC

Hey, just wanted to thank you guys. See, I was brutally molested by a man with down syndrome for 5 summers straight and this podcast has helped me get through the trauma of it. Thank you all for helping me, except for Sween.

Master Chief in the Playstation themed cuck chair

2025-10-04 07:14:03 +0000 UTC

What's up fellas! I have a story for you. I was working at this bullshit ass job for quite awhile. I was with my friends and joked (kinda) that it was "Fake and gay." A couple days later at work, I get called to the manager's office where she explained that my friend had called and told her what I had said. Then, I was subsequently terminated.

🎵Stand next to this penis like GAY!, GAY!, GAY!🎵

2025-10-04 06:28:43 +0000 UTC

Unpin the Patreon Thread

Tacko2D

2025-10-04 00:02:19 +0000 UTC

Hey qeery, darky , mechy, you have the ability to inflict a debilitating disability, or illness, of your own desin on to a person of your choosing, what are you making and who do you give it too

kingkong's dingdong wrote in

2025-10-03 22:40:08 +0000 UTC

I think I can rival Chris' hatred for Imagine Dragons. There's this band called AJR, they are the most SAUCELESS band I've ever heard in my entire life. The worst is that like Imagine Dragons, they're fucking everywhere I can at least admire that there's some talent behind imagine dragons, but AJR has this fuckass industry-plant-y vibe to them to attempt to cater to millennials. I hate them as them as much as Chris hates Imagine Dragons, especially that obnoxious violin song AJR has. Anyway, thanks for the birthday wishes. Have a good one

PleoTCA

2025-10-03 16:05:08 +0000 UTC

Question for the "The Snarkiest Boys Who Ever Tanked". When are you guys going to make Snark Tank masks for Halloween

Molested By Annoying Orange

2025-10-03 16:01:54 +0000 UTC

Hey tankers, you guys have mentioned the movie Wanted a couple times recently and I watched it for the first time last night because of this. I don’t know if you remember it very well, but there is literally a scene towards the end where Angelina Jolie’s character shoots herself in the fucking head because her name came up in a mystical loom’s binary code. She was really about that shit. Insane movie

Hammer Game

2025-10-03 12:43:06 +0000 UTC

Greetings Chris Gay Gun, Gayrick and toms gay weenie, i was just curious what y'all's most frustrating-to-hear game criticism is? for example i really hate when people say "nobody asked for this" as a point to describe something they dont like...like fuckwad who asked for expedition 33 and a story like that? who asked for halo, who asked for almost anything that is considered a classic...art isn't about catering to a group of requests and giving them what they want, its about giving them an experience they couldn't even imagine. love yall!

nintendo direct narrator trying heroin(first time)

2025-10-03 12:30:51 +0000 UTC

With Xbox going down the shitter and no longer caring about console exclusive games. Do you see previous Xbox exclusives such as gears of war most recently getting the remaster treatment to make their way on PlayStation. Furthermore do you guys ever see halo getting remasters to go on the PlayStation or is that never going to happen?

Ball Clamper

2025-10-03 08:09:57 +0000 UTC

Hello Franchesca Ramsey, Tariq Nasheed, and Joe Budden, It is officially the spooky month and time for horror. You've all discussed your favorite horror games, but what are your favorite horror movies and/or Halloween specials? If you haven't seen Peter Jackson's Braindead yet it's free on YouTube and is absolutely gross, goofy, gory fun. Love you all separate but equally, cheers. PS, Derrick please do a gay Roundabout cover called Reacharound. Or some other gay shit you're the gay man, fuck you

Ratt Murdock

2025-10-03 06:34:37 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, this question is for Derrick and Chris ONLY. Kingston cover your ears and I don't know, think about every scene in the Chris Pine Dungeons and Dragon movie until Chris and Derrick are done. Question is, why haven't you guys told Sween that Lily is a Falmer in disguise? You two mentioned/joked about it when Sweeny was in Costa Rica but never said why you haven't told him yet. Are you two too deep into it or something? Are ya guys really going to let him marry a Falmer knowing his bigotry to them?

Derrick Humor be like-what if instead of Samanosuke from Onimusha, it was SamanosGAY and he makes love with Jean Reno

2025-10-03 02:36:34 +0000 UTC

What episode does Sweeney get fucked?

Wolf Haley

2025-10-03 01:17:45 +0000 UTC

When are you going to update the code for SweenBot to make him MechaHitler? Or, for his sake, MechaHiggler?

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

2025-10-03 00:42:14 +0000 UTC

mornin lesbian, dogwood, and fish whats something you wish showed up in more games? personally i need more walljumping. valves new game deadlock has crazy walljump mechanics and its made me want more shooters that let u bounce off everything. but yeah you gotta answer my question now or youre transsexual forever

THE TRANSSEXUAL SLICER

2025-10-03 00:16:58 +0000 UTC

Sup Gabe itches Very important question, would you love your partner if they were a worm? Stay wet⚡

ThickJuicyBurger

2025-10-02 22:52:28 +0000 UTC

This is a question for Der Rick. I'm about to go to Germany for a short trip and was wondering if you had any advice for traveling in Europe. I've been abroad before but never to Europe. Can't wait to touch your pp on the train next week 😘

The male gays

2025-10-02 18:27:57 +0000 UTC

Dear Derrick and the Spicmunks, I've been working retail for a few months now. My job involves a lot of collecting shopping carts, and I've noticed it's strangely common for people to go out if their way to put the carts in the handicapped parking spots. What do you think causes this? Is Chris behind it? And do you believe in Shopping Cart Theory?

Cutting Sween when I need more Came sauce

2025-10-02 17:22:37 +0000 UTC

Sup fellERS, if each of you had to pick one of your joke characters (including exaggerated versions of people yall have impersonated) to be the 4th permanent member of the podcast, who would it be and why? Personally, I love the idea of listening to an episode where all 3 of you are trying to have a heated political discussion while squirting Marcus Fenix flails violently in the background, interrupting constantly to let everyone know that he, is in fact, squirting. Keep up the entertaining funnies boys and stay safe

Son Chodeku

2025-10-02 14:56:44 +0000 UTC

please put sween back next to chris because now we cant get the chris “what the fuck are you saying” disapproval looks and to put it simply its like if in detroiters you put a wall in between them for the whole show

nintendo direct narrator trying heroin(first time)

2025-10-02 14:46:09 +0000 UTC

Is that Kingston?

Thugzilla vs Mothra: Thuggin' and Buggin'

2025-10-02 14:25:08 +0000 UTC

Sup Dr. Bronx, Dr. Whittier and Dr. Brooklyn I have a gamer question for y'all. For context I've listened to every episode of the Snark Tank, so I'm doing my first playthrough of Red Dead Redemption 2 (not joke) do you guys have any tips since I heard this game is long as hell and theirs heists in this game. Any tips would be appreciated. Also we all missed Sweeney since Lily kidnapped him to Coasta rica, glad you're back!

Thugzilla vs Mothra: Thuggin' and Buggin'

2025-10-02 14:24:22 +0000 UTC

Hello fellow member of the big boys club, fellow member of the Tali’Zorah Supremacy club, and fellow member of the dead older sister club. The Spike Video Game Awards gave Half Life 2 a Game of the Decade award in 2010. Always liked this idea but TGA hasn’t followed suit. What would each of your picks for Game of the Decade for the 2010s be and what do you think the front runner for the 2020s is so far? Thanks you dirty men.

Listen to T.H.E. By will.i.am for an absolute gold mine of the hardest (stupidest) bars of all time.

2025-10-02 14:21:25 +0000 UTC

Howdy there, Him Derrick, Him Kingston, and Me Chris. I'm impressed with the new Sweenbot, but I have to wonder why he didn't come with the advertised kung-fu action grip.

Venom singing My Way in the Philippines

2025-10-02 13:15:58 +0000 UTC

Would you rather fight 1 Ten Foot Tall Kingfisher Penguin or 10 One Foot Tall bodybuilders?

Cancelling Unless You Call My Friend Ross Gay

2025-10-02 12:54:43 +0000 UTC

Hello boys it was nice of the Costa Rican Yakuza to send Kingston's flayed skin back to use on his automata after they crucified him. Who would be the best/worse replacement crew member when one of you inevitably gets murdered. Stay safe

Transfem with trash taste

2025-10-02 11:52:41 +0000 UTC

https://youtube.com/shorts/S0X91HYVbbc?si=f8YxKK1nwzzNRuMU

B

2025-10-02 11:17:06 +0000 UTC

What’s happening snark ghouls!! What’s the most embarrassing costume that you ever had to wear as a kid or if you ever had a “handmade” costume? Thank you guys for the laughs and keep the world gay and stupid.

Erect-a-sauraus GAY!

2025-10-02 11:13:42 +0000 UTC

Just wanna say the only hard R we can call Sweendroid is 'clanker'

justrandem

2025-10-02 10:15:41 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarks I got a very short question for you Given it’s the spooky month, what costume would want if money and resources wasn’t a limitation The Dead Space suit would be a banger or a medieval suit of armor Have a good one

Asking a dolphin rape victim what they were wearin

2025-10-02 09:54:13 +0000 UTC

Howdy Spooky and the Sp[R E D A C T E D] since it's October, I thought I'd ask y'all a spooky related question. Is there a game or movie in the horror genre you absolutely refuse to watch/play? Could be for the subject matter in general or maybe there's a part you've heard of that made you not want to see it.(For example my friend avoided Dead Space 2 for YEARS because he heard about the eye needle scene)

ShowingMyCat9/11FootageSoSheTooCanNeverForget

2025-10-02 09:05:16 +0000 UTC

Writing a more punctuated version to make the boys less gay and racist. The wording remains mostly the same. Hey guy. English isn't my first language, so if you make fun of me, you are gay and racist. Recently, Microsoft announced that Game Pass is going up in price by 50%, which caused people to crash the cancellation website. In my opinion, ever since Game Pass Ultimate cost $20 a month, I've thought that the subscription wasn't really worth it. Because out of 300 games, I'm only interested in half of them. Also, I feel like if a person just wants to build a digital game collection, they could save up to $40 a month and wait for the sales to come.

Borah

2025-10-02 08:45:43 +0000 UTC

Not a question but a suggestion for Sween. As someone who also loves Kaytranada, I would recommend Rochelle Jordan's (of the Basketball family) new album "Through The Wall". If you've already heard it, I would love to hear your thoughts!

Borah

2025-10-02 08:33:32 +0000 UTC

How gay can a gay guy be gay till the gay guy's gay makes him too gay to be gay for gay guys?

Master Chief in the Playstation themed cuck chair

2025-10-02 06:10:54 +0000 UTC

You guys should get Elvisthealien Next time one of y'all is away

PleoTCA

2025-10-02 04:17:34 +0000 UTC

Hey all. Listening to Pantera for the first time in like 6 years and i remembered all the shit that the lead singer did back in the day (including being one my first vids I saw by Derricks) I felt less conflicted listening to pantera than I do Kanye and I think it’s because how old pantera is. Am I dumb for thinking that it matters less the older the artist, and if so how old is old enough to not matter

Majin Helen Keller

2025-10-02 04:10:31 +0000 UTC

Hey all. What are your biggest musical “what ifs”?. Individuals/Groups/bands that longevity were severely cut short by death, band separation, obligations to other projects, etc. mine are Audioslave, the Rev era of A7X, Guns N Roses, and a small band from the Midwest called “new medicine”. Their debut album was really good and worth the listen for someone like Chris but their second album was trash and they disbanded shortly after.

Majin Helen Keller

2025-10-02 04:03:23 +0000 UTC

Chris, I beg of you, please look up "Deus Ex go to the bathroom meme" on YouTube. It's the 1m8s video with the Mafia 3 gameplay thumbnail. I promise you will have a good time. If you've already seen it, then my utmost apologies for being dumb and gay.

Unravel The Sky

2025-10-02 03:50:56 +0000 UTC

What would you if you could but can't?🤔

Goo Pan

2025-10-02 03:35:14 +0000 UTC

Hey Laurence Fishburn but ugly, Chris "desperately trying to recapture former glory" Raygun, and Thick Thighs black man. I have one simple question for you. Ass, Tits, or Legs?

Nostradumbass

2025-10-02 03:02:26 +0000 UTC

hi tom and the sweenies, which famous person would you be most excited to learn about them being a subscriber to the podcast (poorly worded sorry)

PSA: go watch Chris Stuckmann's new movie Shelby Oaks! it also has a side character played by our lord and savior Keith David

2025-10-02 03:00:14 +0000 UTC

Do you guys have any favorite easter eggs? Recently I found out that in the original Saw you can see the phones date as 9/10/01; rough couple days for that guy

Bullet With my Cum by Nonpoint

2025-10-02 02:58:47 +0000 UTC

Have you boys ever seen the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? It's really dumb and incredibly gay, so right up your alley. Rewatched an old video and Chris used the "to be continued..." meme which is what that's from. P.S. why haven't you made another musical in a while Chris?

Putting a cow in an Ironbull just because it fits.

2025-10-02 02:37:08 +0000 UTC

Hey fart tank, fo you have any stories of being absolutely disgusted by someone purely off of appearance? What are some of your shallowest moments?

It starts with cummm one gay I don't know why

2025-10-02 02:36:01 +0000 UTC

Hey kids! Here's two music related things for ya. First some news: Tom MacDonald did in fact, make a Charlie Kirk tribute song a day or two after he got exploded... So yeah 👍 Socond: how many skips are allowed on an album before it becomes a bad album with some good songs on it? I don't know, so please discuss

The power of the suck... on the jaws of my man

2025-10-02 01:55:02 +0000 UTC

Hello Thing 1, Thing 2, and the Thing that Should Not Be. In episode 349, you guys were talking about gorillas and Sweeny asked "Do you think you could beat a gorrila in-" to which Chris interrupted and said "No. I don't think I could beat a gorrila in anything." And that got me thinking: What if you were in a contest with a gorilla, where a 30 second timer counted down and when the timer went off, whoever was still a gorilla would lose? Do you think you could beat a gorilla in this contest under these circumstances?

Wearing my glasses to sleep so I can see better in my dreams

2025-10-02 01:29:34 +0000 UTC

Hello stupid gay dementia ridden retards I recently discovered a movie called joes apartment. The main premise is that the roaches in this guy's apartment can talk and often breakout into song. My question is If the roaches in your old or curent apartment were capable of speech and break out into songs that actually kinda slap would you still attempt to genocide these sentient creatures

Body of God found unalived in Central Park

2025-10-02 00:43:25 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, what balance do y'all think should be struck between videogames being considered art to experience, vs products made to the consumer's whims?

BrewVap

2025-10-02 00:05:14 +0000 UTC

Dear Lock, Shock and Barrel (but gay) Why are you such charlatans? Predecessor has been out for over a year and yeah maybe it is just Paragon again with a worse name but lo and behold the only people I've ever heard mention Paragon are mum. Chris especially, two whole podcasts to spread the word and you laugh as the grapes die on the vine With violent horny rage, Colin Moriarity

Friendly Fire Exercise

2025-10-01 23:55:40 +0000 UTC

Hey guy, English isn’t my first language so if you make fun of me you are gay and racist, recently Microsoft announced that game pass is going up in price by 50%, which caused people to crash the cancellation website. In my opinion Ever since game pass ultimate costed 20 dollars a month I’ve thought that the subscription wasn’t really worth it because out of 300 games I’m only interested in half of them, also I feel like if a person just wants to built a digital game collection they could save up 40 dollars a month and wait for the sales to come.

Metal gear was only peak when kojima left

2025-10-01 23:53:08 +0000 UTC

I think Chris really doesn’t want Colin on the podcast and he’s using the “it has to be in person” thing as an excuse to avoid it.

13 gorillas vs 3 Jeepers Creepers’s, who winning

2025-10-01 23:31:14 +0000 UTC

Do you have any funny stories about Xbox live? When I was like 11, my older brother named our account xX_Pr0nEsh0t_Xx (or something gay like that), and at the time I didn't understand what was funny when one guy in a Halo 3 lobby kept calling me Cum Shot. Bring back more global voice chats in games.

Standing in the showers everybody stab my heart out

2025-10-01 23:05:08 +0000 UTC

Hey snark boys, I got another simple question since I can’t think of an elaborate hypothetical. What’s your favorite game soundtrack? For me it’s the soundtracks for star fox assault and house of the dead (the saturn version)

Mixed Fruit

2025-10-01 22:36:58 +0000 UTC

So you decide to play Deus Ex and now it’s getting a remaster? Chris my question is when are you gonna use your powers for someone other than yourself and get Derick some of the remasters he’s been asking for.

Horse from Stallions of the Dead

2025-10-01 22:30:36 +0000 UTC

You got a dope ass mom.

[Cardboard_Pie]

2025-10-01 22:12:54 +0000 UTC

Hello egg that fallout new Vegas will crack Mario anti-Judea and concerning number of wife beating jokes. I got and then played Bioshock at y’alls recommendation but as I was playing I was thinking to myself, “man, this reminds me so much of Deus ex, which I wildly prefer to this” and I eventually just put Bioshock down (before I even made it to Ryan if this makes you mad you’re gay) and beat Deus Ex after putting that down in 2018 at the Parisian villa. Can you guys think of anything that was super hyped up to you that you didn’t enjoy, and if so who let you down? Who made you hurt?

BOB DOLE BEAM OF PURE ENERGY

2025-10-01 22:02:47 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris I remember when after Creator Clash, you said you were super excited to start making videos again. Why do you keep stopping and starting the upload schedule?

Purposely running over butterflies when mowing

2025-10-01 21:43:44 +0000 UTC

hey cum boys so recently i started going back to school at the big old age of 26. this shit made me realize how big of a mistake ive made just working minimum wage jobs because i convinced myself that doing that would be more fulfilling than going into academia. so my question is what did you wish you started earlier in your life or did you convince yourself not to do despite wanting to.

Homeless Transfem who went back to school

2025-10-01 21:36:06 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, can you tell the other two how you probably gotta wear a gay dumb stupid propeller hat for sacred way after you guys shoulda got em for this show.

I fucked a dude today to see if I would squeal

2025-10-01 21:26:46 +0000 UTC

If you could any animal as a pet that was trained to obey you, what would you choose?

Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Ass

2025-10-01 21:23:11 +0000 UTC

Where do you think animatronic Kingston ranks among all the FNAF jumpscares

DanTheManWithThePants

2025-10-01 21:07:06 +0000 UTC

I wish Thanos starts haunting you on every birthday

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

2025-10-01 21:01:42 +0000 UTC

How's it going? Can you guys just wish me a Happy birthday? It's on the seventh

PleoTCA

2025-10-01 21:00:51 +0000 UTC

Derrick convince these homos to bring on rich (formerly know as review tech USA)

Batman Beyond is amazing. WB needs to burn

2025-10-01 20:40:12 +0000 UTC

I'm scared what should I do?

Gym Broboy

2025-10-01 20:33:55 +0000 UTC

Greetings cluté trio, In episode 331 Kingston is late to the podcast because of his eye appointment. Has this skeever gotten his glasses yet? Maybe he'll find the strength to jump off the Empire State if gets them finally

RDJ as MF Doom as DR. Doom

2025-10-01 20:26:24 +0000 UTC

Derick what with the obsession of trading Ham sandwiches for handjobs at skid row? How does your co host feel about your lust for the homeless

One bad Faggot dont ruin the whole bunch guy

2025-10-01 20:25:41 +0000 UTC

Hello my free lance therapists. So for the last year or so I’ve been very conflicted about everything in my life. I joined the military right after high school and 6 months later Trump becomes president. He represents everything I stand against and he is a threat to all the things that made me wanna join the military in the first place. The flag being half master in honor of Uncle Kirk when veterans die everyday either at war or by their own hands. This administration feels like a parody of real life, IN real life. I feel extremely alienated from everybody that I work with, while being almost 5000 miles away from my family, and also under the fear that ICE might target them. Sorry for this gay sad story, my question is, how to get easy pussy on Halloween to distract myself without involving alcohol or drugs.

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

2025-10-01 20:12:28 +0000 UTC

my trusty tank crew, I have applied for my contractors license so I can quit my fuck ass job. do yall have any good quitting stories? I would also settle for times you got to put a customer or manager in their place. much appreciated fellas. Hopefully they find someway to unweld the tank hatch soon!

natl.ParkStranger

2025-10-01 20:10:47 +0000 UTC

Hey boys. Which is the scariest politician to wear as a Halloween costume this year?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

2025-10-01 19:56:25 +0000 UTC

Chris killed Jane Goodall!

Big Boss hosts a bussy mukbang

2025-10-01 19:51:37 +0000 UTC

Hey y’all, been listening since Ep 1 but my first time paying up. Enjoy my monthly tithe. I’m ashamed to say I was plagued by a nightmare recently where I found myself in a tiny padded cell with Sween. I wish this was a joke. The cell was so small we couldn’t stand upright and we both wore straight jackets. We spent the hours arguing over superhero power scaling. The dream ended with me awaking in a cold sweat. So my question goes as follows: Have you ever had a dream including one of your co-hosts? Homo-erotic daydreams count so please provide explicit detail. Thanks for all the laughs over the years, also don’t worry my username is rage bait. I do in fact read comic books.

Batman would molest Miles and Peter 2v1 no contest

2025-10-01 19:50:34 +0000 UTC

Hello black, blacker, and n-word! Trump is an obvious rapist pedophile scam artist, yet his MAGAts still follow him to the end of the Earth. If it were to come out that your favorite politician (be it Zohran Mumdani, Bernie Sanders, or whoever) was the same or worse, good policy being all the same, would you still support them?

Honey, I Fucked the Twink starring Dick Myanus

2025-10-01 19:50:11 +0000 UTC

Hello my three favorite yappers, Since I know you all love Paramore, have you listened to Hayley Williams's new album? It's so good 😍 If not, what's an album you listened to recently that you really enjoyed? New or old.

NurseBob

2025-10-01 19:46:34 +0000 UTC

Sup gay nerds May be an extra ammo topic, but what are your favorite movie trailers? The creep Social Network trailer and Spider Man 2 trailer jump out as mine.

FullMetal McCoy

2025-10-01 19:45:13 +0000 UTC

Howdy collective of funny specimen Not a question but a suggestion, can you use the green screen behind sween to display the topics of discussion, buff goofy or such.

I'm going to butt fuck the president with a mortar

2025-10-01 19:41:32 +0000 UTC

What's the most insane thing you've done for something or someone you're a fan of? (Music, video games, movies, TV, etc.)

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

2025-10-01 19:40:37 +0000 UTC

Hey! All this rapture talk this past week or so reminds me of a question I once asked my brother. If you were a perfect Christian but you happened to have a butt plug in when the rapture happened would you be allowed into heaven? Could you bring it with you? If you can’t bring your butt plug into heaven, is it really even heaven?

Absolute Horse Piss

2025-10-01 19:40:27 +0000 UTC

Hello walking metaphors of lust, greed and envy if you were to get shot what would you want the tent over you to say? Random example "prove me wrong"

masky

2025-10-01 19:40:10 +0000 UTC

Hey ya'll, Just wanted to try & ask again, about 4 months ago, I learned Konami announced that they're remaking Silent Hill 1. How would ya'll feel about a SH3 remake, or Dead Space 2/3 remakes ( even though ea decided to shelf the franchise cuz they're dumb, retarded stupid, gay & taking trump/Saudi $$$ )

Colin Moriarty

2025-10-01 19:33:17 +0000 UTC

Greetings Salarian, Turian, and Krogan. Because we’re in the spooky season I wanted to ask; what’s the scariest thing you’ve encountered in a non-horror game? For example 11 year old me was not ready for the Scarecrow sequence in Arkham Asylum, especially when the game fakes a hard crash. Stay spooky, you scary skeletons

The Irresistible Man

2025-10-01 19:27:08 +0000 UTC

Do any of you guys have a "i hate kids" moment that you can think of? I was waiting for a bus and a group of 13 year olds started burning paper boxes next to the stop and making TikToks out of it. I being the brave man that i am ran to the kebab shop close by and bought me a wrap.

I buttfucked Sweeny with a lamp and toothpaste

2025-10-01 19:25:04 +0000 UTC

Hey, you stay safe too out there with all the bullshit going on right now

BigUglyJordan

2025-10-01 19:24:48 +0000 UTC

Hello Nightmare before Dicksmas, Evil Head, and Jelquers Creepers. What is the most out of pocket halloween-adjacent thing you’ve ever personally witnessed? PS, any halloween plans this year?

BigUglyJordan

2025-10-01 19:24:05 +0000 UTC

Make my name a reality

Christopher Rehpotsirhc

2025-10-01 19:23:30 +0000 UTC

Barbara is Chris btw

I buttfucked Sweeny with a lamp and toothpaste

2025-10-01 19:18:40 +0000 UTC

Hey, This question is for Barbara. What type of instant noodle is your go to? Mines the Korean spicy bitch (forgot the name)

I buttfucked Sweeny with a lamp and toothpaste

2025-10-01 19:18:11 +0000 UTC

The reason people keep saying to pin the question thread is because in the Patreon app it doesn't display pinned posts at the top of the list anymore for some reason

kweermo

2025-10-01 19:12:17 +0000 UTC

Need your help finding a word When people meet to discuss a problem and find a solution, we have useless people who will highjack the conversation to say "what about this other unrelated problem" and then no progress gets made on any issues because everyone needs their equal attention cake. (For example: suppose there is a meeting about racial bias at a university and someone chimes in with "what about sexual harrassment" or some other unrelated issue, and now 3 hrs pass and nothing changed) So my question is, do we have a word for these people who claim activism but do nothing but get in the way of any progress being made?

pp. (me singing to a man) put my legs on your shoouuulders.

2025-10-01 19:10:45 +0000 UTC

Hello twink, otter, and bear. My question is for Chris. Have you ever had formal improv or comedy training? I ask because while riffing you tend to be a bit more structured than the other boys. (Fleshing out your characters, utilization of callbacks , etc) This is no shade to Kingston or Derek as the combination of all three of your senses of humor is what makes the show special

Call it a smoke sesh the way im passing gas

2025-10-01 19:10:30 +0000 UTC

Greetings Grand Dragons, As Halloween approaches and bad decisions run somehow more rampant, what crazy Halloween stories do y’all got? For me it was a few years ago when guy in our town who dressed up like a scarecrow DIED (from a heart attack) while in costume on his porch. He would always scare people when they got close but that year twenty kids took candy straight from a dead man without knowing. Been a fan since episode 14 and have loved it ever since, keep it up and stay safe 🙏

I’m like Benjamin Button but in reverse

2025-10-01 19:09:52 +0000 UTC

Hello again, my favorite sassy gays! I've returned with another timely factoid. As Chris accurately predicted, MAGA is indeed misconstrueding a study to fit the narrative that Tylenol causes autism. This time, they're using a Harvard study (because they suddenly like Harvard again, I guess). As you'd imagine, those citing this paper as proof didn't actually read the paper themselves. The paper in question actually made these 2 points. A) No, Tylenol doesn't cause autism. B) The only way Tylenol could, theoretically, maybe, cause autism is if you take the maximum dosage of acetaminophen, everyday, over a 2 month period, while pregnant. Clearly, no one should ever take that much over that amount of time for any reason, ever.

The Senate

2025-10-01 19:02:23 +0000 UTC

Morning Boys, We crashed the drone at work the other day and it got me thinking. Whats the most expensive, valuable, or funniest thing you've broken at a job or for work?

Jelqing but for Girth

2025-10-01 19:01:59 +0000 UTC

Hey twink twunk and some black fag considering y’all only get to like 8 questions per month is there any plans on way to do more?

Paying 600 bucks to learn I don’t like dominatrixs

2025-10-01 19:01:56 +0000 UTC

Hello game men. This question is mostly for Chris, lately I’ve been getting the itch to play through all the Halo games. As a kid I played a lot of the multiplayer in each one, but really only dabbled with the campaigns before just going back to the multiplayer. As someone who currently owns MCC on Steam and some original copies for of the ones on Xbox 360, what would be the best order to play them in/what versions would be best? Thanks, have a good day, and post that damn Halo TV show video please

CalmTony

2025-10-01 19:01:10 +0000 UTC

Howdy you three As of writing, my birthday is coming up real soon and it had me thinking about it, more notably how I’ve had the sheer realization of having my birthday fall on October 7. My question is, have any of you either seen or experienced anything on a special day of yours that kinda overshadows the original reason why you anticipated that day?

Connor The Desolate Canadian

2025-10-01 18:59:45 +0000 UTC

Greetings Christian, Kingsley, and Richard. In the spirit of October and Halloween, my question is: what subgenres of horror movies (zombies, slasher, etc) do you think you could survive better than the people in the movie actually did? Thanks for the laughs, and for infecting me with the autism.

izzy israelbourne singing I am Hebrew Man

2025-10-01 18:58:29 +0000 UTC

Hey Daddy, Zaddy, and (Derrick) Fatty Long time viewer, first time commenterrr. In a world that was devastated by a global solar flare incident and y'all survived the emp effects, what's an occupation or role each of you would take?? Examples: farmer, hunter, town joker, teacher, scavenger of old relicts, etc. P.S. Can I join your tribe/village?

BigBro

2025-10-01 18:57:55 +0000 UTC

Hey there, tax fraud, Doxxing and Disturbing the peace by simply existing! In honor of being designated a terrorist by the United States Government it is my duty as a trans person to ask you all, which one of your co-hosts (or guests you've had on) would make the prettiest trans woman? I want serious debate over this, its infinitely entertaining to listen to you ignoramuses talk about trans people. Stay safe and as always, glory to the Tokugawa Shogunate

Siona's FAT Fucking Girl Cock

2025-10-01 18:47:22 +0000 UTC

hey whores; if y’all could only listen to one song for the rest of your lives, what would it be?

i’m going to peg Jason Todd

2025-10-01 18:47:18 +0000 UTC

That original insinuation is ridiculous. I had a dream I was Chinese but you don't see m我一边喝茶，一边眯着眼睛。没关系，你肯定是同性恋.

Manfred Cungadero III

2025-10-01 18:44:12 +0000 UTC

Hello fello humans that are different shades. If you had the power to lock up a group of people in gulags because of things they did who would you choose. Personally i would lock up people that walk in the middle of the sidewalk instead of to the sides that walk extremely slowly or women that use speaker phone in a train or bus like cunt we don't wanna hear your call.

Niko! Cousin. Let's go Lynch the blacks

2025-10-01 18:42:56 +0000 UTC

Hey what is you guys favourite song from a video game made for a video game for me i've never cared for them that much but i love lumiere from clair obscur.

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

2025-10-01 18:42:01 +0000 UTC

Fun fact: based on context clues, I've figured out that I'm only a few days older than Chris. So given that I'm basically the same age as 2/3 of this podcast (and that Derrick is the same age as my brother), what are some signs of aging that nobody prepared you for?

Cumming in my hands and clapping at the eulogy because I don't respect that mf

2025-10-01 18:41:10 +0000 UTC

Hey Snapple chugger, dei WWF fan, & mecha n-word generator. Horror movies largely suck if you could make a horror movie what would be the plot?

watch Shelby Oaks by Chris Stuckman in theaters

2025-10-01 18:40:56 +0000 UTC

Hello future victims, did you know that a semi recent horror trend among kids, along with analog TVs and VHS tapes, is anti-piracy screens? A lot of them being fanmade, without any actual scares to speak of. Just a "creepy vibe" that a lot of them used to have. My question to you is this: which mundane thing from your childhood will likely become the next big "old thing that scares little kiddies?" Thanks for the show and beware of Big Dick Randy coming back on Halloween.

Putting my dick and balls between Chun-Li's thighs and telling her to squeeze until she hears a pop

2025-10-01 18:40:42 +0000 UTC

Hey faggos As much as we like to shit on Sweeney when hes dumb and gay (always). The last few episodes have felt a little empty and off without him. Its reminded me of a question ive had for a while. If you had to replace one of your snark tank co-workers with someone else, who would it be? Go clockwise or something idk you decide the order bitch. Love you mwuah mwauh - Animatronic Kingdad

Fant ast fourious

2025-10-01 18:40:34 +0000 UTC

Ben Shapiro with a uchigatana Alex Jones with the dragon's tooth and Dean Withers with his iconic anxiety spirit ash

Manfred Cungadero III

2025-10-01 18:39:13 +0000 UTC

Greetings gray, gray, and gray (I only see in UV light) I recently found a movie called The Last Sentinel from 2007 that includes Keith David and it is gimmicky to all hell. So my question is what is your favorite B rated Film or any film that you found gimmicky even if it was bad? Thanks for the pod keep on keeping on.

Liquor Eggman

2025-10-01 18:37:26 +0000 UTC

Good day Snarkos. People talk about graphics all day every day but what's a game that blew you away based on the art style? I gotta give this one to my favorite platformer, Cuphead. It still amazes me to this day that the animation was all hand drawn and they got it all to look and function as well as it does. Easily a Top 10 game for me.

Sween secretly joining ICE for the lolz

2025-10-01 18:36:23 +0000 UTC

Heya Piccolo, Nail & constantly-solar-flared Krillin I had a conversation with a gay friend of mine about video game remakes recently. I said I'd prefer if remakes felt less like replacements for the old games and more like different takes on the same concept. I don't remember what he said, it was probably something gay. My question is do you prefer game remakes to be more faithful to the original (I.E Delta, RE1 remake) or would you prefer something that essentially uses the original as inspiration? (I.E RE2/4 Remake, FF7R). I don't listen to you guys. I spend this money so I can jack off to my rapidly plummeting bank balance. Cheers anyways.

Manfred Cungadero III

2025-10-01 18:35:01 +0000 UTC

When are we finally getting a balls only OnlyFans?

Big Boss hosts a bussy mukbang

2025-10-01 18:34:13 +0000 UTC

Get Colin on the podcast please!!!

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

2025-10-01 18:33:58 +0000 UTC

Dear Snark Tank Podcast hosts, I’m in the middle of something new and uncomfortable and I figured I’d share and see if y’all have any takes. I go to the university where Charlie died, and I have a job on campus. One of my coworkers asked me out and we went on a date over the weekend, and it was a lot of fun! we ice skated and watched the sunset. It was very cute and romantic n shit, and I thought it was a good time, and she seemed into it (she kissed me) but at work she’s very cold and distant and hasn’t been replying to my texts. I’m very confused. I’ve been avoiding dating for a while, and this has been my first experience coming back to it. Should I just go back to ignoring women? Thanks! Luv u bye

J Jizzer Jizzinson

2025-10-01 18:33:54 +0000 UTC

In a row?!?

Buttstuff Actual

2025-10-01 18:33:46 +0000 UTC

What’s up pillowbiters, Do you have any experiences where a stranger flipped out on you over something that wasn’t your fault (excluding your retail jobs)? Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Buttstuff Actual

2025-10-01 18:32:38 +0000 UTC

Y'all better pin the fucking thread!

Master Chief in the Playstation themed cuck chair

2025-10-01 18:29:42 +0000 UTC

Hello snark gang, in one of the recent podcast episodes you brought up books written by right wing pundants. Which got me thinking about when I was in 4th grade my grandfather would buy and have me read the killing of series of books by Bill o'riely which in hindsight is insane. Imagine seeing a 9 or 10 yesrold in the elementary school library reading the killing of jfk on a monday morning. My question is simple whats the craziest book you've read at any point in your life

SovietPenguins

2025-10-01 18:26:05 +0000 UTC

Snark gentlemen, What is your favorite bit you guys have created? The idea of Kingston’s dad elephant gunning a man into mist just to one up Dick Cheney had me dying at work. All the best.

Barsoap, The Gay Bar Of Soap

2025-10-01 18:24:46 +0000 UTC

Hey chucklefucks ask Sween why he hates me? Why does he stare at me through my monitor with such vile murderous intent? PS I am schizophrenic.

SpookyThanatos

2025-10-01 18:24:44 +0000 UTC

Hello Puerto Rican Freakazoid, Creature from the Bronx lagoon and Black Dexter's lab have you ever been in a situation in school where the adults make you out to be more insidious then you were actually being? I was once suspended from school in second grade for extortion and intimidation. This was all because I was teaching a girl moves from dragon ball like wolf fang fist and tiens volleyball attack shit like that. The girl was in first grade and she was paying me in dented cans of pennies 5 dollars a day that she was stealing from her mom. One day she came to me and said she couldn't pay and me being an autistic child said very plainly that makes me upset and walk away. She goes into full meltdown thinking I am gonna murder her with someing I watched oolong do on last night's episode. She had no idea she never watched dragon ball but what ever she goes to her mom in tears saying im gonna beat her up cause she can't pay and the mom goes to the principal saying I turned her daughter into a criminal for stealing from her and I am gonna do this this and that. They call me into the office and the principal is grilling me like im an actual mob boss he threw his like table calender at one point saying I could go to jail. The girl is also in the room crying with her mom yelling at me too. Then my mom bursts in the door and she starts cursing my principal out what the he'll is this I'll kill you real angry pr mom type shit then I'm finally able to speak and I say the whole story and they ask me did I ever threaten her and I go no I dident even care about the money and they ask the girl did I threaten her and she admits no she just thought cause she on TV when people say that thier not happy when you are suppose to pay them they come beat you up. I was still suspended for 2 days my mom was pissed but she slammed the 60 dollars on the table that I had collected from these dented penny cans and said to the mom " here take real money since your poor ass is paying for your rent in Hobo money" she then drug me out the office and I went home and played Mario party with her.

Elmo's Dad looks like a true scumbag

2025-10-01 18:23:06 +0000 UTC

howdy chiglets. the gay hotdog is back. if you were president, what would be your general foreign policy?

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

2025-10-01 18:22:58 +0000 UTC

Hello Dink, Dank and Donk. Hypothetical Time: You are given 5 million dollars, but for the rest of your life, everything you sneeze, your vision gets .5% darker

Buckeye Fuck

2025-10-01 18:22:29 +0000 UTC

My money is he likes Spider-Man because he's from New York, so he's required to like him the way NYers are required to like pizza and hate whoever is mayor

Using Ben Shapiro's balls as a speedbag

2025-10-01 18:22:02 +0000 UTC

Good day, gentleman, At the height of George Floyd my black boss said, “It’s going to be really hot today, so if you need one of those things…,” then continued to gesture in a circular motion around his neck, clearly trying to find the word, without thinking, I said, “A noose.” I meant it as a suicide joke not a racial joke, but either way, I was suspended for a day. Have you ever found yourself in a situation wear you said something horrendous without thinking?

Shard_of_Odium

2025-10-01 18:21:52 +0000 UTC

Hello evil Derrick, spooky Chris, and SWEEN, The recent era of videogames has had a lot of Remakes (RE4), remasters (TLoU) and even some Remake-quels (FF7R). What modern games would you put into the following categories: Rejected, Replaced, and Reeeeeeeeee (tarded)?

Baldur's Gape

2025-10-01 18:21:47 +0000 UTC

Does GhostyBoi fan of Darren and Arnold of Gangry Gamers Fame?

Betanick

2025-10-01 18:21:32 +0000 UTC

Started listening at episode 0 back in MIDDLE SCHOOL, and now I have to pay rent. Watching these shenanigans way too early for my own good definitely warped my sense of humor for the worst. So my question is this: What is an age-inappropriate piece of media that shaped you as a child

(not) Keith David

2025-10-01 18:21:03 +0000 UTC

Ahoy Small, Medium and Fat If you had to pick 3 annoying pundits (one each) to put into an arena with melee weapons, and force them to fight to the death, who would you choose and what weapons would you make them use? For example: I'd suggest Matt Walsh and exclusively stone age rock clubs

Using Ben Shapiro's balls as a speedbag

2025-10-01 18:20:11 +0000 UTC

Where is final fentasy in color? I will pay extra for a colored version of the hoodie

I've seen enough, Victor Wembanyama is the GOAT

2025-10-01 18:19:46 +0000 UTC

yeah, me too!

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

2025-10-01 18:19:31 +0000 UTC

Hey what's up Castro, X and King This is more of a topic I'd like to bring up to y'all so let me drop some game here: In Ancient Greece there existed the practice of ostracism, which basically entailed if a person was being disruptive to everyday life or a rambunctious cunt in any way, by way of popular vote their property and status in society would be revoked from them and they themselves were exiled to some neighbouring shit hole Any thoughts on this you would like to share/advocate for this to be introduced in the modern day ?

Ass Nazis

2025-10-01 18:19:26 +0000 UTC

Hey boyos, if your ability to have a career being a content creator was miraculously taken from you and you had to go back into the work force, what job would you want to do? And what do you think you'd ACTUALLY end up doing? I'll be be graduating college soon with an IT degree so I'm mentally preparing myself to start bagging groceries. Thanks for the laughs!

A bowl of milk with no nails

2025-10-01 18:19:24 +0000 UTC

Hello the three guys that make me look like a retarded seal at work. Someone in the comments insinuated that I may be gay because I had a gay dream. That being said, is my excessive consumption of white monsters (the drink) turning me gay?

Smitchy The Kidd

2025-10-01 18:19:11 +0000 UTC

In Raimi's Spiderman 2, do you think it was a missed opportunity to cast Bruce Campbell as Otto Octavius? Picture him dropping Aunt May and saying "Butterfingers."

The Peen Goblin

2025-10-01 18:19:01 +0000 UTC

Hello group of minorities in my ears. This is a sports based question directed towards Derrick and Sween (sorry Chris). What is yalls favorite sports memory. Could be a memory of something you saw at the pro level or when you played. My favorite has to be watching my Philadelphia Eagles win their first Super Bowl in 2017. Ps thank you fellas for being the best podcast out there.

Imagine Dragons Official

2025-10-01 18:18:58 +0000 UTC

Do you guys have any Halloween traditions?

ShoreMcLoving

2025-10-01 18:18:54 +0000 UTC

I feel like this is an obvious one but yall experience anything that could be paranormal? If that's stupid and or gay how about, what do yall do for Halloween especially the NY boys? Do you trick or treat in your buildings? How's that work

JulesAdventures

2025-10-01 18:18:48 +0000 UTC

Waddup, nitch biggers! First time listened, long time asker. If you had more sparetime and for whatever reason decided to pick up some hipsterist/grandma-core hobbies like knitting, growing crops, baking sourdough bread, painting, etc. what do you decide to do and why? Choosing none means you would rather guzzle cum at the local gloryhole every other night. Stay tight.

Haggis

2025-10-01 18:18:45 +0000 UTC

Hello boi I got a simple question. 👁️ 👁️??

Betanick

2025-10-01 18:18:45 +0000 UTC

give them amazing passionate lovemaking and they will value your time more

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

2025-10-01 18:18:44 +0000 UTC

Hello light, tan, and sween sweet Its spooky season. What was you favorite Halloween memory and or candy and costumes? Thanks again

the void

2025-10-01 18:18:41 +0000 UTC

Hello Atlas, Kratos, and Durge, Are you looking forward to the inevitable whining from 2k/COD gamers when either an indie game made by three guys or a turn-based game wins GOTY?

Confusing all the smut artists I sub to on patreon with these stupid ass names

2025-10-01 18:18:32 +0000 UTC

Hello fellow losers, on a more serious note, do either of you have any favorite books/literature that aren’t dumb gay comics? I only ask this as my favorite is Fahrenheit 451. Basically a dystopian novel about books being burned and stuff….. it always seemed so far fetched in my younger years but it seems we are approaching this reality. Thanks for the content. You guys are so self deprecating sometimes but I think I speak for a lot of us that the laughter you bring does more for us than you know ❤️

Mark Wahlberg in Caillou

2025-10-01 18:18:30 +0000 UTC

Hi Fart Tank, great work on the Sweeney animatronic. It’s ALMOST perfect… If you fellas had to make lifelike animatronics of eachother, what’s one defect you would build in so people know it’s not the real person?

We Gettin Riyadh Money

2025-10-01 18:18:05 +0000 UTC

Hello you beautiful people. Now that Stan Lee's soul is forever trapped answering questions at comic cons in an ai generated nightmare hell, who's soul would you force from the other side and trap only to say BS ai answers and what would be the location of choice? Thank you and have a wonderful day

No this is Patrick

2025-10-01 18:17:54 +0000 UTC

Hello black, blacker, and Kingston Do you give permission for outside individuals to develop gangsta quest or would that be IP theft

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2025-10-01 18:17:53 +0000 UTC

Greetings Paul, Ringo, and Bert. Did you remember to wake up Green day?

Nicholas Brilhart

2025-10-01 18:17:35 +0000 UTC

Yo wassup lads i been playing the new skate and wanted ask a real RADICAL question,if yall could do any one trick flawlessly on a skate board with no effort but cant do any others wat would it be and why and if yall dont know one then what about EA being bought the by arabs? Thats all i got peaxe

ASTROBOY

2025-10-01 18:17:33 +0000 UTC

Hey there Gollum in glasses, Sexy black man with thunder thighs, and the Ogrigger. I have recently started talking to this girl and we have hit it off really well. I do have one small hang up, she's 19 and I'm 25, am I a creep and I should call it off or because I genuinely feel a connection should I stick it out? Keep up the laughs and making everybody feel awesome.

Mason the Metal head.

2025-10-01 18:16:52 +0000 UTC

Hey fellers, this one’s mainly for sexy Sweeney. I really enjoy listening to music scenes throughout the past few decades. Recently I’ve been really into Australian Psych Rock stuff like King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and Psychedelic Porn Crumpets but I’m starting to get interested in 90’s-mid 00’s New York rap and wondered if yall had any suggestions on artists from the area. I’ve been really digging Czarface and Big L. Thanks for taking my house and throwing me to the streets, lads

Majin George Costanza

2025-10-01 18:16:45 +0000 UTC

Hello reason for the government shutdown, Derrick, and Chris, What is the worst physical pain you have ever felt? I once had an infected testicle that swelled to the size between a golf ball and a tennis ball. Even the slightest move would feel like my crotch was on fire. Ps. No I don't remember how it got infected I was like 10.

Scooped James

2025-10-01 18:16:40 +0000 UTC

Hey Derrick and pals. Wanted to say again how sorry I am for being afraid of you because you are black. Big fan of the show though. My question is this: which fictional characters do you think have grifting channels on the side, and which characters do you think would watch this content and begin to get upset. I could see Larry the Lobster running a manosphere channel that Patrick falls into instantly. Thanks for reading my question guys and once again I’m sorry that I was petrified by your dark complexion Derrick.

Derrick’s Asian neighbor who was afraid of him

2025-10-01 18:16:38 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris, Derrick and animatronic sween. Since 2 of you are New Yorkers and one of you regularly takes the LA train I’m curious the craziest person or senecio you saw on public transit? I remember one time a big ass man came up to me with a thick French African accent. He said he liked my earrings and before I could react said “if you are he, if you are she you are beautiful and god loves you.” And grabbed my cheeks and kissed my forehead. I didn’t know what to do so I just whipped the spit off my forehead and bust out laughing.

andrew shultz is actually playing dan habiki in the new street fighter movie, life is pain

2025-10-01 18:16:25 +0000 UTC

Will you guys be going to the Nightmare Before Christmas concert on Oct 25th-26th at the Hollywood Bowl? Keith David will be performing the Oogie Boogie Song.

Ruffum

2025-10-01 18:16:25 +0000 UTC

Heyo boyo's. A few weeks ago I was reintroduced to a staple movie if my childhood, "Mystery Men", and dear God i forgot how all over the place insane that movie is, I highly recommend, but don't go in for high art, go in fucked up already and have a great time. But my question to you guys is, is there anything from your childhood that you remember being more normal than it actually was. Much love abounds you gay retards, have a good one.

AllHandsOnDick

2025-10-01 18:16:14 +0000 UTC

Hello Gays, Not a question so much as an idea. You guys have floated the idea of riffing movies for extra ammo. I think Hereditary would be a great choice

Jar_Farters_inc

2025-10-01 18:15:50 +0000 UTC

Hello voices that lull me to sleep at night. I've been going to many underground punk shows as of late and was wondering. I know Derrick was in the scene when he was young but do any of you still go to underground punk shows? If so how often and who are some choice small bands? Later baters.

another sad guy from Michigan

2025-10-01 18:15:45 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, As someone with seasonal depression, I’d like to ask you lot what your favorite things to do/ things in general are around this time of year are (Fall/Winter). What helps you avoid the seasonal scaries? Thanks boyos

Odenzen

2025-10-01 18:15:35 +0000 UTC

Heya boyos! What's your favorite Halloween memory?

¿Seis leches? ¿en esta economía?

2025-10-01 18:15:08 +0000 UTC

Hello gay, gay, and f-slut. This is more of a story. I have noticed a lot more side eyes when I'm wearing my Shot Uncle Ben shirt after Charlie Kirk's assassination.

Mr. Hot Salsa

2025-10-01 18:15:03 +0000 UTC

Its your boi, lemme ask y'all a lil sum sum. Why does Sween always hard R so much? Why is that his main go to in mid conversation? Its like a coked up Republican senator before he cumsplodes from the Israeli bomb ass head he's receiving. Yes I know what they sound like when they bust during orgasm because I'm the Israelite giving the bomb 💣 ass head to Republican senators. Allah Akbar.

Malik Berry

2025-10-01 18:14:54 +0000 UTC

Greetings, girlbosses! Got a question for Chris. You've mentioned multiple times how generally uninterested you are in comics/superheroes, so I wanted to ask: what draws you so much to Spider-Man as a standalone hero? Is it mostly tied to childhood nostalgia surrounding the Raimi films/animated series, or do you find him to be a genuinely interesting character?

Dick Pringles

2025-10-01 18:14:52 +0000 UTC

Bit of a personal/serious question for Sween so if it’s too much just call me gay. Kingston, do you have any insight at all on how your life might’ve been different if you hadn’t lost your mom? Like were her and Kingdad together even? Do you think you would’ve ended up doing a podcast with these other two mongoloids? Thanks son.

Listen to T.H.E. By will.i.am for an absolute gold mine of the hardest (stupidest) bars of all time.

2025-10-01 18:14:50 +0000 UTC

Would you guys ever write another movie/show/game for an extra ammo? I know the questions are many and you feel the pressure of answering them because people payed for them, however I'm sure you three are aware that many of your best episodes were you three talking/writing. The fans are fun and all, but there's a reason you three have the great podcast, and we are watching from the sideline.

Broke Wigga 24/7

2025-10-01 18:14:48 +0000 UTC

You’re gay

Hammer Game

2025-10-01 18:14:45 +0000 UTC

Hey there Bing, Bang, and Bong This question is for Kingston! You sang the praises of Alfredo 2 by Freddie Gibbs and The Alchemist on a recent episode (I agree, album of the year, hands down), but I’m curious to know what you think about Freddie’s work with Madlib. Who do you think has the better two album run with him: Alc or Madlib? See ya, chumps.

Lae’zel’s Biggest Simp

2025-10-01 18:14:41 +0000 UTC

Sup greedy bastards. You always talk about bad games with great music, let’s do the inverse. What are amazing games with subpar music?

Twink Floyd

2025-10-01 18:14:36 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris and the DEI version of Colin and Dustin do that information what you want I just want to say thank you so much for like a year were you uploaded so far. I’ve been a member for I think a year now and I think I had to say every time this year has been rough for all of us but you know I think it’s been a lot of self searching for me a little bit about myself is that I am Indian and have autism so somehow I’m still a member even with all the jokes. that’s just like my issue but my question to you is how do you deal with stressors in your life because every time I feel like this year has been a year of just calamities

sohum fotedar

2025-10-01 18:14:32 +0000 UTC

I don't wanna get para-social but this might be important for sweeny to hear so I'll say it anyway. You said that you tested for autism multiple times but they came back negative. Do you think that could be because your black? Especially at that time, there were a lot of biases aginst people who didnt look like Sheldon Cooper (skinny, antisocial, white men) having autism. So do you think that may be the case?

Man Of Action

2025-10-01 18:14:22 +0000 UTC

whats up basically mexican, ho-ho-hotep, and gay black serj. what would be the funniest moment in a show for a character to just pull out a glock and blow someones shit smoove off.

sween and colin fighting like big gay kaijus

2025-10-01 18:14:20 +0000 UTC

“Faux pas” is the correct spelling

Mark Wahlberg in Caillou

2025-10-01 18:14:20 +0000 UTC

Hello my estranged fathers It’s my birthday this month (10/16) my minorities, if you could do me the solid and allow me to send my scumbag hoodie to one of y’all to get signed. If not can I get some vaguely erotic threats thrown my way

took it in my bottom now im queer, put it in in their bottom now the whole team FUCKING QUEER (started from the bottom drake)

2025-10-01 18:13:57 +0000 UTC

I expect Sweeny might have giggled at my name. I'm y'alls age and don't see my friends that much because of work and they have kids now, do y'all have this issue too? If so, how do you go about it? I miss socializing with them

Gandalf the Gay

2025-10-01 18:13:54 +0000 UTC

Evening lads, could I offer you a brain worm in these trying times? How do y'all feel about the comedians playing at the comedy fest in Saudi arabia?

Beetle Edger, The Edger of Beetles

2025-10-01 18:13:49 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, Derick, and Kingston. What are the worst Halloween costumes you can think of ?/ what are the worst ones you’ve ever seen? Happy Spookyseason! -Riley

rileydelete

2025-10-01 18:13:40 +0000 UTC

Hey there my beautiful bouncing little snark babies. The new Sween audio animatronic is pretty decent but it's not racist enough.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2025-10-01 18:13:05 +0000 UTC

Howdy gang, How many dicks do you think your other co-host have sucked? (I think sweeny is around 48 already)

I do pg-13 things to jars of mayonnaise

2025-10-01 18:12:39 +0000 UTC

Hi there Funny, Creative, and Derrick! What's the worst social norm you had no idea was a faux pas until wayyy too late. For me, I grew up in a heavily Hispanic town (I'm white) so I constantly heard the Soft-A used by people who were not black, so I never associated that word with only black people saying it. It wasn't until I moved away to college that my new girlfriend had to explain to me that “no, even the soft-a you can't use to refer to your friends”, but i tried to convince her otherwise.

Bendmydick Cuminhersnatch

2025-10-01 18:12:30 +0000 UTC

Gluing your asshole shut does not allow you to fart so hard your balls explode, turns out.

Carpeted Microwave

2025-10-01 18:11:55 +0000 UTC

big big boys, biggest boys. will we ever see the return of advice column extra ammos?

The Real Kingston Jameson who went Missing in 2005

2025-10-01 18:11:55 +0000 UTC

why am I gay

Guelar

2025-10-01 18:11:53 +0000 UTC

Hello, glasses, tattoo, and fat. Been watching chris since 2014. This isn’t a question, but rather a story I recently heard from a friend. The scene is a high school gym locker room. It’s the end of the period, and everyone is getting their belongings from the locker room and leaving. Someone my friend knows taps his shoulder and says, “Watch this.” He then proceeds to get another guy. They gather around a kid we’ll call Mark. They get him to the ground and hold him down, pull his pants down, and spread his asshole for everyone to see. Mark is actively screaming, but no one is helping. My friend leaves because he thought, “There’s nothing I can do.” Honestly I can’t blame him because I’d be scared they might do me next.

Oba

2025-10-01 18:11:52 +0000 UTC

Howdy fellers. Does Bruno Mars is gay?

GhostyBoi

2025-10-01 18:11:45 +0000 UTC

October Question Thread!

Comments

Sween speaks in shorthand

blurred lines but instead of hey hey hey they go ra-a-ape

Hello gay men Question for Derrick how do I find a tall European women to adopt me and save me from this country?

If you could give human intelligence to an animal so you could fuck it, what species would you choose? If it helps you can also give it nice tits or something

depends on the size of the plushie tbh

What would a Superman who landed on North Sentinel Island look like?

Hey slur slingers, is it okay to frisbee a dinner plate at your girlfriend's jugular after she throws a plushie at you? Asking for a friend thanks.

Thoughts on the Halo: Campaign Evolved?

Yeah it didn't really even have anything to do with the questions, which really confused me. Part of me respects the commitment to the bit, but after the first 15 minutes the humor started to wear thin.

I saw Derek’s one iconic vein pop out of his forehead when he found out Chris lied about Austin Powers Remake. My question is, for what reason would you have your coworkers state sponsored public executions?

can you reach out to Chris O’Neil i think he’d be a great fit for a feature episode

Hey gang, did any of you see that guy get fucking creamed in a police chase after he bailed on the 110, figure thats probably something up Sween's alley at least

How's it going Chris, Derrick, and Tungsten-ston? Was there ever a game you wanted but was soon cancelled? For instance, The team behind Night in The Woods were making a game called Revenant Hill and that sadly was canceled.

Not a question, you goblins. Just me bringing up old shit. Derrick getting irrationally pissed at the existence of slice of life anime while being probably the only black man to enjoy Nickelodeon’s Doug has me perplexed to this very day. Stay safe, some of you.

Stupid question, but bear with me. I’m white, so my view might not matter that much. But why does it feel normal for a black guy to call a another black guy the n word, but not when a black guy calls a black woman the n word?

What up gay? This is for Chris mainly. I discovered an album the other week and have been listening to it heaps. Its called INERTIA by Grandson. Ive heard people liken them to Rage Against the Machine and im curious if you've heard it and what you think?

Did you guys know the new Pokémon za game had a budget of 13million dollars in development costs,7 million less then they normally have for Pokémon games, by the way mario odyssey had a budget of 100million in development cost.

In case of another remote episode, break glass. Derrick can you fuck up your camera for old times sake? Thanks

The lead singers of The Cure and The Smiths sound like special needs children running down the hallway

That’s a pretty solid pick tbh most of the stuff from Jack is a pretty solid example

Maybe

Hey Chris , Kingston and Derrick a simple hypothetical. You are tasked to go back in time to win the great emu war of 1936 how do you go about winning ?? Btw The Australia Military were sent out with the goal of killing 20,000 emus and only managed to kill 1000 of them.

Got a spooky themed question for yins that I'm stealing from another podcast. If the host of snark tank was Frankenstein'd together what part of the monster would each of you be? Maybe throw Lily and Jojo into the mix for more options, idk. Take care boyos.

Hell yeah 👑

Heya Snarkos, birthday boy here (c. 10/18) with a burning desire for validation in the form of recognition. Read this and you will have satisfied it.

Hey Blacula, Gaypire, and Nugyar Sirhs, How durable do you think the average person is in the marvel universe giving that Doc Ock thought throwing a car made sense?

since its october i have to ask what is your favourite film where someone gets flayed alive mines the nightmare before christmas

How's it going chumps? Maybe a little late to ask but do you guys have any good horror movie recommendations for the remainder of spooky season? Keep on truckin'

Favourite Stupid YouTube Song? Honourable mentions go to Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Yogi Bear, Winning (Schmoyo) and Dirt Man.

Yall ever anally queer after a big ass shit? Like air comes back into ur ass and ur ass just flaps? Sincerely your local ford f159 owner

Smash Bros Mario or Muhammad Ali in his prime

Derrick my brother! You say you could never make something as stupid as ai can but the thumbnail for ep 255 is one of my favorites

Hey Fellas, On ep. 366 yall talked about Arnold Palmer. Did you know that Trump has seen and confirmed that homie was packing heat? Theres a really great video where he sounds like he almost gave up pussy for him. Have a gay day.

Which of your co-hosts do you think would be the best gay boyfriend? Alternatively, argue your case why YOU would be the best butt buddy. I think it's clear who I'm shipping (sorry ThirdWheelGun)

What’s wrong with you

Bonjour pansexuals. Is there a game that makes you question why it still exists and continues to maintain a following? I used to feel that way about Fallout 76 but I gotta admit, in its current state, I'm actually enjoying the game. The microtransactions are fucking horrendous though.

Can I like Sween?

I just remembered racist snake, that shit was pure gold

What do you guys think is making trump so sure he’s not going to heaven specifically? He just recently literally said there is nothing he could do anymore to go to heaven. Makes me wonder what in particular he’s talking about. Maybe it’s because he’s gay.

If you guys do end up doing call in shows, you should try one where you write a gay parody but solicit the audience for suggestions when you get stuck on a line.

Hey spooks! Since it's that time of the year I wanted to ask: What slasher is your favorite by a pure design standpoint? Like, you can hate their movies if that's the case but what horror slasher design is your favorite? Bonus Question for Derrick: Is the first Predator movie count as a slasher?

Did you know that the grave/statue of French journalist Victor Noir still gets pussy to this very day?

Would y'all have one of the Hasan's as a guest if you had the chance?

Hey there cockboys, What are some behaviors that people do in public that you find disgusting? One that comes to mind for me is when people blow their nose at the table while eating, sometimes into the cloth napkins at a restaurant, and they think that’s ok. Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Hey fellas, did you guys know that the song A Thousand Miles is very likely about Glenn Howerton (Dennis on IASIP)? I’m not bullshitting lol

Hella my sweet summer N-words. After the sad death of the disgraced former Lost Prophets lead singer Ian Watkins. My question for you folks is; are there any other disgraced celebs you'd be "REALLY SAD" if they died

Sent the link to the podcast on Twitter to Chris and homunculus from @neuteredobama. Fuck you for making me pay money to dm you derrick.

If someone were to make a SolidJJ-ish sketch of this podcast would it be funnier to find voice actors that sound vaguely like you guys or voice actors that sound nothing like you guys?

Favorite double jump?

Ahoyhoy tank crew, new patron here. What is something that you personally despise but can recognize and acknowledge the merits of?

Seeing as it is spooky season, what is your favorite Treehouse of Horror episode? I personally love the Bram Stokers Dracula parody.

PLSSS

Where does the fart end and the shit begin?

Hey boys Do you need to relate to the lyrics to really enjoy a song? I personally love Linkin Park but I don't have balltwisting depression, so the lyrics don't mean much to me

Question for Sween: would you rather club 10 baby seals or 1 baby seal?

Sorry if this comes off as a bit autistic. But I noticed eversince episode 361 the colors on the thumbnails are purple with yellow text and on episode 364 its purple with green text. Whats with the new colors? Has SnarkTank gone woke?

Did you guys hear about the dude in Ohio that released his 56 exotic zoo animals and then offed himself?

Hello kings of the homeless. How much drywall do you think ends up in the kool-aid man when he busts through a wall, and how much drywall (percentage) would be needed to ruin the flavor?

Do you guys remember that Mafia 3 video where the kid playing it shits himself and his mom is yelling at him about?

Curious if you guys have thought about getting a separate producer to sort through questions and keep you guys on track?

Hey cum guzzlers So idk if you’re aware of the controversy surrounding Hassan and him “shocking” his dog but I hate that this absolutely dumb as fuck criticism is making me defend Hassan. So I was wondering when was a time yall ever had to cover for someone you dislike from dumb shit

Fair morrow black, blacker, and sweendroid Been watching since Chris was a big forehead png on a white background. What was the last straw that was so dumb and gay it made you guys lose the will to make your og political content?

Would you lovely boys do an Extra Ammo pitching a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?

Chris did you hear how Eric Adam’s misspoke about going to Albania instead of Albany after dropping out of the race and had to follow through on going to Albania instead of Albany.

Hi ya You recently talked about people getting stuck in a lathe and me operating lathes that spins usualy spins about 20 tons of metal waiting for me to fuck up (someday I will), I was wondering what type of blue collar job would you want to do if you where forced to

Hey Derrick, when are you gonna quit using AI slop garbage? How is Chris the nihilist somehow lapping you on this?

Chris, since you told me to change my name in Episode 363, and I will not, but my name is actually based on my liking Sunny D when I was younger. Additionally, my middle initial starts with D, so Seanny D = Sunny D. Just wanted to give you context for one of my many nicknames growing up.

There was so much talk about Youtube Poops last episode (363) I made a youtube poop of that episode https://youtu.be/f1NDbQd8Ers?si=LYk3-BBHB9LXHT2K It's called Robo Sweeny's Malfunction - Snark Tank

Hey tankers, yall got any movies you really like that aren’t very popular?

¡Hola! How much would you have to be paid to kiss each other on the lips once

i know im not them but i had a worryingly similar situation where my conservative aunt started a right wing podcast and website and she also was high up in a political party started by a former leftist poiltician who became a russia today host in the uk ...

Perhaps even some kind of Superjail, if you will

Howdy Tweedle Dee, Teewdle Dum and Tweedle Fuk. I've noticed that games have been coming out with a lack of a New Game + feature. Do you think this hurts the replay value of a game?

Howdy Twink, Bear, and bear. Currently wiping my ass 45 minutes into my half hour lunch, Wondering if y'all have any funny Weed stories? Have a good week and stay safe.

Whats the gayest butt you've injured?

Hello boys, quickie one here but what has been your biggest disappointment with video games? Mine would be Callisto Protocol, a game which I made the mistake of preordering like a damned fool. Yours truly, faggot.

Did y'all see all Diddy got was like 4 years of Jail time? he should be in mega prison in super hell

Snarkinos I have one simple request… call me on my birthday 10/16 (if possible) #503-939-7118