The Snark Tank / August Question Thread

Hey fellas. Just started watching around the start of the year, finally caught up. Thanks for all the silly gay jokes and memes. I was wondering if there was anything you guys had been interested in for a long time, but were hesitant to actually do it, and in the end finally actually did it, and found that you really should have done it a long time ago. For example, I'd ridden a dirt bike before, but I never had a proper street motorcycle. For a long time I liked looking at motorcycles, watching videos of motorcycles, liked imagining riding a motorcycle. But I always convinced myself it was too much hassle, too expensive, too dangerous. About a year ago I finally decided to get a motorcycle and it's fucking sick riding it and learning all the fine details of operating it. I should have gotten one like ten years ago, but wasn't sure if it would really be worth it. What have you guys felt like maybe you wanted to do, finally decided to do, and found you probably should have done years ago?

Yeet Spoot

2025-09-25 07:23:04 +0000 UTC

Is suckin penis more gay than cumming on a man?

Jesus is canon in Dragon Ball

2025-09-05 04:21:41 +0000 UTC

Hey Waltuh (collective), I remember Dereck asking for a patois podcast to listen to and I just found one I think he’d like, it’s called ShopTalkJa Podcast. Sionara!

Cock, robot cock (daft punk)

2025-09-02 04:14:57 +0000 UTC

I want to kill Asmongold

Kevin Spacey

2025-08-28 06:47:56 +0000 UTC

Hey Piss Ray Gun, Peasantston Retardson, and yummy thighs, Is there any hope left for Mass Effect 4?

Netanyahu and David Draiman disguising themselves as Sweens nephews to get money from Gay Uncle Kingston

2025-08-28 03:51:55 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite degenerate godhead, question for Sween mostly. Your Dungeons and Dragons talk has got myself and a few friends interested in starting a campaign of our own, none of us have much if any experience with the game yet. Any tips for new players?

Gay Keith fuck me in my butt

2025-08-27 20:28:52 +0000 UTC

How’s it going D-side Oneyplays? I recently watched a video about The Backyardigans pilot as it was lost media for a time and there was so much drama coming from it. Apparently the owners of the backyardigans wiki tried to sabotage their search and threatened to dox them if they didn’t stop searching for the pilot. My question is are there any pieces of lost media you’d wish would get found?

PleoTCA

2025-08-27 16:55:08 +0000 UTC

Hey you ducks, Simple question: Would you rather binge all of One Piece in one sitting including the movies and specials or the entire Big Bang Theory cinematic universe. Rules are you have to be conscious while watching so when you sleep you must pause also no multitasking. Thanks for reading and I honestly hand on the bible deeply love you all.

Gym Broboy

2025-08-27 09:41:57 +0000 UTC

straight to the point, sweet and Derrick you'll get a kick out of this due called "callmeinvader" who ALL he does is post videos with titles like "gay niggas and women have ruined call of duty" and he says it in one of the WHITEST ways possible. He says it as often as a kid with social anxiety says um, it's hilarious

Carl, Sheen, and Benjimmy Netanyahu

2025-08-27 09:21:42 +0000 UTC

I think Derrick got so caught up in laughing about the child death that he completely tuned out the connectivity with the cult and how the family never had a chance.

Blight Howard

2025-08-27 06:27:53 +0000 UTC

Not a question: Chris youve been saying legend of dragoon remake is happening since the show started you gotta let go at some point lmao

Blight Howard

2025-08-27 06:18:39 +0000 UTC

I have a little question for you big bellied brothers. Ive held off on asking because i wanted the hereditary talk to end but since it keeps coming back up, i want to know EXACTLY what you guys -mainly derrick- find pretentious about it. I grew up around people who act just like the possessed characters so it was never silly to me though i can see that perspective. Its objectively a very tight movie where everything connects and pays off, unlike something like david lynch’s eraserhead or inland empire where theyre basically jigsaw puzzles. Please have derrick respond doing a shaq impression to keep things lighthearted

Just bought baldurs gate 3 for the wii

2025-08-27 01:55:49 +0000 UTC

Hey traumatized, narcissist, and the dishonorable one. Not a question but you guys missed out calling the latest episode bi-curious geoge. Anyways fuck yall.

Sticklarry

2025-08-26 17:17:26 +0000 UTC

Hello snark boys Yall talking about the person on the train reminded me of my own experience with crazy people on public transport. One time a man with a thick Congolese accent told me he like my earrings and after saying thank you he said “if you are man, women, whatever you are beautiful and god loves you” and before I could react grabbed both my cheeks and kissed me on the forehead before going back to his seat. I was so shocked I burst out laughing in the middle of the bus. As New Yorkers I’m sure yall got good subway stories as well.

finally got my vaginoplasty, call that beyond beef curtains

2025-08-26 13:45:08 +0000 UTC

What up smegmoids You guys talked about a Asian man singing what a wonderful world. Well here’s a Hispanic man with an EXTREME accent singing “Pumped up Kicks” https://youtu.be/St32aLCNMmQ?si=VqICTlWeKgvYrgab Go to 1:07 if u wanna hear the chorus immediately.

EnigmaKiwi

2025-08-26 13:26:31 +0000 UTC

hello hispanic scott the woz and his two minions, i am currently playing thru halo: ce for the first time and honestly i am straight up Not Having A Good Time, should i have jumped into this game with co op or is this just me? going thru assault on the control room and its taken me 3 days lol

ShmuelCohen

2025-08-26 12:44:39 +0000 UTC

Ahoy, landcunts. I work in rotation on a fuel boat in the norwegian navy, and in week two of my last four week shift I wondered, nay, pondered this: how much would someone have to pay you to spend half of each year on a boat with no internet? Thank you for your podcast, they keeps me off the sea-bussy

My 2nd amendment right to hit my g-spot with a browning 50. Cal

2025-08-26 12:09:06 +0000 UTC

Hey guys. Not a question but Chris has recommended the book Childhood’s End a few times on the show so I decided to check it out. I just finished it and last few chapters were something that will stick with me for a long time. The end was surprising and unexpectedly challenging to my personal world view. Good recommendation others should consider reading.

Absolute Horse Piss

2025-08-26 01:19:49 +0000 UTC

Sup Short guy, girth guy and Black. Just remembered a time in high-school were I hooked up with this girl in my class (she was ok.) After one of the times she tells and shows me text of a different guy in the class that had a thing for her going completely insane saying she was worshipping me and would do anything I said including insulting and hurting him. To sum it up have any of yous had a situation similar where you got a casual thing with someone and another person is going completely insane over it. Peace

MyAssWideOpenUnderTheMoonlightWelcomeToThisGape...

2025-08-26 00:38:44 +0000 UTC

Hey there "that's crazy", "hard in the paint", and "N word". Not a question but wanted to let you know that I actually know and am friends with one of the writers for Married With Children. I told her about the podcast and how you guys have brought it up a bit. She laughed at the bit where you said Al was having his cousin Ted Bundy visit. Anyway, stay.... Whatever you are.

Every time you have Netinyahu on my phone explodes. Please stop as replacements are getting expensive

2025-08-25 22:23:48 +0000 UTC

I see you guys really enjoyed that Naked Gun Movie, have you guys seen Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping? It's made by the same guy who directed the the naked gun movie with liam neeson

PleoTCA

2025-08-25 21:04:23 +0000 UTC

I’ve done the math for the weight of a tornado and that was fun but now I have a better question. Can everyone on earth hyperventilating in 1 square mile defeat a tornado? First of all Let’s pick a big EF5 tornado, 1 km diameter, 10 km tall. Volume of a cylinder = π × r² × h 3.14 × (500 m)² × 10,000 m ≈ 7,850,000,000 square meters of air. Air density at sea level is 1.2 kg per cubic meter so, 1.2 × 7,850,000,000 ≈ 9,400,000,000 kg (that’s about 20.7 billion pounds). Now if our 1 square mile of billions of people hyperventilating is magically sustained again and, a very generous calculation of 30 liters of air inhaled per minute per person, it would only take a measly 32 minutes for all of humanity to inhale the 20.7 billion pound tornado.

Nay Gigger

2025-08-25 16:12:03 +0000 UTC

Hello strangely proportioned Oreo boys, What's a red flag for you that indicates someone you're interacting with is probably a piece of shit? For example one of mine is men who use the word "female" in a context where "woman" would have been more grammatically correct.

People who say 'like' as every third word make me want to commit violence.

2025-08-25 15:06:30 +0000 UTC

What’s up stick, action figure, and extra large basketball. I had a dream that respawn had revealed Titanfall 3 and I was playing it. I went to the customization and made one of the pilots shirtless, only for her to turn into a cronenburg ass creature with 7 titties and it made me laugh so hard I woke up. I ended up awaking 15 minutes after my shift started so I was super late for work. What dreams have you had that were funny?

Miles Morales getting gunned down by the IDF because they think he's a Palestinian

2025-08-25 13:29:58 +0000 UTC

I got a MMA question for our non hetero Derrick, Rampage Jackson's son was in a indie wrestling event and was apart of the show and didn't know wrestling was fake. The results was he nearly killing a wrestler who a veteran and people are debating if it was a planned murder. If Derick heard about it, I would like his 2 cents on the matter

Shannon Sharpe is Tom Sweeney's therapist

2025-08-25 01:29:03 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, Commenting this after watching the Intro of the last Extra Ammo episode. Where the Thanos Twerk gif was brought up. I actually did the research. Took me less than a minute. That animation is from a Website Called Mixamo. https://www.mixamo.com/#/?page=2&query=dance So they are using the exact same animation. Heres the clip from wuchang for comparison. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xpuHC1W2vY

Gaylactus Devourer of Cocks

2025-08-24 23:22:38 +0000 UTC

Hey you gaggle of buffoons this is mostly for Derrick with him having mentioned his vertigo recently, my fiance has gone through a bad run of ear infections that actually caused her ear drum to invert. She was put on the same medication that you mentioned and it didn't really help either. Idk maybe get your ears checked if it doesn't get better soon as my fiance is going to get a referral from a specialist with how bad the vertigo has gotten. Be well gang.

googling what is a blumpkin at work

2025-08-24 19:14:59 +0000 UTC

Hello Pim, Charlie, And Mr Frog. A fun hypothetical for you boys today: Every human on earth gains the ability to teleport at will, with no limitations. How fast would society collapse and how would you protect your homes from teleporting cannibals?

Mara Sov's footrest

2025-08-24 10:41:48 +0000 UTC

what's with derrick saying he's going to revive this channel, he's going revive that channel why doesn't he go revive his dad instead then. fucking black jesus over here.

randeep kang

2025-08-24 03:37:53 +0000 UTC

The Video Game Industry as a whole comes to the Snark Tank asking you to create the first AAAA game, what would the story be? genre? would any characters from the pod be a mandatory inclusion?

Winamp - It Really Whips the Llamas Ass

2025-08-23 16:09:35 +0000 UTC

Wait what does the feet have to do with anything?

The5’3Homo

2025-08-23 12:38:19 +0000 UTC

Hey guys did you hear about streamer destiny emitting to willymacshow that he had cp on his computer, willy made a four min talk about the how it happen and called the police on destiny. It turns out the onlyfan girl destiny leaking pixies nudes to that got docked was 17 yrs old making her a minor knowing this willy talk to destiny about it, destiny tried to convince willy that it was more of issue of the OF girls boyfriend then but then he told willy he had the videos still on his PC all 60gb worth. Willy told him that him it was fucked up and destiny has stated he need the evidence for a court case he never filed yet agianst the OFgirl.Best part was you can see the DMs with willy and destiny on Twitter and they're damning. Also the clip of destiny finding out in real time about willymacshow video, to bad he hadn't see the video because he tries to lie, but every lie he came up with can be proven false by willy' videos, it was unbelievable.

randeep kang

2025-08-23 06:05:28 +0000 UTC

Derrick made a small mistake in that astronaut conversation, he mistook the number of current astronaut candidates for total number of astronauts who have visited space throughout history, which is 682. I’m a lesbian and I like feet. That means that 2.6% of space venturing humans were melinated, or 2.7% if we count Derrick’s recent space faring journey.

It’s Angela

2025-08-23 01:25:41 +0000 UTC

Hey there Chris, Kingston Retardson, and Yummy Thicc thighs. Now that the dust has settled on Dragon Age Veilguard, how worried are you guys about Mass Effect 4? What do you want from Mass Effect 4? Shepard returning? A rogue Reaper still alive? Personally, I want Shepard to come back and be a full on womanizer. I want a "flirt/fuck" option on every woman, no matter the race, I interact with. Including vendors

Netanyahu and David Draiman disguising themselves as Sweens nephews to get money from Gay Uncle Kingston

2025-08-23 01:16:54 +0000 UTC

Yo, they gonna auction the Spider-Man 2 suit that Tobey wore on September 4

zombiestank

2025-08-23 00:03:06 +0000 UTC

hey dickriders, what are some things that people have said to you which made you lose all trust in other "knowledge" or info they tried to spread? for me, my business professor used the "humans have the attention span of a goldfish" myth as if it was a fact and my world history teacher in high school tried to teach my class that you can't be racist towards white people by definition.

asking grok 'is this true' after someone wishes me a happy birthday

2025-08-22 21:39:08 +0000 UTC

Hello gay, gay, and gayest. What’s a situation where you should have been completely fucked and in trouble, but you got away with it? One time I was going to a music festival in Florida with some friends and I had a rental car. On the drive to the festival I got into an accident. No injuries or anything, but it was totally my fault. When I got out of my car to talk to the guy I hit, he was cool about it. He said that the dent in his car was already there and didn’t blame me for it. When I looked at my car I just didn’t notice anything at first. We didn’t trade any information and just shook hands and went our separate ways. The next day, I noticed the dent in the side of the car because you could really only see it from a distance. When I went to return the car before we got on a plane to go home, the guy at the rental place saw the dent in the car and asked if it was already there when I got the car. I just went “yup” and he didn’t question me any further. The next day when I was home I got a phone call from the rental place. Now I was shitting my pants because I assumed the call was about the dent, but they called and asked why I hadn’t returned the car, and I said that I did and that I wasn’t even in the state anymore. They just said okay and that they’ll check the cameras and I never heard from them again.

CalmTony

2025-08-22 17:50:05 +0000 UTC

Not a question, but I want to share a fun fact with you: in 1991, MTV Produced a promo for a Cult called The Subgenius. They were allowed to shoot whatever as long as the MTV logo was in it. Have a wonderful evening

PleoTCA

2025-08-22 05:09:06 +0000 UTC

Hey twink, twunk and some twigga as a Florida native who finally robbed a Publix for this subscription, what’s your beef with Florida and what parts have y’all visited/experienced. I have been to other states and live in NC for 3 years but still love Florida above all else. Fuck the politicians tho.

The5’3Homo

2025-08-22 02:45:37 +0000 UTC

Crowd fund to buy the rami spiderman 2 shit going for about 100k -200k

Batman Beyond is amazing. WB needs to burn

2025-08-21 20:45:58 +0000 UTC

Hey boyos, Chris mentioned the Indian scammer video not too long ago and I had to share Kitboga's full highlight reel. Pure cinema. This man only speaks in peaked waveforms. https://youtu.be/7mceb_t8EIs?si=c7scry6JbHlWDcFf

Chase Johnson

2025-08-21 13:38:18 +0000 UTC

What’s up pillowbiters, Since you did an Extra Ammo on your top ten all time favorite movies, can you do one with the worst movies you’ve ever seen? Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Sweeney cums in bowling ball finger holes and puts them back on the rack

2025-08-21 06:07:57 +0000 UTC

Boys (derogatory, but also kinda Endearing ya know?) what’s your favorite album cover art? Btw I had an idea for an extra ammo; album art contest, have people submit album art and yall judge it. Zow hung shoe homos

The man who cums hot wheels

2025-08-21 00:26:07 +0000 UTC

Greetings to the gay, the bad, and the ugly. my question is this. if there were a battle royale between all US presidents, who would win? ground rules are: wide open field, no weapons, and theyre in the physical condition/age that they were in when they first took office.

18 naked beetles kidnapping sween and taking him to an optometrist appoinment. just do it already dude

2025-08-20 23:14:56 +0000 UTC

Remember, Jay Leno voiced The Crimson Chin! My question is what do you guys think is the biggest snub for GOTY in Game Awards history? Mine personally is Ghost of Tsushima losing to The Last of Us Part 2. Thanks your filthy pig rapists.

A 3rd-rate duelist with a 4th-rate deck.

2025-08-20 19:11:14 +0000 UTC

I hope you know that I read your name like a character in metal gear

channeling all of Earth's N-passes into one concentrated N-bomb, like it's the end of a DBZ arc

2025-08-20 14:38:41 +0000 UTC

two quick questions for chris! first of all your reaction to the monster hunter wilds x final fantasy online gamescom presentation was so fucking funny but i was a lil confused why you’re laughing, was it the the translation basically making it 3 times longer than it normally would’ve been? and also ik you and nakeyjakey have played halo together and stuff, would you ever invite him onto the show or even do some sort of collaborative thing with him?

get richard kind on snark tank

2025-08-20 03:30:14 +0000 UTC

Hello 2 and 1/5th. What's a phrase or word you only started using because someone you know/watch says it? I unironically started using the term "invalid" as an insult after watching that one Twitter Trash episode you did a while back. Thanks for the laughs while I slowly lose my sanity in nursing school.

Korean Veterinarian enjoying his job a little too much

2025-08-20 01:09:13 +0000 UTC

Unfortunately I autistically did the math. The amount everyone would breathe at once is only singular thousandths point off from how much a single coal plant produces in a single day. I dont think it's physically possible to breathe all the air in an unconfined space. If we're all shoulder to shoulder, we'd take up most of Florida, but we'd be so spread out it wouldn't matter. Even the comparison to a coal plant is just averaging things out. It could very well be far more. Makes you realize just how much pollution is going on

KotalaGod

2025-08-19 23:47:37 +0000 UTC

Hey boys. Kevin here with something actually meaningful. Some story about a French kick streamer named Jean Pormanove just dropped. Apparently, he was forced into being beaten and tortured by his co-streamers so that he could afford to live. This culminated into him getting killed, most likely by these people. So, my question is: If any of you were able to legally torture someone, who would you choose?

Kevin Spacey

2025-08-19 23:32:28 +0000 UTC

Sweeny probably farts into his hand and smells it

FEMBOYS CURE MALE LONLINESS

2025-08-19 20:39:21 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, Just wanted to chime in because Chris mentioned how sad All Dogs Go To Heaven is and felt like ruining your day (spoilers ig kill your self). The last scene of the bitch saying goodbye to the dog bitch is sad in and of itself, but what makes it even worse it that the girl who voiced the kid died a few weeks after she finished her lines. The full story is really messed up so I won’t get into it, have sween look it up. Burt Reynolds (the guy that plays the dog bitch) saved the goodbye scene for his last day and apparently broke down crying multiple times, so when you’re watching the movie you’re not just seeing a dog dying in the arms of a kid, you’re watching a man say goodbye to a kid he saw as a daughter type role. Sorry to molest your heart strings

Majin George Costanza

2025-08-19 17:24:30 +0000 UTC

Recently I got fired from my retail job. I was able to find a new job doing residential hvac. I dad found me the job with someone from his parents church. I like the job it’s a good learning experience however all my coworkers are Jehovah witness I personally think the religion is kind of stupid but I want to be respectful what should I say when they invite me to there meetings if I don’t want to hurt the relationship or loose the job.

Clit Yeastwood

2025-08-19 14:50:52 +0000 UTC

I have too much time on my hands. Here’s what happens if everyone on earth hyperventilates in 1 square mile for a year? Space problem: 8.1 billion people in 1 square mile = ~3 cm² per person. Everyone is instantly crushed and asphyxiated. Breathing problem: If somehow they all hyperventilate: • Oxygen gone in seconds. • CO₂ reaches lethal levels almost instantly. • Local heat output = hundreds of nuclear plants packed into a city block. Physiology: Hyperventilation can’t be sustained. People faint in minutes, die in under an hour. Planetary effects (if magically sustained): • CO₂ emissions thousands of times higher than all human industry combined. • Rapid climate catastrophe, ocean acidification, atmosphere destabilization. Bottom line: Everyone dies right away. If not, Earth dies soon after.

Nay Gigger

2025-08-19 11:20:16 +0000 UTC

Hey guys recently got a fake-out job offer. New place was opening in the city next over to mine and the bus commute was perfect. The benefits promised in the interview and the store setup was perfect only for me to come in to train for one day and get absolutely shat on 7 and a half hours after my FIRST EVER DAY AT THE JOB. After having believed that I had an absolutely great day I get a TEXT MESSAGE (not even having enough respect to call me!) TELLING ME THAT I WONT BE THE RIGHT FIT FOR THEIR POSITION AND THAT I ASKED TOO MANY QUESTIONS DURING THE TRAINING AND MADE TOO MANY OFFHANDED COMMENTS? (I was damn near silent the entire time other than operation questions) all this to ask have any of you gone through this or anything similar? P.S. apologies for the most inconvenient and difficult part of this was to have to go back down to a $5 tier subscriptions because I have to get back to the job search.

TheSilverEnforcer on Instagram

2025-08-19 05:40:40 +0000 UTC

Ayo what's the ending song to the podcast from? It's so aggravatingly familiar.

If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup the why wake up at all

2025-08-19 02:47:06 +0000 UTC

I second this

Crusty Kamikaze

2025-08-19 01:09:57 +0000 UTC

Hey 4.9 inches, 5.6 inches, and 24 inches! I just watched your top 10 movies extra ammo and wanted to know if any of you three have a Letterboxd account. Please answer me sirs, I want to follow your shitty movie opinions.

ByteChaser

2025-08-18 20:20:34 +0000 UTC

Hey there boyos, what's the most inconsequential/petty thing that bothered you about any of your exes? One of my exes is naturally gorgeous, like the kind that can roll out of bed and still look great, but for whatever reason she photographed terribly. No matter how good she looked on any given day, almost every photo I saw or took made her look like borderline special-needs. Much love to you chromosome-hoarders as always

Mongoloid dunking over Shaq, call him Forest Jump

2025-08-18 12:08:24 +0000 UTC

Why does Kingston spread misinformation so confidently, on a recent episode he said "bears famously can't run downhill well," that's a myth and not at all true, but bears can sprint faster than a horse but only for short distances. From national park service "for 50 to 100 yards a grizzly can go faster than any horse"

Kingston Bear Expert

2025-08-18 10:41:15 +0000 UTC

Hi, Kevin here. I just wanted to ask: What's the strangest thing your boss has ever asked of you? For me, it was when Weinstein asked me to stop grabbing his dick. He lets woman do it all the time, so why not me?

Kevin Spacey

2025-08-18 06:17:09 +0000 UTC

Kingston has terrible taste and will lead you astray

Crusty Kamikaze

2025-08-18 03:23:52 +0000 UTC

Hello, my favorite heterosexuals. Do you think Oompa Loompas deserve human rights? And what kind of slurs could you come up with for them?

Cockweed

2025-08-18 02:00:22 +0000 UTC

Hey there cockbois, Not a question, just wanted to make you all aware that a self-proclaimed "nudist" doctor in Arkansas got his medical license revoked until 2030, because he was caught on video walking around his office naked and cumming on an employee. Just thought you'd like to know since it reminded me of that guy who came on a woman's leg on the bus. https://www.wdbj7.com/2025/08/09/doctor-who-walked-around-naked-front-women-his-family-practice-gets-license-revoked/ Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Sweeney cums in bowling ball finger holes and puts them back on the rack

2025-08-17 22:45:15 +0000 UTC

hi guys Fun fact the twerking Thanos gif dance is in Wuchang Fallen Feathers. A bald monk enemy in the game has done it i've seen aleast more then 3 time in the game, it really is the Thanos twerk no jokes.Search up wuchang twerk you can probably find it on youtube.

randeep kang

2025-08-17 21:07:39 +0000 UTC

Good day fellow gay What's the greatest concert you've ever been to? I recently returned from seeing Ghost at a sold out arena show in Vegas and it was incredible! Never seen a stage set up look that amazing and Tobias and the gang sounded great live. Follow up! What's the worst concert you've been to? Saw Motley Crue once and wanted to throw myself over the upper railing.

I'm gonna cum in MY ass

2025-08-17 15:44:59 +0000 UTC

Howdy Snark Gang. I could really use some life advice if y’all don’t mind. A couple of my long time friends recently got into an argument with me. They are completely convinced that being gay is a choice. We never talk politics so it really never came up, but I was surprised how completely opposed we were on this. I explained the very obvious logic of “you don’t completely control what gets your pee pee hard” but nothing stuck. I understand we can’t pick and choose friends based on political views, but this just feels insane. Any advice would be welcome.

Hayden Glass

2025-08-17 07:27:26 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, did you watch the King of the Hill reboot? It's got Kieth David! ECH!

Jon Jafari on safari

2025-08-17 03:15:39 +0000 UTC

Hi Bati boys, Since yall like looking up and referencing stupid YouTube shit on the show, have you seen the video going around with the title AND thumbnail labeled “gay n word gets caught cheating on battlefield 6”

Lizurd

2025-08-17 01:54:14 +0000 UTC

Greetings Derrick, Sween, Chris, and your liquid counterparts. My question is simple: if the fate of the world depended on it, could you smuggle a monkey through TSA? Also thanks for being the voices in my head during work, being an electrician is cool but holy shit it gets boring sometimes.

Greg Gutfeld

2025-08-16 23:00:22 +0000 UTC

Hello Thing 1, Thing 2, and the Thing that Should Not Be. In the most recent episode, 349, you guys were talking about gorillas and Sweeny asked "Do you think you could beat a gorrila in-" to which Chris interrupted and said "No. I don't think I could beat a gorrila in anything." And that got me thinking: what if you were in a contest with a gorilla, where a 30 second timer counted down and when the timer went off, whoever was still a gorilla would lose? Do you think you could beat a gorilla in this contest under these circumstances? Thank you for your time. Keep up the gay work.

Incel Sebastian who wants to fuck Ariel but doesn't know if he has a penis or a vagina or if he lays eggs or what

2025-08-16 21:24:45 +0000 UTC

Whats something you can't give into purely off the principle even though it's obviously more convenient? for example, i havent subscribed to youtube premium even though its the main form of content i watch. couldnt justify it when youtube red was introduced based off the price and i just cant bring myself to pay for it now since ive gone so long without it.

lookup see im creating gas on yt leaked sweeny vid

2025-08-16 18:59:02 +0000 UTC

So I just watched this new horror movie called “Weapons” and I think I feel the same way that Derrick feels about Hereditary. It fucking sucks and I don’t know why people are saying it’s phenomenal or smart. Have you guys watched that movie or are there any other movies you guys feel this way?

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

2025-08-16 16:52:28 +0000 UTC

What’s up snark after dark. That question about the guy who was so gooned out he chose it over his relationship made me wonder. What if you discovered a close friend was a mega gooner. Like VR headset, with deluxe milking contraption, gooner. Would you try to help or distance yourself?

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

2025-08-16 06:57:17 +0000 UTC

Hello snark fellas, this question is mainly for sween and derek since chris isn’t that gay. What comic books/series would you guys recommend for someone getting into comics?

Mixed Fruit

2025-08-16 05:45:22 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarks and tasty Sween. Have any of you seen that new War of the Worlds movie with Ice Cube? I, Kevin Spacey, was supposed to be in it but I touched Ice Cube and was fired. The movie is terrible and if you guys haven't seen it, watch the trailer.

Kevin Spacey

2025-08-16 03:55:18 +0000 UTC

We need a gaslighting competition between Chris, Zach, Lyle and Chris(Oney). Whoever wins gets all of Sweens future babies.

Goose In A Noose

2025-08-15 20:25:32 +0000 UTC

Howdy, fellers. Why did you decide on your look? Not what or when, but why? Was it just you? an outside influence? Or just logical reasoning like I assume Chris is going to say ("if it looks good, then that means better social interactions, meaning easier life.")

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

2025-08-15 07:24:37 +0000 UTC

Heya, my three gay fathers! This question is mostly for Chris for obvious reasons. Rise Against's new Album Ricochet just came out. I haven't been able to listen to the whole thing yet, but I'm vibing with every song so far. What are your thoughts on the album? If you've had the chance to listen to it.

My girlfriend hates my Bryle shirt and beats me for wearing it.

2025-08-15 06:15:03 +0000 UTC

How's it going, Chumps? Castle Crashers released a new DLC allowing you to make your own characters, My question is; what is your most out there idea for a character in castle crashers? Have a good one!

PleoTCA

2025-08-15 04:33:03 +0000 UTC

Honestly, what the fuck is going on with you guys? The release schedule has been correct for a grand total of 6 weeks this year. The latest episode is unusable, so fuck the people who want a podcast I guess. (Remember the clap synch? And turning your equipment on?) Sweeny traded the n word for his phone in the credits, so he just checks out early. You never follow through with extra ammo concepts. So what exactly am I paying for here? If I didn't know better, I would swear this is a LSM cast, the way the quality went down year over year

Jar_Farters_inc

2025-08-15 03:05:17 +0000 UTC

Can you let Derrick know that I never played a Mass Effect game, but I agree with him that Mass 3 is the best in the series

Shannon Sharpe is Tom Sweeney's therapist

2025-08-15 00:16:01 +0000 UTC

Hey Ska, Metal, and Grunge. A question read on your recent episode of Extra Ammo (that i paid only 5 dollars to get access to your many MANY episodes to) reminded me of a show you all might enjoy if not for absurdity alone. It's called "Kid Nation" which was on in 2007, the premise was a group of kids 8-13 would run their own town in the middle of the desert in New Mexico and partake in challenges for a chance to win a 50k solid gold star. What makes the show interesting is seeing how quickly a small town of children develops sexism, religious segregation, classism, lobbying, drop shipping, anarchy, and mild prostitution (i girl starts dancing in the street for their kid nation currency.) It's a wild watch, i would recommend watching with friends for maximum enjoyment.

Carl, Sheen, and Benjimmy Netanyahu

2025-08-14 09:57:37 +0000 UTC

Hello my 3 future labubus. Did you know that OJ Simpson was indirectly responsible for Gargoyles getting canceled. The live coverage would preempt the current time slot, and Gargoyles season 2 happened to be in the time slot that was always taken over, leading to low rating, leading to its cancellation. Anyway, if you had to be turned into a cereal mascot, who would you pick?

Kingston looks like Lego piece 2550c01

2025-08-14 01:25:09 +0000 UTC

Extra ammo pitch request, now hear me out, hyper dragon ball z supers reaction, it's free,theirs alot of passion in the supers you'll love it.

CrimsonPassione

2025-08-14 01:04:32 +0000 UTC

Heya fellers with the hardest of R's. A thought occurred to me today after doing hard work picking up and putting down boxes. Would you say that another cartoon will ever come close to the foundational humor for people that SpongeBob is ? I believe Regular Show has but that may be me being a baby from the same year as GTA San Andreas. As proof of concept: look up ' can i borrow a pen regular show ' on YouTube

crazysunshinevevo

2025-08-13 22:17:03 +0000 UTC

Just want to thank you gaylords for making sure that YouTube doesn’t get my id for locking my account because it thinks I’m under 18.

American_Butter

2025-08-13 22:02:11 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, PragerU just partnered with the White House. Have a nice day!

Walmart Brand

2025-08-13 20:15:22 +0000 UTC

Hello Sniggas, not much of a question but i just wanna shed some light on this guy named Rohan Kar on twitter. They seem to be making easily accessible safe repacks for a bunch of delisted steam games & theyre all available on internet archive. Was able to download & play streetfighter x tekken, transformers devastation and the transformers war & fall of cybertron games again, & somehow they are compatible with the fan servers the games have rn http://archive.org/details/@rohankar

shock.wav

2025-08-13 18:59:15 +0000 UTC

Derrick too readily assumes people are mad in comments, the Snark Tank fans are like you man, they just like to talk shit 🥺

sween said rich starts at over 500k annually btw

2025-08-13 16:59:35 +0000 UTC

First of all, I’d hear Chris say “Your planet is marked for death by Gustavo Fring” in the Mike Ehrmentraut voice, and “WE COULDVE HAD IT GOOD! no, but no, you… With your Reed and your arrogance…” secondly, I’d like to ask Sweeny what his thoughts were on the new Fantastic Four film I DON’T MIND IF HE SPOILS A DISNEY OWNED FILM #FREEPALESTINE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P.S. also if this gets delegated to starting an extra extra ammo for a fantastic four first steps spoiler review I’d appreciate that too)

The Silver Enforcer, Herald of Guslactus Fring

2025-08-13 08:29:47 +0000 UTC

Hello Shortward, Patrick in Larry's body, and son of Mr. Puff I just wanted to share with you a clip of Gilbert Gottfried doing racist jokes to a Klansman I found on IG Reels. IG: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL49wtcx-z2/?igsh=bnFjMjRiZzhlOXEz YouTube (Starts at 1:30): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L56QXg1cUtE&t=90s

Duckmaxing

2025-08-13 05:14:21 +0000 UTC

Hello the one there, the one over there, and the one over here. Whats a mundane scene from a show, movie, or game that most may forget, but it stuck with you. Although there are countless of memorable moments in breaking bad and BCS , the exchange between the gun salesman and Mike just hits different for some reason. Even though it’s never stated, you know for a fact that both might have participated in the Vietnam war (specifically Mike being a marine sniper), with how they speak to each other. It felt profesional in a casual way

EnigmaKiwi

2025-08-13 02:27:13 +0000 UTC

hello metal, punk and hip hop quick hypothetical for the show, the three of you are tasked together with robbing Kevin McAlester without dying, in order to win you must either make out with atleast 10k worth of items or kill him, he has prep time. what is your gameplan and what do you think your chances are?

tune of magic by bob, ive got the faggot in me, every time i touch a cock it throbs and it grows

2025-08-12 19:23:02 +0000 UTC

Hello my three of my top five favorite racists! First time question asker and I'm probably gonna waste it: I have no clue if this has been asked before but (OTHER THAN KIETH DAVID OBVIOUSLY) who would be your absolute No. 1 celebrity guest, dead or otherwise. If the guest is or would be dead, they would be resurrected as a ghastly apparition to join the show. Thanks for the laughs, y'all are awesome.

SquidJuice

2025-08-12 18:03:53 +0000 UTC

Local Uruguayan here just wanted to back up some Latino cultural things mentioned on earlier episodes; Kingston mentioned how Argentina gets a lot of hate from other Latin American countries and he's correct. They are often characterized as being douchy and they are easily the whitest Latin American country due to some complicated history. Also they win at football a lot and that gets people salty. (Uruguay has a tenth of their population and only one less World Cup and one less Copa America victory but you know whose counting). I can tell you from personal experience that my least favorite uncle is from Argentina, and he's a trump voter. Also fun fact Kingston mentioned Concha's and while they are generally used to refer to a type of pastry they are also slang word for pussy around where I'm from.

Sparse Humor

2025-08-12 03:49:43 +0000 UTC

Extra ammo idea: do the Rice purity test. You can do it before hand and discuss your most controversial answers or answer it mid session, there are a lot of questions but they are all yes or no

Majin Helen Keller

2025-08-12 01:49:45 +0000 UTC

Alright guys. Time for family lore because of the Regan talk on the EA, my family all agree to give Regan a pass begrudgingly because he gave my Tata his papers and made him legal. K thanks bye

JulesAdventures

2025-08-11 23:16:20 +0000 UTC

Is it blackface to dress as miles morales for Halloween if you aren’t black (no blackface under the mask)

The Silver Enforcer, Herald of Guslactus Fring

2025-08-11 22:27:05 +0000 UTC

Hello Goldman & Associates. In Episode 346 Sween made and offhand comment about bears being useful pets if we domesticated them, and it manchurian candidate style activated my niche norwegian history knowledge'tism. In the viking age in Scandinavia it was common to raise bear cubs into adulthood and keep them as pets. However, it fell out of fashion because if your bear caused any damage you had to pay for it, plus a hefty fine. Also Norway ran out of bears, there are like 150 bears total in Norway today.

Words that actually have no rhymes 1, Amongst

2025-08-11 21:27:12 +0000 UTC

Yo guys! Youtube changed the profanity stuff for the first few seconds. So go crazy! Sweeny, you can now start the show with as many slurs you want

Gaylactus Devourer of Cocks

2025-08-11 20:58:21 +0000 UTC

Hello friends, fifty dollar patron here. I was wondering what y'alls favorite monster in fiction is? It can be something specific like Nosferatu, or something broad like ghosts.

Usurer Guildmaster

2025-08-11 19:58:31 +0000 UTC

Hello, Derrick and the filthy island dwellers. Not a question, but I would like to impart some knowledge regarding Sweeney’s dogshit eyesight. I remember Sween mentioning he had some form of colorblindness and, of course, his nearsightedness; both are probably products of atavism. Atavism is when an animal is born with an ancient genetic trait that was either dormant or lost. Other examples of atavism include snakes being born with limbs, birds with teeth, whales with hind flippers, and dogs with extra toes. Humans can also be born with tails, fur, extra nipples, and skin patterns, though color blindness, often paired with reduced vision, is the most common condition. I hope y’all found this interesting, and Sween, please get glasses; you stubborn intellectual midget.

I hereby sentence Chris to death by starving turtles

2025-08-11 16:03:23 +0000 UTC

Hey cretins, have you ever gotten your dick sucked by someone with a Wikipedia page? If so how many

DanTheManWithThePants

2025-08-11 14:12:35 +0000 UTC

Hey Trifecta of racism, hearing Chris lie about the Bin Laden meal reminds me of a story. I did 6 years in the army and normally dont talk about it because I didn't enlist to brag, but one story I'll always jump at the opportunity to tell is when I was buying playing cards from a PX on one of the bases we were staying at since I wanted to organize poker games and the joker card, get this, was Bin Laden in a sniper crosshair. Gave it to a buddy of mine who was a former Marine and he keeps it strapped to his helmet at all times.

Carl, Sheen, and Benjimmy Netanyahu

2025-08-11 01:57:35 +0000 UTC

(In Butter's voice) Hey fellers! Writing in just to say, my name is not cause I hate Colin. It was originally ways to kill Young Sheldon, but when Chris asked for everyone to change their names to Colin's. . .I got carried away. Also my name isn't killing Colin, it's Colin killing himself! As Chris has stated before "Colin has been teetering over that edge for a LONG time now. . .". Anyways, Love ya and keep making me 1augh 0ut 1oud at work P.S. - The pfp is actually shot young Sheldon with Colin's head shittily edited on

Young Colin getting shot by Kingdad

2025-08-11 00:51:42 +0000 UTC

Hello fellow degenerates. I have a habbit of making stupid or funny names for games that I play. For example: DadsHotMilk, AbusiveStepDad94, and my all time favorite, my ALT account I used for halo when I got banned was quite literally called IwishIcouldcum. What are some of the worst or shitty names you've used online for games or websites?

Yasiin Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music

2025-08-10 23:01:32 +0000 UTC

Hello, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. My cat almost hanged herself on her collar stuck on a drawer knob a couple months ago and it reminded me of that girls unfortunate dog that you guys couldn’t stop laughing at. My other cat tried to help her do it by dragging her down. Soul wrenching shit to see. She’s ok tho. Alright I’ll hang myself and listen.

Walmart Brand

2025-08-10 22:44:36 +0000 UTC

Hey there yummy thicc thighs, Chris and Sween. In an older episode, Sween talked about wanting to be a rapper when he was young and tried to make some music. His Grandma came down to talk to him about it being an unrealistic goal in life. The question is, can you guess how homosexual and retarded teenage Sweens music was?

Benjamin Netanyahu voice-Master Chief, be aware of the Palestinian threat, they work for the Covenan

2025-08-10 22:15:38 +0000 UTC

Hey Sween I'm curious how you keep your magic table balanced? Do you restrict certain cards or build decks together with certain power levels in mind?

ShoreMcLoving

2025-08-10 20:57:32 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, I'm going back on old episodes and heard you talking shit about the weird design of the N64 controllers, so I figured I'd share some fun info about it. Since the 64 was Nintendo's first step into the 3d world, the company knew this was new ground and that different studios/games would use the controls differently, so they made the 3 prongs to offer different grip combinations; you were never meant to use all 3 prongs, or to use all the buttons for any particular game. Also if you hold it by the external handles, it feels much closer to a SNES controller, making it great for more traditional 2d gameplay

Mongoloid dunking over Shaq, call him Forest Jump

2025-08-10 16:19:04 +0000 UTC

Hey Waltuh, What are your thoughts on the potential idea of the Silver Samurai (the main villain of Wolverine Origins) being a villain in Spider-Man Brand New Day in the form of Silver sable/Martin Li and the Demons? P.S: I don’t think Hugh Hackman is gonna be IN the movie EXACTLY but I DO think the fact that The Credible Hulk (Bcos of his PHD) and The Punisher leaves room for a potential New Wolverine to make an appearance.

The Silver Enforcer, Herald of Guslactus Fring

2025-08-10 09:09:48 +0000 UTC

Got called the N Word at McDonalds. Hello Liquid Chris, Rock Hard Derek, and Naked Sween. I work at McDonalds, and a couple nights ago a very scrawny white nerd said "Okely Dokely Nigerino" when I gave him my food. Mind you I'm not black, I'm Iraqi. When I questioned him on what he said, he audibly went ummm before saying "Neighborino like Ned Flanders." My question is should I have came in his food?

Brandy Hutsell

2025-08-10 08:09:30 +0000 UTC

Salutations Scorched Tar, Moldy Asphalt, and Rancid Gauze, Have you guys seen that new “War of the Worlds” movie starring Ice Cube yelling into a webcam 1.5 hours? It might genuinely be on the worst films ever made, and I’d love an extra ammo review for it

Gay Superman be like Cuz I’m a cocksucker yes I am

2025-08-10 04:48:25 +0000 UTC

Hey Waltuh, Would you guys rather have an endlessly refilling Backpack with snacks, soft drinks, nail clippers, and a spool of string and a bottle of water, a hairbrush OR an endlessly refilling wallet with ONLY dust bunnies flies in it

The Silver Enforcer, Herald of Guslactus Fring

2025-08-09 23:47:37 +0000 UTC

Hello Apathetic, Benevolent, and Demonic Dictators, Listener from day 1, first time patron with a question here. You get the option to become the dictator of earth, but somewhere on earth a cumshot spawns that will slowly but perpetually fly towards your face. If it touches you, you die. You can't box it in or cheat your way out, it will always cum for you. Would you take this option, become whatever dictator you want to be, but forever be remembered as the guy that got bukaked to death? Cheers for the many laughs over the many years.

I'm Blue dabadee dabaDIE

2025-08-09 20:43:04 +0000 UTC

In Episode 347 you guys mentioned "A space pirate rapist!" Could you confirm whether we're talking about a space pirate who happens to also be a rapist or we're talking about a rapist who exclusively rapes space pirates?

The 1st Church of Keith David Presents, NOSferatu The Vlad and the Furious

2025-08-09 20:18:52 +0000 UTC

Hey there, Chris, that Fat Retard with bad takes who nobody likes- no you shut the fuck up! And Sweeny, My question is. Is there an artist who you think put out some of their best albums way later than people think. My favorite singer of all time is Dio, and I argue to this day his best album is "Magica" even though it came out at the end of his career. Stay sexy my beautiful snark tank lads.

MasonTheMetalHead, Mockery of MeggerDeth

2025-08-09 19:33:19 +0000 UTC

Hey Snarky Boys, You have one year to become president or your balls explode (there is no escaping this fate). How do you do this? You’re allowed to work as a team or as individuals. Xoxo

Quentin Dunkaccino

2025-08-09 17:56:21 +0000 UTC

Sup your nijjas Simple question: Everyone and their dad knows what a good penis looks like. But I must ask, what does a good pair of balls look like? Perfect size, color, weight, amount of little bumps, etc. Thanks and be killed verily.

Gym Broboy

2025-08-09 16:52:12 +0000 UTC

Sup my niggas how do we feel about as of the time of writing 4 dildos being thrown on the court at WNBA basketball games. You can currently bet on the color of the next dildo thrown and one guy is currently facing criminal charges for it.

Wake up! Gotta lotta dick to put in mans butt

2025-08-09 16:03:00 +0000 UTC

What’s good Snark Gang, I was recently watching Batman Beyond and it reminded me that Sony cancelled making an animated Batman Beyond movie in the Spider-Verse animation style for producing the Minecraft movie instead. What’s a project for an IP you highly anticipated only for it to fall through. Appreciate you guys

Magneto’s Iron Durag

2025-08-09 03:49:35 +0000 UTC

Knee how entertaining voices while I scream at bad code. A thought occurs, with most of the "wild west" of the internet coming to an end with possibly YouTube included in needing an ID to sign in; do you have any other platforms the show would upload to? Is it even worth it? Is even thinking about this dumb & gay? Either way will probably switch to just patreon viewing if it comes to that cause the last thing I will do is give some fuck ass website my ID to look at cats falling over.

Round_Eyed_Asian sniffing every Vegas apartment to find a speck of SBG essence

2025-08-08 19:57:45 +0000 UTC

To my three favorite LGBTQ+ creators, I wanted to ask a genuine question as a gay viewer. Do you guys know what frotting is? I found out that I was gay later than most and it still took me a while to come across the term, I figured it’s something more exclusive to gay people. Straight people seldom know about it even when they’re hitting the gay-pipe HARD like you guys do with your parodies. btw i miss when you guys were remote with no cameras. This format is too funny and sucks ass

FEMBOYS CURE MALE LONLINESS

2025-08-08 18:12:35 +0000 UTC

Hello Black, Off Black and Band-Aid color. First time, long time. I was curious if you guys have ever had a job or can think of a job that from the outside sounds like a fun or cool job, but is actually fucking awful. I work as a Head Brewer at a brewery and anytime I mention it when someone asks about what I do, they always tell me, "That sounds like a fun job." Its not! Im over worked and grossly underpaid. I have to be a chemist, a brewer, a microbiologist, and engineer, all while being paid under 50k a year. I wouldnt recommend it as a career. Anyway, have a good week and go fuck yourselves.

Jared Fogle Trading in His Jail Bars For Crib Bars

2025-08-08 15:38:01 +0000 UTC

Hey fellers just wanted to shed light on the "odinite" thing Derrick mentioned in episode 346. These people do exist and are really dumb. They believe only people with ancestry in Scandinavia can worship the Norse Gods. They're basically spiritual racists. Anyone can worship the Norse Gods(i do myself) but these idiots try to make it "white culture" and really ruin things for us pagans.

THUGZILLA, powering up with 80k gallons of Malt

2025-08-08 15:15:18 +0000 UTC

I'm sorry, my autistic nerd is really showing with this response. But an episode or 2 ago, you guys were talking about the Transformers Cybertron games. And called it Rise of Cybertron. It is WAR for Cybertron and FALL of Cybertron and also RISE of the Dark Spark. Sorry for being autistic. I just had to get it off my chest.

Gaylactus Devourer of Cocks

2025-08-08 14:56:43 +0000 UTC

Hey there Salt, Pepper, and Paprika. I’m back with another question about rap for Kingston. This July we were blessed with two 10/10 albums IMO: the Clipse album i asked about last time, and Alfredo 2 by Freddie Gibbs and The Alchemist. What’s your take on Freddie Gibbs? Personally I think he’s super underrated in terms of skill.

Lae’zel’s Biggest Simp

2025-08-08 10:51:29 +0000 UTC

On the most recent episode Sween mentioned MASH briefly. I don't know if yall are aware but they had a black character whom they nicknamed "spearchucker" in the show

Goose In A Noose

2025-08-08 06:40:50 +0000 UTC

Hey Sharks, I realized after listening to Derrick's solo episode that it's been forever since I've seen y'all do any content with Bunty Kind. Feel like he would be a great guest to have on the show (as long as Chris isn't too GAY and embarrassed to ask him on). What do y'all think?

DripMH forcing the Snark Crew to play Deltarune at gunpoint

2025-08-08 05:13:12 +0000 UTC

Howdy. In terms of yall dancing around that to call chris' "Clearly black" aunt but she isn't black. That's called "a touch of the tar brush" a racist term that i learned from that convicted super sex forcer aziz ansari.

JulesAdventures

2025-08-08 03:53:38 +0000 UTC

Hey there Pair of Porch Monkeys and a Puerto Ricunt, On a recent episode you guys talked about giving shitty water to babies. That reminded me that the consumption of Mountain Dew is so high in Appalachia (includes West Virginia, parts of Kentucky, Tennessee and North Carolina) these areas, it's been reported that people put Mountain Dew in baby bottles. Public health officials coined the term "Mountain Dew Mouth" due to how jacked up and decayed their teeth are. Just wanted to share and get your thoughts on this. Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles.

Sweeney cums in bowling ball finger holes and puts them back on the rack

2025-08-08 03:46:24 +0000 UTC

Hey Race traitors and bitchless. In Episode 346 you guys were arguing about New York and LA, My question is, when is the Snark Tank New York Special. With Chris’s parents as the guests. I wanna hear Chris’s dad talk about how many asians he slaughtered.

GreyGhost wants to suck Lune’s toes

2025-08-08 02:41:47 +0000 UTC

Greetings Snarkoleptics, first time subscriber here. For context I’m the guy that found/retweeted the fucked up police sketch of Kingston so my question is: What is the biggest effect you’ve unintentionally had on a community? Been listening to you fellas since episode 43 and it’s been amazing every time 🙏

I’m like Benjamin Button but in reverse

2025-08-07 22:23:23 +0000 UTC

Hey, Kevin here. I want to know if Kingston is available for a meetup at my Spacey Estate. Just him, none of you. I, Kevin Spacey, just really want to meet and even touch Kingston.

Kevin Spacey

2025-08-07 21:14:03 +0000 UTC

Greetings Snarkettes. Not a question but a pitch: For an extra ammo, you should do a tournament-style bracket with all of your strange characters that has spawned from your corrupted minds fighting each other to see which one is the most powerful/diabolical. You could have characters such as, Kingston's Dad, Netanyahu, Perfect Colin, Majin Micah, etc. Could be a fun episode to do. Smell ya later fruitcakes!

The JK in JK Rowling stands for Jigantic Kunt

2025-08-07 20:28:24 +0000 UTC

Sup, fags. Why does underwear and shoes with no socks feel more naked than no clothes at all?

Siona's Fat Fucking Girl Cock

2025-08-07 17:07:07 +0000 UTC

Real question. Is there a reason to ask questions when there is already 162 questions in the thread?

pp. whoever named the milky way galaxy fucking botched it

2025-08-07 14:39:12 +0000 UTC

Yo kingston and the other two I guess What are your thoughts on the Absolute Universe? Absolute Batman is absolute peak for sure, they made Bruce a 6'9, 421lbs wall of meat for no reason and I love it

Adam Ruins Everything vs Sheldon Cooper

2025-08-07 12:27:17 +0000 UTC

Hello Snark Boys! I know I’m gettin’ greedy writing in again but I thought it was important to inform you three about the existence of the IDF’s “Sperm Retrieval Unit”. Apparently, after a married IDF solider dies in battle the IDF will send in people to go in and retrieve the sperm from the corpse and preserve it for the widow. Actual insanity.

Sam “Porter” Bitches.

2025-08-07 09:49:17 +0000 UTC

Kingston upload more videos on your channel you stupid bitch mwah

Winamp - It Really Whips the Llamas Ass

2025-08-07 05:40:24 +0000 UTC

Hello Majin Buu, Super Buu, and Kid Buu! You know how the Dragon Ball Z movies used a lot of licensed music, I was wondering if there were any particular songs that you originally heard from those movies that stuck with you?

groggo doggo

2025-08-07 05:08:00 +0000 UTC

hello Fortnite, Balls, and I'm Gay, what are some pieces of media or other entertainment from your childhood that feel like total pipe dreams? for me, the fred figglehorn movies with John Cena playing Fred's dad are still absolutely insane

intentionally raising several children so that they have their left and right switched up

2025-08-07 03:30:47 +0000 UTC

this is actually crazy😭😭

intentionally raising several children so that they have their left and right switched up

2025-08-07 03:23:58 +0000 UTC

Salutations my favorite Oreo that’s all ends, Have you seen that right-wing dude on twitter who crashed out cause his friend “killed himself due to being attracted to BBC” and is now using this to spread great replacement conspiracies?

I’m Jimmy Olsen😏

2025-08-06 23:09:34 +0000 UTC

Heyyyy 3 voices in my head, recently my friend broke up with her boyfriend because he was an ultra gooner. To give you an idea of how bad it was, he ignored her the night of their anniversary to jerk off all night (literally not exaggerating) while she was waiting for him to pick her up so they can spend the night together this was the final straw after he previously also requested to watch porn while they were intimate and asked her to tell him that she perfered n word (hard R) dick over his while they were intimate. So with all that my question is how blinded by love or any other emotion have you been and did it lead to any funny stories?

Cheating on my wife for ten years of prime 2009 LeBron

2025-08-06 21:24:13 +0000 UTC

What do you guys think was the worst episode or bit you’ve done in the past year? I think the first Snark Tank episode i watched was the Wu Kong one last August, so thanks for a year of making me giggle and jiggle

Towers

2025-08-06 20:05:03 +0000 UTC

Anyone chance you chowderheads can get OneyNG, Tomar and/or Corey spazkid on the pod?

Goose In A Noose

2025-08-06 18:23:23 +0000 UTC

Sup big guys at the table. August marks a full year on this planet for me so i thought maybe i should shoot another question as a sort of gift to myself. Whats a job you'd never take no matter how dire your circumstances become. I've mentioned being a student welder in a previous question thread and i have considered underwater welding for possible employment, but i think the risk heavily outways the pay. Thanks for all the laughs gents I've been needing it alot.

Some Guy

2025-08-06 17:26:35 +0000 UTC

Hello to my favorite diversity quota crew! Do yall do anything in the real world to immerse yourself more into the games you play? For example, when I play elder scrolls games, I read the dialog options I choose out loud, and only take a sip from my beer when my character is able to drink a beer in the game world

Mongoloid dunking over Shaq, call him Forest Jump

2025-08-06 17:17:51 +0000 UTC

I dont have any questions so take this dumb shit [To the tune of One Beer by MFDOOM] There's only one queer left Fappers be creamin in our ears till we're deaf Jelq me, fuck my ass till I'm disabled Cockslap the other rappers and suck em under the table Fuck you

Chieftain Cigarello

2025-08-06 15:11:00 +0000 UTC

Hey guys. Since the topic of the u.s. supporting israel has come up a lot lately, i've been wondering about other things that I typically would buy/support, but can't wholeheartedly with the knowledge that they do heinous shit. For example, spotify providing nearly limitless music for dirt cheap, but the ceo uses the money to fund AI weapons development; or how the snark tank provides great content multiple times a week, but sweeny buys gay ass magic cards with your money. Anyways my question is this: what things do you want to purchase/support, but they have some unfortunate caveat that is beyond your control?

sweeny, im sorry i called your magic cards gay

2025-08-06 15:04:59 +0000 UTC

What’s up bosmer, orsimer, and Redguard. I have something deeply important that needs addressing. Derrick, you are a fucking idiot. LA is not dense in the slightest. It has 7000 people per square mile. NYC has nearly 30,000 people per square mile. The problem with LA is that it isnt dense enough and there are limited viable alternatives to driving. This is what makes LA worse than cities like New York, Boston, DC, Philly, and most other cities around the world. Chris was right and you’re retarded

White Kingston violently raping king dad

2025-08-06 12:08:06 +0000 UTC

Hi stinkies! Just wanted to write in while I’m fresh off listening to ep 344, specifically in reference to the segment where you talked about having zero autonomy over the AC as a kid. Growing up in the sweltering Las Vegas heat with a stingy dad was CRAZY he once let us turn the AC on to a mere 82 degrees WHEN IT WAS 95-100 DEGREES OUTSIDE like damn why did this mf lowkey hate us Is there anything you remember your caretakers doing that you can’t fathom doing now as adults?

I genuinely don’t think Kingston has ever had sex

2025-08-06 06:57:42 +0000 UTC

Hey Gay, Gayer, and WHITE MAN, What are you guys hoping to get out of the next Mass Effect game? Shepard returning? Another big bad like the reapers? Big Booty women? The ability to be a womanizer?

Benjamin Netanyahu voice-Master Chief, be aware of the Palestinian threat, they work for the Covenan

2025-08-06 04:33:24 +0000 UTC

hello fathers and mother. i was recently aproached by a homeless woman while whereing my brand new autistic and afraid shirt. she walked up read my shirt and asked what it ment to me. in my sate of befudlement i simply responded, "its my general state of being i guess. she then procceded to talk to me about her autistict nephew and ended with asking me if "they" had found a way to fix that yet. all that to ask what is the strangest encounter yall have had due to what you were wearing.

the condom cummer

2025-08-06 03:29:33 +0000 UTC

Hey Nappy, Spiccilo, and Friezer with the hard R. Quick question. Can Shenron say the N word?

Shoot ropes man. He's like Spider-Man but... You know

2025-08-06 03:00:08 +0000 UTC

Hello Rogue, bard and paladin Recent (and almost all) American history has shown that elections are a heavily flawed way of deciding who is is in power and I think in order to move forward, we need to come up with someting better. What new method should our country use to find a new leader? (bloodsport, ddr tournament, twerk off, etc.)

fucking my IPhone with my perfectly USB C sized micropenis

2025-08-06 01:00:34 +0000 UTC

What’s your favorite band(s) that had a really short run. I would consider 3 albums or less to be the criteria. Mine are Audioslave, New Medicine (only their debut album tho, their follow up was awful), and SILVER BULLET. Thanks for the laughs

Majin Helen Keller

2025-08-05 23:38:31 +0000 UTC

Hello black rhino, elfish twink and Derek. As a shithead 16 year old I loved sitting at my desk for 12 hours a day playing monster hunter. Thankfully I’m reformed and came to the realization that the game is abysmal dog shit. Regardless, at the time I sat and played with my school friends (who happened to be black) me, pasty as fuck and kinda retarded I could not pronounce the names of the creatures for the fucking life of me. Unfortunately we came upon a dragon named “nergigante” which I proceeded to pronounce hard r gante. anyway they weren’t too pleased, so my question for you folks is have you ever mistakenly pronounced something wrong or had a Freudian slip which has lead to a bad situation or funny one? P.S keep pushing, thank you guys for the four years or something of cancer and autism you guys make working security way more interesting and keep me from putting the barrel in my mouth, cheers.

Jordan vs 20 wiggers Peterson

2025-08-05 21:48:29 +0000 UTC

With the oncoming fall of the American empire, let's say we suddenly become un-countried. Who would you rather be the ones to take us over? I think it would be neat if it was Jamaica run by King Kingston's Dad.

Reporting from the Anchorage anti Putin and Trump rally NGL the vibe in Alaska is ominous right now

2025-08-05 21:32:59 +0000 UTC

Salutations my three favorite man children. I just rewatched the classic Disney film “The Brave Little Toaster” the other night and unlocked a childhood memory. About half way through the movie, the Toaster has a nightmare…and holy fuck that scene is legitimately terrifying, I don’t care what age you are. I was immediately taken back to my childhood years and recalled how much this scene freaked me out as a child. What nightmare inducing media traumatized you when you were young, and stuck with you for years? Sincerely, Objectively your best Trans Fem listener - Lily

There’s microplastics in your balls

2025-08-05 20:23:39 +0000 UTC

Hey Tinskin, Wireback and Clanker. You are given the opportunity to send away all republicans (and establishment democrats too) to a fictional universe, where do you send them and why? I would send them to Marvel's Cancerverse Also, where the commentary track?

Green Gobblins Greasy Gunt

2025-08-05 20:05:43 +0000 UTC

Any of you watch Nick Mullens stand up special on his youtube? It’s very good I highly recommend

Hammer Game

2025-08-05 19:46:12 +0000 UTC

Does the domanatrix I paid to spit in my mouth, count as my first kiss?

Alex Akira

2025-08-05 19:44:22 +0000 UTC

Is Gruntilda from the Banjo Kazooie series retroactively racist for naming her sentinent garbage grinder "Clanker" or is she just a product of the culture she grew up in?

Nicholas Brilhart

2025-08-05 19:30:48 +0000 UTC

My money is on Sween

Mel Blanc screaming in real fear

2025-08-05 19:24:44 +0000 UTC

Hey bigguns, this question is directed at all of you simultaneously. If your co-hosts were hanging out at your place, and you accidentally walked into your bathroom while one of them was in there, and caught them with their cock in your sink, pissing, how would you react?

It’s Angela

2025-08-05 19:21:04 +0000 UTC

Who do you guys think published the other newer question post?

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

2025-08-05 19:09:10 +0000 UTC

Hello you three. With some many bangers coming out in gaming this year, there’s still a lot to look forward to. Whats the game you guys are genuinely looking forward to this year? Things keep getting announced left and right and for me PAC-man world 2 shot up highest on the list real fast.

Lizurd

2025-08-05 19:06:55 +0000 UTC

Yo big Dawgs, If you could induce a person to shit to their belly like a baby with a backwards diaper, who would you pick and when/where?

Jelqing but for Girth

2025-08-05 19:05:18 +0000 UTC

Howdy you gaggle of faggles, after the naked gun blowing me away by actually being good, I have to recommend a show called Children's Hospital if you haven't seen it. It is the same style of humor as naked gun, but instead of cop dramas it's a parody of hospital dramas. Some of my favorite bits from any show are in it. It's currently on Amazon. Chris and Derrick especially would enjoy how stupid it is. Cheers.

Joshua Fraddosio, please wake up. we miss you.

2025-08-05 15:47:40 +0000 UTC

Hola Fuck, Faggot and Fart You’ve all heard “don’t meet your hero’s” do you have any stories similar? I met a niche community “celebrity” at an event and he was a total ass, probably one of the worst people ive met, ever.

Clark

2025-08-05 15:41:24 +0000 UTC

Heyo my fellow clean black family, aside from chris, he looks like he has cheeto dust on his hands constantly. This question is for derrick to show our bulged, bug eyed, gay, black man some appreciation. Since you are someone whomst has an injured testicle, and since most folk have two entire testicles, do you think its a 50/50 chance that they both take shared damage or do you think one takes more, generally, like a shitty crit? If you have time, for chris and sweeny, ive been watching chris since his icon video days and you both have made me grow into a terrible person, thank you so much :3. Have a good day y'all

BuddhistJihadiSamsaraAwaits

2025-08-05 15:25:24 +0000 UTC

Wild work

Batman Beyond is amazing. WB needs to burn

2025-08-05 14:51:45 +0000 UTC

Hello "eats to much pussy" "doesn't eat enough pussy" and "Selfish". With all the new rules I see in highschools across this crack rock of a nation I fell like the last chopper out of nam graduating HS in 2019. My question is would you be able to survive this current era of HS? with student IDs that you have to scan literally ever place you would go in the school. I know I could not I'm far to mischievous.

Batman Beyond is amazing. WB needs to burn

2025-08-05 14:50:54 +0000 UTC

A quick hypothetical for you fellas, the early roman republic had two presidents called consuls. if we had to vote both people in during the election (one democrat and one republican) which two would you pick to share the whitehouse together? (Btw they DO have to share the bed)

Kingstons dad picking up a gay little beetle off the ground 'Kingson, my child, look! A delicious morsel!' as he feeds it to him

2025-08-05 14:48:54 +0000 UTC

Just saw Chris's doppelganger at a Dunkin Donuts in Florida (I live there, help me) and I had to triple take that it wasn't the real Chris coming to verify my Patreon subscription, or else he'd kill me.

A Nuclear Powered Toaster

2025-08-05 11:50:08 +0000 UTC

What do you think would happen, if you pinned down Trump in front of the cameras and just.. fucked him in the ass? Asking for a friend.

Spongegnob Squarenuts

2025-08-05 09:50:25 +0000 UTC

Hey guys You all made me buy expedition 33 even though i generally dont play turn based rpgs and It is very good but my question is have you ever been influenced into buying a game that you were 100% skipping due, to an external source such as a review or otherwise.

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

2025-08-05 08:46:21 +0000 UTC

Hey boyos. Once me and my girlfriend at the time were getting ready to 69. She went to the bathroom and came back and we got into position. I look up and I see unwiped shit on her asshole. It completely killed my boner but I powered through it because I didn't want her to feel bad.

🎵I wanna knowww, have you ever seen the gayyy 🎵

2025-08-05 08:38:57 +0000 UTC

Hello bitch,ass, and hoe. My username is a reference to a very old patron and I'm confused how I was able to snag this in the first place. My question is this: what's a funniest producer-tier or general patreon member that you guys can remember? I remember I was in a silent library in college when I heard the original PPGMD's username and I burst out laughing. Thanks for getting me through college and covid! Also Sweeney, kys (keep yourself safe).

PolioPussyGotMeDisabled

2025-08-05 07:04:03 +0000 UTC

What's your process of choosing questions? Is this like Sacred symbols where we have to glaze you boys by telling you how much we "appreciate all the work you do" to get our questions read? (Seriously it's EVERY question colin reads) Or is it just what you guys find interesting? Do you skip the ones that are very clearly someone trying too hard to be funny/random? Because the track record for questions is astoundingly good

Sweens Resident Evil arms (ep 67 1'29'15)

2025-08-05 06:23:51 +0000 UTC

Im scared to ask, is your name a real thing?

Fant ast fourious

2025-08-05 06:08:45 +0000 UTC

Hey neighbors, The ghost of Stan Lee appears in front of you and demands a comic book idea. What do you got?

Great-Four-Five

2025-08-05 05:25:26 +0000 UTC

Recently you guys talked about Enter The Matrix, I played the game as a kid but didnt see the movie until I was an adult and until you guys mentioned it being a black woman and Asian guy I genuinely thought I was playing as Keanu and Carrie-Anne Moss. My question is what crazy/stupid false memories did you guys have until adulthood?

Winamp - It Really Whips the Llamas Ass

2025-08-05 05:13:54 +0000 UTC

Hello my friends (not actually my friends at all). Listener from the beginning, first time write in. If you could pick a comic book character who has not gotten a movie or appeared in one to get a movie, who would you choose? If you want, you guys can pick a villain to pair with them as well. PS when I listen to the pod in my car, sometimes the radio station will change from my Bluetooth to FM transmitter to a Christian radio station. Its always very jarring when that happens

Paladin Of Pain

2025-08-05 05:13:27 +0000 UTC

If you were to die and regenerate as someone else who would you reincarnate as. You'd still have the same personality and thoughts, but just a different exterior

The Snark Tank is sponsored by Big Ugly Bitches

2025-08-05 02:15:37 +0000 UTC

What’s up pillow biters, Can we get an in-depth, detailed account of Derrick’s mugging? Where in Florida was it? How many assailants were there? I assume you didn’t call the cops cuz you didn’t want to get shot. Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Sweeney cums in bowling ball finger holes and puts them back on the rack

2025-08-05 00:18:13 +0000 UTC

Hey gaybies, real simple one for you. What is your most foul/disturbing/disgusting experience at work? A few years ago a customer left a snail trail of shit about 20 feet long leading towards the bathroom. Customer have also left filled diapers and bottles full of piss on their tables. For reference I work in a restaurant.

Thiccgod

2025-08-04 23:57:13 +0000 UTC

yo whens your birthday we are almost the exact same age

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

2025-08-04 23:52:15 +0000 UTC

2nded

Steph’s Cum Slut

2025-08-04 23:44:18 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, Been watching Chris and Derrick since 2016 and I’m about to turn 22. Thanks for the almost a decade of laughs you guys have given me. Anyways my question is, do you guys have any covers that you enjoy that are a different genre from the original? One of my favorites is System Of A Downs cover of the song Shame On A Homie by Wu-Tang Clan. Hearing Serj scream the N-Word never fails to make me smile. Love Y’all.

Steph’s Cum Slut

2025-08-04 23:09:35 +0000 UTC

what's the craziest hobby/fixation a friend or partner did? my gay boyfriend's idea of a relaxing night in is using a district-drawing simulator to gerrymander different US states in order to see how one-sided he can make them and it baffles me because like dude my bussy is RIGHT HERE anyway love the show keep being gay :^)

twink hole twink hole little star

2025-08-04 22:39:09 +0000 UTC

Salutations fellow autistic goobers. What is the craziest sports injury you've ever heard of or witnessed? In 2012 a former NHL player injured his back whilst eating pancakes.

Goose In A Noose

2025-08-04 21:43:00 +0000 UTC

What’s up fluffer, nutter, and Derek?What do you guys think of call of duty zombies? You don’t like multiplayer and I agree generally, but I think zombies is a really good game, albeit held back by COD. Chris, what could they take from GOW2 horde mode to win you over?

Guys ken levine is a producer on the first season of cheers

2025-08-04 21:26:36 +0000 UTC

Knee how Gaslighter, Casually Horny, and living Spoilercast. Was good enough to start being read last time so round 2. Is there anything you guys genuinely enjoy taking part in but can't stand for extended periods of time? For example I love VR and the games that it has graced us with but playing anything longer that 15 minutes and I will throw up the cum I slurped down beforehand.

Round_Eyed_Asian sniffing every Vegas apartment to find a speck of SBG essence

2025-08-04 21:18:19 +0000 UTC

Would you have sex with man butt if it auto-jelqed your penis real big?

Absolute Horse Piss

2025-08-04 20:10:45 +0000 UTC

To the 3 voices in my head, What's a music mashup you really like? There's an amazing one that washes up War what is it good for, YMCA, and Girls just wanna have fun. It's pure music autism

Jelqing but for Girth

2025-08-04 20:08:08 +0000 UTC

Buenos dias Gordito Amigos! In an earlier episode, you guys talked briefly about flanderization, and it got me thinking. Do you think there are any examples of flanderization of characters working for the better? For me I would consider the cast of It's Always Sunny to be heavily flanderized by S4 but some of the funniest episodes came from that period of time after. Have a good one gaybois

Patreon has Ubisoft tier shitty customer service

2025-08-04 19:54:30 +0000 UTC

Hello My Third-Favorite Three-Named Puerto Rican who writes music and Friends, Have you seen that right-wing dude on twitter who crashed out cause his friend “killed himself due to being attracted to BBC” and is now using this to spread great replacement conspiracies?

I’m Jimmy Olsen😏

2025-08-04 19:44:49 +0000 UTC

Hey guys, I just got back from Costco. Just saw for a lack of a better word, a retard that was humping the hydroflask display. Needless to say, you should remember to disinfect anything of that sort when you buy it. I guess I feel like telling y'all becuase it felt like a more tame version of what Derrick saw with the testicle man.

Gaylactus Devourer of Cocks

2025-08-04 19:15:40 +0000 UTC

Boys, When you hear a shitty song that has an annoyingly walking speed BPM, do you attempt to step off beat or do you say fuck it and stride all gay-like? Am I autistic for not wanting to appear to like a shitty song? Thanks for recommending Filth, Derrick. Shit fucking slams.

Jordan Peterson’s 10-minute rendition of the Joker Baby monologue

2025-08-04 19:06:18 +0000 UTC

So, I have this friend who was committed of a crime that they never committed. How would they get out of said conviction? Asking for a friend.

Kevin Spacey

2025-08-04 18:32:34 +0000 UTC

Hello Snarks, do you think that if humans had monkey tails like saiyans, that ladies would shave their tails. Kind of like shaving their legs. I can't get the image of people walking around with hairless, noodle appendages attached to their backs out of my mind.

Lame Braim

2025-08-04 17:45:31 +0000 UTC

Howdy, you botched projects. I was thinking about this one YouTube channel I watch on occasion by the name of Vagrant Holiday. He made videos about trespassing into dangerous places, like a prison island, Tijuana, etc. Apparently he stopped making videos a couple years ago and pretty much dropped off the face of the earth. It got me wondering, what's a channel that you enjoyed watching, that stopped making shit at pretty much the right time? The kind of channel that you'd continue watching like nothing happened if they just started uploading again.

Mel Blanc screaming in real fear

2025-08-04 17:14:08 +0000 UTC

Hey weiners I was wondering with all the delays happening with gta it's got me thinking is it time for gta 4 remastered? Thanks for everything

senior spicyweiner

2025-08-04 17:07:11 +0000 UTC

Hey Gooners, thought I’d actually remember to ask a question. Been playing a ton of Marvel Rivals, and I recently found out that the character Luna Snow is actually NOT from Marvel Comics but is the OC creation of one of the producers for a seperate mobile game. Not only that but she gets consistent, unnecessary buffs when she’s already a high tier character, and recently got a swim suit skin with her entire cakes out. My question is what are some instances you can think of where developers show clear favoritism towards something in their game, whether it’s a character, class, weapon, etc?

Semen Flow by Pearl Jizz

2025-08-04 16:46:31 +0000 UTC

Hello my parasocial lightning rods Have any of you guys ever ran towards danger selflessly before? Like a car accident, a raging fire, or someone screaming "HE NUTTED ON MY LEGG!" If one of y'all have, how did that go? Did you massively fuck it up like that one Spider-Man 3 QTE or is it too traumatizing to talk about? In both cases I would love to hear about it.

I'm the Elmer Fudd of sexual assault.

2025-08-04 16:37:28 +0000 UTC

Hello Snapple and Two Yoohoos. At least four episodes ago y'all talked about what Anime has had the biggest cultural impact. Now although Dragonball is super popular in the west and Latin America, Indonesian Protesters have started to use the Strawhat Jollyroger from One Piece to protest their current government. So much so that now flying that flag is considered an act of treason. I think now is One Piece's cultural renaissance

blood eagle Sweeney for any minor inconvenience

2025-08-04 16:26:13 +0000 UTC

Hello, my favorite little gays. With all this news about the Epstein List, it makes me wonder what famous characters do you think would be on it if they were real? For instance, do you think Lex Luthor would be on the list? Thanks for the many years of psychic damage you’ve given me, keep it up.

Cockweed

2025-08-04 16:18:56 +0000 UTC

What’s the biggest self own you’ve dealt yourself? Had a big fuck up and need to feel better about it so naturally hearing abt others failures will help

Butt what is it good for Absolutely nuttin

2025-08-04 16:07:06 +0000 UTC

Hello, slurs. Been subbed since the Zack episode. This past weekend, I made my very pregnant wife laugh so hard while she was drinking a Baja Blast that she went from spitting it out of her mouth from laughter to it shooting out of her nose. She legit couldn't breathe properly for a little bit. The moment swiftly went from hilarious to genuinely worrying. Has there ever been a moment where you made someone laugh at such poor timing that you were briefly worried about their health?

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

2025-08-04 16:03:13 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, give me an all time moment of cringe that you think back on that makes you want to blast your brain juice out your noggin?

Patches

2025-08-04 16:01:47 +0000 UTC

I can’t stop thinking about the “prank” Chris and Sween made up where you put your limp penis in someone’s nostril and get erect. It’s been years.

Sandy Hooked on a feeling

2025-08-04 15:52:05 +0000 UTC

Long time sub, infrequent asker here. Not a question but a massive recommendation for Derrick; a massive fan project dropped at the end of July after 11 years of development: a completely hand-drawn 2D DBZ fighting game made entirely in Mugen in the style of late 90s Capcom (Think Darkstalkers/MvC 2/Alpha 3/etc) Game's called Hyper Dragon Ball Z: Wicked Ambition and zero hyperbole it's the most loving tribute to both Toriyama's work and 90's Capcom I've ever seen, and cherry on top, your boy Johnathan Young did the main theme. https://youtu.be/X_mE1be7ZFw?si=EsU6CIKi6fI8WCFv Please check this shit out or I'm kicking the chair

Brenden Frasier

2025-08-04 15:38:48 +0000 UTC

Hey buddy ole pals. This question will be geared more toward Chris and Sween. Me and my girlfriend are planning to visit New York for a week next year as a vacation. It’ll probably be sometime in the fall. So I NEED to know, what’re the best places to get pizza. I’m not exactly sure where we’ll stay yet so just fire away with recommendations. I need to know why NY pizza is so highly coveted. Thanks and Derrick, I miss our long nights baby.

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

2025-08-04 15:34:56 +0000 UTC

Chris, have you found your remote?

DB

2025-08-04 15:21:35 +0000 UTC

Hey. Kevin here. I've watched this show many times and just wanted to say that I love it. I, Kevin Spacey, love the Snark Tank and Kingston is my personal favorite boy.

Kevin Spacey

2025-08-04 15:12:28 +0000 UTC

A question for Sween ONLY Explain in like 2 sentences, how in the world are you remotely a “good” person?

H-7M

2025-08-04 15:01:20 +0000 UTC

Me grook. Me ask short question to disabled cavemen. Favorite obscure YouTuber? Grook out. Off to die from Mycobacterium tuberculosis

EnigmaKiwi

2025-08-04 14:52:32 +0000 UTC

Sup, champions of the jackal god Set. Who would y'all throw into a time portal to the future where your rule is law? (Samurai Jack style) Honestly I would throw Some oil tycoon or something to slow down global warming and give the earth a chance.

Morbius but steals melanin

2025-08-04 14:52:12 +0000 UTC

Hello to the ancient tribunal of autism my question is what high acclaimed game genre/setting can you just not get into no matter what you try? for me, i cant get into cyberpunk no matter how many times i try it. that world is too depressing and dystopian, and it just turns me off from ever wanting to experience it.

Kingstein sending 100 billion dollars to israel

2025-08-04 14:46:55 +0000 UTC

Fuck

The Snark Tank is sponsored by Big Ugly Bitches

2025-08-04 14:37:11 +0000 UTC

I take a lot of joy in being the 69th question asked on the thread. That being said, what is the most disappointed you've ever been in somebody? I live in New Hampshire and there was a neo-Nazi march on our state capital yesterday and no one seems to be particularly bothered by it. Most of the response I have seen to it is just people saying "well, I don't agree with it but it is their freedom of speech". In addition to that our Governor Kelly Ayotte, has been absolutely silent about it. I genuinely don't understand how people are so passive about this, it's beyond exhausting and disappointing. Thank you for being an island of sanity, I feel like I've been losing my mind with the normalization of shit like this.

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

2025-08-04 14:35:06 +0000 UTC

Hey two nipples and a pepperoni sized mole, I have a wrestling question. I completely understand Hulk Hogan’s career was severely tainted, and while his contributions were significant, it doesn’t erase the damage. That said, while I respect and agree with most mocking him, idk how to feel about people saying he's in hell rotting with Chris Benoit. Im white, so i can’t completely say my opinion is valid. Does it sound too harsh, or am I not giving enough scorn?

Masonic

2025-08-04 14:27:20 +0000 UTC

Give me a reason not to do it

Kingston Jamison

2025-08-04 14:21:14 +0000 UTC

Hello my fellow slurs. Is there something that you do habitually that makes you question if you have a mental disability?

I'm gonna cum in MY ass

2025-08-04 14:02:45 +0000 UTC

You know how they’ve brought up a bunch that their fans are not their friends, and at a certain point the “jokes” are just a bit much, and parasocial? I think you’ve crossed that line, your name is an insult to him, and your comment has like another 4. This is a bit over the top.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

2025-08-04 13:59:14 +0000 UTC

howdy my good friends. who is most likely to touch or mess with something radioactive by accident and who on purpose? thanks

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

2025-08-04 13:54:06 +0000 UTC

Greetings hunchback and the other two. If a new video game were to come out that you would consider absolutely perfect for you, what would it be? Mine would be a pirate game akin to AC: Black Flag but using the nemesis system (RIP) to generate unique pirate/naval captains and their ships/crews. It could be in a Pirates of the Carribean style world so it could be the real world but with supernatural shit going on so your character and ship could return from the depths of death like Talion in SoM. My dream game for sure, also in my opinion the best idea I’ve ever had.

A 3rd-rate duelist with a 4th-rate deck.

2025-08-04 13:36:28 +0000 UTC

My dog is raping me help. Follow up, do you think Buzzfeed and those like it is straight up mostly to blame for Trump getting elected.

Purposely running over butterfly’s when mowing

2025-08-04 13:27:02 +0000 UTC

Hello, Christopher Raymond Gunther, The U.S Secretary of the Gays, and Uncle Tom Sweeney. What's the best or craziest concert experience you've ever had? For me, I was front row for a Slipknot show and it was absolutely insane. I was so close to the stage I could have touched Corey Taylor. I didn't of course because that's weird and I'm not gay, I swear! Love you all so much.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2025-08-04 13:17:20 +0000 UTC

What if your penis had joints like a finger? That could be cool

wacky racists

2025-08-04 13:16:16 +0000 UTC

Hello my beautiful batty men. I recently achieved the Platinum Trophy in Marvel Rivals which fucking sucked. There were some achievements that required me to do needlessly tedious and damn near impossible feats, such as killing 3 people with with one use of Wolverine's DOGSHIT POOPY BUTT Ult. So instead of doing this legitimately, I forced three of my friends into a Doom Match lobby and just farmed achievements on them completely killing their mood to play that day, but I still got the trophy. Have you ever forced your friends against their wishes to do something to your benefit before, or anything similar?

theres an actual PDFILE on the patreon its username is aoc drinking bernies cum hes in every comment section defending trump

2025-08-04 13:12:39 +0000 UTC

Greeting from Halloween horror nights, Creature from the BLACK! lagoon, invisible man (but with Chris’s glasses), and Dracula in a Ghost shirt! I’ve been getting back into gaming lately, I had to sell the ps4 during the pandemic and I own a Mac so at least I have lies of P! But got a ps5 and been banging through what I missed, crushed all three dooms and did a run through Fallout and Skyrim and WAY WAY to much Dishonored and Dishonored 2. My question this month is what is your favorite horror movie or series? Doesn’t have to be strictly scary. Mine would be the “local 58” or “Gemini Home Entertainment” that analog horror keeps me up at night but I just can’t ever look away! Much love and have a happy early spooky season!

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

2025-08-04 13:10:26 +0000 UTC

Sup my voluptuous non-hetoro men. A couple of episodes you guys mentioned a bit where Trump was shitting up his back and it reminded of a crazy story. My mom works for a dry cleaners, and at midnight the secret service came in with 3 suits that belonged to Trump and they needed to be clean before he left the state. My mom's friend and boss agreed to do it even though they were already closed but they couldn't turn down a opportunity like that. (This was during his previous presidency) My mom's friend took the suit apart and when she grabbed the tie and it felt greasy in the back. She turned it around and it was covered spaghetti noodles and sauce. She instantly wanted to throw up but since she didn't eat anything, she was gagging like crazy. Also in the corner of her eye she could see the secret service laughing at her, implying this isn't the first time this has happened. Her friend is the the manger of the cleaners and has told me that was the most nasties job she has ever done and showed me screenshots of the security footage to of the secret service coming in if I had any doubts of her story.

Shannon Sharpe is Tom Sweeney's therapist

2025-08-04 13:08:49 +0000 UTC

Hello Snap, Crackle, and Pop, If your corporeal form was transmogrified into a 2D shape, what two-dimensional shape would you be?

Roadside Piss Bottle

2025-08-04 12:57:43 +0000 UTC

Hello people, “people” and Sween. In the Snarktank cinematic universe, what genre of films would you give your various characters, and what crossovers could we expect?

Chris the kinda n’hwa to install falmer nudemods

2025-08-04 12:38:12 +0000 UTC

Hi 2 gays and a retarded fat fuck that can't read (sweeny). What's an old game that you keep going back too from your early childhood 6-8 years old. I keep going back to a game called jade cocoon 2 for the ps2 it's a weird lil game that I won't bore you with explaining. Have a nice day except for you sweeny i reported you to ice, under 500 different names

Conan O'Brien starring as Kingstons penis

2025-08-04 12:37:55 +0000 UTC

Heya, Geeks and Gaylords Have you all considered inviting Bunty King on the show at any point? To my knowledge it’s been a long while since any of you’ve done content with him, and I’d love to see y’all interact again.

DripMH forcing the Snark Crew to play Deltarune at gunpoint

2025-08-04 12:37:28 +0000 UTC

Hello kind funny and lovable queers. Yesterday I ended up blacking out from drinking for the first time in my life at my dad’s 50th birthday party . I’m 22 and have done some stupid shit so it’s wild to have it only happen now. Do you all remember your first time black out and what lead you to getting that fucked up?

tune of magic by bob, ive got the faggot in me, every time i touch a cock it throbs and it grows

2025-08-04 12:36:25 +0000 UTC

Hello Chis, Derrick and the cosmic horror residing in Sween's tooth gap. You get one fairy god parent wish, but "Da Rules" apply, so no: - Killing, maiming or injuring - Cheating a competition or lottery - Messing with another person's heart - Wishing for breakfast after 10:30am - etc... (excluding rules that would make you ineligible ofc) What are you wishing for?

Beating my meat (with hammers)

2025-08-04 12:30:05 +0000 UTC

Hello goofs, long time non-watcher here! This is more for Chris and Derek, but feel free to add Sweeney if you partake in any creative pursuits as well. Q: How do you guys structure out your time for your passions/hobbies? I have a lot of things I want to do (e.g. learn various instruments, turntable-ism, songwriting, book writing, improve my singing, and a lot more), but constantly find myself never having the time to do them and not feeling satisfied when I do. I'm currently vacillating between whether I should be scheduling my interests better or is it me just not adopting the right mindset. Keep up the slack guys! You guys have always given me respite during my trials and tribulations.

Stan Lee Harvey Oswald

2025-08-04 12:26:57 +0000 UTC

What's a worse deformity: swapping places between your arms and legs, or having a backwards head?

Rat Beef Sandwich

2025-08-04 12:24:29 +0000 UTC

How's it Going Joel (Or Mike), Tom Servo, and Crow T. Bat? I've noticed Chris himself has done some voice acting role for Solid JJ and was curious if Chris was ever planning on doing more roles and/or if Derrick or Kingston thought of doing the same? PS Chris, when are you continuing the best games of the year tier list? and when you do 2017 can you put Night in the woods on that tier list?

PleoTCA

2025-08-04 12:19:54 +0000 UTC

Hey Beautiful men, A hypothetical for you. You are backed into a 90 degree corner and there are infinite 7 year olds running at you from all remaining angles attempting to end your life. They are staggered, perhaps 5 metres between each. How many 7 year olds are you ending the young life of before you succumb to your demise? Keep up the good work, the Irishman in your dm’s x

My Mum’s labour duration would agree it’s huge

2025-08-04 12:09:31 +0000 UTC

Hello twink beetle, otter beetle, and bear beetle. My question is for Chris. Have you ever done any formal improv or comedy training? I ask because while riffing you terd to be a bit more structured than the other boys. (Fleshing out your characters, utilization of callbacks , etc) This is no shade to Kingston or Derek as the combination of all three of your senses of humor is what makes the show special.

Call it a smoke sesh the way im passing gas

2025-08-04 12:02:08 +0000 UTC

Hello Gay, Black, and Gay Black: We all know about the question of 100 men versus 1 gorilla. But I wonder, 100 Chrises versus 1 Derrick? 100 Derricks versus 1 Sweeney? 100 Sweeneys versus 1 piss-fueled Lily?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

2025-08-04 12:01:17 +0000 UTC

Hello Blind, Fat stupid black troglodyte and Gay, on episode 345 you guys brought up the matrix online and I got flashbacks to a cutscene in it where Morpheus canonically dies in an alleyway from an assassin that slithers out of like a 4 inch hole in the wall and shoots him. What game or movie deaths were so stupid that it ruined the entire experience for you?

Transfem with trash taste

2025-08-04 11:34:58 +0000 UTC

What's poppin boys. Did you guys have senior/ yearbook quotes in high school? If so, what were your cringe ass quotes?

Gay Borat be like My Husband!

2025-08-04 11:34:19 +0000 UTC

Greetings “three wise men” How interested / serious are you guys about gangsta quest / some other snark tank related game? I’m a software engineer and I’d be excited to work on such a project

splish splash I was gaping his ass

2025-08-04 11:27:55 +0000 UTC

Howdy Boys. Awhile back I put down Oblivion to play Expeditions 33, after you guys waxed poetic about it. And I loved it. Additionally, Derek, and Sween were the reason I jumped into BG3 when it finally came to Xbox. In my first playthrough I binged act 2 in one playing 25 hours straight with no sleep and only stopping periodically to eat. I’ve played many games for many hours but never anything like that before or since. My question for you is what is the longest uninterrupted time you’ve spent playing a game. Also in my last write in Chris theorized that I had to be older. For the record I’m 34. Cheers.

ColdstoneET

2025-08-04 11:25:28 +0000 UTC

With the reveal of Battlefield 6 and the hype around it, how important do you guys think the success of the game to the fps genre? It feels like the genre has been in a terrible spot for almost a decade and shows no signs of improving. Thanks for all the hard work. Also I need more song covers from Derrick and Kailey asap

DeadReckoning

2025-08-04 11:23:19 +0000 UTC

What would you rather get caught in your throat: mozzarella cheese, banana string, or a length of hair?

Staingo Jenkins

2025-08-04 11:12:59 +0000 UTC

Hello again too my favorite chaotic trio. Yall have mentioned adobo seasoning many times, but I just found out there's many flavors. Which one(s) would you recommend the most?

Mongoloid dunking over Shaq, call him Forest Jump

2025-08-04 11:12:31 +0000 UTC

Hello beautiful man, handsome man, and Chris. Hypothetical: You can drop any mythical or real animal into any event in history, IE dropping a Chimera into JFK's first blowjob.

Brandy Hutsell

2025-08-04 10:52:20 +0000 UTC

Hello my two gay uncles and the child molester that lied that he was my uncle. I'm going to Japan in October and I am quite hyped. If I recall, each of you have said in the past that you'd like to visit there as well. So I'd like to ask if you have anything specific that you wanted to do or see if you visited. I want to make the most of my time.

My girlfriend hates my Bryle shirt and beats me for wearing it.

2025-08-04 10:51:16 +0000 UTC

Hey, fellas. Recently, I went to My Chemical Romance’s Long Live the Black Parade tour and will be going again. My question is what’s a band or any other type of live show you’d have liked to see or want to see? Dead people/disbanded bands included, of course. For extra funsies, what’s the highest you’d pay to see them? Take care, little batty-men

A Prostate the Size of North America

2025-08-04 10:50:46 +0000 UTC

Hello gay, gayer and gayest. Have you all heard of the whole payment processor censorship of gaming? Visa/Mastercard have been putting pressure on steam and itch.io to remove adult content, but it is already starting to affect non 18+ games. What are your thoughts?

Twink Floyd

2025-08-04 10:36:56 +0000 UTC

Hello metalheads and whatever fucking genre Derrick listens to, I forget. Everyone come-up with a half-useful superpower, here's an example of what I mean. You're bulletproof, but only bullets specifically cannot harm you. You can still get hurt but punches, kicks, knives, Tom Sweeny, you get the idea. Love y'all, full homo.

Kayla Rivera's dead and rotting baby daddy

2025-08-04 10:35:41 +0000 UTC

Head or tail only for the rest of your lives?

Hit me up for cassette bootlegs of Extra Ammo

2025-08-04 10:08:49 +0000 UTC

Hey Chris, Sween, and Smaller Sween What nostalgic or delisted game that was locked to consoles do you wish got a release on PC? Also, to Derrick on his thing a few episodes ago of wanting to play Tekken x Street Fighter, there's copies of it and the Transformers War for Cybertron games for PC on Internet Archive.

Sam Newports Bridges

2025-08-04 10:08:30 +0000 UTC

FIRST TIME PATRON --------------------------- Hey, you closeted gay furries! Not a question but I just wanted to let you know I've been listening since episode 0 and have only just now ceased to be a smelly freeloader and am now a proud patron of yours. Without your shenanishit, the last two years of laboratory work would have been mind numbing. I couldn't possibly count how you how many times your out of pocket moments have made me laugh like a psycho. Keep it up, degenerates!

Heffy_Boi

2025-08-04 10:07:10 +0000 UTC

Hey Faggots Im about to pass out, as you uploaded this 4am my time I wanted to ask yall: when did you start getting rage baited less easily / stopped tweaking so much about stuff? The reason I ask is because I swear up and down that my parents are S-tier Ragebaiters and moving out and having other people perspective has revealed that most people are significantly more reasonable than my parents, and that makes the world just a little bit easier to walk through.

Siona's Fat Fucking Girl Cock

2025-08-04 10:01:46 +0000 UTC

What’s up 3 balls in a sack. Your recent Jeff Dunham bits reminded me that there was a puppet he used to use I’ve only seen a few times, but I still question why he even brought it out in the first place. It was named Sweet Daddy Dee. Just need you fellers opinion of the guy.

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

2025-08-04 09:50:06 +0000 UTC

Yo what up, My question is, has there been a game you’ve slowly lost faith in as it continues to be in development hell? For me it’s the “new” skate. It has me feeling like it’s never gonna come out, with the way EA has been treating the development team. Riddling it with microtransactions and lame boring gameplay. Much love from the last liberal in Oklahoma.

The Dead Spider

2025-08-04 09:48:35 +0000 UTC

Déithe duit from Éire Hey Fits the Description, High Functioning Tweaker and His Grand Rotundness Was wondering if ye had seen Andor since it's finished up about 2 months and it's probably the best piece of Star Wars media in the last 2 decades. If so what are your thoughts on it? Also, in the Demon Might Sob episode Chris mentioned really liking the game Mouthwashing, I'm actually mates with 2 of the cofounders of the studio who made it in case you'd want to get in touch with them for any reason. Been a listener for a while but first time asking a question, thanks for keeping me laughing like a lunatic at my summer job for the last 3 years Slán Abhaile mo chairde

Jeffery EpSTEIN you say ‽

2025-08-04 09:47:27 +0000 UTC

How’s it hanging the mighty Gaylord’s of snark? Bumping up my patreon to ask to ask this question, so it BETTER GET ANSWERED?!?!? Or…. Chris you know. Has there been any celebrity’s death that hit you in a way where you consume there content weeks after for the nostalgia? I know Ozzy being the most recent, but I oddly enough got a Batman tattoo after conroy passed and a shenron one after toriyama. Funny thing was I had planned them before their passing, but meant that much more. Thank you for the laughs and making me that much more gayer every week.

Erect-a-sauraus GAY!

2025-08-04 09:38:11 +0000 UTC

goddamn

Black Quagmire Says Niggity

2025-08-04 09:37:17 +0000 UTC

Hello Puerto Rican Freakazoid, Creature from the Bronx lagoon and Black Dexter's lab have you ever been in a situation in school where the adults make you out to be more insidious then you were actually being? I was once suspended from school in second grade for extortion and intimidation. This was all because I was teaching a girl moves from dragon ball like wolf fang fist and tiens volleyball attack shit like that. The girl was in first grade and she was paying me in dented cans of pennies 5 dollars a day that she was stealing from her mom. One day she came to me and said she couldn't pay and me being an autistic child said very plainly that makes me upset and walk away. She goes into full meltdown thinking I am gonna murder her with someing I watched oolong do on last night's episode. She had no idea she never watched dragon ball but what ever she goes to her mom in tears saying im gonna beat her up cause she can't pay and the mom goes to the principal saying I turned her daughter into a criminal for stealing from her and I am gonna do this this and that. They call me into the office and the principal is grilling me like im an actual mob boss he threw his like table calender at one point saying I could go to jail. The girl is also in the room crying with her mom yelling at me too. Then my mom bursts in the door and she starts cursing my principal out what the he'll is this I'll kill you real angry pr mom type shit then I'm finally able to speak and I say the whole story and they ask me did I ever threaten her and I go no I dident even care about the money and they ask the girl did I threaten her and she admits no she just thought cause she on TV when people say that thier not happy when you are suppose to pay them they come beat you up. I was still suspended for 2 days my mom was pissed but she slammed the 60 dollars on the table that I had collected from these dented penny cans and said to the mom " here take real money since your poor ass is paying for your rent in Hobo money" she then drug me out the office and I went home and played Mario party with her.

Dumper the clown

2025-08-04 09:35:00 +0000 UTC

Hello right nut, penis, and 2nd Right nut. Not a question but please for the love of God stop Using ChatGPT and other AI it gets shit wrong near constantly. If you don't like Google use Bing, or Duckduckgo, or Yahoo, they still work! They wont bite

double for bubble no trouble

2025-08-04 09:30:05 +0000 UTC

Hey gays, this is a response to something Chris said in his solo episode. I don't think the reason men don't come out about sexual assault is to save women's feelings. While that may be part of it I don't think that's specific to men. I also don't believe we infantilize women in that way. I think men are more likely to not understand certain things are breaches of consent due to lacking sexual education. Women are generally trained more to watch out for it because it happens so frequently. I also think men aren't given the emotional tools to come out about it. To be assaulted by a woman is a blow to someone's masculinity. Obviously not all men, but I'm speaking generally. I do agree that men's sexual assault is higher than we think, but I also think woman's sexual assault is higher too. I also believe men do it more to a significant degree. I believe that for both personal and statistical reasons.

ShoreMcLoving

2025-08-04 09:22:10 +0000 UTC

Greeting funny podcast guys. and sween I sometimes write notes on the moment and when going back overthem dont remember the context of which it was written and cannot remember why I wrote them, recently I wrote "Snark tank musical making fun of the bible" dont know why I wrote that. Do you guys do something similar to this?

Believe in the me that believes in you

2025-08-04 09:19:15 +0000 UTC

Dear Snark Tank, If you were taxidermied in a natural history museum exhibit like those fucked up lions roaring over rocks and shit, what action would you like to be immortalised doing to educate the public about you as a specimen?

Shrimp Tits

2025-08-04 09:18:37 +0000 UTC

Hello future victims of Ice, If you could chose the way for (((him))) to die. What would you pick?

Scooped James

2025-08-04 09:17:44 +0000 UTC

Hey raider scum, feral ghoul, and synth gorilla Are there any features in video games you don't use because you prefer to play without them? I've don't fast travel (or at least try to as little as possible?) in games because I want to take in as much of the world as I possibly can Keep up the good work or else

dangers awesome

2025-08-04 09:15:17 +0000 UTC

Howzit bruddahs. You three are party members of a classic JRPG. What kind of attacks would you have? What would be your weapon of choice and what elemental affinity would it be? Best wishes, and wish me a happy birthday. 👁👄👁

Long Schlong Silver

2025-08-04 09:15:17 +0000 UTC

Sup goon, gooner, and mega ultra black sooner Do you think there will ever be a way to make working class people on the right realize that they are being exploited or are they to far gone down the migrants are to blame rabbit hole the billionaire cunts put us in?

Imagine RFK either giving or receiving backshots

2025-08-04 09:13:19 +0000 UTC

hello queeroes, just a quick question for you all. recently i had an episode on recently while i was cleaning my girlfriend who i live with looked at me in disgust during what i believe to be just a standard joke is apparently violently awful (it was a liveleak joke) and had me wondering, what things that you find funny have you in the worst way possible found out isn’t exactly normal to other normal people.

Sween’s Lifesize Chocolate Lily

2025-08-04 09:12:31 +0000 UTC

Fuck, marry, kill: the white versions of all of you. For example Chris' options would be white Sween, white derek, and white(r) Chris.

Microdosing Chris with 1ml of heroine daily

2025-08-04 09:12:20 +0000 UTC

Sup Queers, I was listening to some older episode and a thought dawned on me. How the fuck did Harry not die in SM3? Peter literally threw a bomb at him next to a wall of bombs. That man should have been minced like a blast from the gnasher. I’d like you to deliberate for 30 mins now.

Wake up! Gotta lotta dick to put in mans butt

2025-08-04 09:11:02 +0000 UTC

Hii Sebastian the crab Elvis Crespo and honorary Mexican. I would love to hear what your top 10 obscure or not well known video games are, to this day I haven’t met anyone that grew up playing time splitters, gauntlet, or red ninja end of honor

I genuinely don’t think Kingston has ever had sex

2025-08-04 09:10:00 +0000 UTC

Hello Gay, Gaye and Gayae, hope things are well. Here's a hypothetical for you all: You've been offered an opportunity by a council of high mages, to magically turn one person of your choosing, into a sentient object. "Mote of dust in the wind, rebar trapped inside of concrete - you name it bro" they say. Who do you each turn into what and why? Thanks for the show boys, been here since the start and it's made me lol at least twice.

Saddest Substance (the cum is sentient)

2025-08-04 09:09:42 +0000 UTC

what's up skinny fat, big fat and obesaga with you all praising good food tell us the worst dish you've ever had, is it comparable to the chicken that joe (or whichever friend) had?

FrankenTubbie

2025-08-04 09:08:31 +0000 UTC

How's it going you fucking symbiotes I don't have a well thought out question so like idk fuck you I guess if you could die in a really extravgant way of your choosing what would it be no rules limits or anything go nuts

googling what is a blumpkin at work

2025-08-04 09:08:13 +0000 UTC

Hey you fucks! Who's the gayest member of the podcast?

Young Colin getting shot by Kingdad

2025-08-04 09:07:56 +0000 UTC

Lads, your slander of little ceasers reminded me of one of the strangest traditions I’ve had. Growing up, I used to play poker with my cousins. We’d plan to start right after little ceasers would close, then go hang out in the parking lot. Once they closed, they’d bring their extra pizzas to the dumpster and set them in there. We’d then wait for them to leave and grab them all, then have dumpster pizza, or “DP” as our meal during our poker tournaments. What are the weirdest things that you never thought about at the time, but would probably revolt most people?

Ozzy Ozdied

2025-08-04 09:07:27 +0000 UTC

Thanks for the boss merch, I’m currently wearing the autistic and afraid shirt as I go to the most autistic place ever Florida keep it up gents

Tankis The Trash Man

2025-08-04 09:07:25 +0000 UTC

Good day gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave

2025-08-04 09:07:12 +0000 UTC

Dear gay, queer, and flaming- in the interest if better discussions on the show, what kind of questions do YOU THREE want from US?

BigUglyJordan

2025-08-04 09:07:12 +0000 UTC

Hey 3 musty queers. Growing up in a 3rd world country, I didn't really have access to shows my generation generally watched. It was mainly random niche shows that NO ONE relates to, like the 3 scrooges or (my favorite) the mask animated series (I was born in 2006 for context). So my question is: What are some shows or movies that you have no business knowing?

Random_SR4

2025-08-04 09:07:07 +0000 UTC

August Question Thread

Comments

Is suckin penis more gay than cumming on a man?

Hey Waltuh (collective), I remember Dereck asking for a patois podcast to listen to and I just found one I think he’d like, it’s called ShopTalkJa Podcast. Sionara!

I want to kill Asmongold

Hey Piss Ray Gun, Peasantston Retardson, and yummy thighs, Is there any hope left for Mass Effect 4?

Hello my favorite degenerate godhead, question for Sween mostly. Your Dungeons and Dragons talk has got myself and a few friends interested in starting a campaign of our own, none of us have much if any experience with the game yet. Any tips for new players?

I think Derrick got so caught up in laughing about the child death that he completely tuned out the connectivity with the cult and how the family never had a chance.

Not a question: Chris youve been saying legend of dragoon remake is happening since the show started you gotta let go at some point lmao

Hey traumatized, narcissist, and the dishonorable one. Not a question but you guys missed out calling the latest episode bi-curious geoge. Anyways fuck yall.

What up smegmoids You guys talked about a Asian man singing what a wonderful world. Well here’s a Hispanic man with an EXTREME accent singing “Pumped up Kicks” https://youtu.be/St32aLCNMmQ?si=VqICTlWeKgvYrgab Go to 1:07 if u wanna hear the chorus immediately.

hello hispanic scott the woz and his two minions, i am currently playing thru halo: ce for the first time and honestly i am straight up Not Having A Good Time, should i have jumped into this game with co op or is this just me? going thru assault on the control room and its taken me 3 days lol

I see you guys really enjoyed that Naked Gun Movie, have you guys seen Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping? It's made by the same guy who directed the the naked gun movie with liam neeson

Hello strangely proportioned Oreo boys, What's a red flag for you that indicates someone you're interacting with is probably a piece of shit? For example one of mine is men who use the word "female" in a context where "woman" would have been more grammatically correct.

Hello Pim, Charlie, And Mr Frog. A fun hypothetical for you boys today: Every human on earth gains the ability to teleport at will, with no limitations. How fast would society collapse and how would you protect your homes from teleporting cannibals?

what's with derrick saying he's going to revive this channel, he's going revive that channel why doesn't he go revive his dad instead then. fucking black jesus over here.

The Video Game Industry as a whole comes to the Snark Tank asking you to create the first AAAA game, what would the story be? genre? would any characters from the pod be a mandatory inclusion?

Wait what does the feet have to do with anything?

Yo, they gonna auction the Spider-Man 2 suit that Tobey wore on September 4

Not a question, but I want to share a fun fact with you: in 1991, MTV Produced a promo for a Cult called The Subgenius. They were allowed to shoot whatever as long as the MTV logo was in it. Have a wonderful evening

Crowd fund to buy the rami spiderman 2 shit going for about 100k -200k

Hey boyos, Chris mentioned the Indian scammer video not too long ago and I had to share Kitboga's full highlight reel. Pure cinema. This man only speaks in peaked waveforms. https://youtu.be/7mceb_t8EIs?si=c7scry6JbHlWDcFf

What’s up pillowbiters, Since you did an Extra Ammo on your top ten all time favorite movies, can you do one with the worst movies you’ve ever seen? Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Boys (derogatory, but also kinda Endearing ya know?) what’s your favorite album cover art? Btw I had an idea for an extra ammo; album art contest, have people submit album art and yall judge it. Zow hung shoe homos

Greetings to the gay, the bad, and the ugly. my question is this. if there were a battle royale between all US presidents, who would win? ground rules are: wide open field, no weapons, and theyre in the physical condition/age that they were in when they first took office.

Remember, Jay Leno voiced The Crimson Chin! My question is what do you guys think is the biggest snub for GOTY in Game Awards history? Mine personally is Ghost of Tsushima losing to The Last of Us Part 2. Thanks your filthy pig rapists.

I hope you know that I read your name like a character in metal gear

Sweeny probably farts into his hand and smells it

Ayo what's the ending song to the podcast from? It's so aggravatingly familiar.

I second this

Hey 4.9 inches, 5.6 inches, and 24 inches! I just watched your top 10 movies extra ammo and wanted to know if any of you three have a Letterboxd account. Please answer me sirs, I want to follow your shitty movie opinions.

Hi, Kevin here. I just wanted to ask: What's the strangest thing your boss has ever asked of you? For me, it was when Weinstein asked me to stop grabbing his dick. He lets woman do it all the time, so why not me?

Kingston has terrible taste and will lead you astray

Hello, my favorite heterosexuals. Do you think Oompa Loompas deserve human rights? And what kind of slurs could you come up with for them?

hi guys Fun fact the twerking Thanos gif dance is in Wuchang Fallen Feathers. A bald monk enemy in the game has done it i've seen aleast more then 3 time in the game, it really is the Thanos twerk no jokes.Search up wuchang twerk you can probably find it on youtube.

Hey fellas, did you watch the King of the Hill reboot? It's got Kieth David! ECH!

Hi Bati boys, Since yall like looking up and referencing stupid YouTube shit on the show, have you seen the video going around with the title AND thumbnail labeled “gay n word gets caught cheating on battlefield 6”

Greetings Derrick, Sween, Chris, and your liquid counterparts. My question is simple: if the fate of the world depended on it, could you smuggle a monkey through TSA? Also thanks for being the voices in my head during work, being an electrician is cool but holy shit it gets boring sometimes.

What’s up snark after dark. That question about the guy who was so gooned out he chose it over his relationship made me wonder. What if you discovered a close friend was a mega gooner. Like VR headset, with deluxe milking contraption, gooner. Would you try to help or distance yourself?

Hello snark fellas, this question is mainly for sween and derek since chris isn’t that gay. What comic books/series would you guys recommend for someone getting into comics?

Hello Snarks and tasty Sween. Have any of you seen that new War of the Worlds movie with Ice Cube? I, Kevin Spacey, was supposed to be in it but I touched Ice Cube and was fired. The movie is terrible and if you guys haven't seen it, watch the trailer.

We need a gaslighting competition between Chris, Zach, Lyle and Chris(Oney). Whoever wins gets all of Sweens future babies.

Howdy, fellers. Why did you decide on your look? Not what or when, but why? Was it just you? an outside influence? Or just logical reasoning like I assume Chris is going to say ("if it looks good, then that means better social interactions, meaning easier life.")

How's it going, Chumps? Castle Crashers released a new DLC allowing you to make your own characters, My question is; what is your most out there idea for a character in castle crashers? Have a good one!

Can you let Derrick know that I never played a Mass Effect game, but I agree with him that Mass 3 is the best in the series

Extra ammo pitch request, now hear me out, hyper dragon ball z supers reaction, it's free,theirs alot of passion in the supers you'll love it.

Just want to thank you gaylords for making sure that YouTube doesn’t get my id for locking my account because it thinks I’m under 18.

Hey fellas, PragerU just partnered with the White House. Have a nice day!

Derrick too readily assumes people are mad in comments, the Snark Tank fans are like you man, they just like to talk shit 🥺

Extra ammo idea: do the Rice purity test. You can do it before hand and discuss your most controversial answers or answer it mid session, there are a lot of questions but they are all yes or no

Alright guys. Time for family lore because of the Regan talk on the EA, my family all agree to give Regan a pass begrudgingly because he gave my Tata his papers and made him legal. K thanks bye

Is it blackface to dress as miles morales for Halloween if you aren’t black (no blackface under the mask)

Yo guys! Youtube changed the profanity stuff for the first few seconds. So go crazy! Sweeny, you can now start the show with as many slurs you want

Hello friends, fifty dollar patron here. I was wondering what y'alls favorite monster in fiction is? It can be something specific like Nosferatu, or something broad like ghosts.

Hey cretins, have you ever gotten your dick sucked by someone with a Wikipedia page? If so how many

Hey Sween I'm curious how you keep your magic table balanced? Do you restrict certain cards or build decks together with certain power levels in mind?

Salutations Scorched Tar, Moldy Asphalt, and Rancid Gauze, Have you guys seen that new “War of the Worlds” movie starring Ice Cube yelling into a webcam 1.5 hours? It might genuinely be on the worst films ever made, and I’d love an extra ammo review for it

Hey Waltuh, Would you guys rather have an endlessly refilling Backpack with snacks, soft drinks, nail clippers, and a spool of string and a bottle of water, a hairbrush OR an endlessly refilling wallet with ONLY dust bunnies flies in it

In Episode 347 you guys mentioned "A space pirate rapist!" Could you confirm whether we're talking about a space pirate who happens to also be a rapist or we're talking about a rapist who exclusively rapes space pirates?

Hey Snarky Boys, You have one year to become president or your balls explode (there is no escaping this fate). How do you do this? You’re allowed to work as a team or as individuals. Xoxo

Sup your nijjas Simple question: Everyone and their dad knows what a good penis looks like. But I must ask, what does a good pair of balls look like? Perfect size, color, weight, amount of little bumps, etc. Thanks and be killed verily.

Sup my niggas how do we feel about as of the time of writing 4 dildos being thrown on the court at WNBA basketball games. You can currently bet on the color of the next dildo thrown and one guy is currently facing criminal charges for it.

On the most recent episode Sween mentioned MASH briefly. I don't know if yall are aware but they had a black character whom they nicknamed "spearchucker" in the show

Hey Sharks, I realized after listening to Derrick's solo episode that it's been forever since I've seen y'all do any content with Bunty Kind. Feel like he would be a great guest to have on the show (as long as Chris isn't too GAY and embarrassed to ask him on). What do y'all think?

Howdy. In terms of yall dancing around that to call chris' "Clearly black" aunt but she isn't black. That's called "a touch of the tar brush" a racist term that i learned from that convicted super sex forcer aziz ansari.

Hey Race traitors and bitchless. In Episode 346 you guys were arguing about New York and LA, My question is, when is the Snark Tank New York Special. With Chris’s parents as the guests. I wanna hear Chris’s dad talk about how many asians he slaughtered.

Hey, Kevin here. I want to know if Kingston is available for a meetup at my Spacey Estate. Just him, none of you. I, Kevin Spacey, just really want to meet and even touch Kingston.

Sup, fags. Why does underwear and shoes with no socks feel more naked than no clothes at all?

Real question. Is there a reason to ask questions when there is already 162 questions in the thread?

Yo kingston and the other two I guess What are your thoughts on the Absolute Universe? Absolute Batman is absolute peak for sure, they made Bruce a 6'9, 421lbs wall of meat for no reason and I love it

Kingston upload more videos on your channel you stupid bitch *mwah*

Hello Majin Buu, Super Buu, and Kid Buu! You know how the Dragon Ball Z movies used a lot of licensed music, I was wondering if there were any particular songs that you originally heard from those movies that stuck with you?

hello Fortnite, Balls, and I'm Gay, what are some pieces of media or other entertainment from your childhood that feel like total pipe dreams? for me, the fred figglehorn movies with John Cena playing Fred's dad are still absolutely insane

this is actually crazy😭😭

Salutations my favorite Oreo that’s all ends, Have you seen that right-wing dude on twitter who crashed out cause his friend “killed himself due to being attracted to BBC” and is now using this to spread great replacement conspiracies?

What do you guys think was the worst episode or bit you’ve done in the past year? I think the first Snark Tank episode i watched was the Wu Kong one last August, so thanks for a year of making me giggle and jiggle

Anyone chance you chowderheads can get OneyNG, Tomar and/or Corey spazkid on the pod?

Kingston upload more videos on your channel you stupid bitch mwah